#WDYM YOU WERE INACTIVE FOR TWO WEEKS?

[tojiscrack]

wifey! how have you been? i saw the new chapter and jumped in glee (also internally sighed at megs and y/n.. theyre taking years off my lifespan ) ive been so stressed with the holidays and seeing the notification of you posting was what brought relief to me 🙏🙏

move everyone, my spouse is here 🤨

internally sighed at megs and y/n… they’re taking years off my lifespan’ — DKMMM 😭 how do you think i feel? i’m writing them out and i sit there like 😐💻 ‘cause they’re so stupid 💀

you just wait for each of their L takes 😭

don’t be stressed, i’ll be praying for you so that all ur hardships slowly go away 🤭🫶🏽

[ineedtherapist]

after like a week of inactivity i am going to bombard your ask with random things that are totally out of context i love gingers and i have an oc who is a ginger, and there's this boy at my school who looks just like him and everytime i see him i'm like that wojak meme who has his mouth opened and is pointing at something in the distance, and that boy doesn't know i am referring to him as my oc's name when i'm talking with my friends and he will never know.

once upon a time i woke up with a terrible stomach pain, like it was so painful i almost shed a tear, and i rarely cry. so i ran up to the bathroom and i passed out. when i gained conciousness i looked at myself in the mirror and i was pale as a ghost's butt cheeks. i left the bathroom and my mom is like "what happened" and i told her "eh, nothing much, just passed out" my dog was looking at me and i tried not to laugh, bcuz he has a dumb little face. so anyway, that day i stayed at home

when i was in preschool i had a crush on a boy who punched me in the guts, and my headcanon is that jotaro did the same when he liked someone when he was young

i was once writing a kny rp in which i totally lost my mind; so i live in poland, right? and me and my friends transformed bucci gang into a pathological polish family (i know it's about kny, but wait) and abbacchio was a king of the district and just a hobo in general. so i took him and just rammed him into demon slayer's universe and he was like... an alcoholic demon sage who helped the entire gang defeat astro-people, who were mostly based on teachers at my school and a few problematic people. you know, just for giggles. abbacchio's (we were calling him "boadicea" back then) power was to create an alcohol barrier and everything was just like... what the frick's happening

ALCOHOL BARRIER-

u really can't take abba seriously can you 💀

but ngl it fits him a lot.

WDYM 'eh nothing much I just passed out' like bro?? why?? how?? spill the tea homie. 😋

I'm counter attacking urs out of context with mine now cuz LMAO THIS IS SO FUN TO READ

Back when I was 15 I used to make a whole verse of psychological horror AU based on my teachers n bestie.

my teachers are like.. in their 40's/50's💀

BRO DON'T BLAME ME, MY BESTIE HAVE DADDY ISSUES AND SHE ALWAYS FALL FOR OLDER PPL NOT YOUNGER THAN 30 EVEN NOW.

So I was like well- why don't we make a spinoff of that. So we got like the whole verse set up. character development, angst, fluff, horror you name it. We even make headcannons and ship. mind you, I haven't discover tumblr yet and doesn't even realize what I'm doing lol.

It's basically just me making ocs and lores to indulge my bestie in her endless crushing for dilf till now

WE ALSO PUT A CHARACTER INSPIRED BY OUR COUNTRY MINISTER IN THERE AND YES, MY BESTIE HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM TOO 👹

One of me and my bestie pretty close friend are one of the main cast but she never know and we never tell her to this day 👍

spoiler : she die in s1

Ever since I was 13, I'm actually subconsciously fixated on blondie 💀

fictional-wise that is.

it's either cuz they're too hot for no reason or they just fit into my preferences a lil bit too much.

HOLY COW I JUST REALISE SPEEDY IS ALSO A FCKIN BLOND-

There are a few more blond I use to like but those are the dark times, we don't talk about it. 💀

Back when I was 9 I almost lose my thumb and index finger cuz my dumb ass of a kid think I'm old enough to cut sugar canes with my gramps machete without being supervised by adults. cry a lot.

When I was 10, me and my cousin pretend we're forming a band. We're sitting at my gramp self-build resting hut (??) with self-made slide 😎

So as I was guitaring the broom on top of a fcking ladder in the hut with my cousin whose sitting on the floor, I cutely fell off the ladder and twist my wrist. doesn't cry but it hurt af bro 🌚

I used to have 3 cats, one die. been 6 years since that day. pick up a new one 2/3 years ago. they fight a lot lol cuz the other two are sibs and the new bb kinda invading their territory. doesn't fight as much nowadays tho. still remember my bb girl from 6 years ago a lot cuz she's the sweetest out of all 4 and she isn't here anymore :)

[lewdlester-blog]

whyatus

(triggers??; mention of rape and sexual assault. not actually happening tho so don’t worry.)

okay so basically life has taken its toll. i wish i had time and energy to go on here i really do. but (imma go all bullet points on you) 1) school (i’m in 7th grade wdym) has been stressful because i procrastinate and all the drama. 2) sleep; i don’t get enough sleep for my age, or any age, and i literally tried to sleep through one of my two hour blocks bc it’s state testing weeks and we were watching jurassic park in science :))) 3) utter sadness; id say i’ve mostly escaped depression (or got to a more mild version) but i’ve been slipping lately. like i just have magical mood swings where i’ll be fine and dandy then go to why tf do i still want to be on this earth life sucks. which has picked up speed and is explained in the next bullet point. 4) “special friends”; so i’m twelve. and so’s this guy that likes me back. and we ain’t dating cause that stuff’s stupid in 7th grade. but we were hanging up and at the end he said (imma do this in bullet points like me and earl and the dying girl. k? k. ) •"so i gotta do this dare" him •"i gotta get a kiss on the cheek" him •"okay fine, lets do it really quickly then" me; lemme explain. i thought what’s the harm in the kiss on a cheek right. it doesn’t matter. •*mom walks in then walks out so we try again* •*he starts recording as proof for dare* •i go in. i hear an “oops” from him. •that didn’t feel like a fucking cheek. that felt like lips and a slight mustache. what? •pans camera towards me after i immediately pull back and look awkward asf •act as if nothing happened afterward except for some slight teasing from friends later. okay so. this has been constantly coursing through my mind. it’s making me mad. it’s making me sad because i don’t want that to be my first kiss so i’m not gonna count it. it’s making me depressed and confused because i didn’t want that at all. i’m a goody two shoes. i’m that goody two shoes that people clapped for in 5th grade for saying ass. i’m that goody two shoes that people copy math homework off of. i. didn’t. want. that. yes, i know there are people that have been actually sexually assaulted and actually raped. but i wasn’t ready. but i didn’t want that to happen because i want my first kiss to be special not an unexpected one when i’m 12. but i still think about it every second of every hour and the lyric “get me out of my mind” has never been more real. and i am so sorry if you have ever experienced something worse than that because there a probably many. i can’t imagine what it’d be like to go through it at a different degree. this minute, tiny, nonexistent problem for me has made me think about people that have had worse things happen to them that they didn’t want. that they wanted that same thing to happen but in a different situation and more special. because damnit it sucks for me and i’m 12 and it was a peck. sorry, i’m being a baby. but it’s been the only thing on my mind recently and i can’t handle it.