#The RIPLine

[canadianbakinblr]

Good news! There's a new video in the SomethingAwful lore gathering!

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[glitchysfantrolluniverse]

"Tell me why my grandkids decided to give me this shirt out of the blue?"

"I know I play that damned game once but why do they need to rub it on my face?"

[space-ninja-fashion-show]

"Ripline is a useless ability" Wrong! Warframe golf

[possessedscholar]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember: there are Warframe player who insist on replacing Ripline on Valkyr when Paralysis is Right Fucking There.

[lazodiac]

Action Park reminds me of another story much like this... The RIPline, the Machine That Kills Children. Behold:

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1018965087074177024.html

i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

[techniiciian]

there he stands: tall, imposing, looming. painted in shadow between streaks of street lights illuminating the sidewalk. a wide brim hat hides his soft, yellow curls and gentle, handsome face. his figure, strong and broad, concealed by the draping fabric of a long, heavy trench coat. calloused hands flex inside of pockets, the rough pads of his fingers smoothing over cool metal, as he leans forward. his hatted head tilts ever so slightly, just enough that a streetlamp's light catches the gleam in hazel eyes. his lips move, the words soft, almost a whisper.

❝let it rip.❞

from his pocket matt whips out a beyblade, locked and loaded, and tugs on the ripline. the metal top whirls to the ground, spinning haphazardly on concrete. a chorus of giggles leaves the once imposing man as delight paints his features and he looses another, and another.

let it be known that matt takes his beybalde street battles very seriously.

[qubixo1]

US-Ukraine stories also resume at Saudi Arabia after Trump Enviy Mambi

Open the white sights of the Newstter Free Your book is taking control of what is the selection of 2024 to refer to Washington and the world American and Ukraine discussion was set to meet at Saudi Arabia to meet Russia’s battle in Ukraine’s battle with Armington. Steve Lyaff, US President’s President, Friday reported Riplin Title and lies about Ukraine and said “love” President of Russian…

[glitchysfantrolluniverse]

My baby boy baby & Parriach of the Earth branch of the Veraku Family:

Riplin Veraku

[glitchysfantrolluniverse]

Off-Alternia Lime mutant who has too much kids... And a bit horrid fashion taste

a quick judge meme for ervyne :)

rb with a troll of yours and this ecologist will give their opinion on them. (one at a time, please.)

[solaredarisen]

Orsa Veraku, child of Riplin Veraku & his Abyssal demon husband, and Thersa adoptive brother

is now open for asks!

Image made using Homestuck Style Maker

[millenniallust4death]

My immediate thought when I saw this structure in a park today - child annihilating zipline. XD

[snepdotgay]

wake up honey, ripline lore just dropped

[imperial-refuse]

<{ Well holy shit...! I never thoUght it was possible for us to live this long, but here you are...! |F

<{ Look at yoU, giving me hope for the fUtUre, n' shit. 10/10, from one stUbborn anomaly to another.|F

Lime on lime judgement, he's legally old enough to be someone's Ancestor & get a title

[sunsetarisen]

I keep drawing horny Riplin

[glitchysfantrolluniverse]

"I uhhh keep forgetting that some Limes (like especially mutant like me) aren't as free as I am right now in other timelines, geez."

Context: in response to @imperial-refuse's judgement meme result

[solaredarisen]

I draw Riplin wearing a cheerleader outfit for a halloween event in Fantroll club