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Brothers anon, hope your doing well! 

1: Ran feels the same both before and after Ran forgave Ranbob. He cant help but feel guilty and tends to avoid bringing up past memories incase Ranbob doesnt remember them, cause he can't stand to see the confused look in Ranbobs eyes that soon turn to one full of sadness and a sort of emptiness. It makes Ran feel awful. It also causes Ran to think that their childhood and old relationship is gone. Which particularly keeps Ran distant from his brother, because he's scared and doesn't want to redo everything if Ranbob will just forget it.

8: All of the above. Cletus is a chaotic shit that loves creating and hearing about anything chaotic. Also he has burned down a few things in the past so he is a bit of a anarchist. They just had those cards, after all they knew they where gonna travel for a bit so why not bring playing cards to try to provide entertainment?

11: I forget if I said that (if I did then I changed it) but Ranbob actually knows that Ran is most likely dead as he wouldn't survive the night, but he still has some hope that his little brother survived.

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3: It was scary for him but because of the sudden turn of events he didn't really have time to register his feelings before he was getting smacked around and blinded. And yes cause Ran deserves a overprotective arc to show him that his group does love and care for him even if he thinks otherwise.

10: The townspeople act rationally to defend themselves. Even if that means they start fights because their not being respectful or kind. 

11: I'm not sure what they are. All I know is their the parent figure of the friend group but will also bite your ankles at a moments notice just because they want too.

14: Or Foolish just punts Jackie into the sand to protect his home from a possibility destructive teen. (I'm thinking yes to both of those, and we get to see one of the siblings embrace their enderside and just go crazy on Raq which leads to murder and trauma!)

15: For the cursing one I just love to imagine something like. 

Ranbob: *accidentally knocks over a stack of books* Shit!

Baby Ran: Shit!

Ranbob: *freezes and turns to look at Ran*

Baby Ran: *innocently smiling* Shit!

Ranbob: rAN NO--

(I've decided the group for this is going to be Technoblade, Phil, Ranboo, Tubbo, Karl, and Sapnap, and I may name the sub au like Brothers + Others cause it rhymes and I find it slightly funny). Oh Foolish is going to be terrified and scared for his safety, he's gonna have two hyper active teens climbing him like he's a jungle gym. Ran didnt want to help at first because he was to suspicious of them, but when proof was provided he changed his mind, and decided to take a risk to help them, but he still doesn't trust them fully. Plus, he felt bad after hearing their story, and couldn't help but sympathize with them because he felt that lost and confused at one time, and its a awful feeling. And while he won't admit it, he's curious about Ranboo and wants to talk to and get to know Technoblade, after all he did choose Techno as his idol. When the group first visited Kelalen, they got the Orphan Slayer as a gift, and because they did express some interests in going back to Mizu to see what they can do about Dream, so they got it to help them. So when Technoblade shows off his Orphan Slayer as possible proof, Watson brings out the groups Orphan Slayer and the two exact duplicate swords (expect for some nics on the GF group's sword) take most by surprise, and serve as some proof. Ranboo brings up his memory book, and since Ranbob read a bit of it, the two are able to perfectly recite a page of the book. And Karls watch, book he has of both Mizu and the Pit, and his knowledge about all groups are also proof. But even after proof the GF group is still somewhat suspicious that their who they say they are, but eventually they come to fully believe them. Ranbob is in awe. Because his ancestor is in front of him! He can ask questions he had about the history of the SMP and finally get answers! But he is also scared, because why is his dead ancestor here? Why are there so many others? What does this mean for him? Theres so much uncertainty that its hard for him to relax. The enderman hybrids get along well enough, but since Ranbob is a anxious mess, Ranboo is also an anxious and nervous mess, and Ran is bad with emotions, they dont get along super well. Tubbo and Jackie get along well and love to share stories about their respective enderman friend. Sapnap, Cletus, and Grievous get along well and even with Sapnaps current predicament, he still joins in with jokes and pranks. Karl, Phil, Isaac, Watson, and Benjamin get along very well with their habit of leading and taking care of their friends, and because their the ones planning what to do with everything going on. Technoblade doesn't really get along super well with anyone from the GF group, but he takes an interest in Ran and Watson. Only Technoblade, Tubbo, and Phil are Ranboos haunting. Ranboo tries to get close to his decedents, and he success in some places but fails in others. The time group doesn't know about Ranbobs possession, purely because Ranbob begs his group to not tell them. But the time group also suspects that something is up, and while Sapnap and Techno want to push to find out what it is but they dont because Phil yells at them. For the fighting, Phil and Ranboo want to help but are told not too for now. Saying them intervening could make things worse. So they don't. But Ranboo breaks the rule cause he cant stand hearing the two fight anymore. 

Hi, and same to you!

1: Oh, ouch. The way you phrased it, he thinks Ranbob could still forget? Does Ran not know Dream caused it?

8: FGHJK-Anon. Anon. Hearing Cletus was a bit of an anarchist, just, made my day. Holy heck. Can you imagine Quackity’s reaction to hearing that? Oh my god, that’d be so funny. 

The cards are the only game they brought? Sounds like it might get boring quick. And a bored group makes for a chaotic one.

11: Ah, so it was a hope thing. Hm. I don’t think I’ve asked before- feel free to correct me if I have-, but, if Ranbob thought Ran was dead, how did he feel upon finding out he was alive-especially considering the circumstances.

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3: Poor Ran. But also, yes! Overprotective arc! Let everyone go feral for the dude who’s always ready to do the same for them.

10: Hmm.

11(?): They...sound...interesting??? Honestly, I don’t think that answer settled my nerves at all, but y’know what, none of my business. The gremlin friend is whatever they are, and I will not question it further. 

14: Jackie’s just getting tossed around everywhere, huh. First by Ran, then by Foolish, who’s next up to yeet the child? (Also, yay! Murder and trauma, always fun!)

15: Pfft, oh goodness. That must’ve been fun to explain to his parents. 

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Hey, it does rhyme! Nice. 

Poor Foolish. He had a mostly nice life before Tubbo’s return, probably. Oh well. And Techno’s got a traumatized fan now, that’ll be interesting. What does he do with his new-old future sword? Duel wield? Let the GF group keep it? 

Two anxious endermen and one who’s bad with emotions, what emotional pain will they cause each other?

What kind of stories do Jackie and Tubbo share? Funny ones? Blackmail? 

Sapnap, Cletus, and Grievous sound like a terrifying force, and honestly, for the sake of everyone else, I hope a prank war never sparks between them and Tubbo and Jackie. 

Do the leaders of the group all kind of take charge together in light of this situation? In what ways does Ranboo succeed, and in what ways does he fail? How does Sapnap and Karl not being part of his haunting effect their relationship with the GF gang, considering they all are? Do they ever become part of a haunting?

Do they find out about the possession, and if so, reactions? What happens when Ranboo involves himself in the fighting? Does it get better, or worse?

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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Yeah

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

I talk to them on a daily basis

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Sort of

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

Yeah

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I haven't hung out with anyone, social distancing my duce

6. What are you excited for?

Seeing my boyfriend

7. What happened tonight?

I watched revolting rhymes with my mom

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

Eh idc

9. Is confidence cute?

Yes

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

2, 3 if you count you

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

I did

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Stay in and cry because i havent gotten over losing my cats and grandpa

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Nothing, im broke

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

Not anymore

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Probably not but ill try

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Ehh no one

18. The last time you felt broken?

Litteraly 10 minutes ago

19. Have you had sex today?

I wish

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Yeah, im a piece of shit

21. Are you in a good mood?

Im never in a good mood to be fair

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Yeah

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

His are black and mine are blue so, no

24. What do you want right this second?

Idk

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

Platonicly? Nothing idgaf. Romantically? Id cry

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

Yeah

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

Yeah

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

A stupid thing in a discord chat

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

.....yeah..

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Depends

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Nah, hes really nice. I think I've told you about him, his names noah

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

Yeah it'd be a bit hard for us to be dating if he didn't

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

I rarely do

34. Listening to?

A mix of lofi and depressed music along with the song my boyfriend sent me

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

Usually i do

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

Yeah, Oregon

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Sort of?

38. Who did you last call?

Noah

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

I dont dance unless you count tiktok dances

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Peer pressure

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Idk

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

I hugged my mom so yeah

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

Yeah

44. Do you tan in the nude?

I dont tan

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

Yeah, it was awkward and we both hated it

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

Nah

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Noah

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes

49. Do you dance in the car?

Not really since we dont have a car

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yeah, my sister used to teach me

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Ive never had my portrait taken

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Eh idc

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Sometimes

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

A w h a t

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Apple

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Marine biologist, still do

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yeah

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

Sometimes

59. Take a vitamin daily?

Nah

60. Wear slippers?

Nope

61. Wear a bath robe?

Dont have one

62. What do you wear to bed?

A t-shirt and pj pants, or shorts

63. First concert?

Never been to one

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Wal-mart

65. Nike or Adidas?

Im poor so neither

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Both

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

None

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Uhh calm down i guess

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Nah

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

I dont really care what job my spouse has

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Yeah

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

Ive never done a spelling bee

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

I dont think so

74. What is your favorite book?

Reckless

75. Do you study better with or without music?

Idk

76. Regularly burn incense?

Nope

77. Ever been in love?

Yeah

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

Cavetown

79. What was the last concert you saw?

I've never been to a concert

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Warm tea

81. Tea or coffee?

Red tea

82. Favorite type of cookie?

Oreo

83. Can you swim well?

Eh yeah

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yeah? Do people do that?

85. Are you patient?

Sometimes

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

DJ

87. Ever won a contest?

Once and i fucked up by not responding in time

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

No

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Idc

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

Have fun and use protection

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room

92. Do you want to get married

Ehh sort of

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What incorporates a face and 2 hands however no arms or legs?

A clock.

What tastes higher than it smells?

A Tongue.

What quite a space has no doors or windows?

A Mushroom.

During what month do individuals sleep the least?

February, it is the shortest month.

What’s orange and looks like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What goes up and ne’er comes down?

Your Age.

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Short.

Two youngsters are born on an identical day from identical mother however they’re not twins. however is that possible?

They are triplets!

Johnny’s mother had 3 youngsters. the primary kid was named Gregorian calendar month The second kid was named might. What was the third child’s name?

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How much dirt is there in a very hole that measures 2 feet by 3 feet by four feet?

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What has four wheels and flies?

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What animal turns concerning two hundred times around its axis once it dies?

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A man goes go in serious rain with nothing to shield him from it. His hair does not get wet. however, will he do that?

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What a part of Turkey has the foremost feathers?

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Six fish are within the pool if 3 die what percentage ar within the pond?

Three.

What goes up and down however ne’er moves?

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Ten women tried to suit beneath a little umbrella, none of them got wet. however, did they are doing it?

It Wasn’t raining outside.

What kind of crystals doesn’t break when they hit the ground?

Snow, because they are ice crystals

How are minus zero, negative zero and below zero the same?

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Which of the following is not white? Igloo, a white dove, polar bears, milk, marshmallows, or snow?

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What do December, January, and February have in common?

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1. I was known to Greek philosophers a thousand years ago, I have numbers all in a line, and I can tell you if the rain will turn to snow. What am I?

I am a Thermometer

2. You can find me in abundance in Greenland, in a box, in a sweet treat but you’ll never ever find me in an oven. What am I?

I am An ice

3. You can see me up north bundled up, I live inside a white house, and my diet is mainly Paleo. Who am I?

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4. I am worn to mark a successful victory, I am also made of flowers and leaves formed into a circle, and I vary from big to tiny. What am I?

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5. I am a dreamlike fairyland but I can be horrific to many when I cover the land with ice. What am I?

I am the Winter.

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I am Winter gloves

7. I have four sides, I am little and I can spin, and if you want to play just bet all your chocolate coins and hope you’ll win. What am I?

I am A dreidel

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I am Blizzard

10. I am white and beautiful as snow but I am not as cold as Ice. Who am I?

Show White

11. You can only do this every for four years over snow or ice, people do their very best to claim their price. What am I?

Winter Olympic Games

12. I am a massive, destructive and gigantic pile of fluff, and when I flow, get out of the way fast don’t move so slow. What am I?

An avalanche

13. I stand bright, decorated, tall and green, and only in December, BUT I’ll be the prettiest you’ve ever seen. What am I?

Christmas tree

14. I may stand out like a sore thumb, but I can make a dark room glow and guide the others to keep the presents coming to a continuous flow. What am I?

Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer

15. Simple or ornate, small or massive, fake or original, but one thing is for sure that if it is lit Santa won’t come down from it. What is it?

Chimney

16. I can be round, white and shaped like a ball, but yet I cannot be dribbled or bounced at all. What am I?

A snowball

17. I am rich but I cannot be poor, I can be dark and I can be white, I can be hot or I can be cold, but one thing is for sure having too much of me can be a little jittery. What am I?

Chocolate

18. I have potatoes and celebrated for 8 days straight, However bright light and lots of gifts await. What am I?

Hanukkah

19. I live and thrive in the winter as I grow down and sharpen but you’ll never see me in the summer because I’ll die in warmth. What am I?

Icicle

20. Firstly, You’ll see me outside standing even in the cold months. Obviously, I am made of a bunch of winter flakes and I like to keep warm with a knitted yarn. What am I?

Snowman

21. I am a place where you can find a syrup farm, geese, snow, even loonies, and toonies Then tell me What am I?

Canada

22. You’ll see me on Christmas on tables and wreaths but some people stand under me and might get a kiss. What am I?

Mistletoe

23. I am mostly made of soft comfortable material, I always come in pairs and I can also be used so you won’t get burnt. What am I?

I am an Apple

24. I am a catchy carol and a tune with that you can rhyme So that contains 12 grand gifts around Christmas time. What am I?

I am Yams

25. I am a ball that can be rolled, but never bounced or thrown. What am I?

Eyeball

26. I can be hot, I can be cold, I can run and I can be still, I can be hard and I can be soft. What am I?

Water

27. I can be any shape, I can a be surprise to your loved one, just fill me up and make sure to hold me real tight so I won’t fly away. What am I?

A Balloon

28. People come visit me but rarely stay long. I can be clean but am often very dirty. People usually reveal to me a part of them that they rarely show others. What am I?

Toilet

29. You find me once in the morning, twice in the afternoon but never in the evening. What am I?

The Letter “O”

30. I can be broken or attacked, I can be clogged or crushed, I can be given and I can be kept, sometimes I am warm and other times I am cold. What am I?

A Heart

31. Sometimes I go backwards but often I go forward, I can trip, I can dance. Just play the right music and I’ll even do the conga. What am I?

Feet

32. Fill me up with hot or cold, put anything in me I’ll make sure I’ll hold. What is it?

A Cup

33. I can be beady, I can be deep set, I can be a ball, I can be watery and twenty-twenty. What am I?

AN Eye

34. I can be late, I can be early, I can be astronomical or atomic and my insides are incredibly complex. What am I?

Clock

35. Clock can be sweet or not so much, I have nice curves and from my name you might think I make a ringing sound. What am I?

A Bell Pepper

36. Sometimes I am bright, sometimes I am dark, some think I am a man but others think I am a rabbit, and I’ve had a Buzz step on my face. What am I?

The Moon

37. I am sometimes powerful, I am sometimes complex or deep, I can be blind, lost, or profound. What am I?

Love

38. I am a beer, however many kids drink me and do not get drunk. What am I?

Root Beer

39. I can grow quickly and I can die slowly, I can be a terrible pain or a comfort and joy. You never find me all by myself. What am I?

A Relationship

40. I am said to be only one dimensional, and as itty bitty as can be, some say I am the basis of all that we see. What am I?

A string (from String Theory)

41. I am a ball yet I can’t bounce up and down, I am often yellow, white or brown. Even though they seem to be sad people still cut me so bad. What am I?

An onion

42. White and sparkly I can be, fluffy and soft, kids make angels out of me. What am I?

Snow

43. I can jump, I can climb, I swing from tree to tree with my many legs and I make a house much bigger than myself. What am I?

Spider

44. I have some branches, but I am without a trunk, leaves or fruit. What am I?

A Bank

I get dirty, I get clean, I can be delicate, I can be rough. People often shake me or smack me against my own kind. What am I?

Hands

People look forward to my coming, they light lights for me, they celebrate me, they often take a break and rest when I arrive and some say I am the most important thing all year. What am I?

Christmas

I have a comb but it’s never used for my hair, I have a cape yet I am not a superhero, and because I am so territorial you often see me chasing others away. What am I?

A Rooster

You can call me curly, you can call me bald, you call me gray and shaggy, long or short. What am I?

Hair

Round and round I go never stopping in a continuous flow. I hang out with numbers each and every day and nothing ever gets in my way. What am I?

The hands of a clock

I can be angled, I can be arched, I can be raised, bushy and plucked, and women spend a lot of time perfecting me. What am I?

Eye Brows

I am a fruit that can talk, calculate, tweet and it is well known that I don’t come cheap. What am I?

An apple product (iPhone, iPad, etc.)

They provide for you, they keep you safe, we celebrate them every June. What are they?

Dads

Sometimes my face is round or square, but you may even see me with a hexagonal face. I have 3 hands and I strike all sorts of digits. What am I?

Clock

I can be white, I can be dark grey, I can be luminous or ominous, bright or dark and people like to store all sorts of things in me. What am I?

A cloud

I am a stick combined with a sweetness ball. What am I?

Lollipop

If you give me a letter I will not keep it long, boxes help pay my salary and I travel so much but never very far. What am I?

A Postman

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If different Naruto characters had their own anime

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If characters other than Naruto had a show named after them, taken directly from each characters own ideas, what would they be like?

1. Sasuke

Oh man. Ooooh man. This one is definitely classified as a drama. It’s very dark. Very brooding. Very popular with teenage boys. An orphan sets out to avenge his clan. Along the way he meets a lot of people who just don’t GET him. 

The villain turns out to be his older brother who’s actually not a villain. Massive plot twist. More brooding. 

Rated: MA

Rating: 6.5/10  

2. Killer Bee

An anime about an aspiring musician who travels the world looking for inspiration. The entire anime would be spoken in rhyme. Even the narration. For April Fools day they released an episode with normal speech.

It’s more popular than you would think.

Rated: M

Rating: 7/10

3. Hidan

There is no plot. None. Every episode is just brutal slaughter, gore, and profanity. There was a 15 minute scene in episode 5 about how vegetables aren’t actually good for you.

After episode 7 it got cancelled. 

Rated: R-18

Rating: 3/10

4. Kiba

“Hi my name’s Kiba and welcome to DOG WORLD.” The show is actually just about dogs. It’s not even remotely centred on Kiba at all. It’s more of a documentary. Most of it is just him filming Akamaru in his day to day life with dog facts being spoken at the same time. 

Actually.....very popular. 

Rated: G

Rating: 9/10

5. Itachi

Surprisingly light-hearted. A deeper look into the life of an undercover villain. It’s not just mindless killing. He showcases his friendship with Kisame a lot and mentions it’s not nice to judge people based on appearance. It gets kinda emotional when he talks about the fact he’s going blind and is going to miss seeing his partner every day. 

There’s a whole arc dedicated to Sasuke.

Rated: M

Rating: 8/10

6. Pein

A LOT of “Pein/Pain” puns. Every episode a different Path of Pain is the centre character. Seems more like a dumb sitcom than an actual good show. 

The first two episodes were kinda okay but it got old after the hundredth “I am god” line. Especially since the dialogue was mostly monotone. It just wasn’t....good. The ratings were the highest when Konan was in an episode.

Rated: PG

Rating: 2/10

7. Gaara

Secret life of a Kazekage! What does he really get up to? The answer? Cacti.

Gaara has a massive cacti collection that he LOVES to showcase. The directors keep trying to direct the show back to his actual day to day life but he always manages to sneak in some cacti somewhere. It became a good pastime to watch episodes and try to find the hidden cacti in camera shots.

Rated: G

Rating: 6/10

8. Kakuzu

The most boring show you will ever watch. Honestly. It’s amazing how it even got onto the air. 

Literally an accounting show. How to balance a check book. How to count stacks of money efficiently. There is no music. Just him, in a chair, talking. It’s popular with rich old men but that’s about it.

Rated: M

Rating: 5/10

9. Rock Lee

The most intense work out show you will ever watch. It’s VERY popular with women who want to get fit. The ratings are always incredibly high. The only common complaint is the fact that all members of this show look exactly the same. It’s a little unnerving.

Rated: PG

Rating: 9/10

10. Zetsu

An incredibly weird show that’s only enjoyed by a select few people. On one hand we have some gardening tips, how to grow certain plants properly with the correct care.....and on the other hand we have “how to eat bones without splintering them.” This one doesn’t even have a genre. 

It is it’s own genre. 

Rated: MA...?

Rating: 4/10

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The Star Wars Rebels Mid-Season Trailer And The Top Ten Reveals.

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The Star Wars Rebels Mid-Season Trailer And The Top Ten Reveals.

Last year during the fun at Star Wars Celebration Europe, Lucasfilm Executive Producer Dave Filoni sat down with Andi Guterrez of “The Star Wars Show” for a brief interview before he took to the stage for the big Star Wars Rebels season three reveal. In that brief conversation, Dave made a comment with a fair bit of sincerity and gusto that always stayed with me. With the first day of Celebration out of the way, letting everyone a teensy bit down without the release of a trailer for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Dave came in with a different refreshing point of view about his trailer for Star Wars Rebels.

“We are going to give a lot away (panel), because we want people to tune in….you go to a panel and they hold on like they are not going to show a trailer and they wan’t everyone to go “ohhh”; and then they are like just kidding and show a trailer. Like is that a surprise anymore? Of course, you are going to see a trailer of Star Wars Rebels Season three and a really good one… There is probably someone in programming who is saying “Why would Filoni be giving that away?” Because it’s not a giveaway. It would be a major disappointment if we didn’t, right? So, I mean common, let’s show it”.

In grand fashion, Dave Filoni and the talented crew at Lucasfilm released another mid-season trailer for Star Wars Rebels. This one is chock full of goodies for the second half of a great season of Star Wars Rebels. The first semester have made significant strides in character development; story arc’s, and a welcoming tie-in’s to Rogue One: A Star Wars Story. The intensity of this animation show is building like an early M. Knight Shamalan film, minus the trees trying to kill you. The show has firmly hit it’s stride and is delivering well rounded stories and just plain great Star Wars.

Here are the ten things we picked up here at the Post, that should raise an eyebrow or two.

#10  The Tie Defender Cometh!

Lucasfilm Executive Pablo Hidalgo mentioned it during the Star Wars Rebels Recon show and there it is, in all its splendor – The Tie Defender made famous back during my college days playing Star Wars: Tie Fighter on my trusty Packard Bell DX2. This superweapon is what Thrawn is banking his strategy on with a faster fighter draped in powerful shields and the ability to go into hyperspace.

  #9 Mysterious Battle Droid and Zeb Thrown Down.

This tall and lanky mysterious Battle Droid (trust me we asked the brain trust on Twitter and he doesn’t look familiar). Takes on Zeb and Chopper in what looks to be a Road House brawl. Not exactly sure what this new Battle Droid is about but his design is great. Something about tall, slimmed down Droids that just look menacing as hell.

    #8 Mystery Planet with Rings.

This shot of this planet is fascinating as the only world that we have seen with rings has been La’Mu. The agrarian planet in the opening of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, being the refuge of Galen Erso and his family.  If I am correct, this would be the second planet we have seen in this franchise with rings present and therefore a new world.

    #7 Death Troopers Aren’t Just For Director Krennic.

In a surprising and welcoming image in today’s trailer was the reveal of the Death Troopers made famous in the franchise’s first spin-off film. In the Catalyst: A Rogue One Story novel, we did get the impression that the Death Troopers were hand picked Stormtroopers for Director Krennic as his bodyguards. Whether or not these guys are them are left to be seen.

    #6 The Return Of Saw Gerrera.

During the release of Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Lucasfilm announced that the famed character first seen in Star Wars: The Clone Wars would be returning to the animation side of the house in Star Wars Rebels. Saw will also be voiced by Academy Award winner Forest Whitaker and his Idi Amin-esk portrayal of this rebel extremist.

    #5 The Debut Of Mon Mothma.

She made a big splash in Rogue One: A Star Wars Story and fans of Rebels are even happier to see the calm, steady hand of Mon Montha on the small screen. The animation of her is fantastic and if my ears are correct it is none other than Actress Genevieve O’Reilly.

    #4 That’s No Hattori Hanzo Sword.

Dave Filoni mentioned that Rebels would be investing heavily in Sabine’s story arc this season and so far they haven’t dissapointed. With the fight against Rau and his protectors and the now the Dark Saber in the hands of Clan Wren of House Vizsla, things are about to get downright tribal on Mandalore.

     #3 Battle above Jedha?

The great thing about this franchise is we have a reasonable number of planets to remember. In this screencap, we see Rebellion ships attacked above what looks to be the planet Jedha or Korriban. Given that Saw Gerrera is now in Rebels, could we also be heading back to the cold deserts of Jedha? If it is Korriban (which maybe a stretch), it will have some significant impact on our story as it has been known as the graveyard of the Sith Lords.

  #2 Malice At The Edge Of The Dune Sea.

If only Tatooine would rhyme I would have a whitty title to market this fight of the ages, like the “Thrilla in Chandrilla”. The match of the century is upon us, finally Maul and Obi-Wan Kenobi settle things once and for all time. At least let’s hope they do.

     #1 The Return Of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

With Maul seeking the answers he wanted from the Sith Holocron, and the match of the century ready to take place on the Dune Sea, older Obi-Wan Kenobi just glows in this Rebels mid-season trailer. Voiced by none other than Stephen Stanton (Rebels Tarkin and Rogue One’s Admiral Raddus). This will be the penultimate point of Rebels Season three and the most deliberate thread that connects the Rebels tapestry to that of the Episodic films. The animation and look of the character are stunning and by the looks of things, those robes will flow like Vader’s cape. Incredible work done on the part of Dave Filoni and talented artists at Lucasfilm.

  The new trailer just makes you feel like jelly inside for what’s in store for our heroes. There are really big moments here that deserve our attention and grattitude. Enjoy the trailer everyone.

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Wombwell Rainbow Interviews

I am honoured and privileged that the following writers local, national and international have agreed to be interviewed by me. I gave the writers two options: an emailed list of questions or a more fluid interview via messenger. The usual ground is covered about motivation, daily routines and work ethic, but some surprises too. Some of these poets you may know, others may be new to you. I hope you enjoy the experience as much as I do.

Suzy Conway,

fell for poetry when she was introduced to Shakespeare by a nun exhibiting uncharacteristic passion for it. Her poems were published in medical journals and newspapers during her career, and once retired, she devoted more time to writing. A former medical librarian, originally from Minnesota, she finished her career at Countway Library in Boston, only to restart it in Nepal in 2002, creating a medical library for Kathmandu University. She resided in Nepal for four years.

In Donegal, Ireland, where she lived in 2006, horses manifested before her in uncanny ways as she rode her bike hither and yon. Back in the states, Secret Halo trotted into her life, and how things shifted into the most demanding and mystical schoolroom is a poem yet to be penned. Rilke wrote: The future enters into you long before you know it. In retrospect, it s right before your eyes.

Her brother once told her that she looked like her horse, which thrilled her. Now she endeavors to be like her horse: awake, aware, in the present moment. Her book of haiku, Lights Along the Road, debuted in Kathmandu in 2005, co-authored with Janak Sapkota. She lives, rides, and writes in Corvallis, Oregon.

The Interview

1. What inspired me to write poetry?

As a sensitive child my questions were these: Who am I? What am I doing here? Surely there’s got to be more. I got a hint to the answers when I learned to print my letters. If I was holding a pencil stringing words across a page wellbeing flooded my soul. It was the beginning of purpose, I got an inkling of how I would be able to stay, how I would cope.

I discovered the library as a young girl and found gold. I eventually became a medical librarian to quench a desire to serve, read, learn and publish. I worked in buildings that held the archives of famous writers, and minds. Libraries were my true north, my cave. I didn’t need a map to navigate them.

I was a seeker. In high school poetry was where I found beauty and truth. Poetry gave me some of the first bricks to a philosophical foundation of life. I loved school, but it lacked what I was specifically after which was a viable explanation to what I was truly doing on earth. Raised Catholic gave me the holy, sacred rituals to soothe myself but organized religion per se never got me to the crux. India got me closer to it. India ripped layers off and left me close to naked in the sense of shedding the false self. Surviving India was a breakthrough of massive proportions, I could almost hear the crash the masks made when they hit the ground. India will do that to you. Life shifted after that. In good ways.

When I read The Merchant of Venice, “The quality of mercy is not strained, it droppeth like the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath. It is twice blest…” I was on to something. I can remember the moment I read those lines, they gave me ballast to keep my head above water. I grasped poetry as one would grasp a life raft. A truth from the universe. A young woman’s philosophy began to form.

2. Who introduced you to poetry?

I was introduced to poetry by a nun in high school, who unlike most nuns from that era, showed a passion for what she was teaching. She was the Shakespeare teacher. Her enthusiasm was contagious. The poetry teachers in college bored the life out of me, except for one, the Chaucer teacher who I’ll never forget. In my mid-20s I began to read poetry with a vengeance. None of my family or circle of friends were into poetry, so it was a lone journey, but I bought a lot of poetry books, and I haunted a lot of bookstores.

3. How aware were you of the dominating presence of older poets?

Such a good question. I was aware of who was being taught in school, but other than that, I wasn’t aware at all, and in the scheme of things what was being taught in school was limited. I was quite sheltered, quite naive. It wasn’t until I was in my 30s, 40s that I sought out those poets. I was working in libraries with poetry at my fingertips, so it was easy to gain momentum. I craved poetry that touched on the liminal, the ineffable, the mystical.

My therapist, who was a Renaissance man, turned me on to Rilke. I carried his books around the world with me for decades. His poetry was an elixir for my soul, and once I discovered Rumi, Hafiz, Kabir, the Japanese haiku masters, (especially Ryokan) and other Zen poets, I was air born. In the old days, Howard Moss, poetry editor of The New Yorker, served up heaps of good poetry.

I wanted to be moved at the heart and soul level, wanted to be seismically knocked off my feet.

I had the great fortune to meet and become friends with Tess Gallagher. She influenced me greatly and still does. Ray Carver’s poetry and short stories brought me home and led me to her. I owe so much to Tess; her straight talk and generosity is engraved in my heart.

4. My daily writing routine.

To be open and prepared to meet the mysterious, I begin every day with meditation followed by a big pot of French press coffee. I get ideas, inspiration, whispers, points of view and guidance when I’m silent, and quiet, and still. Mostly out in the woods and forests.

I write and correct and edit and write and correct. I do this until I’ve aged the poem. Sometimes riding my horse or my bike, ideas fall into my head. Sometimes fixes come in. Sometimes entire poems spurt out of my pen with no effort.

I’m a morning person, I write when my mind is free of pesky thoughts, but if I’m on a roll, I’ll be up all hours. It depends on where my soul takes me.

5. What motivates me to write?

The need to be in touch with who I really am. That vast spirit tucked into my small physical form. I want to express that aspect of my identity, you know, the one that isn’t criticizing or judging or planning the future and raking over the past. The one who is the over soul, the one who is the observer, the one who is trying to be heard. I want truth. From another realm. And writing puts me in touch with that.

Janak Sapkota is a poet I met when I lived in Nepal who motivates me every day. His belief in me, his support is a kindness in my life. He and I published a book of haiku called Lights Along the Road when I was living in Kathmandu from 2002 – 2006. He is a gifted young poet, a beautiful soul and a unique voice. To find someone who believes in you when you don’t believe in yourself is vital to one’s ability to keep on writing.

6. Work Ethic

I was brought up Irish Catholic in a family where hard work, responsibility, good grades, and sticking with it were prized. On top of that I’m a classic Virgo which ratchets the intensity up considerably. Now that I’m older and retired and have had lots of therapy, (smile) I’ve morphed into a new sun sign. This one lets me relax more, trust more, and stay in balance, in harmony. I’ve freed myself to run amok in the best sense; to be wide open to whatever happens. To jump out of planes, to ride my horse in a pitch-dark forest, to know what the next step is and take it afraid or not.

My work ethic is more in balance because my worth doesn’t stem from it anymore.

7. Writers when I was young who influence me today.

What influences me from that time in school more than actual poets was experiencing the beauty of words. Rhyme captivated me. Iambic pentameter soothed me. A turn of a phrase calmed me. Poe captured my imagination with his dark longing, and desperation. Even though the feel of his poems was so disturbing, the beauty of them consoled me. More than anything, that’s what I took from the poets of yore. How language could soothe the broken heart, lift it even when it remained broken, transform something like loneliness into a beautiful work of art.

8. Writers I admire today and why

Wendell Berry Robert Bly Ray Carver Tess Gallagher Jane Hirschfield Jon Loomis Tom Lux Sharon Olds Antonio Porchia Rainer Maria Rilke Rumi, Hafiz, Kabir, Lao Tzu, Li Po, Ryokan Antoine de St. Exupery Edna St. Vincent Millay William Stafford Wislawa Szymborska Sara Teasdale

Because they replace what I know with something I don’t.

9. Why Do I write

I am visual, and I was born with a fountain pen in my hand. Ink to paper is an orgasmic profound thing, and I’m sure in past lives I was a scribe or an illustrator or a writer or maybe just a fountain pen! I write to be in touch with my soul’s yearning to create and evolve.

10. How do you become a writer?

You become a writer by writing. Daily, often and frequently. Read. Take notes. Be aware. Observe. Understand as best you can what moves you. We are not our bodies, thoughts and emotions. We are spiritual beings here to wake up to that. Wake up to the areas within yourself that need healing, the parts that need the light. Write about what makes you weep.

11. Writing projects at the moment

Since publishing my book of poetry Bringing In Horses, and two other books I wrote with my publisher Cheryl McClean, my interests shifted to short stories that have a synchronous point, the kind of stories I hanker to read, ones that illustrate a larger force at work. I trust that shift of focus after I put my life’s blood into Bringing In Horses. Writing the book took some courage and it put a lot to rest.

I help a friend, a German journalist, mountain climber and translator on occasion, and when invited speak at creative writing classes held in and around where I live. There is always enough to keep my soul engaged with its purpose, with what enlivens it. I have writing projects just for myself. I finish them and then investigate what to do with them. Answers always come.

I also collaborate with my older brother who acts as my muse. That close relationship inspires many creative writing projects and some of them have manifested as books. He is one of my strongest supporters.

Thank you so much for this beautiful opportunity to delve into these questions. I’ve never pondered them to this degree before, and by doing so have learned a lot about myself. My gratitude to you Paul, and to everyone who contributes to your site, everyone who is doused to the gills with poetry.

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Amightywind prophecy #113

Prophecy 113

Thus Saith YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, “Will You Allow ME to Divide What MY Hand Did Not Join Together?”

Written/Spoken under the anointing of the RUACH ha KODESH

through Apostle Elisabeth Sherrie Elijah (Elisheva Eliyahu)

Received July 30, 2009

Released September 21, 2009 on Rosh Hashanah

This is from Prophecy 105, YAHUVEH said to put this up on all Prophecies from now on: I warned you a long time ago Elisabeth (Elisheva) not to name this Ministry after a man or a woman even before there was a Ministry. I put it in your spirit for none of this has been done by your hand, none of this has come forth from your mouth. It is from the Mouth of YAHUVEH that has given birth. It is from the Mouth of YAHUSHUA your MASHIACH that has given birth. It is from the Mouth of the RUACH ha KODESH your IMMAYAH that has given birth. If it had only been by your hand it would have failed long ago. It is by the SHKHINYAH GLORY’S Wind that blows across this earth, the Holy Wind of Revival, it is not by your breath or it would have failed. (Isaiah 42:8)

In July 2010 YAHUVEH GOD also said to add the following from 2nd Chronicles before every Prophecy:

2 Chronicles 36:16, “But they mocked the Messengers of GOD, despised HIS Words, and scoffed at HIS Prophets, until the wrath of the LORD arose against HIS people, till there was no remedy.”

* * * * * * *Introduction:

Being unequally yoked is obviously a very important matter to YAHUVEH, YAHUSHUA and IMMAYAH. Here is another Prophetic Word regarding a unequally yoked marriage. YAHUVEH does NOT desire HIS children to be unequally yoked, period. YAH’s Word says, “Let man not seperate that which YAH has brought together.” Do you see it, it says what YAH has brought together. Not what man has brought together. If you are in an unequally yoked marriage, it was not because YAHUVEH did it. YOU DID IT!!! Please understand this. YAHUVEH does NOT desire you to continue trying to hold together a marriage HE did not ordain from Heaven.

This Prophecy was birthed because a woman named Rachael emailed me and asked that we pray for her marriage. Her so-called believing husband is drinking and on drugs and does not want anything to do with Rachael but she continues to hang on to this so-called husband and continues to say she loves him.

I am going to do my best to make a very long story short to help you understand what happened. Rachael is a young woman and emailed me, Elisabeth (Elisheva), in 2007. She said she met a man on a Messianic Jewish dating website. I believe it was Messianic Jewish but am not positive. Anyways, Rachael believed this guy was her Soulmate because of a dream she had. In the dream she believes YAH told her her Soulmates name is David. This guys name was David but after communicating with him a little while it became obvious he had many problems with alcohol and drugs. Her parents were not supportive of this relationship and did not like David and told Rachael this, but she still believed this David was her Soulmate.

Then she asked if I would pray for her situation and I did. YAH had me ask her some questions about David and she answered them and then I prayed again. YAHUVEH clearly told me this was not her Soulmate. She needed to keep her eyes focused on YAHUSHUA at this time and not searching for her Soulmate. As I said, she was a young woman and was not ready for a relationship yet. I emailed Rachael and told her what YAHUVEH said.

The next thing I get is an email from this David guy telling me to mind my own business. Oh, I forgot to mention this guy David would not tell Rachael is last name. He said his last name rhymed with “Wisdom” so Rachael referred to him as David “Wisdom”. This is important for later on.

I then received an email from Rachael and she told me she broke off the relationship with David “Wisdom” because of the warning YAHUVEH gave to her through me. This was great news, and she said how she was planning to keep her eyes focused on YAHUSHUA only. When she decided to keep her eyes on YAHUSHUA she said she was going to let her membership expire at the dating service but somehow her membership was extended an extra month and she had no idea why. So she re-wrote her profile on the dating site saying she was not interested in a relationship, and that her eyes were on YAHUSHUA. She then said 2 days later, out of nowhwere, another David contacted her through this dating site and they started to communicate with each other. They even talked on the phone together, which she apparently didn’t do with David “Wisdom”. She was now positive this new David was her Soulmate. They talked on the phone and it was so anointed she said. She went on and on how this is the guy. This guy even gave her his last name and had nothing to hide.

I did not respond to Rachael after this. She was not listening to the warnings YAHUVEH gave her and she was told she was to keep her eyes on YAHUSHUA and not on her Soulmate. I was frustrated with this young woman and YAHUVEH told me not to waste my time on this situation any longer.

So this brings us to the present. As mentioned, now Rachael emails me asking for prayers for her so-called husband and marriage.

Your not going to believe what was discovered in all our email accounts with Rachael’s name. In all honesty when Rachael emailed me lately I did not remember her and it wasn’t until we found these old emails that she came back to my memory. But when told about these old emails I remembered Rachael immediately and what happened in 2007.

OK, here is where it gets complicated and I pray you can understand what I am trying to say. Remember when I said David “Wisdom” emailed me and told me to mind my own business. Well, he made one huge mistake. He put his REAL last name in that email and it didn’t rhyme with “Wisdom”. When reading these old emails, we discovered that David “Wisdom” was the same guy that emailed me and the same guy that miraculously got a hold of Rachael the second time and gave her his last name. Rachael thought this was someone new, but it was the same guy.

The last name of the email I got from David “Wisdom” which we will not say what it is to protect Rachael—it is the exact name of Rachael’s now married name. Are you following me? David “Wisdom” is her so-called husband. He contacted Rachael after she broke up with him but Rachael did not know his last name. So when this new David gave her his real last name she thought it was a different guy but it was the same guy. We have the proof in his email to me with the same last name. Satan did this. Satan tricked this young lady, but he was able to do so because Rachael would not obey and keep her eyes focused on YAHUSHUA. Rachael has suffered the consequences for her dis-obedience and continues to hang on to this snake.

I don’t know if Rachael has figured this out yet or the so-called husband told her the truth but she is going to see the truth now. So here is a letter I wrote to Rachael before discovering her old emails.

Shalom Rachael, You wrote to Amightywind Ministry with a prayer request. We just received your email about what David said that hurt you deeply. I am sorry for your wounds. I read your email and I heard these words come forth from YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH. I told HIM you may not receive the Holy Words, but HE said I am only responsible for delivering HIS Words –not whether you believe them. So I am obeying. Since I get so many emails a day I cannot possibly answer them all, YAH has given me an anointed, prophetic Ministry staff that helps to answer them. However, I do read them all and when YAHUSHUA MASHIACH puts it upon my heart to write someone. I obey.

In your case, there is an answer to your prayer in a different way than the way you wanted it answered and YAHUSHUA MASHIACH speaks it forth and writes it through me to be a blessing to you, if you will just believe and receive. Forgive me I am not taking the time to edit it, or correct the spelling, because it is most urgent you receive this ASAP.

Elisabeth (Elisheva)

I don’t know what to say, but this email never got sent. I am now making it an open email, apology, and explanation of why I did not send it to Rachael ASAP.

This is an open apology to Rachael, the woman who stirred up the anointing of the HOLY SPIRIT, and all those who needed this encouraging word. I delayed it, I apologize to you Rachael because this word was given to me and I was told to send it to you unedited because you needed a word from Heaven immediately for it was an emergency. Your emotional and mental state was such you no longer could hear from Heaven clearly. I did not obey and send the Prophecy right away, because of fear of rejection.

Because of Prophecy 111, I saw a man named Steve Rossi Sr., someone I called brother, turn on me in hatred because YAHUSHUA answered his prayer and gave him what he wanted, to be released from an unhappy, loveless marriage – he had claimed they were spiritually un-equally yoked. Steve Rossi Sr. had begged for this answer in prayer, and when YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH gave him what he asked for, he decided it was harder to get a divorce financially than to stay unhappily married. The Prophetic Word he had said he counted as a blessing, he now speaks as if it were a curse. We had allowed Steve to counsel some of the young teens and we once considered him a blessing. We looked forward to his biological son, our anointed youth minister, working side by side with his Dad. It was his son that led him to the truths in this Ministry and they read and studied the Holy Prophecies given to me. Stephen W. Rossi Jr. gave his life to YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH because he found the truth in this Ministry.

Several months ago Steve Rossi Sr. grew in the anointing of the RUACH ha KODESH and loved every prophecy, until it came against his flesh which was Prophecy 111. This is when his love and respect turned into hatred for me. Since he knew he could not be part of this Ministry, he turned in revenge against me, joined with the servants of satan and told others I am a false prophet. The YDS Holy Prayer Intercessors pray daily asking YAHUVEH to take vengeance on them. Steve Rossi Sr. also once prayed against our enemies, but now has joined with the enemies of this Ministry.

Why have I included all of this to go along with this Prophecy 113? I feel YAHUVEH is having me put this along with my open apology because it was the fear of rejection on already open wounds from someone I called Brother Steve Rossi Sr. I just couldn’t bare to even look at this Prophecy because it was a reminder of what happened with Prophecy 111.

I was remined that I disobeyed YAH because this Word was to be given to Rachael (the one who it is originally intended for that evening). Yet I didn’t do it and I repent before all Heaven and earth and especially to her and all to whom this Prophecy 113 will be a blessing to as an answer to your prayers. Please forgive me! I am not perfect and like everyone else make mistakes and ask YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH to cover this sin in HIS shed blood at Calvary!

I humbly ask your forgiveness Rachael, because I received another email the next morning that you were committed into a mental hospital and were writing asking for prayer. I saw this email and I knew I had messed with YAHUVEH’s timing and the email should have been sent unedited with Prophecy 113 the night it was received. Rachael perhaps you would have not been checked into the mental hospital in the morning if I had obeyed. It was the spirit of fear and rejection that stopped me. Even if you had still checked into the Mental hospital Rachael, you would have taken the prophetic words with you and heard from Heaven. When you read this please let me know you forgive me if you can. Even though I don’t know how my email address got on your elist for none of us have written you before that we know of, (Remember, this was written before discovering the old emails) YAHUSHUA used you to stir up this anointing so other women can be set free as well as men who are suffering in marriages not decreed by YAHUVEH. In the Great Tribulation you will be in great danger, and someone has to warn you. What you do is your choice. I am just the messenger ordained and anointed to speak forth YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH’s Holy Prophetic messages.

Whoever reads this, please forgive me for delaying it and if it blesses you please write me and let me know. However if I may add, please don’t be offended if you don’t get a response back right away. I will thank you in Heaven if I don’t thank you in an email. We really do try and write everyone back, but sometimes there just aren’t enough hours in a day. Thank you for not joining with the enemies of my soul, trashing and slandering me because I did not respond back. Just know that your letters are read and prayed over.

Sad to say the man named Steve Rossi Sr., rebuked me after I was given as a blessing to him from YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH an answer to what he was asking us to pray for. When he received Prophecy 111, he became one of the Ministries worst enemies. His wife now knows what he said to us in secret and he hates me and slanders this Ministry calling me all manner of evil names. I can’t pretend it doesn’t hurt because I cared for him as a brother and friend just a few months ago. However we are going to post the emails from people all over the world who recognized the voice of YAHUSHUA MASHIACH and really wanted to be free from a marriage not ordained by YAHUVEH.

Prophecy 113Thus Saith YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, Will You Allow ME To Divide What MY Hand Did Not Join Together?

Oh Dearest Beloved Child, it is not my desire that you suffer this untold agony. I send this Holy Prophet with a blessing –if you will just believe and receive. Behold, I answer your prayer and speak forth this Holy Prophecy to be a blessing to others as well as thee if they will just believe and receive (Mark 11:23).

Why do you say “Thy will be done on earth as it done in Heaven” except when it comes to ending a marriage that is not and never has been ordained from YAHUVEH? Why can you not accept the blame? It is by your own hand you joined yourselves together not by the hand of YAHUVEH (Ezra 9-10; Neh 13:23-27). You think “I AM” is impressed with how many years you have been together. That is like a prisoner counting down his days on death row. You think you will be rewarded for being unhappily married in your eyes?

Do you not recognize the dividing sword I have used to divide you from a person that did not love, respect nor treasure you in the way I would have spouses to cherish one another (Eph 5: 22-33).

Why do you refuse to listen and demand that I answer prayers that are against MY will (James 4)? Do you not realize that you are better off without him? I did not answer your prayers for it is not MY will that you are together. I divided with MY own hand a relationship that is unequally yoked in all ways. Even if you have a million people pray and stand in agreement with your prayers, I am ALMIGHTY GOD, YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, your Lord and Savior, but I will not be manipulated to do anything against MY will. Fasting cannot change MY mind. Tears will not change MY mind. I desire the best for you not the worst!

I will not bless what I did not join together. You delude yourself and think I joined you together in a marriage that brings you such a feeling of emptiness. You delude yourself and think that this person was ordained from Heaven to be your Soulmate and spouse. Your heart was but a toy in the hand of the enemy to be manipulated, abused, neglected, discarded and destroyed.

Did you not understand Prophecy 111 that I spoke through Elisabeth Elijah [Elisheva Eliyahu] was a gift to you also? You have never been married in Heaven’s eyes, only in your own eyes (Prov 16:25; 21:2). This enemy mocks you the way the enemy mocks ME and all that is holy. Be not deceived everyone reaps what they sow, ABBA YAHUVEH is not easily mocked, the Lake of Fire awaits those who insist on living their lives their way and not YAHUVEH’s way (Gal 6:7-8)!

I raised up this prophet unexpectedly this day to give you an encouraging Word because you cannot hear ME for yourself anymore; you hear your own voice, your own desires demanding your own way (2 Pet 1:20-21) and thinking YAH will change things, because of all your prayers and the prayers of others (James 4). But judgment is set and you must let go of what you never really had. It was all an illusion hell sent (1 John 2:17).

Do not give hasatan the pleasure to see you harming yourself more each day. Do not give hasatan the pleasure to see you cry over this one whose name is not found in the LAMB’S Book of Life! Does not MY Word say what does lightness have to do with darkness (2 Cor 6:14)? Why do you insist on living with spiritual darkness? Do you not realize each day you did, hasatan used this vessel of satan to try and put out your faith, hope and the radiance on your face? Do you not realize satan used this person to quench the Holy Fire (1 Thes 5:19-22) within you? Do you not realize hasatan used this person to cause you to prefer death over life? Do you not realize hasatan used this person to fill your home with demons, and cause demonic spirits to oppress you? (Nehemiah 13: 26)

How can you believe I would give you such a person for a Soulmate? Soulmates recognize one another and treasure one another. Even the heathen, whose names are not found written in the LAMBS Book of Life written before the foundation of the world, recognize one another.

For instance Ozzy Osbourne and Sharon Osbourne recognize each other for they are soulmates and both are destined for hell and the Lake of Fire after this life. They both serve hasatan and both mock all that is holy and mock the crucifix and say it is a victory the day I was crucified for satan killed ME and got the victory. And these satanists refuse to believe I, YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, live, rule and reign in Heaven and always have next to ABBA YAHUVEH.

Your Soulmate will share the same love and have the same passion you have for the one you call Hashem although ABBA YAHUVEH is more than just Hashem “the name”. WE love you and WE have all your tears stored up in vials in Heaven (Psalm 56:8). You have heard now what you did not want to believe before.

You refused to end this relationship that is sin and fornication in Heaven’s eyes. So as it is written in the Holy Scriptures, I MYSELF divide with MY dividing sword (Matt 10: 34-36) a relationship Heaven did not ordain for your own sake, for your own sake mentally, physically as well as your spiritual growth. Repent for insulting the sacredness of the word Marriage for this was not a YAH ordained Marriage! You have nothing in common with this person spiritually. The two of you tried to become one and yet never succeeded. A house divided cannot stand (Mark 3:25)!

Weep no more, punish yourself no more! Instead be grateful because now you have been set free to receive your true Soulmate if you will just let what I have divided go and allow yourself to be free and believe what I am speaking and writing through this prophet.

I could not bring your true Soulmate until you were set free of the one that held you in bondage and, yes, sin! I am not allowing you to become addicted to drugs even given by a physician’s hand. I know you want to feel no pain and keep wanting more pills, but your peace that passes all understanding (Phil 4:7) cannot be found in a pill! It is found in ME! I, YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, am the only PRINCE of PEACE you need (Isaiah 9:6)!

You are stubborn, and have paid a price for this stubbornness and rebellion. Like a stubborn spoiled child you are demanding your way and refusing to believe it is not YAHUVEH’s way that you divorce! You are like a child having a temper tantrum because you cannot have things done your way. You have been trying to manipulate the prayers of the Holy to pray against YAHUVEH’s will. Be not deceived for all who have spiritual eyes to see, and spiritual ears to hear, can hear the same thing I speak forth from this prophet now.

Ask yourself, why do you want to live with a person that does not love you nor wants to be with you? A heathen doesn’t even know the meaning of the word love! How could they for I am not in them! They call it love, but it is not love. Why do you not realize that you are better off alone? The plans YAHUVEH has for you are for good and not for evil (Jer 29:11), for you to laugh with joy unspeakable and full of glory (1 Pet 1:8-9). Wait, I say wait, and when you will desire to be healed and allow your emotions and heart to be healed, I, your YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, I shall heal you in all ways (Malachi 4:2).

With MY own hand I can bring you the one who is deserving of your love, someone who would stir up the anointing of the RUACH ha KODESH within you both. A Holy spouse encourages each other in walking holy together hand in hand. A Holy spouse will worship, love and obey and serve ME. The blessing of having a spouse that worships and puts YAHUVEH first in their life and love will be evident for all to see when a marriage is ordained by ME. The ordained spouse is spiritually yoked to you in all ways. Wait I say! Wait and stop demanding YAH answers your prayers the way you want them answered for it shall not be in your timing but YAHUVEH’s timing, it shall not be done your way, but YAHUVEH’s way!

What if I [would] decree a spouse [that] would only hinder your walk in Holiness with ME? Would you still submit your will to ME? Would you still obey ME? How many have burned in lust and married in haste because they wanted to put the fire out? Now you pay the price of an unequally yoked spouse and a marriage not decreed by ME.

To be pleasing to YAHUVEH (Rom 12:1; Heb 11:5-6) you must submit your will and say “Thy will be done on earth as it done in Heaven” and this time believe it (James 1)! Never allow a person to become as an idol. How do you know if you have done this? Do you find yourself hiding spiritual truths that are revealed to you? Do you find yourself compromising with sin? Child, it will be done YAHUVEH’s way whether you like it or not. This is the way it is and shall always be for all eternity. Self pity is not the answer it only harms thee mentally, physically and emotionally. You have grieved long enough; it holds no answers for you that can help you.

The enemy of your soul mocks you and knocked you down, you feel that you are fine ground glass and hopelessness and despair is all around. But I send this HOLY WORD to raise you up again, remember I am YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH and I came to set the captives free (Luke 4:18)! Why cannot you believe there is no greater love (John 15:13) than ABBA YAHUVEH, Precious RUACH ha KODESH and ME? Why can’t you trust ME that I know what is best for thee?

Lean not unto your own understanding, but in all ways, acknowledge ME and I shall direct thy path (Prov 3:5-6). Satan mocks your pain; do you want victory over the devil? Then realize this relationship was hell sent. Repent and confess you know this marriage was not ordained from ME; I am faithful and will forgive thee (1 John 1:9). You are living in the end times and it is dangerous like in the times of old when believers were yoked to unbelievers. The Holy believer was betrayed and martyred (Dan 11:33-34; Rev 6:9-11) multitudes of times, and as once was, so shall it be again (Ecclesiastes 1:9; Rev 13:10).

This is why MY heart’s cry is to warn and divide those who are dangerously unequally yoked in households. What will you do when your legal spiritual freedoms are taken away and when you are no longer free to worship ME openly as the communist, and Arab nations have done to the Christians?

Those whose names are written in the LAMB’S Book of Life will not obey the laws written by man when they go against the Laws of YAHUVEH written on the tablet of stone (Daniel 6:4-8; Acts 5:29; Heb 11:23). I am using MY dividing sword now and warning you before it happens and you are betrayed by the ones you weep over now (Micah 7:2, 5-6; Luke 21:16). This has already happened in various places around the world.

The blood of the martyred soaks the ground in North Korea, parts of Africa and red China, because they had the spirit of Stephen (Acts 7) as recorded in the Holy Scriptures. And it was evident to all to hear and see, they refused to stop praising ME. MY Holy ones have been betrayed time and again and it cost them their lives or imprisonment time and time again and so it is now. So it will become worse (Matt 24:21-22) as your freedom of religion is replaced with the one world Government and religion will be mandatory (Rev 17:4-6, 15). How many sit by and watch others freedoms and freedom of speech taken away and replaced by laws of sin. When the time comes and the mark of the beast is mandatory, you will see what happens to the unequally yoked households who refused to allow ME from unequally yoked bondages and relationships to be set free (Matt 24:9-10, 25)!

I know you feel hurt but you must release the grief and pain and leave it at the foot of the Cross I suffered at Calvary (Isaiah 53). The depression and spirit of hopelessness you feel now, I will set you free if you can just believe. Be obedient and loyal and seek first the Kingdom of Heaven and all the desires of your heart will come to pass as they line up with YAHUVEH’s will (Matt 6:33). Love first the Lord your God YAHUVEH, I your YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH and the sweet RUACH ha KODESH with all your heart, mind, body and soul (Deut 6:4-6), and you will be blessed, in accordance to YAHUVEH’s will and according to HIS way (Deut 7: 7-14; Deut 28).

This person you weep over is your enemy as well as Heaven’s enemy in the natural realm and spiritual realm. The enemy of your soul mocks your love, and mocks all you say and do. Satan mocks that you think this one that has caused you so much torment, loneliness, shame and grief is worth destroying your life over, as you put your eyes on them and take your eyes off of ME (Prov 4:25-27; Heb 12:2). This one you thought loved you, laughs at your tears and pleas, and mocks everyone you have praying in your and his behalf.

I alone can heal you (Ex 15:26) and mend your broken heart (Ps 147:7; Isaiah 1:5) for in MY eyes you are like a fragile butterfly with torn wings. Allow ME to set you free, so you can soar like the Holy Eagles once again (Isaiah 40:31). Will you allow that? Do you choose to receive this Word as a blessing or will you view it in anger, stubbornness and rebellion as a curse? It is your choice. I already know the choice you will make.

So it is spoken, so it is written on July 30, 2009 A child, Warrior, Bride of YAHUSHUA ha MASHIACH, Please don’t stone the messenger! Apostle Elisabeth S. Elijah (Elisheva Eliyahu)