#transformers x reader

[jinuaei]

Imagine getting kidnapped by Decepticons and being held hostage by Knockout, out of boredom you asked Knockout to teach you how to flirt with Cybertronians. Perhaps him being also bored (and maybe thought you were cute and wanted you to lowkey flirt with him too), he taught you how to.

Now you are a walking menace that keeps shutting bots down by just flirting with them. Vehicons are banned from guarding you due to seeing most of them unconscious around your cell, one had to be pried off from your lap after they kept nuzzling on your legs, trying to get affection from you. (Knockout keeps shooing the stray Vehicons that keep roaming just outside his lab where you are currently kept.)

After the incident, the higher ranked Decepticons made sure none of the Vehicons have contact with you in case you'll start a coup... Again. (You once rallied the Vehicons against Starscream and the others because you were craving ice cream, now they made sure that all your needs are met.)

Speaking of Starscream, he's the one that keeps taking you away from Knockout's lab even after explicit commands by Megatron not to. He adores you as one would adore a pet (yet his spark hums in delight when you touch him, he will not think more of it lest he wants to confront the side of him that craves affection)

You're treated... well by him given his personality, though that is only when you made sure to butter him up with compliments. Flirting with him is rather dangerous though, you don't know if he wants to eat you, or eat you out. His reaction makes you think twice before going further with your flirting.

After being taken back to the Autobots, you did not stop being a menace, not at all, in fact —it's worse. The moment you saw the team, the first thing that you did is of course, flirt with the big shot Optimus Prime. And you think it was well received given the loud roaring of his engine and the deafening horn that echoed through the chamber. Maybe it's best to halt the flirting until you went back to base... Optimus' optics are really blinding you.

[smallestapplin]

Do y’all ever think about the Constructicons and how their way of courting is probably through impressive builds?

Complaining about a pothole or the roads being shitty, and they just spawn in ready to fix it in record time. Please praise them afterwards and tell them their paving skills are unmatched, they wanna be told how cool and sexy they are.

Something wrong with your house/habsuite? Just bitch about it around them and now you have personal inspectors building you something entirely new, and loudly complaining about the previous builders scrap.

Reward them with a smooch and watch Mixmaster, Scavenger, and Long Haul get blushy and giggling like dorks.

Bonecrusher huffing and crossing his arms like he’s also not blushing and his spark isn’t thrumming.

Hook has his plating puffing all proud of himself.

And Scrapper getting bashful but acting like his knees aren’t shaking.

Just say the word and they will destroy or build anything for you.

They live for a little praise and a smooch, please give them kisses.

[raileurta]

One of my favorite bits/headcanons is that humans are the equivalent to cats for transformers. It's just peak comedy and extremely cute while also being alarmingly accurate.

Small? Check.

Soft and pleasant to the touch? Check.

Always making you question how their species survived this long? Check.

Adorable? Check.

Simultaneously being the biggest assholes and the most compassionate things ever? Check.

There's definitely a lot more similarities but I can't think of anything else.

It's especially good with humans like Miko who is the equivalent of an orange cat. She also most definitely would have multiple warning stickers on her “vet” file. Bulkhead has to too warn all the new bots/medics that will babysit her lmao. If not properly supervised she would somehow end up on the moon or do something equally dangerous.

Yes humanity are truly those little shit animals that you desperately want to love you.

[creator4favestuff]

Mini!Ratchet sitting on your lap to type since it's “a suitable seat” for him to work at. (Dude's too tsundere to say that he just wants to be near you 24/7 and you should never leave his side-)

But your legs get sore, and you switch yourself for a pillow, though it still upsets him, saying the workflow was ruined.

“Just need a stretch."

Moving your legs to rid the numb feeling, you decide to decide a snack is in order, heading to your bag.

As hard as Ratchet tries, he just can't get back to work! The pillow is NOT the same as your soft lap!

So once you grab what you needed, he'll point to the chair, and it brings a chuckle out of you. Once you're back where you belong, by HIS side, he gets back to work, albeit a bit of mumbling here and there.

A few quick kiss on his helm here and there gets him quiet, though.

[revelboo]

Boo, you know how some babies stiffen up and start shaking their little arms and legs, and kind of growl like “aaah… aaaah” when they want something, and only stop when you give them something to suck on (especially when they’re teething)? I can totally picture TFP Megatron’s sparkling doing exactly that. Reader walking around carrying him, with a bag full of energon goodies for when he starts growling at people, then they just hand him one, and he gets distracted, happily sucking on it and getting himself all messy

That sparkling is stressed out so bad, growling and hissing, seeing threats everywhere

Distractions

TFP Megatron x Reader

• Keeping a hand on your son as you move along the little human walkway Megatron had made the Vehicons construct before they’d all defected and disappeared who knows where, you see Knockout headed your way in the hall of the Nemesis and he glances at you and your son when the tiny sparkling begins to tremble, limbs kicking out and trembling as he starts hissing. Reaching into the bag at your hip, you grab a soft energon goodie and offer it to him.

• And he leans, mouth opening to gum at it instead of taking it as his optics cut toward Knockout with a distrustful, muffled warbling mmmn of noise. “Want one?” You ask, arching your brows right as Breakdown rounds the corner and brushes his servos against Knockout’s arm. Before the bigger mech is holding out his hand and the medic stiffens as you fish another tiny goodie out and lay it on his servo. Watching Breakdown grin at Knockout, before wincing when the medic clears his vents at him in disgust. Amused as the huge mech pops the teeny bite in his mouth and wiggles a servo at your son, you keep walking, glancing down to see your son smearing energon all over himself. “That good?” You ask and he pats your neck and hair with a sticky hand. Holding up a fistful of the treat. Offering you a bite again, unable to understand its poisonous to you. “No thanks.”

• Pressing a kiss against his helm to make him chirp, you head for the bridge and Megatron’s throne room. And it feels good to not be so helpless, to be able to get around via the series of ladders, stairs and walkways that now litter the ship. Enabling you to visit the other humans, to carry your son to play with Predaking’s twins under close watch since those sparklings play rough. And you’re almost sure Soundwave’s human might be sparked, the nightmare, tentacled mech not letting them out of his sight now and hovering nervously the last time you’d brought your son over to let them fuss over him. Because it’s not escaped you that your sparkling is more at ease around humans than Cybertronians.

• Head lifting as he spots you round the corner carrying his youngling, Megatron stands and heads your way. And tries to ignore when his son immediately warbles uncertain growls at him, servos fisting your shirt and the harness underneath. Pretending the sparkling’s distrust doesn’t bother him as he reaches to cup his hands around you both and his son begins hissing louder, the noise tapering into a whine when you kiss him and offer him an energon goodie. Those wide optics stare up at him as the sparkling grabs your wrist and mouths the treat. Settling himself on his throne, he cradles you both against his chassis in his palm. “You’re making him soft,” he mutters as you rub a hand against his son’s back.

• “He’s a baby,” you counter. You know Megatron’s youth was a hard struggle to survive in a harsh world, but your son doesn’t have to know any of that. “You can teach him gladiator crap when he’s a teenager. Right now, he’s going to be happy.” Even if he’s stiff and growling raspily because Megatron’s holding you. The little one picking up on his dad’s shitty vibes maybe. Able to instinctively tell Megatron’s an asshole. Or it’s you. Maybe he’s picking up on how stressed and uneasy you sometimes are being surrounded by Cybertronians. Resting your cheek against his developing helm, you push down that uneasy, guilty feeling. Hoping it’s not you making your son afraid of his dad.

Went to go pick tomatoes and yeah, that’s his tomato now. I just clipped off the entire branch and carried it to the tree line so he can’t eat anymore of them

[just-a-moray-eel]

I really like the thought of a very stoic Reader that's secretly a softy simp being paired with Swerve, I just love the thought of it.

Just Swerve being his usual self, introducing the Reader as his 'beloved and adorable spouse', and it's just the Reader towering over him from behind. Only Swerve gets to know they're soft, the Reader cuddles him the moment they return to the privacy of their habsuite, showering him in kisses and just showing their face into his neck cables like they're memorising his scent. Just Swerve talking to them has them feeling internally giddy, so inlove with this mech. They are so ready to just stick around the entire day next to Swerve like a second shadow.

The Reader, seeing him cradle the new spark, in their mind: That could be ours. Haha, just kidding!... unless 👉👈 (They are feeling so much domestic yearning rn)

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere G1 Soundwave with his yandere cassettes for the human darling the Decepticons "adopted".

I can't stop thinking of the cassettes somehow getting a second cog implanted in them that allows them to transform into a cassette that fits into a human-sized cassette player.

You're sitting on an old crate listening to Thundercracker and Skywarp argue over something when Soundwave walks over to you. He leans down and opens his servo to you, revealing a cassette player that looks inherently Cybertronian, yet small enough to mimic one you'd buy at the local mall.

Both Decepticons have stopped arguing and are warily eyeing Soundwave. This is your time with them! Soundwave doesn't get to just steal the show (and obtain your coveted affection)!

"Objective: protection. Must keep human sparkmate safe."

He ejects a mini-cassette the perfect size for your new player.

"Ally: Wingthing. Will aid you should the need arise."

He then walks off without another word.

Having Soundwave as a yandere is confusing because he rarely voices or shows his emotions. It's always his cassettes―the extensions of him―that emulate that of which is buried deep within his spark.

[minzart]

Just finished watching the first season of tfa and like, I am obsessed with how Megatron is stuck as a head and desperated for a body, he is so impatient and I don't blame him but buddy if he knew how to wait and shut up he could have been given that much faster bc Sumdac wouldn't be so jumpy with mysterious things happening directly connected to him since the "autobot" woke up

So of course I wanted to make a x reader for this too bc the concept was so fun to think off, a dick ass that he can be a bit more open with his evil plans bc this suckered is a greedy fucker and not a "to all and good"

Basically Megatron pulled the "i can snitch to sumdac about you and then you lose your main source of income and second job" and reader is just "i don't have the means to steal you from him to build you a body, but i can make you a temporary one so you can build conections and touch grass can we make it a deal?"

[xaythefreak]

the constant bickering Prowl and Rodimus would in referance to the cute lil human they both want so bad would be very funny if you think about it

"Rodimus, you will leave the human here on Cybertr-"

"nuh uh"

"the- the fuck you mean 'nuh uh'???"

[ctghost]

🦇 "(っ- ‸ - ς ) ‧‧₊˚ ☁️ ✧ 💤

practicing how to draw more of bat-ratbat 🤭💕 a lil headcanon that ratbat in batform usually recharges while hanging upside down like an actual bat, but when he's feeling a lil just more comfortable and decided your couch (or your bed whichever it is) to be an ideal spot, he'd lay down, wings sprawled out and within a minute he falls into slumber

[berracids]

If you will let me elaborate on the rumble and frenzy who have a carrier kink for reader, but this time with a cybertronian reader

cause Rumble and frenzy are the kind of punks who will snap their helms to where you are walking and then try to woo you, and look cool while at it [they fail pretty badly] and call you “hey big carria’. “ [the cybertronian equivalent to ‘hey big mama’] knowing damn well that this will get them kicked by you, but in their datapad that’s a win win for them, cause Hulu actually turned to them and acknowledge them.

Bless your beautiful head anon- lemme give you a kith.

Loser punks who try to shoot their shots at you but fail miserably, them looking up At glorious you as you try to figure out why those goofy looking glitches are wiggling their eyebrow ridges at you while flashing you their sleazy grins,

So even after you kick them for calling you big carrier then will still whine about it “what was that for!?” Frenzy will most likely call you out cause he has voice enough for everybody as rumble will give you disheartened pout while rubbing their afts after you kicked them (lightly even but they will act like the whole plating fell), “we were just calling you that cause you’re a good looking big bot!, didn’t hafta kick us that hard!”.

And once they sense the tiniest minuscule bit of you feeling a bad about hurting them (even if deserved, partially), they will ask to go out with you, not going out with them, no, they will follow you everywhere, they are just that infatuated with you,

After you bend down to be visor height with them and take a closer look at them; they are somewhat cute, despite that mischievous grin that is on their faceplate as you could basically hear their engines and cooling fans thrum loudly. Are they even aware that smaller frames are louder?

⌗taglist: @ghostsngremlins @yandereskies

[muletia]

Mmmm something, something, synth-en!Optimus feeling extra possessive and jealous because you interacted with a bot for 5 seconds, and leaving hickeys all over your body

Arms, legs, stomach, neck, back. Hell, he would suck on your face too to claim you and ensure notbot gets the wrong idea if you hadn't stopped him, green optics shining with disappointment

The mental image of you covered in his marks can be a little distracting tho, especially when you finally wanna do a 1v1 with your nemesis. But maybe his pressurised spike gives him a strength boost or something and he finally ends the war idk

[creator4favestuff]

Mini!Prowl being picked up by you during a mission to get him out of danger.

You apologize for the sudden appearance and such, but his processor is on…other things.

Your chest in particular.

Nothing scandalous, but rather, simple curiosity. Cybertronians don't have soft skin like humans do, nor do they have certain anatomical features.

Your heart, he could feel it…beating. It fascinates him how different humans and Crybertronians are. So don't be surprised if he asks to listen to it once more...

Or maybe a couple more times.

At a certain point, the others will see him resting his helm against your chest, always asking what's so interesting about it.

You explain it's just Prowl being curious about human hearts, and while that isn't untrue, he's come to like the feel…of your chest…but he's a bit too shy to say that, so he'll let you speak on his behalf.

[revelboo]

could we get more traditional preggers with TFP Ratchet?? How’s he gonna be around other mechs?

Depends on who it is…. CW: physical pregnancy, fem reader 🔞 🌶️

Curiosity

TFP Ratchet x Reader

• Seated on the rec room table with you between his thighs leaned back against him as he feeds you bites of pasta and ignores your exasperated, but affectionate amusement, Ratchet can feel Wheeljack staring at him and you. Plating lifting slightly when Wheeljack’s optics dip to his palm possessively splayed against the swell of your belly. “So let me get this straight,” Wheeljack growls, gesturing with an energon goodie and ignoring the warning look Arcee levels at him. “I’m gone for a couple quartex and come back and find out the doc bot- what did Miko call it?” And the girl yells ‘knocked up’ from the adjoining room where she and the other kids are playing video games and apparently eavesdropping to make the other humans hanging out on the table near their mechs try to not laugh. “That. Doc’s knocked up a human and I’m not even allowed to ask?”

• Catching the sympathetic look Bulkhead’s person’s shooting your way, you force a strained smile. Because you know damn well you’re not the only one fucking a Cybertronian, you’re just the lucky one that figured out they could knock humans up. Leading to some awkward conversations from the others about how not to end up in the same situation. Because none of you know how this is going to go. Apparently Bulkhead’s human had enacted a sex embargo until Ratchet had explained that interfacing and spark play were both needed to achieve your level of miserable. And you are miserable right now, feel huge and self conscious and as cool as the Cybertronians keep the base, you’re still sweating. “Ask then,” you mutter, because you doubt he can think of anything one of the others hasn’t already asked. Fowler when he’d figured out you were pregnant had thrown up his arms with an exhausted ‘of course you are. That’s fine. How am I supposed to explain this to Washington?’

• Rumbling softly as he scowls at Wheeljack over the top of your head, Ratchet finds you another bite, struggling with your little utensils. Stilling when he feels his sparkling kick and you lay your hand on top of his. ‘Kid isn’t going to have plating, right?’ Wheeljack asks and Ratchet growls because you’d asked the same thing. Specifically if you were going to have to birth his ‘spiky, sharp baby.’ “The sparkling won’t develop plating until later,” Ratchet snarls in annoyance, reaching to pull your hand away from the mini energon goodies when you absently reach. And it’s getting easier to not growl and snap at the others, to resist hiding you in his habsuite while you’re pregnant and so vulnerable. Knows you’re safe with the other Autobots, but it’s still hard sometimes. You’re just so delicate compared to a Cybertronian and he worries for you and the sparkling both.

• ‘You can’t eat energon now, right?’ Smokescreen asks watching the interaction and you huff. “Nope, still poisonous,” you say wistfully. “Not that it stops the cravings. I’d kill for a taste.” Laughing when Ratchet vents against you. ‘You’d die for it,’ he mutters, chin on your shoulder. “There’s ways around that, though,” you add and Ratchet growls a warning, fans kicking on when Arcee frowns and you crook a finger at her to get her to lean down.

• Stiffening as you whisper in Arcee’s audial that you can just suck his spike when you need a fix, because transfluid is close enough to satisfy the need. Groaning, he rests his face against the back of your shoulder. Hearing Wheeljack start laughing as Bulkhead, Bee, and Smokescreen all clear their vents in embarrassment and Arcee slowly nods, trying not to laugh, Optimus just hiding his face behind a hand. Venting to stir your hair as you blink owlishly, apparently forgetting how good their hearing is as Optimus’s human frowns, wanting in on the joke.

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[transformers-spike]

All Megatrons sharing a period kink is so funny to me

I'm especially thinking of TFA Megatron swirling a wine glass around - at first you think he's drinking oil, but SIKE

On a less shitposty note, I love the idea of him not admitting his kink, just being eager to eat his human out once he smells the blood