#VALVEPLUG

[shatteredprimeadv]

wow i forgot abt tumblr

another commission

if you're interested, i still have slots!

[transformers-spike]

Suddenly hit by a wave of TFA Ultra Magnus horniness

Reminded once more of my love for old men

He looks absolutely miserable. Human pussy may not fix him, but he could use a mild sexuality crisis after fragging an alien (altho nowhere as bad as Sentinel's)

[dragqueenstarscream]

idea: cybertronians generally don't care about bottoming vs topping. there's no weird bias around that. when everyone has a spike and a valve, that doesn't matter anymore. the real question is if you prefer to fuck in your root mode or your alt mode.

[faetwist]

Reblogging this because I'm still super proud of it!

Transformers Dratchet fic collaboration with @faetwist

It's about to get HOT up in that fic 🥵🔥❤️‍🔥

(Pic with and without the details hehe)

[revelboo]

Do you have any bay Ratchet crumbs to spare?

Sure! 🔞 Mass displaced mech 🌶️

Need

Bayverse Ratchet x Reader

• “Wait-frag, I said wait,” he groans and you start laughing when you roll your hips and bounce on him, hands wrapped around the metal piping of the brush guard on his chassis for leverage and his sirens and lights cycle quickly before he can stop them. Feels your head bump against him as you snort, but you’re holding still at least. Giving him a chance to get himself under control so he doesn’t just rut into your wet heat. Because even mass displaced, you’re tiny and stretched so tight around his spike.

• Laughing even as the sudden chirp of his sirens startled you and his lights blinded you for a second so spots are still dancing in front of your eyes, you hear his frustrated rumble. Feel him grip you around the middle and begin to move you slowly on his spike with a groan when you want fast and hard. “Ratch,” you moan breathlessly, rocking your hips urgently as his spike pushes deep, feeling every ridge as he stretches you and he lifts you so the head of his spike nearly slips free before he’s lowering you again. “I need fast.” Can’t climax without it and he smirks. Because he knows.

• “You’ll get fast after I’m done,” he counters, smiling when you groan a protest that he’s being mean. When you’re the one who’d come out of the back and walked past him in his vehicle mode, hip sliding against his fender. Making sure he’d been able to scent that you were back there touching yourself. Have to have been to scent so strongly of heat and need he can almost taste it. Teasing him thinking there would be no repercussions.

• Trembling as he takes his sweet time, finally beginning to move faster, denta gritted as he drives up into you in hard, wet slaps before he’s overloading to leave you behind and you whine his name again. Hear him muttering an ‘alright,’ as he lifts you free of his spike and drapes you on your belly on a crate, legs hanging. You can feel the edge of the crate digging into your thighs as he leans over you, venting against the small of your back and his mouth opens against your shoulder. “You know they’re all going to scent me on you,” he growls and you feel the head of his spike leave a damp trail on your inner thigh as he lines himself up and stretches you in a hard drive. “Know I’ve been inside you, that you’re mine.”

• Hips pumping in that urgent rhythm you need, his servos flex on your hips. Those whimpers and moans of yours so sweet amid the wet sound of his spike driving inside you. And you’re getting louder, running the risk of Jazz or Optimus coming to check on the noise. What will they think if they see him rutting inside you? Filling you? Imagines their expressions seeing his slick trailing down your thighs, should be embarrassed at the thought like a decent bot, but it just cranks everything hotter. Hears you scream his name and there’s no way they didn’t hear that as you fist his spike and he’s bucking against you, overloading again as his hand smacks against the crate for balance, shuddering as he fills you and hears steps outside the store room. Should stop, pull out and pretend nothing happened, instead of moving inside you all over again, hips snapping against you. Let them see. Let them know you’re his.

[valveplugconfessions]

MegOp roleplaying a cliche trope with Optimus just getting stuck in a hole in the wall like "oh no help me im soooo stuck~" ignoring the fact hes a goddamn truck and is strong enough to break out of the trap if he wanted to but its part of the roleplay. And megatron gets so fucking bricked up at the prime being completely helpless and at the whims of his desires so he starts fucking optimus and optimus is choking out names just to rile megatron up

"ratchet, primus you're so talented."

"Tarn your spike is kissing my forge."

"Jazz... you fill me up so well..."

"Bulkhead.....slow down please..!"

"Starscream you're... going to make me a carrier...!!"

(The last one pissed Megatron off so hard he started brutally fucking Optimus who realized that he probably shouldn't have said that name. Felt good as hell though he still flicks his bruised node to the thought of Megatron's roughness)

.

[jinuaei]

Moorion Pax jealous of Cowtimus' big naturals

Uncen on Patreon! (Free Tier just join!)

[bardockarts]

Finishing up the last of the shattered glass art. Longarm imagines a much more interesting scenario with Blurr during a boring work meeting.

See the full thing on my Bluesky~

[mychlapci]

I feel like we've had a lot of unhappy unwanted pregnancies lately, so I'm happy to report that Ratchet loves carrying big autobot babies. It's almost mandatory to give the doctor a little love after a checkup, the autobots could always use new ranks and Ratchet is more than happy to deliver. He practically glows when he carries, and the autobots love to treat their much loved mama. Ratchet is usually safe and sound at the base, so he's the perfect mech to keep their ranks alive. He's had the cutest pairs of sparklings from the twins, strange experimental dinobots from a weird night with Wheeljack, his proud achievement of the aerialbots with Skyfire, fiery little Hot Rod with Optimus, and just so many more little ones over the years. He never stops producing milk for his bitties of all ages, or any bot who could use some motherly love after a tough battle. Everyone loves mama Ratchet, but no one more than his many perfect sparklings -🌱

oughhh now this i like very much. love this happy, soft mamma ratchet. he loves contributing to the autobot cause any way he can, and birthing adorable bitties is one of his favourite ways to do it. he's always pregnant, permanently rocking a swollen belly, and he knows he looks good like that.

[nuefass]

“I licked it, so it’s mine.”

[youkaiyume-art]

Just need a little friction. When in doubt, always draw RID!Charlie x Bee.

Full view on bsky

[transformers-spike]

TFP Starscream should get to frag his human's pedes. Just absolutely rutting against them while his partner's chilling out scrolling through their phone

He does not want to be acknowledge right now, he just wants to overload on their pedes and admire the sticky transfluid trickling down their toes

His ego takes a blow whenever he does it, but he needs human pedes so desperately. They have no right being so soft and flexible

[creator4favestuff]

Being the new vessel of the AllSpark keeps you close to the Autobots, for protection and tests, while also being a target for the Decepticons.

Making friends with said Autobots almost makes up for the trouble you've had to face here and there.

Almost.

Because after finding out your father unknowingly helped Megatron, he comes after YOU.

A fight you barely manage to escape from, though the sudden disappeance of Professor Sumdac does NOT help.

After he disappeared, you had to take over the business!

It's stressful, but you kept your nose in certain areas to know what your dad was up to, so you're able to continue operation. And when those lousy Powell and Masterson try to start something?

You decide to upgrade your body with the AllSpark Fragments, just to get a little boost in power. What you didn't expect was armor and new weapons, which certainly helped scare them off-

Buuut, you also gained a spike.

Yes. A spike.

Ratchet CANNOT explain why, and he's a bit too…shocked and flustered to really say much else. He's studied human anatomy just in case of an emergency, but he didn't think THIS would be his first situation with it...

The ONLY thing he can conclude is your stress levels being higher than usual, and that could be a reason why.

"Though it's only a theory. I would just leave it until I can figure something out."

So now you're just...stuck with it. Maybe it was a deep-seated wish? The AllSpark fucking with you once more?

Who knows…

All YOU know is that you've got another problem on yours hands, one that no one can help with.

Unless?

A certain noisy Autobot pokes their optics into your business.

[xaythefreak]

Okay but what if Rung accidentally did cum when wanking to y/n's sleeping form?? Like he just bolts outta there after apologizing for hours. He can't clean them up himself, what if they wake up and see him?? He just walks his ass out of their room trying to be nonchalant but breaks down crying once he reaches his office. Meanwhile, y/n wakes up with transfluid dripping from their legs and has no idea whose it is... Then, they speak about it in a session with Rung and the guy is just like "uhuuuh... yea, that's terrible... What kind of pervert would do that..." While hiding his dripping valve with his clipboard before he cums right in front of them.. Maybe he'll drug them next time to make sure they don't wake up just because it felt so good to mark them like that... And of course, he feels so guilty about it, what a dirty pervert.... Maybe he'll just hump their bed from now on, to be sure they don't wake up...

waiter waiter!!! more guilty pervert Rung please!!!!!!

hhnnghh,,, I think he would TRY to clean you up as much as possible while desperately trying not to wake you up,,, he feels SO BAD about it too,,, he usually refrains from overloading on you mostly bc he feels like he doesn't deserve to bc he's taking advantage of you,,

would definitely just hump the bed if he DID accidentally overload on you, the clean up would be easier,,, also bc he thinks he doesn't deserve to touch you,,,

REALLY need him to act like a bitch in heat and humping the sheets w/ his puffy valve,,,, that would fix me,, /hj

[revelboo]

You think some of the bots are thigh guys? Like they figure out how soft thighs are and just immediately fold like wet paper

🤣 I can see them loving that 🔞 mass displaced mech 🌶️

Thighs

Swerve x Reader

• Servos digging into your hips as he kneels behind you and jerks you back to meet his thrusts so you’re struggling to stay on your hands and knees, you’re already trembling and just want to go boneless and sleep for hours. Too sensitive after who knows how many rounds as he ruts against you. Don’t know what’s gotten into him, but this is way too much of a good thing as his engine rumbles and his fans kick even higher before he’s thrusting frantically against you with wet slaps as he overloads inside you. Again. Your thighs a slick, luminous mess.

• Shuddering as his hips jerk against you, your upper body goes down, a leg sliding against his knee and it’s just his grip on you keeping your hips up and his spike buried inside you. “I need a break,” you groan and he can feel you trembling, hear your ragged breathing and feel the frantic beat of your heart as he reluctantly pulls out and almost releases again at the sight of his slick sliding down your thighs. Watches you sprawl on your belly and you moan a soft, overly dramatic ‘no’ when he lays down and drags you to him to curl against your back.

• “Swerve, you’re too hot,” you groan, feeling the heat radiating off of him. You’re already sheened with sweat, hair plastered to your neck and face as he grips your thigh and lifts it and you know what he’s about to do. Immediately closing your thighs on his spike, you push your butt back against him. “Uh uh. Shop’s closed,” you insist tiredly as he shudders at your back.

• “Frag, your thighs are- frag,” he groans, squirming and rocking. “This okay?” Please let it be okay, because he doesn’t want to stop, his spike slick with you and him as he ruts between your thighs and you press your thighs together to make his venting hitch. “Keep doing that, please don’t stop.” Hips pumping urgently as you cross your ankles to squeeze him even tighter and it’s not as good as thrusting inside your slick heat, but it’s so much better than his own hand, because you’re soft and warm and he can scent your arousal so strongly he can almost taste it.

• Hips snapping into you as his servos grip you, he’s leaving bruises. You know he is, but you’re getting a break. Kind of. Every drag of his spike between your thighs slides his length against you until you’re whimpering and moaning, head back against him as he groans and babbles and you can see the head of his spike notched between your thighs, peeking and almost disappearing as he fucks between your thighs. And he’s swearing, hips jerking as he overloads, releasing all over your favorite blanket. “Primus, I love you.” He groans, arm curling around you as you squirm, because he’s still too hot and you’re miserable.

Debating getting a tablet, I miss doodling

[valveplugconfessions]

TFA megatron using optimus as an onahole and continuously cumming inside optimus until his forge is just absolutely filled with it. optimus never cleaned it out cause he loves the feeling of transfluid sloshing inside his forge and the feeling of fullness. He dismisses every prompt his system sends him to absorb the transfluid inside his forge to create a sparkling.

then like one day on the battlefield, megatron, known for punching wombs, lands a good punch right on optimus womb and all of the transfluid stored inside optimus squirts and gushes out of his valve channel and its practically an ocean of transfluid and right above to the ocean of cum is optimus kneeling down, arms cradling his womb, valve OUT IN THE OPEN and GAPING with transfluid stringing out of it, connecting his valve to the ocean of cum and fuck it hurts so badly cause thats his tender womb megatron just punched BUT ALSO "MY TRANSFLUID!!!!NOOOOOO!!!!!"

Megatron: YOUR transfluid???

.