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Malevolent spoilers part 1 - The Dark World
I CANNOT get over how much arthur sounds like larson but English in the first episode omg
#it’s the way he says ‘hello?’ and ‘know’ im telling u#WHY IS IT SO COUNTRY#or cunty#that works#podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#the entity#I missed John’s customer service voice sm omg
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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Oh project 2025 isn’t going to happen you’re being paranoid-

What the absolute fuck is this then? This country is so fucked.
#us politics#donald trump#fuck trump#slowly going insane#why the fuck did half of the country vote for this orange piece of shit#I’m so tired man#can people not exist in peace anymore here?
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#ace attorney#miles edgeworth#phoenix wright#art#bllmak artwork#okay for those who need context#just uhh I have no idea if this is a thing in other countries or not#so in russia we celebrate april fool's day#and if you're like super lazy you just say some dumb shit like#'omg your shoelaces are untied!' or 'your fly is open!'#and then laugh your ass off if they fall for it#it's basically like a tradition at this point#but honestly you don’t even need context for this pic#like#ok but why does bro know that
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#they just resort instantly to bombing#and everyone just thinks it's normal#coz it's a non white middle eastern Muslim country#how are the us uk and israel allowed to exist when they're the worst thing for world peace#why do their governments get away with so much#and they then have the audacity to lecture other countries about human rights#fuck off#yemen#palestine#israel#free palestine#gaza#gaza strip#middle east#free gaza#fuck israel
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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So I figured Drawfee was unlikely to ever release merch with an obscure joke from S1 of Drawtectives, but I wanted a cap that said "Stabbed in the front, Died in the back"... The seller misunderstood and accidentally created the hardest piece in my entire wardrobe.


#fashion#drawfee#drawtectives#jacob andrews#standerd etsy-using experience tbh#idk why I still use that site... but I don't know where else to find this shit without getting mad overcharged#this hat is so fucking funny to me tho#there was like half an hour of disappointment#and then I realized I'd been blessed with possibly the funniest hat in the country#fuck y'know what?#york drawtectives#I'm tagging him too. The prince himself
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feral jonin!Obito? feral jonin!Obito it is.
This is a request i somehow deleted...so whoever was the one to request it Hi, and sorry
#naruto#naruto fanart#naruto shippuden#obito#kakashi#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#kakashi hakate#hatake kakashi#jonin obito#he`s still fucked up and banned from all other countries no matter good or evil#he`s a baddie and against all what Konoha stands for a little bit too much#kakashi is SO done with his shit#Kakashi: that`s why you don`t have any friends besides me!#Obito: and what exactly this tells about YOU? being friends with ME?#Kakashi:...#Obito: that you are no better than me; now shut up and write your stupid report#my art#украрт#укртумбочка#український tumblr
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oh my fucking god i don't have any clothesssss
#what moving to another country does to a mf...#it's like. i gotta shop for winter clothes ASAP#because i have like 2 sweaters and 1 sweatshirt like that's it LMAO#and a jacket i bought HERE#why did i not pack winter clothes when coming to fucking sweden you ask. good question#my baggage was already 30 kilos#im only one weak person#i already died that day due to my 30 kilo baggage many times#i had to ask random people to help me lmaoooooo the way i'd rather die than doing that in a normal day 😭#it was THAT bad..#and now i dont have anything proper to wear. fml#and i am so bad when it comes to clothes shopping like u have noooo idea#im terrible at shopping in general. :/#ughhhh i will try to do that this friday :////// hope i don't freeze in the meantime :////#🗒
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Thank you for your service, soldier 🫡
#serving the country and looks#slaying silver owls and that outfit#Lilia is literally in a war zone in a cute top youd find in forever 21 and a mesh shirt to make everything ✨pop✨#why are the fae so CUNTYYYYY???? (particularly Meleanor and Lilia)#THE MAN IS EATING RAW RATS AND LOOKS LIKE HES READY TO GO OUT WITH THE GIRLIES#disney twst#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#lilia vanrouge#twisted wonderland lilia#twst lilia#twst kalim#kalim al asim#twisted wonderland kalim#cater diamond#cater twisted wonderland#cater twst#twst shitpost#book 7 twst#book 7 spoilers#ttcnt sketchbook
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Richard Nixon paved the way for Jimmy Carter who paved the way for Ronald Reagan who paved the way for Bush 1 who paved the way for Bill Clinton who paved the way for Bush 2 who paved the way for Barack Obama who paved the way for Donald Trump who paved the way for Joe Biden who successfully paved the way for driving a fatal nail in the coffin of what is blithely referred to as "liberal democracy" in America. i hold all of these ghouls and every one who came before them responsible for what has happened so far and what will happen next. the global south has long held the relationship between the US head of state and the B-52 or the MQ-9 Reaper dropping thousands of pounds of explosives on their native homelands as superficial and they've always been right. an empire is going to do empire shit no matter who the emperor is.
#text#indigenous and Black people have known the heart of this country since the beginning#that's why i tend to listen close when they speak#and so far they've been mostly correct in their evaluation#primarily because they've lived it and rightfully accept what time has taught them
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hey king what's so funny
+ some other doodles and a mini comic that wouldn't leave my head LOL (what i have to imagine happened sometime after the fight)
#one piece#wano arc#wano country#monkey d luffy#gear 5#yamato one piece#jimbei one piece#kurozumi tama#nami one piece#tony tony chopper#wano spoilers#like luffy knows for sure that his powers awakened#and it all must feel very instinctual to him. he was having so much fun#but he has NO IDEA why the gov wants him erased he has no idea about nika he has no idea kaido was looking for joyboy#he has no idea zunesha showed up he has no idea where shanks got the fruit he didn’t prepare for an awakening#or know why it happened at this specific moment#he’s just rolling with it!!!!! my guy thought he died and went ‘oh okay i guess i’m still kicking! hooray!'#i like that in comparison to g4 which is a manifestation of 'i have to be stronger than everyone or i'll lose people again'#and all this discipline and effort and focused power#g5 is like. energy intensive but as easy as breathing for him#also tama being a kurozumi is kinda like THE THING about this whole arc to me. wow#i did cry when she got to eat her soup there at the end........#i CANNOT shut up about this series im sorry
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Okay can I be a bitter Anders fan for like. Just 2 minutes here lmao
Cause bioware released some game stats for veilguard and apparently 72% of players redeemed Solas which is like. Okay yeah the game kinda pushes you towards that. But when I think of all the shit I used to have to put up with just for enjoying Anders like at all and…
(This is not me being anti-Solas, I do not care if you love or hate him, but I am gonna say what he’s done is like. Objectively worse than literally every other companion so lmao. And that’s fine! You can still enjoy him! I’m not saying you can’t and it’s important to me that people understand that! I’m just saying he did in fact do objectively morally worse things in game than Anders did and I don’t think that’s really debatable. And I can’t really make my point here without saying that but I do want to make it clear this is not some moral condemnation of Solas enjoyers cause it’s not)
Getting anon hate on the regular, being told “oh you’re allowed to like Anders as long as you regularly talk about how much he sucks”, people gleefully describing how much fun they have killing him ON your posts about the fact that you like him, the devs making jokes about shitty fates for him when fans asked innocent questions about him, the absolute audacity of his writer to say half the shit she did in interviews (about bisexuality and mental illness, most critically), and then being beaten over the head again in inquisition about how Anders is the worst character to ever exist and there’s no redemption for terrorists who lie to you one time in the entire game and he deserves death or worse and that’s it
And now… 72% of people are down to redeem the guy who lies to you for 2 games straight and who did a lot of questionable things that includes creating the fucking blight and. Like. I guess I’m glad that Solas fans can live in a world where they aren’t constantly harassed and can give their ship like. A pretty damn good ending all things considered. And that the devs love Solas and actually give the option for that happy ending and have characters go to bat for Solas throughout the game and the most annoying thing they have to see are people making scrambled egg memes. I would not wish anyone to have to deal with the shit Anders fans had to put up with back then cause it sucked. It really sucked. And I’m glad it’s not being repeated with a different character, if nothing else
But like. Man there really is a difference when the writers actually like the character who does the thing, huh
#shut up nerd#anders#I’m sorry it’s just. really hard to not be bitter tbh#like the shit we as fans went through#just for liking a damn character#tbf I do actually think if the game came out today perceptions would be different#I think people would be more comfortable with revolutionary action now than they were then#but even still#it’s not even about that you know#it’s about people (both fans and at times the actual devs) being mean when they really didn’t need to be#and the DA trenches are probably why literally no harassment phases me anymore lmao but#that’s not a good thing slskd it’s just a useful consequence I guess#so yeah idk#am I jealous that Solas fans get to have a better experience?#yeah I can’t deny I feel a bit of that#but I’m also just. idk tired and sad for what that time was. and also glad that it seems to be over#but also a little bitter that I had to go through it when it didn’t need to happen at all#idk just feeling a lot here in this chili’s tonight lmao#(why do I say that I don’t think my country even has chili’s)#ANYWAY#dragon age#veilguard spoilers
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Not another queer person from the west romanticizing ussr🚬 Babe, you would be put in jail or forcefully "cured". It was not a paradise of equality, it was a prison of nations where everyone was prosecuted if they didn't fit the ideology (spoiler: queer people didn't🙂)
#god give me strength#don't know if i have to say this but if you glorify ussr or communism unfollow. you are not welcome here#of course the people who never experienced communism or its consequences are the first ones to romanticize it#why would you listen to the families of the victims killed by communist regimes around the world. what could even be the purpose of that#yeah and then comes why those post-soviet countries are so unprogressive. bitch for the sake of god put two plus two together
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Could I maybe get a hug from shadow milk?
I unfortunately wasn’t able preorder the official shadow milk plushie from the cookie run store. I was so excited to finally get my hands on one without relying on eBay and my dad said he’d let me use his card. But then I saw the shipping price..which costed so much. I did find a listing on ebay(that didn’t include the special package) but I honestly don’t know if it’ll be real, a bootleg, or a scam.
I also feel like such a leech on my parents for asking for stuff due to how much stuff costs these days. This is probably a stupid doodle request and you do t have to fulfill it if you don’t want to. I’m just feeling kinda bummed out over this
#alli answers#crk x reader#crk x you#shadow milk cookie x reader#shadow milk x reader#I'm so sorry to hear that#I also wanna get his plushie and i dont get why they dont deliver in some parts of asia like bro. we're literally neighbor countries-#its not far from them like make him swim or smth
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silly comic based on a time i struggled to read live on stream :thumbsup:
context clip compilation below ASDASDFASA
(cw for brief mention of hospitals/strokes)
#in stars and time#isat#isat odile#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#<- not big ones but the convo this stems from occurs on 3rd floor before king act 2 so#cw hospital#cw stroke#<- brief stroke talk in the clip thats why#odile i am so sorry for making u deal with the fact that i cant read#or just input words?? where there arent any??? i dont know why i do that????#these streams have made me realize i sometimes just autofill words when reading SAFADDA#also random side headcanon i was thinking of while drawing this#is odile speaks alot with her hands?#idk why i just think its fun?#and kinda makes sense as someone who has travelled a lot thru different countries?#personal observation but you can convey/tell a lot without knowing a much of a different language via body language#as someone who grew up with family who spoke a different language that i do not speak LMAO#especially hands!! those say a lot!!#reading body langauge/tone helped me a lot when guessing if what was being talked about a good thing or not#tho tone to a lesser extent since uh it can be hard to tell at times i think ASDFDA#so it makes sense to me???#the art of pointing in general location is a universal skill i think?? yea#to a lesser extent i think siffrin might do this? but more subdued/under the cloak so#the cloak ends up getting in the way 90% of the time so no one can actually see that lmao#okay tag talk over#no stream time today because weather boooooo storms
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