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lunewolf13 · 7 months ago

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HC: Before he had kids, Bruce Wayne was brought as a guest for The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And he has done everything in his power to keep his kids from finding out.

It all started when Teen Dick for some reason or another became obsessed with Real Housewives.

So, like any normal parent who wants to hide their shameful past, to which has been dubbed "the salon incident," from his kids, Bruce goes to extremes to get the episode he featured in removed. By any means necessary.

Dick, when he unknowingly gets to the season that Bruce was featured: Aw, I can't find episode 10 anywhere!! What happened??

Bruce, feigning complete ignorance: Who knows. Maybe you should stop watching that show. There are better ways to spend your free time.

#batman #dick grayson #bruce wayne #I have been convinced of this being a thing for months #And no one can deny me the joy of thinking of what Brucie would have done on reality TV #Also Dick totally made all the Batkids get into Real Housewives and Jason hates that he likes it #Steph loves eating popcorn and doing commentary with Dick #Tim thinks it makes good background noise and knows all the lore and drama #Alfred has the episode saved and Bruce is so embarrassed when he references what he did #Damian is in the same camp as Jason and hates that he's even a little invested in the drama #It's Cass' first choice when someone asks “what do you want to watch?” and Steph or Dick are in the room #Regret And Forget fic

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