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I Never Had This

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/fFgJC7G by KinktEOber WTFlu! This story brought to you by my own cooties. Noah is.. somewhere. The McCanns? Camp Fic license? MIA like he has been in recent years? Wherever you feel he fits, but he is not in Olivia’s apartment.   “Like shit,” she whispered, reaching for his hand. “Write me a sick note?”   “Absolutely. Dear 1PP, Captain Benson is required to stay home sick while I ravish her in bed.” Words: 1875, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson & Elliot Stabler Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sick Character, Domestic Fluff, Elliot Stabler Loves Olivia Benson, Soft Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson Needs a Hug, Domestic Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, rectal temperature, read the tags, Not Beta Read, sick olivia benson, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Cold And Flu Season, Olivia Benson (Probably) Has the Flu read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/fFgJC7G

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When I taught you to share, I didn’t mean germs

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I Never Had This

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/yR8V4qD by KinktEOber WTFlu! This story brought to you by my own cooties. Noah is.. somewhere. The McCanns? Camp Fic license? MIA like he has been in recent years? Wherever you feel he fits, but he is not in Olivia’s apartment. “Like shit,” she whispered, reaching for his hand. “Write me a sick note?”   “Absolutely. Dear 1PP, Captain Benson is required to stay home sick while I ravish her in bed.” Words: 1875, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson & Elliot Stabler Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sick Character, Domestic Fluff, Elliot Stabler Loves Olivia Benson, Soft Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson Needs a Hug, Domestic Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, rectal temperature, read the tags, Not Beta Read, sick olivia benson, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Cold And Flu Season, Olivia Benson (Probably) Has the Flu read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/yR8V4qD

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I Never Had This

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/R4Z8Lv1 by KinktEOber WTFlu! This story brought to you by my own cooties. Noah is.. somewhere. The McCanns? Camp Fic license? MIA like he has been in recent years? Wherever you feel he fits, but he is not in Olivia’s apartment.   “Like shit,” she whispered, reaching for his hand. “Write me a sick note?”   “Absolutely. Dear 1PP, Captain Benson is required to stay home sick while I ravish her in bed.” Words: 1875, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson & Elliot Stabler Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sick Character, Domestic Fluff, Elliot Stabler Loves Olivia Benson, Soft Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson Needs a Hug, Domestic Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, rectal temperature, read the tags, Not Beta Read, sick olivia benson, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Cold And Flu Season, Olivia Benson (Probably) Has the Flu read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/R4Z8Lv1

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I Never Had This

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/R4Z8Lv1 by KinktEOber WTFlu! This story brought to you by my own cooties. Noah is.. somewhere. The McCanns? Camp Fic license? MIA like he has been in recent years? Wherever you feel he fits, but he is not in Olivia’s apartment.   “Like shit,” she whispered, reaching for his hand. “Write me a sick note?”   “Absolutely. Dear 1PP, Captain Benson is required to stay home sick while I ravish her in bed.” Words: 1875, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson & Elliot Stabler Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sick Character, Domestic Fluff, Elliot Stabler Loves Olivia Benson, Soft Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson Needs a Hug, Domestic Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, rectal temperature, read the tags, Not Beta Read, sick olivia benson, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Cold And Flu Season, Olivia Benson (Probably) Has the Flu read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/R4Z8Lv1

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I Never Had This

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/fFgJC7G by KinktEOber WTFlu! This story brought to you by my own cooties. Noah is.. somewhere. The McCanns? Camp Fic license? MIA like he has been in recent years? Wherever you feel he fits, but he is not in Olivia’s apartment.   “Like shit,” she whispered, reaching for his hand. “Write me a sick note?”   “Absolutely. Dear 1PP, Captain Benson is required to stay home sick while I ravish her in bed.” Words: 1875, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/M Characters: Olivia Benson, Elliot Stabler Relationships: Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson & Elliot Stabler Additional Tags: Sickfic, Sick Character, Domestic Fluff, Elliot Stabler Loves Olivia Benson, Soft Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, Olivia Benson Needs a Hug, Domestic Olivia Benson/Elliot Stabler, rectal temperature, read the tags, Not Beta Read, sick olivia benson, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Cold And Flu Season, Olivia Benson (Probably) Has the Flu read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/fFgJC7G

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What goes through my mind when my kids are sick:

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When I hear my entire family is sick after spending the holidays together.

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When I’m the one who’s sick:

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When using cheap toilet paper results in having a nose that resembles Rudolph’s

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The moment of horror when your toddler is being a little too helpful

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Sneeze into your sleeve, not mine

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Sitting at the computer all day long

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I sneezed so loud I got “bless you” texts

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When you give a toddler a tissue

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Another reason why I like automatic doors: