#Warlock: Sin of Wrath

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Why the Sin monsters never hang out

[smileysuh]

seeing double

🌙staring. Johnny & John x afab!Reader 

🔮 preview. “As much as I’d love to fuck two of you, I know you’ve always been interested in a threesome with two guys, and we both know I’m too protective to let anyone else touch you. I found this cloning spell and I figured, if there’s one man I can share you with, it’s myself.” 

tw/cw. Threesome, unprotected sex, oral, blow jobs, pussy eating, praise, dirty talk, degradation, y/n calls Johnny daddy twice, John calls y/n whore/slut/bitch once each cuz he's an ass, demonic double John is a bit of a dick, anal fingering, deep throating, spit-roasting/Eiffel tower, double penetration (pussy/mouth), triple penetration (pussy/mouth/finger in ass), spanking, choking, biting, punishment, blindfold/sensory deprivation, big dick Johnny, pussy stretching, John cums on her face, etc… I pet names: (hers) baby.

👹 rating.18+ explicit I wc. 6.9k

🍭 aus. Warlock Johnny, established relationship, etc…

☀️ mlist + an. ya'll thought one Johnny was enough for us, but I give you double John- threesome of the year

“Do you trust me?” Johnny asks, pulling away from a breathtaking kiss to lock his gaze with your own. His hands are gentle on your hips, but something in his smile makes you uneasy.

“It depends,” you admit. “I thought I trusted you last month when you decided summoning a demon was a good idea but that didn’t turn out very well, did it, Johnny?”

“What do you mean?” he laughs. “That was a great idea! He gave me a new spell book!”

“Yeah, a book of black magic! Please tell me you haven’t been messing around with that again-”

“Fine, I haven’t been messing around with it,” Johnny pulls you deeper into his room, “I’ve been reading it.” 

“Johnny-”

“Trust me on this one, I found a spell and I think you’ll really like it!”

You can’t believe you’re humoring your boyfriend on this, but with a sigh, you take a seat on his bed. “Fine, what is it?” 

“It’s a cloning spell,” Johnny grins, picking up the Demonic Grimoire.

“A cloning spell?” you repeat, eyes widening. “Are you trying to suggest a threesome or something? You know, if you want another girl to join, it’s easier to just go find one rather than conjure up a double-”

“Not another girl,” Johnny cuts you off. “As much as I’d love to fuck two of you, I know you’ve always been interested in a threesome with two guys, and we both know I’m too protective to let anyone else touch you. I found this cloning spell and I figured, if there’s one man I can share you with, it’s myself.” 

You simply stare at him for a moment, trying to register his words. “You mean… you want to…”

“Conjure up a clone of myself, and rail you with him, yeah.” Johnny’s grin widens. “Besides, that demon did warn me that most of the shit in this Grimoire is made for sin, and what’s more sinful than this? Lust, gluttony, pride, greed, sloth, hell, even envy is probably going to pop up. Maybe you’ll feel a little wrath too, if you act bratty. We can do all seven of the deadly sins in one go!”

You find yourself laughing. “You sound way too excited about committing cardinal sins, Johnny.”

“Well, I am half demon, remember.”

Sometimes you do forget that your sweet boyfriend is partly demonic. But his stint with the pentagram last month had reminded you just how close to Hell he really is, even behind his large smile and the ‘I love you’s’ that he showers onto you daily.

Many warlocks have a demon mark. Some have horns, or a tail- some sort of clear sign that they’re not of this world. But your Johnny? The only mark he has connecting him to the land below is heterochromia, one eye with a black iris, the other brown. In low lighting, it’s almost easy to miss the slight difference in color, and your boyfriend blends seamlessly into the human world with something as mundane as a pair of sunglasses. Others of his kind aren’t nearly as lucky. 

It’s been over twenty years since all manner of ‘night beings’ revealed themselves to your world. Vampires, witches, warlocks, werewolves, demons, angels- the list goes on. And while humanity has gotten used to these ‘others,’ they’re not fully accepted yet either. You have family members who would have a heart attack if they knew what you got up to with Johnny every week.

“Come on, baby,” Johnny sets his Grimoire down in favor of grabbing your hand. “I’ll only do it if you want to give it a try.” 

“Is it easy to cancel the spell?” you ask. “Last time you conjured that cat with batwings we couldn’t get rid of it for a week-”

“Don’t pretend you didn’t love Mister Whisker-Bat by the end of the week though, you were just as sad to see him go as I was,” Johnny insists. “But yeah, canceling the spell is easy. I’ll be using one of my hairs for the spell, to get rid of the double, all we have to do is light the small alter - and hair - on fire.”

“Sounds simple enough.”

“Is that a yes?” Johnny’s eyes widen. “You’ll have a threesome with me and me?”

You laugh at his choice of words. “You can conjure him and we can see what he’s like, how’s that sound?”

“Trust me, baby, you’ll love him.” Johnny flashes you a wink, his brown eye disappearing momentarily so all you see is the black one. It’s a quirk of his, whenever he winks, it’s always the demon eye on full display. 

“How are you so sure about this?” you ask, standing from the bed and wrapping your arms around the back of Johnny’s neck, looking up at him with a smile. His confidence is one of the things you love most about him, even if it does get him into trouble.

“I just am, it’s a feeling I have.” He shrugs, hands finding your hips. 

It’s impossible to be this close to your boyfriend and not kiss him, so that’s what you do, pressing your mouth against his. It’s gentle at first, but as with everything when it comes to your warlock boyfriend, it quickly turns heated.

Johnny’s tongue swipes across your lip, begging for entry. You invite him into your mouth, stifling a moan at the feeling as his hands hold you closer, tugging you flush to his chest.

You have no idea what tonight will be like, but you do trust Johnny. He’d never let you get hurt, and you doubt his clone will either.

Your fingers slip up to thread through his hair. He’s had it dyed a blondish grey for as long as you’ve known him, and you’re living for the way it sets off his skin tone. You’d half expected the strands to be crunchy when you’d first kissed him months ago, but his hair is as smooth as silk- Johnny has some sort of potion hair mask that he uses to keep himself shiny and soft. 

You tug gently on his hair and Johnny groans against your mouth, digging his digits against your hips. He’d said he needs hair for this spell to work, and you narrow in on two strands, biting his lip at the same time you give a rough yank.

“Ow!” Johnny yelps, pulling away from you. He looks down at you with wide eyes.

“You said you needed hair for the spell,” you grin, holding out the strands. “Here, I was just trying to help.”

He gives you a look that says he doesn’t quite believe you, and it only makes your smile widen. 

“Okay,” Johnny sighs. “Let’s do this.”

You watch him approach the small alter he’s made on his desk. There’s a large, circular mirrored tray as the base. Covering the reflective surface is a number of dried herbs and other warlock items, a bottle of something dark red, what looks like salt or ash- there’s also a few runes decorating the space, and bits of parchment covered in incantations. 

Johnny sets his hair in the center, then pulls a lighter out of his jean pocket. He lifts a black candle, igniting it. As the flame licks the wick, Johnny begins to speak in some form of demonic language, picking up the Grimiore with his free hand. 

You practically hold your breath, watching him as he tilts the candle at an angle, allowing the hot wax to drip down onto his hair, sticking it to the mirror. When he seems satisfied with the amount of black wax, he sets the candle down next to the hairs. 

His voice has taken on a deeper edge as he continues reading the spell, and you can practically see the power begin to radiate off your warlock boyfriend, like grey waves resounding out from his flesh, echoing through the room. 

Your hair stands on edge, a slight heat overtaking you, and you smell the familiar scent of brimstone. It’s a smell you’ve become accustomed to since Johnny apprehended the Grimoire in his hands, and it’s always given you an odd feeling in the pit of your stomach.

You like to think of Johnny as your soft boyfriend, but he’s a warlock, and the demonic side of him is never more evident than on nights like these.

You’re not sure what to expect as Johnny’s spell work comes to an end. Bat-cat had appeared in a puff of smoke, but as you look around, there’s no dark cloud, no evident conjuration-

“Huh,” Johnny cocks his head to the side. “That should have worked-”

The lights flicker out, the room going dark aside from the one black candle burning on the altar.

Then, just as suddenly, the lights turn back on, and your gaze shifts to the switch by the door. Your breath catches as you take in the man standing there, one hand lazily touching the switch. Johnny’s double has appeared, and he’s the one who just turned the lights back on.

“Hi, losers.”

While the new Johnny clone is wearing the same white shirt and black jeans combo your boyfriend has on, this Johnny has dark hair. You’ve always loved your boyfriend’s coloured strands, but there’s something so regal about the dark brown- it sets off the sharp angles of his face, and leaves you breathless.

“Who are you calling losers?” Johnny retorts, closing the Grimiore and turning to face the double at the door.

“I’m calling you two losers,” the clone grins. “You’re a loser for wanting a threesome with yourself, and she’s a loser for agreeing to it.”

“You’re a bit of a dick, aren’t you?” your boyfriend laughs.

“Not any more than you. I’m your double, anything I say or do is something you would say or do, well, it would be if you let your demonic side out more often. You’re so good at keeping that part of you under lock and key, but not tonight. Here I am.” The double pushes off from the wall, approaching your boyfriend. “Don’t be mad if you don’t like what you see.” 

“I’m not mad about what I see,” Johnny says thoughtfully, “I’m just wondering why your hair is so dark. Thought you were supposed to be a clone.”

“My hair is like your demon side, you can try to cover it up, make it lighter, but this spell always knows your true self. Besides, baby thinks I look good with this hair colour,” the clone’s gaze shifts to you, and he flashes you that classic Johnny grin, “isn’t that right, baby?”

“I-” your words get choked in your throat, and you swallow thickly, looking between your boyfriend and his darker double. “Johnny-”

“Another charade to appear nicer,” the clone clicks his tongue. “Your blonde, soft-looking boyfriend might go by the name Johnny. But tonight, you’ll call me John.”

“You’re not the one calling the shots tonight,” your boyfriend interjects, “but… having two different names for us isn’t a bad idea.”

“It’s a great idea,” John smirks, “you came up with it yourself.”

“Can’t argue with you there.”

The two handsome men exchange a knowing glance, and your insides twist with anticipation. 

They’re gonna fuck you up and you just know it.

“So, since I’m not the one calling the shots,” John sighs, gaze shifting to you again, “how about you tell me how this is going to go? I’d hate to step on any… toes.”

He’s looking at you like he wants to eat you up. You’re used to Johnny’s black iris, but John’s dark hair makes it stand out even more. It’s noticeably demonic, and it makes your heart race in your chest. You feel like a prey being sized up by a predator, and something about it has your panties getting wet.

“You know what?” your soft lover cocks his head to the side. “Baby, how about you tell us what you want to do? You’re the one who’s about to be railed, you should get to choose how it happens, don’t you think?”

“I like how you say that as if you’ll actually fully listen to her,” John scoffs. 

“What do you mean? I always give baby a say in things.”

“Yeah. Sure. Except you nudge her in the direction you want to go. We both know it’s only going to take a little stroking, a little making her gag on our cocks, and she’ll be putty in our fucking hands. Baby just wants to please, isn’t that right, pretty girl?” John’s grin widens when all you can do is stare at him.

There might be a response for his lewd observation, but you’re already feeling nice, submissive and dumb. There are no thoughts in your head except ‘holy fuck.’

This dark John is really hot, especially when contrasted by your light boyfriend. 

You’re literally in awe, lips parted ever so slightly, your body tingling with anticipation.

“You know what?” Johnny sighs. “You’re right. We both know baby loves when we’re in control, so lets just… be in control.”

“Now you’re talking,” John grins. “I’ve got a suggestion.”

“Let's hear it.”

“What if we blind fold her? Make her guess who’s touching. Punishment for wrong answers.”

“Punishment?” you ask, voice coming out much shakier than you’d meant for it to.

“Nothing you won’t like,” John assures you. “Now be a good girl and grab the blindfold from the bedside table for us.”

Your eyes shift to Johnny, and he gives you a small nod. Swallowing the lump in your throat, you turn and do as you’re asked, holding out the silky eye covering a moment later. 

“Now put it on,” John instructs. “And this time, don’t look at him for permission. Just do it.”

You do as you’re told, hands shaky as you cover your sight with a strip of darkness. As soon as your vision is blocked, you feel more sensitive. You feel even more like prey. Most of all, you feel vulnerable.

There’s a half-demon warlock and a dark clone with demonic intentions staring at you like they want to eat you up. To top it all off, you’ve now just blocked off one of the most important senses.

The bed dips next to you, and you jump slightly from the motion. 

A large hand smooths across the back of your neck, angling you to face the side, and then lips are pressing against your own. 

This mouth is familiar, and you lean into the kiss, letting out a sigh of relief. You reach out, grabbing at the man’s knee to steady yourself, wanting to get lost in the person’s lips-

But then they’re pulling back. “Guess who?” they ask, voice soft. 

“Johnny?”

A small chuckle, and you realize immediately that you’ve already failed the first test.

“How easy it is to trick you, baby.” He lets out a deep sigh, pulling away completely, standing from the bed. “Time for your first punishment. I think three smacks should suffice. Get on all fours, and say thank you for each one.”

Your skin tingles, heart beating wildly in your chest. You do as you’re told. 

Getting into a doggy position, you bend down slightly, arching your back. You’re on edge, listening intently for movement. Soft footfalls let you know someone is approaching, and then two hands grab your asscheeks through your pants, squeezing roughly.

“First three through the jeans, but once we’re done with you, I’m taking these off.” 

It’s not a question. It’s a statement, and you let out a small moan of affirmation.

Your panties are sticking to your core already, and the first hit makes you cry out, pussy clenching around nothing. It had been a heavy-handed smack, harder than Johnny has ever hit you before- but there’s something almost delicious about it.

Your toes curl, and you suck in a shaky breath. “Thank you.”

“Good girl,” someone praises you.

Another smack has you moaning even louder, grabbing at the bed sheets and bunching them up in your hands. “Fuck, thank you!”

The third hit has you practically trembling. You can already feel a bruise forming- but the pain is perfection, in a masochistic kind of way.

“Thank you!”

“Time to guess who delivered your punishment, baby.” 

You feel like a dumb little slut. You’re already slipping into sub-space, delirious and horny. If you had it your way, maybe you wouldn’t even want to speak full sentences anymore. Your mind is swimming, and nothing feels coherent. 

“I-” you lick your lips. The smacks had been hard. “John?”

“Wrong again, pretty girl. Your soft boyfriend is the one who just punished you, but I guess he’s not so soft anymore. In fact… I’d say he’s quite hard. We both are.” 

“Fuck-” you groan, imagining your boyfriend’s cock all stiff in his pants- then you remember that the visual should be doubled, and you can feel your mouth beginning to water.

“Second punishment, suck us off. We’ll see if you really know your boyfriend’s cock or not.”

A hand grabs at you, helping you off the bed and onto your knees on the floor. “Johnny?” you ask.

“Wow, you finally got one right.” The laugh that fills the room is distinctly clone like. 

“Do I get a reward, John?” 

“The reward is you get to suck cock, and since you just got two in a row, you’ll get to suck both of us.”

It’s almost comical how reward and punishment are the same thing, but you’re in too deep to question it. 

Now is not the time to be bratty, and you know it.

There’s a small shuffle in front of you, and then someone instructs you to “Stick out your tongue.”

You do as you’re told, and a second later, a cock is tapped against your wet muscle. You fight the urge to try to suck on it, allowing the man to coat themselves in your saliva. You even begin to drool, and you feel a drip make its way down your chin.

 “Suck.”

You immediately lean forward, swallowing the bulbous head into your mouth. Your tongue swirls around it, and you sink down as far as you can. Johnny has a big cock, you’ve never been able to take it all, but that never stops you from trying.

Your hands brace against someone’s thighs, and you begin to bob your head. The man above you lets out a groan, fingers threading through your hair, guiding you to bob faster, taking more and more into your mouth.

“Guess who,” the man you’re sucking on breathes.

You pull off his cock, feeling a line of spit still connecting you to the best dick you’ve ever had. “Johnny.”

“That’s my girl.” He pulls you onto him again, hitting the back of your throat and making you gag. Your fingers dig into his thighs. You push your reflex away, doing your best to please your boyfriend.

“Fuck it,” comes a rough voice, “my turn.”

A second hand grabs your hear, tugging you away from your boyfriend’s cock- only for the same cock to be pushed past your lips. 

It’s sinful how exact the clone is. He has the same large vein running along the underside of his length, the same mushroom tip, the same slight curve, the same taste-

But his motions are different. He’s more aggressive, forcing you all the way onto him like you’d willingly taken Johnny just moments ago. The sudden feeling of his tip hitting the back of your throat with no prep - no sucking to start - has you gagging hard, your eyes beginning to water.

Grabbing onto his thighs to steady yourself, you do your best to relax, to focus on the sounds beginning to leave John’s lips, but as he fucks your face, it’s hard not to feel every inch of him. 

“Don’t be so rough,” Johnny tuts.

“Don’t be a backseat vouyer,” John retorts. 

“She’s being good for you, why are you being so mean?”

“This is part punishment, remember?” You listen to the clone click his tongue, and then he’s tearing your blindfold off. “Besides, I like how she looks when she cries.”

This is so sick and twisted.

If John is saying this, it means that somewhere, buried inside your soft boyfriend, he also likes seeing your eyes well with tears. 

You struggle to open your eyes, looking up at John. He’s staring down at you, and he releases a deep groan when he notices you watching him. “You love this, don’t you, baby? You love being used like our little fuck toy. Love taking this big cock deep in your fucking throat-”

You hate that he’s right.

Your panties must be soaked by now.

“Fuck-” Johnny whispers, and you wonder how it looks for him to watch himself fuck your face like this. “Okay, that’s enough.”

“It’s enough when I say it’s enough.”

“It’s enough,” your boyfriend states, firmer this time. 

“Someone finally grew a backbone,” John laughs, pulling his cock from your mouth. You gasp at the loss, a line of spit still connecting you to the rock-hard length in front of your face. Tears trail down your cheeks, and you’re breathing heavily. You dig your fingers into John’s thighs, marveling in the moment of reprieve. 

“Are you alright, baby?” Johnny asks. When you turn to look at him, concern is evident all over his face.

You nod, and it takes a moment for you to find your voice. “Yes, daddy.”

“Fuck, I forgot she calls us that sometimes.”

“She calls me daddy sometimes,” Johnny corrects, “and only when she’s in subspace- you really did a number on her.” 

“We did a number on her. You started it with the spankings, remember?” 

Johnny ignores his clone, reaching down to help you to your feet. He leads you to sit on the bed, getting onto his knees so he can be eye level with you. “He wasn’t too rough on you, was he?”

You shake your head. “No.”

“You’re still good for this?”

You nod, reaching forward to grab at the front of his white tshirt. Johnny lets you pull him in for a kiss, his large hands smoothing along your thighs.

Your tongue dips out to stroke his own and your boyfriend groans, squeezing you through your jeans. “Pants off,” he says, dragging his lips from yours so he can begin to tear your clothes from your body.

It’s shocking how quickly he gets you down to your underwear, and then he pushes you onto the bed. He pries your thighs open, and you feel two sets of dark eyes on your core.

“Already soaked. I knew you liked being our good little cock slut.” 

“I guess I should give you a taste first, seeing as the only cock that’s going inside this pussy tonight is mine,” your boyfriend sighs, pressing one kiss to your knee before standing up to make space for his clone.

“Yeah, our cock.”

“My cock,” Johnny says, firmly this time. “You only get her mouth.”

“What’s the point of a demonic threesome if she’s not going to be properly double stuffed?” John asks, sinking down onto the floor between your spread thighs. 

“One in the pussy, one in the mouth is double stuffed.”

“We both know I want her ass,” John rolls his eyes.

“I’ve never even been in her ass, don’t get greedy.” Johnny clicks his tongue.

Their bantering is doing something to you. The way they discuss this so confidently as if you’re not even in the room- you’re getting a view of Johnny’s inner thoughts, the battles he has with his demonic self-

He’s never talked to you about anal. But then again, his cock is so big it had taken you a while to even be able to receive it fully in your pussy, let alone somewhere else. 

“If you’re good tonight, I’ll consider conjuring you again,” Johnny says finally.

You swallow thickly, gaze shifting to your soft boyfriend who’s really taken the reigns over his demonic double. John chuckles between your legs, shaking his head slightly before pressing his lips to your inner thigh.

“Did you hear that, baby?” John asks. “Sounded like a challenge to make you cum.” 

“Then I guess…” your voice is much to hoarse and shuddery for your liking, “I guess you better not disappoint.” 

The clone between your legs scoffs loudly. “As if disappointing you was ever an option.”

You open your mouth to respond, only for John to press his face against your panty-covered core. His tongue flicks through the soaked fabric, teasing by your clit and making your legs twitch. Your hands fly to grab at his dark hair, and a whimper slips out of you.

He’s being a tease, and from the way he’s looking up at you, smirking while kissing your pussy through your panties, John clearly knows what he’s doing. You shift under his mouth, laying back against the bed and pushing your core closer to him, tightening your grip in his hair.

“Please-”

“Begging already?” Johnny asks, moving to sit next to you on the bed. “Thought you’d hold out a little longer.”

“Can’t,” you mewl, arching your back as John pulls your panties to the side, blowing cool air along your throbbing cunt. “I need-” You lick your lips, gaze dropping to Johnny’s hard cock.

“You want something to suck on, don’t you, baby?” Johnny grins, reaching out to stroke your face as his clone’s tongue dives into your core.

“Yes,” you nod, accepting your boyfriend’s thumb past your lips. You moan around the digit, thighs clenching as John sucks lewdly on your clit, flicking at it with his tongue while you stroke Johnny’s finger with your own.

“I guess I can let you suck me off for a bit, get you ready to take him in your throat-” Johnny muses. “But I want you on all fours, I wanna fuck your face, and I can’t do it at this angle.”

The man between your thighs pulls away suddenly, and his large hands easily flip you over, getting you ready for your boyfriend. It must be nice for him to have such a willing participant in the bedroom- you’re pretty sure Johnny could make any command, and John would follow through with getting it set up for him.

They have a one-track mind, and you’d bet your life that John is just as excited to get you on all fours as Johnny is.

Two large hands grip your ass, spreading your cheeks while Johnny shuffles to his knees and presents his cock to you. As you accept Johnny past your lips, a tongue presses into your wet hole again, and your toes curl at the stimulus. 

“Just like that, baby,” Johnny coos, pushing your hair out of your face. “You suck on me, while he sucks on you.” 

John growls against your clit, squeezing your ass roughly and shaking his head back and forth, earning a squeal that’s muffled by Johnny’s cock, which begins to glide in and out of your mouth.

“It’s funny- I can almost taste you,” Johnny muses. “I wonder if he can feel you on his cock like I can-”

The double pulls his lips from your pussy, and you can feel him momentarily panting, trying to catch his breath from the enthusiastic way he��s been eating you out. “I can feel it,” John confirms. “She’s always so good at sucking us off, even if she can’t fit much of us in that little mouth of hers.”

“She’s gotten better at blow jobs,” Johnny defends you, sinking further past your lips. “When she started, she could hardly take three inches, now look at her.”

His cock hits the back of your throat and you fight through your gag reflex. Your eyes are watering, so you shut them, focusing on being a good girl for your boyfriends.

Boyfriends. Plural. 

You suppose - in this sex-induced haze - you’re already thinking of John as a lover. Any man eating you out as chaotically and thoroughly as he should be considered one, right?

When John’s mouth returns to your pussy and his thumb begins to circle your asshole, you definitely think of him as a boyfriend. Only your boyfriend is allowed to toy with you like this.

“Are you serious?” Johnny’s voice distracts you, the thrusts of his face fucking slowing down. “We just discussed no anal-”

“It’s just a finger,” the clone retorts. “She’ll love it. She’s already practically dripping- reacting all nice and pretty just from the thought, isn’t that right, baby?”

A gentle smack on your ass prompts you to pull off of Johnny’s cock, bracing yourself against one of his thighs while you catch your breath. You find yourself nodding, moaning like a whore in heat. “Please- I can take a finger, I can try-”

“We knew jealousy was a part of this, envy- one of the seven cardinal sins,” teeth graze your butt cheek. “I’m jealous of you getting her mouth and pussy, I’m sure you can suffer through watching me finger fuck this tight ass for the first time. We both know you’ll be the first to actually fuck it sooner or later- why can’t you let me have this one win? Come on Johnny, she’ll love it. You conjured me to make her feel good, didn’t you?” 

“Fuck, you’re too convincing,” Johnny sighs, stroking your face. “Beg him for it, baby. I need to know you actually want this.”

“I want it so bad,” you whimper, a rush of emotion flooding through you. “Please, I wanna be full- I wanna feel it-” A strangled gasp escapes your lips when John spits on your ass, rubbing the fluid around your tight hole before pressing the tip of his finger inside of you. “Oh my god-”

Johnny threads his fingers through your hair, tugging so you’re forced to look up at him. “The moment you cum, we’re switching positions and I’m fucking you, got it, baby?” 

“Yes, daddy,” you moan.

“Now open up.”

You do as you’re told, and Johnny slips his cock back into your mouth, picking up where he’d left off.

Generally, when you’re blowing Johnny, it’s hard to focus on anything else. But today, it’s hard to focus on anything other than John, whose finger fills your ass perfectly while his tongue circles your clit like magic.

You can feel a pleasure bubbling in the pit of your stomach, and each rough thrust from Johnny has your body tensing, the orgasmic coil wrapping tighter and tighter-

Despite the cock in your mouth, lewd sounds are escaping you. A gurgling noise that you know you should be ashamed of- but you can’t bring yourself to care, mind occupied on the high that’s approaching much too quickly.

It’s clear that John wants you to cum. He wants to tear your pleasure out of you faster than you can even think-

His thumb massages your inner walls, stretching your tight hole open and making your toes curl.

“That’s it baby,” Johnny praises you, his grip tight in your hair while he fucks your face. “Taking us both so well.”

You can feel a tear of overstimulation roll down your cheek. This is almost too much for you to handle, and you haven’t even cum yet.

One particularly rough thrust has your throat constricting around Johnny, and it’s the last bit of stimulus you need to come completely undone for your Johns. Your abdomen tenses, and just like that, the chord snaps. It snaps hard. 

You tear your mouth off of Johnny’s cock, practically screaming as your orgasm rips through you like wildfire. Your whole body is alight with pleasure, clit throbbing, pussy contracting around nothing, your ass sucking up John’s finger to betray the deep need that’s grown within you-

All you can do is moan like a desperate whore, clinging to Johnny’s thigh while John helps you ride out your orgasm. The double is unrelenting, as if he wants to work you for every last drop you can give him- his tongue switching between slurping at your clit and diving past your folds, stroking your walls as they shudder.

“Good girl,” Johnny groans, petting your head with one hand while the other wraps around his cock, stroking himself through your high. He’s patient with you, allowing you to experience every shiver and moan, until your walls stop contracting, and John pulls away from your pussy with a wet smack of his lips. “Time for the main event.”

His words make you feel drenched all over again. John pulls his thumb from your ass only to smack it roughly, giving you a squeeze for good measure. “Be sweet for us,” the double warns, as if you’ve ever been anything but their perfect princess. 

In just a few moments, Johnny and John have switched. Your light-haired boyfriend sets up behind you while the dark double settles by your face. His cock is red, leaking precum, and you realize you’ve hardly done much to touch him tonight- seeing as he just made you cum, you waste no time wrapping your lips around the mushroom tip, stroking your tongue along the ridge  you find there.

“Fuck,” John groans, threading his fingers through your hair to anchor you like your boyfriend had just minutes ago. “Who’s our good little cock whore?”

“She is,” Johnny answers for you, sinking his cock deep into your pussy. “Fuck, our perfect little cock whore.”

He’s never called you this before- but it sounds so natural coming from him and his clone. Is this yet another one of your boyfriend’s fantasies? First anal, and now you being a good little cock whore? 

Johnny is generally a man who sticks to praise, and while he’s still doing that- there’s this darker underlayer beginning to be more evident. Maybe you don’t know him as well as you thought. This threesome with your boyfriend’s dark self is illuminating for not only your twisted sexual desires, but Johnny’s as well. 

You can’t help the way you react to the term ‘cock whore,’ your pussy clenching tight around the large cock splitting you open. You begin to drool on John too, relaxing your throat as he begins to fuck your face. He might be a dark double, but John’s being shockingly soft with the amount you can take. He’s not thrusting fully- not making you gag and cry- he’s using you like a man who knows and respects your limits.

At least Johnny’s respect for you transcends form.

“You know what?” Johnny says. “I watched how hard she came with your thumb in her ass, I think you’re right about filling her up properly.”

“Bet she’ll go fucking feral for three holes filled,” the clone agrees darkly, making you moan around his cock. “See? Listen to her. She sounds like a bitch in heat. Fill her up, Johnny. She’ll fucking love it.” 

These men are downright insatiable- you kind of love it.

Just like his double had, Johnny spits onto your hole, and a moment later, his thumb is pressing past the tight ring of muscles. Your boyfriend’s thrusts falter slightly, his focus lingering on the way you swallow up his digit, fluttering around both foreign intrusions. 

“If we’d have known you’d like butt stuff this much, we would have started training you ages ago, baby,” John muses. 

“We’ve still got time.”

“I won’t get to fuck her ass tonight. What time do I have?”

“Next time.”

“So I passed the test? There’s gonna be a next time?”

“Based on how our baby is reacting, I’d say there’s definitely going to be a next time,” Johnny laughs. 

“Good. I might be a clone from hell, but I think never getting the chance to truly fuck this little kitten of ours would be the true torture.” 

The warlock fucking you while pressing his thumb deeper into your ass scoffs loudly. “And we can’t have that, can we?” 

“No.” John tightens his grip in your hair, fucking you harder. “We can’t… also, I have something to admit.”

“Oh?” Johnny releases a chuckle, thumb stilling inside of you. “Now this I have to hear.” 

“You’re under the impression I’ll be conjured until you light your hair and alter on fire, but unfortunately, at the moment, I’m bound to the candle as well. You missed the fine print in the Grimoire. When the candle reaches its end, I’ll disappear too.” 

In your periphery, you’re aware of both men turning to look toward the alter, and your boyfriend releases a small curse word. “I guess we better make this quick.”

“And you should buy a bigger candle next time, that six incher you used tonight is a fucking joke and we both know it.” 

“My bad,” Johnny begins railing into you as hard as he had so far, pressing his thumb deep inside of you. “Guess I’m not the best at reading the fine print.”

“It’s okay, something tells me baby can only take so much more of this. She’s drooling all over my cock, her throat all nice and open, so ready to be fucked-” John groans loudly. 

“We’ve really fucked her stupid, haven’t we, Big Guy?”

Your skin tingles- there’s an inkling of something deeper in Johnny’s tone… is he… is he flirting with himself?

The man above you moans louder. “Of course we did. Have you ever seen anyone with a better cock than this? And for her to get two of us? She’s the luckiest fucking girl in the whole world- I want her to thank us when we cum. Want her to know how fucking blessed she is by this.”

It’s an interesting paradox- to be blessed by a demonic threesome. 

“Are you gonna cum on her face?”

“Fuck, if you let me. She’ll look so pretty all painted in cum.”

“She can’t say thank you if you keep her mouth full,” Johnny notes, digging his fingers against your hips while railing you as hard as ever. Each smack of his hips against your ass has his cock fully buried in your wet core, the tip of his length pressing against your cervix and making your toes curl with insatiable need. 

“No, I guess she can’t.” John stuffs himself fully in your mouth, his cock hitting the back of your throat. You’ve never felt impaled like this- taking two of the largest dicks you’ve ever had- 

Your nose brushes by the dark clone’s pubic hair, and something about it makes you feel even more sinful, your throat constricting while lewd gagging noises fill the room. John holds you on his cock, letting out a deep groan at the feeling of your muscles tightening around him-

“That’s it baby, just a little more-”  

“Fuck, she’s squeezing so fucking tight-” Johnny moans from behind you.

“I can feel it,” John breathes.

“When you cum, I’ll have to cum-”

“She’s close too-”

“Fuck.” Johnny pulls his thumb out of your ass suddenly, wrapping his hand around your front so two fingers can circle your clit. At the same time, John takes his cock from your mouth, releasing a loud moan-

You cum in unison with the dark double, and from the loud grunt at your rear, you’re pretty sure Johnny’s just reached his peak as well.

You’re breathing heavily, mind completely delirious. Your throat feels raw as you swallow thickly- “Thank you, fuck, thank you, thank you, thank you-” you begin to blabber as John cums hard on your face, his large hand jerking himself off while ropes paint your skin.

“Good girl, good fucking girl-” Johnny groans behind you, fucking you through your highs while his fingers continue on your clit, drawing out your orgasm while your pussy milks him for every drop of cum he has. 

“Thank you, thank you, thank you-” you can’t stop saying it, even while tears and cum begin to drip down your cheeks, your body completely overwhelmed by the two men who know you like the back of their hand.

Above you, John releases one last shuddery breath. He strokes your hair, whispering the word “Perfect-” and then, just as suddenly as he’d appeared, he disappears.

You collapse forward onto the bed, pussy still throbbing around Johnny, who slowly comes to a stop behind you.

Then he’s collapsing as well, laying his warm body against your back and pressing you against the mattress. His lips are hot along your bare shoulders and he seeks out your neck, teasing past your ear.

“You did so good for us,” he praises you. “Such a perfect baby.”

“Johnny-” you whimper, as deep in subspace as you’ve ever been in your whole life.

“I know, baby, I know. You don’t have to talk.” You hear him swallow thickly, and with one last kiss to your throat, he pulls away. “I’m gonna get you in a bath. Gonna wash all this cum off of you and cuddle you to sleep, sound good?”

“Please-” you moan, pussy clenching around him again.

“Fuck,” he groans, pulling his cock out of your tight, dripping hole. “We really did a number on you.”

But in all honesty, you really wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. 

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“Surprise, surprise. I didn’t think you two would conjure me again so soon.” 

Your heart skips a beat as you turn to find John standing by the door. It’s been less than a month since you’ve seen him last, and like that first time, he’s dressed as the mirror image of your boyfriend. However, it’s not a white shirt and blue jeans, this time, your boyfriend had gone for full black attire, and it matches the dark hair of his demonic double in a way that has you practically throbbing already.

“What can we say?” Johnny grins. “We liked having an extra set of hands.”

“As if our hands are the best thing about us,” John rolls his eyes, pushing off from the wall. He approaches you like a predator, and you’d missed the swagger in his step, it’s a unique stride that has your heart picking up pace in your chest. “There’s no lying to me, not when I know everything you know, Johnny. I’m here tonight because our perfect little baby is finally ready for the main attraction. She wants to be double stuffed. Fully.” 

“I guess there’s no point in fucking around,” Johnny laughs, “even if we do have more time than last I conjured you.”

Your gaze shifts to the massive candle burning on the altar. You and Johnny had gone to six different spell shops to find the largest one possible- it’s almost as big as Johnny’s dick when he’s hard, and girthy too. You’ve got all the time in the world tonight- even so, you don’t want to waste a second.

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[majorasnightmare]

OC Tag Game

tagged by @happiartsy !! since I already did Dirge for this, i'll do my DnD PC, Phyrnei!! Currently playing in Out of the Abyss!

-> BASICS

Name: Phyrstinnei'Draa xund Maydabreena xund Celneiune of House Vineld (Phyrnei)

Class/Subclass: Divine Soul Sorcerer -> Hexblade Warlock

Background: Acolyte

Gender: Cis Woman (Can Change)

Sexuality: Pansexual

Pronouns: She/Her

-> OTHER

Family: Knows her Mother and Father, Has an Older Sister + Older Brother, along with a Younger Brother + Younger Sister. Is Friendly with all of them

Birthplace: House Vineld compound, Menzoberranzan

Job: Noble, trained as Priestess of Lolth

Phobias: Failing her family, being transformed into a Drider as punishment from Lolth

Guilty Pleasures: Phyrnei has never felt guilty about any pleasure she indulges in, even if circumstances force her to hide them. If she had to pick one, she'd say she really shouldn't indulge in gossip as much as she does

Hobbies: Having her hair styled, reading and academia, Sava, weaving, lyre practice, fashion, ceremonial sword dance

-> MORALS

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Sins: Pride / Sloth / Envy / Greed / Gluttony / Lust / Wrath

Virtues: Humility / Dilligence / Gratitude / Charity / Temperance / Chastity / Patience

-> THIS OR THAT

Introverted/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized

Close-minded/Open-minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-Between/Agreeable

Patient/In-Between/Impatient

Outspoken/In-Between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-Between/Modern

Hard-working/Lazy

-> RELATIONSHIPS

OTP: Not really relevant because shes in a current campaign! However things shake out is how they shake out

Acceptable Ships: Phyrnei/NPCs , Phyrnei/Emrygiane (my partner's PC @dantemoore0 )

OT3: Again, however it shakes out!

BroTP: Phyrnei + Garl ( @bannerman-for-the-band ) , Phyrnei + Yheinara ( @momohonk ), Phyrnei + Trinket ( @br1ghtpunk )

NoTP: Phyrnei/Jimjar

[star-boi0720]

Giant lore dump here, basically they're the seven deadly sins, in my version to become one you commit an act to break a seal that Irene made to contain the devil within and their punishment is to become the new host for said devils. so I'm gonna go person by person and explain how they became a sinner

(the concepts aren't complete, still needs work but I just want to have it written down)

Aaron-Wrath, has a similar backstory to the OG, but I added a thing I remembered from Emerald Secret of the Utltimas backstory (this was solely from my memory and might not be exact) and took Zane out of the equation, basically Aaron had a hobby of hunting and he without knowing killed this holy wolf that Irene created, and as a punishment he was combined with it and in the foggy haze of his transformation he murdered his whole village and his family.

Lucinda-Gluttony, Her hunger for knowledge killed her best friend(/ maybe girlfriend aka Sasha don't 100% know yet) and sealed away her mother to the cursed forest. Hyria used to have like a coven/school for witches she made after Irene left. Lucinda was a prodigy and wanted to just keep learning to the point she was so desperate she stole a book her mother told her never to even touch (which had sin inside and was trusted to hyria by Irene) which made Lucinda's magic go crazy and destroy the school and seal her mom away and kill Sasha.

Travis-Lust, so his mom dies to seal his dad away all that's the same but Travis is just super lonely right, but then a girl comes to visit him and he eventually falls in love with her but she actually is a member of his fathers cult to break him free and Travis is so obsessed with her he doesn't notice, and before he can stop her fully she partially freed him and travis in the struggle to stop her he kills her and breaks his mothers necklace(which had lust inside) but right after he kills her a bunch of villagers burst into the chamber the demon warlock was locked in and it looks like Travis just sacrificed some girl to his father and they try to kill him so Travis hides deep in the mountains

Katelyn-Envy, her entire life in her village of dragons she was treated as lesser compared to her brothers Kayden and Cain cause she wasn't as strong as them and she pushed herself but wasn't enough, her jealousy boiled over and in a fight with her brother Kameron she broke a statue that had the sin inside she didn't kill him but burned him beyond recovery

Garroth- Pride, He was the cocky prince troupe kinda like Hercules from the Disney movie and he liked to play hero, and vylad always went with him like Garroth's little sidekick. but one day they came against a monster they couldn't beat and Garroth refused to back down and in which the monster which was a huge lion killed vylad garroth killed it but it had the sin of pride inside it Garroth returned home and when he told his mother of what happened she hid him away knowing the world would see garroth as a threat and kill him. So Evelyn(Aka Zianna I changed a lot of the parent's names cause it seemed repetitive to me, so mom is now Evelyn and the father's name is now Adam) sent Garroth to hide in Phoenix Drop and claimed the beast killed both of them.

Zane- Greed, Zane was always a good man the whole kind young priest get up. but after the sudden deaths of his brothers, his faith was shaken, and in a desperate attempt to bring them back he began to research black magic and corrupted his mind and he opened a box deep in the catacombs of Okasis which was Pandora's box which held the sin of greed and became and the once kind prince became a true monster.

Nana-Sloth Nana is the eldest daughter of a duke of the Tula Kingdom, her mother died when Nana was young and her father was very heartless about it, like had a new wife in 2 days and all her other siblings were only her half she tried to be close to them but her father kept her away from them to the point she stopped trying after so long but on a night a raid happened she was only able to save one of her siblings her youngest Juno who was only like 7 but as she was escaping she broke a mirror that had the sin of sloth inside and possessed her and nana escaped to ruan and made her little cafe with her sister. (Nanas I don't fully like it yet but it is something ig)

So that's pretty much just some tragic mfrs sorry for any spelling mistakes

[lawful-evil-novelist]

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I got tagged by @foxboyclit and decided this means sharing Izze and Amallin I'm using this picrew for images bc I am still saving for commissions.

Basic Info:

Name: Izze Masq’il’yr

Class/Subclass: Warlock/Great Old One

Background: Acolyte

Gender: Nonbinary

Sexuality: Pansexual

Pronouns: They/Them

Other:

Family: Izze has no idea who their parents are, having been abandoned at a temple of Ghaunadaur as an infant. They were adopted by the temple’s high priest and thus given his House name, but if Izze has any siblings or family to speak of, they don’t know about it and have no desire to know.

Birthplace: Unknown, likely Menzoberranzan

Job: Herald for the Elder Eye

Phobias: Lolthite Temples, being forced to speak, illithids

Guilty Pleasures: having telepathic-only conversations, reading penny dreadfuls

Hobbies: gardening, reading, dancing

Morals:

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Sins: Pride, greed

Virtues: patience, acceptance

This or That:

Introvert/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized

Close-minded/Open-minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-between/Agreeable

Patient/In-between/Impatient

Outspoken/In-between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-between/Modern

Hard-working/Lazy

Relationships:

OTP: Izze/Amallin

Acceptable ships: Izze/Kimmuriel Oblodra

OT3: None so far

BroTP: Izze/Valas Hune

NoTP: none in particular

Basic Info:

Name: Amallin Oblodra

Class/Subclass: Cleric/Knowledge

Background: Hermit

Gender: Genderfluid/Corellon-Blessed

Sexuality: Demisexual

Pronouns: Any, defaults to They/Them

Other:

Family: Amallin is probably K’yorl Odran’s grandchild, handed off to two House soldiers to smuggle out of the city when they tried to feed them to the drider Tarlyn. Tarlyn instead just decided to adopt Amallin, eventually having to bring them to a temple of Ghaunadaur when they got sick. Amallin doesn’t have much love for the rest of House Oblodra, but has a small fascination with Kimmuriel for…scientific reasons (they want to study him, like a bug)

Birthplace: Menzoberranzan

Job: High Priest of Ghaunadaur, took over the job after getting Izze’s help killing their predecessor

Phobias: elder oblexes (one tried to eat them as a child), yochlols, literally any kind of precipitation

Guilty Pleasures: sunshine, eavesdropping, vague divination practices like reading bones and tarot cards

Hobbies: alchemy, reading, climbing

Morals:

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Sins: Pride, wrath

Virtues: diligence, hospitality

This or That:

Introvert/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized

Close-minded/Open-minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-between/Agreeable

Patient/In-between/Impatient

Outspoken/In-between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-between/Modern

Hard-working/Lazy

Relationships:

OTP: Izze/Amallin

Acceptable ships: Amallin/Valetrin

OT3: None so far

BroTP: Amallin/Dinin Do’Urden (Amallin likes driders and ex-driders, ergo likes Dinin)

NoTP: none in particular

And I... don't know who to tag so call this one open submission

[punderdome]

Infernal Jurisprudence: Chapter 1

Summary: It had been centuries since a specific soul captured Raphael’s attention so completely. The devil coveted her body and soul and sought to ensnare her in a contract at any cost. It wouldn’t be long before her desperation set in, and a cat would capture a Little Mouse within his claws. And that, love, was that.

Notes: This is a relatively short prequel to the Fine Print, where Raphael schemes to ensnare Tav. Should be readable without reading the Fine Print first. Note that this fic is going to contain a ton of BG3 spoilers - so you know, don’t read it if you don’t want to be spoiled. Or do. I don’t control you.

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Chapter 1: The Mouse

Raphael had closed thousands upon thousands of contracts for boons in exchange for mortal souls.  Mortals were so often fragile and desperate, and it was such a delectable combination that always leads to a favorable negotiation.  He savored the smell of nervous sweat and the motions of trembling.  Other times, the mortals viewed the deal for their soul like a joke.  Raphael would sit across from them in his human guise, with a smile that even reached his eyes as he watched the signatures dance upon the scrolls.

The devil would feed on their sins as they fell deeper into his traps.  Greed was a standard flavor of sin, occurring so often that the souls that bore it felt more like a commodity.  Some souls were envious and left a void in their wake, leaving one hungrier after the meal.  Lust was heady and sweet with an underlying bitterness and shame.  Wrath was the spice of pepper that led to deep burning consequences like blood and gallows.  Pride was Raphael’s favorite sin to sup.  Pride was complex and often unique with underlying flavors of other dishes that were unique to each mortal.

So many mortal souls.  So simple.  So easy.

Raphael sought Faerun for desperate souls.  A powerful soul would command a higher price point.  Along the Chionthar, he found the type of souls that he favored.  There was an entire collection of desperate fools needing a savior.

He was a savior.  That was for certain.

Raphael grinned as he surveyed his prey.  A sorceress with scales.  A dominating Gith.  A discarded wizard.  A cleric absent memory.  A masquerading vampling.  A warlock pacted to one of Zariel’s assets.  A burning Tiefling.

He watched them silently, delighted by the haul that he could soon collect.  They were all desperate and infected.  Beyond existing as mere currency for his Infernal machinations, all of the band of infected had power.  Power enough to collect a Crown that Raphael had been coveting for millennia.

Raphael was a patient devil.  He would show himself when the time was right and true fear had taken root within their addled minds.  

He happily watched through the scrying mirror as the Gith argued with the sorceress of the need to find a creche.  The poorly-concealed Sharran cleric held the only power keeping them from their Illithid fates.  The runed dodecahedron hummed and glowed and kept their souls intact while tucked tightly within her supplies.

It was oh, so convenient that he, the great Raphael, held the very weapon that could free the captive Githyanki inside the Astral Prism.  So very convenient, indeed.

His wrists with Infernal chains were bound

Mother Gith’s son, equipped to destroy the Illithid

Trapped within an Astral Prism now found

That Vlaakith once she herself hid.

Raphael could sense the rising anxiety amongst the band of adventurers, as the Druid grove proved to be a hindrance rather than a help.  The sorceress was poisoned by an overeager apprentice healer, but all managed to survive the encounter.  He could taste the rising desperation as the options started to disappear.

It was time to make his entrance from stage right.

Little mice and rats and squirrels (and one unruly frog) had few places to run on a nearby broken bridge.  Raphael straightened his doublet and snapped, appearing before his adventurers in a flurry of embers with the scent of cherries following him.

The sorceress eyed him curiously.  She was pale with patches of silvery white dragon scales adorning her upper forehead and cheekbones.  Brunette curls were pinned back behind her head and trailing down her back.  Her green eyes gleamed at him, and her pleasant mouth twisted into a light smile.

“Hello, pleased to make your acquaintance,” she said calmly, offering her hand in greeting.  Raphael found the deviation from his script displeasing.

The cambion cleared his throat.  “Pleased to make your acquaintance,” he lifted her hand and kissed the back of it gently, trying to regain control of the scene.

He gave her a gentle smile before beginning his lines.  “My, my, what manner of place is this?” Raphael offered smoothly.

The sorceress laughed.  “Somewhere in Faerun between Baldur’s Gate and Elturel,” she offered easily.  Raphael’s eyes narrowed.  This was his scene.

“Is it a path to redemption, or a road to damnation?” Raphael gave a grand gesture of uncertainty in their path forward.  “Hard to say, for your journey is just beginning.”  Raphael gave his characteristic grin.

The sorceress smirked at him.  “The mindflayer tadpoles would suggest a path to redemption,” she laughed sarcastically.  Raphael bristled at the way she was mocking him.

He absolutely should flay her.  He should take her back to the House of Hope, strip her down and-

Raphael pushed down his feelings, though he was aware how beautiful the silver-scaled sorceress was.  “What would suit the occasion?  The words to a lullaby perhaps?  The mouse smiled brightly: it outfoxed the cat!  Then down came the claw-” he was rudely interrupted by a sorceress.

“And that, love, was that,” she finished easily.

“They do know how to write them in Cormyr don’t they?” Raphael waited for her agreement.

“I prefer the lullabies from the dales,” the sorceress responded.  “They have a wider variety of animals in their verse.  More chickens and cattle and pigs.”

He absolutely could not let this beautiful sorceress continue to disrupt his scene.

Raphael dramatically bowed.  “I am Raphael, very much at your service, my dear.”

“Tav,” she responded quickly.  He raised an eyebrow.  ‘Tav’ was so undignified, it had to be shortened for a much more appropriate name.  

“This quaint little scene is decidedly much too middle-of-nowhere for my tastes.  Come.” Raphael invited with a snap of embers.

His adventurers had arrived at the House of Hope, a grand feast awaiting them.  The Warlock and the burning Tiefling responded with panic.  The Sharran and the Gith were thoroughly confused.  The vampling and wizard stood concerned.

The sorceress, Tav, was unimpressed.  She went to the feast table and immediately started to load a plate.  Raphael’s eyes narrowed.  What was she doing?

He cleared his throat.  “There, middle-of-somewhere,” he recited.  Tav was buttering a piece of bread before putting it onto her plate with other fruits and vegetables from Toril.  The sorceress seemed entirely uninterested in the conversation as she sat down at the table and started to eat.

Raphael addressed the discarded wizard.  “The House of Hope, where the tired come to rest, and the famished come to feast - lavishly,” he glared at the adventurer blatantly ignoring him.  She was cutting a piece of Durinbold cheese from a wheel on the table.

Raphael motioned to the table where the sorceress sat, indulging her appetites.  “Go on.  Partake. Enjoy your supper,” he invited with a broad grin.  “After all, it might just be your last.”

The devil grinned, waiting to see what most of the adventurers would do.  Most of the adventurers stood still, except for Tav,  who seemed to be feasting without concern, unlike the shock and fear from her companions.

The sorceress placed her fork on her plate with a light tink.  “You may as well show them what you truly are,” she challenged, lightly dabbing at her beautiful mouth with the napkin she had grabbed from her lap.

Raphael tried not to sneer at the gluttonous creature before him.  “Well, far be it from me to disappoint.”  He shed his human guise, appearing before the adventurers in his cambion form.  The sorceress Tav only smirked at him as he shook off the lingering flames from the transformation.

Raphael stared at Tav where she sat at his table.  “What’s better than a devil you don’t know?”  He chuckled lightly to himself, “a devil you do.”  The sorceress sat unmoved by his speech.

There was growing concern within the adventuring group.  “Shit, a cambion,” the fiery Tiefling spit angrily.  All of them were filled with unease.  All but one.  The sorceress.

Their visages were set in fear quite alight,

Contracts should not be too hard to press.

All of them destined to a horrible plight.

All afraid except for one sorceress.

Tav.

She cocked her head and watched him continue his speech.  “Am I a friend?  Potentially.  An adversary?  Conceivably.  But a savior?  That’s for certain,” he delivered with a smug grin, just as he rehearsed.  She continued to watch him silently with a slight smile on her face, no longer interrupting his performance with her off script lines.

“What makes you think we need saving?” the wizard challenged.  Raphael raised his hands and motioned easily towards their heads.

“You’re in deep over your tadpooled heads,” Raphael challenged, once again looking at where the sorceress sat.  She had taken up eating her meal again, observing the conversation but not contributing to it.

“One skull, two tenants and-” Raphael started, motioning to the wizard.

“You are the only solution to our problem,” the sorceress, Tav, blurted out in perfect Infernal.  “Obviously.”

Raphael had to swallow down his surprise that a human with draconic heritage spoke the language of the Hells.  Tav took a swallow from a goblet of wine, looking down at her plate again, as if she was debating whether to pick up her fork and continue eating.

Her companions all turned towards her after she finished her quip in the Devil’s tongue.  Raphael cracked a smile, gathering crucial information that none of them had realized of her linguistic prowess.

“You realize I could fix it all like that?” Raphael snapped and a lick of flame sputtered from his claws.

“Of course you could,” Tav answered.  She placed her napkin on her plate and stood, brushing out her robes.  “Though I doubt you would do it for free.”

She gazed above him at his portrait - one of Raphael’s finest, showing his command over Hellfire and the horizons of Avernus.

Tav walked in front of her companions and stood before him.  His jaw clenched at her continued acts of defiance.

“Go ahead, exhaust every possibility until none are left.”  He had practiced the last section several times and was frustrated at her continued insistence on going off script.  “I will be waiting,” he growled menacingly.

He snapped and returned the sorceress’s companions to Prime Material.

Tav smiled at him.  “Thank you for your hospitality, Raphael,” she continued in Infernal.  He snapped again and sent that foul creature back to whence she had come.

He took a deep breath.  Tav lingered in his mind.  She was quite beautiful, especially for a mortal.  She had known what he was as soon as they met while her companions remained unaware.

Who was she?

Raphael sighed in frustration.  He would need to learn more about this Little Mouse.

[aikoiya]

LoZ: LU - Ganondorf's Characterization Profile

I see most of the Ganons as having a similar basic personality with differences based on their personal life experiences.

CoH, OoT, TP, & WW Ganondorf are the same Ganondorf but at different stages of his life & thus, exhibits different levels of maturity based on the external influences in his life.

Similarly, FSA & HW Ganondorf are likewise the same Dorf.

Tell me if you think my assessments are accurate or not.

For his sexual profile, go to Ganondorf's Sexual Profile.

Also, please keep in mind that these ideas are all free to use.

LoZ Linked Universe Masterlist

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I've just come up with nicknames for the various Ganondorfs in a way reminiscent of Linked Universe.

FS = Sloth

CoH = Ambition (because he's just a kid & is mostly just a rude little brat, so he isn't represented by a sin here as he's not evil yet)

OoT = Greed

TP = Pride

WW = Envy

FSA = Gluttony (pre-HW Lust)

HW = Lust or Lech (though, the only ones able to call him the second one are other Gdorfs)

TotK = Wrath

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I actually theorize that a new Gerudo-born incarnation of Demise's hatred is born every 2000-10,000 years. If true, then by that logic, it means that around 16,000-50,000 years have passed between Skyward Sword & Tears of the Kingdom's presents.

However, I don't think that a Gerudo male still being alive really affects when another will be born. More so, it happens on a schedule. So, it's actually very possible for 2 Gerudo males to be alive at the same time.

Now, Gerudo males are still born every century between, right on schedule. They're just lucky enough to not be Demise's grudgemental stank reborn.

One thing of interest; these Gerudo males are always born on the 12th, though the month tends to change.

The Gerudo males are referred to as Centennial Kings or Mafzīnànkha Voe'attàren. However, those born of Demise's hatred these days are known as the Myriennial Tyrants or Mafzī'àlfankha Sûlfetànïren. They are also often referred to as the Vōton al’Khinzïr’è or Sons of the Boar as they are always born on February the 12th, under the sign of the Boar Constellation. Though, it took a very long time to figure that one out considering there's only been, like, 3 max.

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Also, to keep track of each Gerudo King, they are given a birth name & a King Name. Their King Name is a descriptor of when & where they were born.

As such, Ganondorf's King Name will always end with either Khrin or Zïr due to always being born in February, which is the month of the Boar Constellation. (Interestingly, the Voe before Ganondorf is always born under the sign of the cobra constellation, meaning that their King Name always ends with Kōba.)

However, every Gerudo King has the same family name: Drāgamīr. From the Gerudàn root words, Drāga meaning noble dragon, & Mīr meaning general or ruler. This means that Drāgamīr can be translated into draconian general or tyrant.

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Characterization:

Fairly Consistent:

His Gerudàn name is Gánōendōrfè Drāgamīr. Ganondorf Dragmire is more so a Hyrulean transliteration. It loosely translates to Warlock-Sorcerer Tyrant. So, yeah. There was definitely intent there.

Something important to note is that due to Kōme & Kotake always kidnapping him, Gánōndōrfè isn't actually his true name (which is supposed to always be given by the mother) & neither is whatever King Name they've given him. Which a birth name & a King Name are considered sacred in different ways, so this would actually be viewed as a sin & a violation in Gerudo culture. You see, these 3 names represent individualism & connection.

The Twinrova always give him a name that starts with Gá due to its relation to the Gerudo hells, Gàl'gáron, & use in the Gerudàn word for black magic, Gánō. However, it's also used as a way to suggest that he is always born in the desert, when that isn't the case.

They also consistently tell him that he was the result of the previous Gerudo Voe & a Gerudo Vai, which is generally not the case. This is done in an attempt to establish a concept of Gerudo supremacy within his mind. The reason being that the Twinrova generally looked down upon Gerudo who were born with a none-Gerudo parent.

In this way, I like to think that I've managed to showcase just how insidious this pair is.

The Villain - No matter what, so long as he is raised by Kōme & Kotake, he is always a bad person. He may have redeeming qualities, but that doesn't mean he's a "good person" deep down. He'd need someone who understands this & doesn't try to change him, but who also puts rules in place. Lines that she won't accept him crossing. Though, nothing demanding. More so just no-brainer things that you'd expect to be self-evident like no cheating, no slavery, no harming kids in any manner, "you can lie to anyone else you want, but you damn well better be honest with me." Stuff like that. Though, in that last situation, there are certain allowances made for when you're just planning a surprise. At the same time, he'd expect her to do the same. No lying to him unless it's for a damn good reason either.

That doesn't mean that he won't improve or become a better person, but it has to be something that he decides for himself rather than being something that is thrust upon him. If his Darling were to try, he'd be extremely resistant to it. Stubbornly so. And even when he does try to be better, so long as he was raised by Kōme & Kotake, it'll almost never get much lighter than medium-dark grey. He'll always be on the darker side of the greyscale.

A good Ganondorf is just something that can only happen in lives where he's raised by someone else. Period.

And if he ever does manage it despite being raised by a pair of evil witches, it'll take a very long time.

The best way to accomplish this is by simply loving him & leading by example, however “a woman cannot change a man by loving him, a man changes himself because he loves a woman.” Again, it must be his choice.

Social Darwinist - So long as Kōme & Kotake raise him, they'll raise him by a very Mandate of Heaven philosophy. One in which the strong rule over the weak & the one who prevails is the one who is right & worthy of sovereignty. That, those who win are allowed to do whatever they wish to the weak. In my hc, this is called Nīkôzeto'reqra in the Gerudo language. Which loosely translates to the "Right to Claim Victory." It is an ancient Gerudàn philosophy. One that Kōme & Kotake live & breathe, making sure that Ganondorf was raised to do the same in every life (after all, he had to learn it from somewhere). However, this same philosophy is also the one that resulted in the female-only curse to begin with. Not that Kōme or Kotake ever inform him of such.

However, just because that's how he was raised doesn't mean that it's what he truly believes. Most Dorfs only follow such a lifestyle so long as Kome & Kotake are still in the picture. At the same time, he also doesn't fight against it either.

On the other hand, Wrath & Pride are the Dorfs who actively embrace it. As such, unless he's shaken from this belief, anytime he comes out the victor over Hyrule, it will be Pyrrhic in nature & be destined to end in regret. At least, if the world is made thus via a wish. Because, in such a situation, if the weak are destined to die in his world, then realistically speaking, I see the infant mortality rate skyrocketing. After all, what could be weaker than something that is dependent upon others for everything?

This would inevitably result in the death of all life (in Hyrule if nowhere else) as the current generation aged or was slowly killed off. Thus reducing Hyrule to a wasteland, ironically, even more barren than the very desert that Ganondorf originated from.

It's dark, but based on Wrath's wish, if it were to be granted, then he might soon find that his kingdom would die out entirely, leaving him the king of nothing.

(This is why I think Social Darwinism is a load of shit. Because if it were truly survival of the fittest, then humanity wouldn't have come to prominence because our babies are even more dependent upon their parents than those of other animals.)

Would He Kill Kids - In-general, I think yes, provided that it isn’t a Gerudo kid. But in most situations other than that, there are still caveats. He'd very much prefer to avoid it at all possible, but if he sees no other option, then he will. If nothing else, he'll always choose to make it quick & painless. Will also ensure the kid gets a proper burial if he can.

Small Tusks - I just sorta headcanon that male Gerudo generally have small, not obvious tusks & even smaller upper canines. This leads to them having very slight underbites.

Straight or Close To It - Just, generally prefers biological women, no matter the iteration. Both romantically & sexually.

Yandere - Very possessive & can definitely be obsessive. However, to what degree & how evident his yandere traits are tends to vary between iterations. However, whenever he's classified as a "soft" yandere, he becomes far less likely to punish his Darling with physical pain & more likely to either punish her by holding blackmail over her head, by going after her loved ones, or via pleasure & overstimulation. It depends on the "crime." At the same time, that doesn't mean that he won't hurt her as punishment, just that he's much less likely to do so.

However, generally speaking, he'll almost always be very manipulative with her. Or, at least he'd try to.

Paradoxically, he'd actually find a woman who he couldn't manipulate, very attractive.

What can I say, he likes a challenge.

Narcissistic - Depends on the Ganondorf. Greed, Envy, Gluttony, & Wrath only have various degrees of narcissistic tendencies, but Lust is borderline NPD while Pride is just outright NPD.

This is partly a result of the type of relationship he had with his mothers, which was much like the one between Alexander the Great & his own mother, Olympias.

Who was very very bad, for one, she spent Alexander's entire life telling him that he was, in fact, a son of Zeus, this along with her family being believed to be the descendants of Achilles, resulted in Alexander literally believing that he was an unkillable god, which he very obviously wasn't because, if he was, he wouldn't have died at 31-33. She was also known to be the sort who plotted against any she thought was against her. She pushed for Alexander to rule. She had any who would oppose his rule dealt with, & being a master poisoner, she likely did so herself. King Philip, his mortal father, claimed that he was a descendant of Heracles not long ago, so when he was on his procession before his eastern campaign where his mother revealed the secret of his progenitor, claiming she'd been impregnated by Zeus with a bolt of lightning, then told him to “entertain ambitions worthy of his parentage,” it sparked a fire. He was then informed by others, specifically oracles & even more specifically the oracle of Delphi, that he was invincible. Which seemed to be all he needed to hear &, ironically, is also what sealed his fate.

As such, when he received his first real defeat, he began to spiral. This was when his men appeared to realize that he would never stop. He would never cease until the world itself was his. This was about when Alexander began to unravel, ordering people to bow to him, demanding a throne of gold be built in his honor, & despite everything, he began to fall into despair.

However, his deeply held convictions that he was a god, along with his continual early successes, his skill in battle & great martial prowess, his mother's repeated validation, as well as how the oracles all said he was a man of destiny, plus his personal edict (one where he never ordered someone to do something that he, himself, wouldn't, but went above & beyond with it; meaning that he was always the point of the spear in every battle), the false belief of his own divinity, & his thirst for glory, was what inevitably caused his own downfall.

In this way, I see Ganondorf as having surprisingly heavy parallels to Alexander the Great.

However, it's because of this that a lot of them will really struggle with apologizing or even so much as recognizing when they did something wrong. The one's that have the easiest time of it are Sloth, Ambition, Envy, Pride, Gluttony, & surprisingly, Lust. Though, for Sloth, Pride, & Lust, the reasons why they are able to do so could be because they are just innately manipulative even among Ganondorfs.

Most would also be very unprepared for someone they care about & even more unprepared for a situation in which they need to say that they are sorry. In these cases, Ambition & Greed are definitely the sorts to apologize indirectly & may make excuses. Wrath would attempt to actually say it, but would be unable to say those words for a long time, then depending on just how far into the relationship he is, he might feel frustrated with himself for not being able to.

Manipulative - He's just a naturally cunning & manipulative individual with very little qualms with using others for his own gain. He also finds it easy to betray those he sees as less than him. He can even be borderline Shang Tsun (Mortal Kombat) depending on the version of him.

Metrosexual - Extremely vain. Due to his upbringing as having been raised by only women, he cares a lot about his appearance.

In Gerudo culture, jewelry is seen as a symbol of status, power, wealth, affluence, style, ect. As a result, whenever he has an active role as Gerudo King or thinks of himself as a king or even if he's just especially full of himself that life, he tends to wear a lot of it.

Has a great sense of style & understanding of fashion just due to osmosis.

Likes tattoos & piercings. Though, never to the point where he looks like he ran naked through a scrapyard. Just earings, a nose ring, maybe a tongue ring, nipple rings. He had a navel ring once, (but he'd regretted it later as navel rings were seen as slutty). Sometimes even a penis piercing or 2, though that was mostly only in a couple of lives.

He'd been... quite the character then... Plus side, his partners those lifetimes very much enjoyed it.

Much like how jewelry is a status, wealth, affluence symbol, so are piercings for a similar reason. I mean, the more jewelry, the more wealth, right?

However, on the flipside, too much jewelry is thought to be gaudy & overdoing it. Which can indicate a degree of insecurity.

He has very little interest in makeup, but will wear it in ceremonial or royal situations. Such ceremonial makeup for the king tends to really only highlight the eyes, but in such cases, it isn't generally considered feminine to the Gerudo to begin with.

It involves kohl & eyeliner, but never mascara. (Male Gerudo just don't feel the need to make their lashes bolder.) It's similar to how high-ranking Egyptians used such things. Again, it isn't really considered feminine unless mascara is added or the eyeliner is applied too heavily/in a certain way depending on the occasion (ceremonial situations will obviously allow for a bit more without being too much), but by that point, it's no longer a question of masculine or feminine, & more so a question of classiness or tastefulness. Though, there are also certain specific styles or patterns of eye makeup that can have masculine or feminine lilts to them.

Royalty & the high class are the only sorts allowed to wear metallic makeup. Sundelion gold & Argus silver kohl especially. (Argus referring to the Moonblooming Argus flowers that grow from Voltfruit Cacti, but only bloom at night. They are a shimmering silvery-white color that's very classy.)

Gold for males & silver for females.

Ganondorf absolutely refuses to wear lipstick or mascara. Not even in the tsundere way, he just straight up doesn't like the idea & sees it as strictly feminine. Ambition, Greed, Pride, & Envy specifically had a couple bad experiences from being a young Voevï (boy) where some of the Yaidjan (guardswomen) would try to dress him up as a Vaivï (girl) so he could have playmates, but even at that age, he'd found it weird.

As for nail polish, it depends on the iteration. Most wont, but the few Ganons that do would only go as far as a simple black varnish. Patterns & extra colors are too feminine for him. Might allow gold tips but even that is stretching it a bit for him. Many iterations do enjoy filing their nails into claws though. As such, those particular Ganons do tend to have a more active nail routine than others.

He also thinks that war paint is cool.

Keeps his hair well-maintained & well-groomed. Same with his beard & pubic hair. When his hair is long, he enjoys brushing it before bed. Despite this, he tends to find one hairstyle & stick with it for a good while before changing it. Needs a Darling skilled at styling hair to get him to deviate from this more regularly.

Considering how seriously he takes his appearance, this is actually a huge deal for him as it means he trusts her to do a good job with his hair & not make him look like an idiot in front of his subjects.

Doesn't really use lotions on his hands as he likes the calluses on them. They tell him that he's worked hard for his strength.

Heartbreaker - He also especially likes to look good even after getting into an established relationship. The reason being that it gives him the excuse to be a cocky little shit by being affectionate with his Darling, thereby breaking the hearts of any who might've been ogling either one of them.

It's just one of the little ways by which he's able to showcase his jackassery.

Make no mistake, he'd never even contemplate being unfaithful. But he gets a major kick out of eliciting jealousy from others. Both from women who want him & especially from men who want his Beloved.

He can honestly be downright cruel in regards to men. Though, how he goes about it depends on the Dorf in question. Those like Lust & Wrath are more the 'show, don't tell' sorts. And will simply become very openly affectionate with his wife in front of the man who was showing his interested attention in his love, then give them a very smug expression.

Cares Deeply About How He's Perceived - This goes hand-in-hand with being metrosexual. Must always look presentable. Whether it be his looks, how he talks, how he acts. Everything is strictly maintained. Feels a strong pressure to always present himself in a regal, kingly &, most of all, masculine, fashion.

In every single life, he is always expected to portray the picture of manhood, which the Gerudo can tend to have unbelievably high expectations for when it comes to the men of their own race. They just, inherently, see the differences between male & female Hylians & believe that Gerudo Voen must be even more masculine!

Hates filth & being grimy. Yet, paradoxically, also loves working up a sweat.

Also very much enjoys a good bath. Has a lot of bathing products. Though, strangely enough, Lust actually doesn't have all that much. But, for him, it's more about quality than anything. You figure out the right ingredients for the right products & you'll only need a handful. He does have a decent number of scented bath oils though.

Always speaks in a refined manner, though some iterations can be excessive about it, thus coming across as snobbish. Lust, specifically, can be very pompous.

Corrupted Benevolence - According to Confucianism, benevolence originates from loving & caring about one's loved ones, which then extends outwards to one's friends & community. I see family being Ganondorf's emotional core, the thing he turns to when times are bad. However, what happens when someone's emotional core, the thing that's supposed to be his steady rock & support, consists of a pair of horrible old witches who hate Hyrule?

What happens when his community is nothing but women who could never understand what it means to be a man? Well, when the foundation of how one understands how relationships work comes from a pair of literal Wicked Witch stereotypes, obviously, your understanding of how said relationships work is obviously going to be very skewed.

I think that most of the Dorfs had all the potential to be good kings, but that they were basically sabotaged from the very start.

Egotistical - This is pretty self-explanatory. Though, something important to keep in mind is that ego, specifically the deadly sin of pride (rather than dignity & self-respect), is nothing more than a mask hiding self-loathing. It is a cheap imitation, a counterfeit of real confidence, because confidence needs not be proven, nor is it easy to harm because true confidence is the well-adjusted offspring of the happily married pair of humility & self-compassion. Confidence knows that it doesn't know everything. It knows when it's wrong & that it still has a lot to learn. It also isn't afraid to say as such. It asks to be taught. It asks to learn. In order to be truly confident, one must also be humble. Confidence is what arrogance & ego wishes it were, but is too insecure to become. Likewise, Confidence is not the absence of insecurity, but rather the ability to say that you have value in spite of your flaws.

But ego, ego demands satisfaction when slighted, for its bravado is, ultimately, false. Its superiority is a cheap facade. Perhaps it is well-crafted with care & cunning, but putting lipstick on a pig, even well-applied, is still just a pig. And any attack upon a person’s ego can result in the facade cracking, then falling to reveal to the world the broken person that truly hides beneath. Very little terrifies an egotist more than such a fate.

Someone once said something somewhere that I think very much fits, “Confidence is the acknowledgement that success is possible. Arrogance is refusing to admit that failure is possible.” - tobiw.1898 on youtube.

Though, more accurately, “Confidence is the acknowledgement that success is possible. Insecurity is the internalized belief that even if you do everything right, catastrophic failure is much more likely than success, but Arrogance is when Insecurity refuses to admit that to that fact.”

Dramatic - He definitely has that supervillain flair. Like, he's got that showmanship goin' for him. I mean, Greed played his own theme song on a massive-ass pipe organ.

An Asshole - Again, self-explanatory. Though, much like most things, it depends on the iteration to what degree & in what way. Envy & Lust tend to be more subtle in their jackassery, being more snake-like, while Greed & Pride tend to be more overt with it. Though, admittedly Greed isn't quite as much of one, as Pride tends to be much more sadistic about it while Greed is mostly just snide, rude, & mean-spirited while still managing to be refined about it. Wrath, though, is more in the middle & it depends on the situation.

Control Freak - Depending on his iteration, he can have control issues. Part of this is due to having felt powerless as a child as his mothers tended to have him on a short leash.

Gossip - He actually learns it from his mothers, who are both raging gossip mongers. And I mean the horrible, snippy, blackmailing sort of gossip mongers. Not the cute little old ladies chatting around the kitchen table with tea & cookies. It's part of how they maintain their status as head bitches. You know, by controlling the flow of info.

So, most Ganons tend to learn how to gossip, how to sort through information, which has nuggets of truth to them & what's just rumors, & how to captivate a listener with his words, very early on. Not to mention how good it is for reconnaissance. It's always a good idea to keep your thumb on the pulse of the rumor mill.

Cowardly - Not many things legitimately scare him, but the few things that do, tend to cause him to react in a cowardly manner. This mostly happens in reaction to his mothers' anger. He's gotten exceptionally good at hiding it, but if you know where to look, you can see the fear there at certain times. A lot of his desire for power stems from a desire to no longer be afraid & to exert control over his own life. That isn't to say that he can't learn to overcome this part of him, just that he'd need to acknowledge that he has things he needs to improve on first.

The right people & especially the right Darling in his life can help him to learn to overcome this through example & support.

Naturally Deceptive - A liar. He falls into the role of deceiver naturally & with great ease.

Naturally Dominant - Due to the societal pressures placed upon him at a young age as the Centennial King, he tries to project dominance at all times, especially when near his subjects.

Tyrant - As much as a lot of fans want to believe that he only did all those bad things for the sake of his people, this is not the case.

Due to his Might Makes Right ideology, he genuinely sees himself as superior to the rest of the Gerudo due to none of them even being able to approach his level of power. Just due to him being born male. This is a result of him producing testosterone & being at a higher body weight than the Vaien. Keep in mind that a team of teenage boys can soundly beat an all-female team of soccer players.

As such, it's likely that Gerudo Vaien are likely only around as strong as Hylian men. However, it's very possible that they might still lose out even just based on a lack of testosterone.

However, because of this, Ganondorf always ends up leagues stronger than any man or woman regardless of them being Gerudo or Hylian. I mean... so long as their name isn't Link...

It's partly because of this, that he's grown to have zero concept of Noblesse Oblige. (For an explanation as to what that is, go to my Duty of Nobility post.) One saying regarding such says that, "Whoever claims himself to be noble must conduct himself nobly." Another is, "noble ancestry constrains to honorable behavior; privilege entails responsibility." In other words, those in positions of power have a responsibility, obligations, to those who follow them, protection at the very least. Whether that be through generosity to those around them or what-have-you.

He'd need to be introduced to the idea slowly & in a way that he'd accept much like you need to do when adapting cats to each other's presence.

Something else, Kōme & Kotake never actually raised him with the intention of him being an actual king. Rather, his soul purpose in their eyes was to act as a catalyst for Hyrule's destruction. In this way, the Dorfs's rules were sabotaged from the very beginning.

Though, if he were to ever learn this, he'd become very angry & determined to prove to them that he was something more than a glorified attack dog for a demon that couldn't even do it himself.

Traumabound - Is almost always kidnapped after birth by Kōme & Kotake & raised in the use of black magic. They are never good mothers to him as they specifically go out of their way to raise him to be a power-hungry tyrant. In this way, he's groomed into becoming what he does.

He loves them, but they don't love him back. To them, he's a vessel for their master's hatred & little else. Though, they don't make this fact obvious to him. They actually have a relationship not dissimilar to Mother Gothel & Rapunzel in that they gaslight the eff outta him.

He is never really privy to these facts, so the betrayal will always strike deep. At the same time, it'll always make sense & will cause things to line up in his head in a depressing way & it'll always make him wonder how he'd never seen it before.

Also keep in mind that the witches that they were inspired by are very specifically the sort known for black magic &, as such, they are forever influenced by that Wicked Witch trope. Which, in many fairytales, are known to sacrifice children, torturing them & consuming their blood in order to live their long lives. This is likely part of what influenced the idea that witches eat children.

Gdorf will always initially be ill-at-ease with this idea, but will endeavor to do so to make his mothers happy. At the same time, he'll put it off as long as possible. The idea of it makes his heart sink into his stomach. In the mortal mind, there are definite degrees of evil & most people are going to be a heck of a lot more resistant to certain acts than others. So, things like what the Twinrova commit for the sake of power, it takes a very very broken person to do those things.

He'd had to sacrifice a child to Demise at 14 to obtain his black magic to begin with every time they raise him, but that was merely killing the poor kid & it'd still traumatized him for life in each life. Most Gdorfs can't even fathom how he'll manage to go from just killing to outright torture.

Like, it's one thing when it's an enemy or even a traitor, but a kid??

If he ever is no longer bothered by the idea, that's a hint that he's irredeemable. Rotten to the core & should be cut out like a cancer.

On the other hand, if his mothers are ever killed, yes, he'll mourn, but some part of him will feel relief unfold inside him.

It is actually the use of black magic that causes the trio to have that particular shade of pea soup baby barf complexion. Black magic literally leaves a physical mark upon the user. Specifically, the choice to use it. It is similar to how poisonous frogs have bright colors to warn others that they are dangerous.

Twinkle Toes - Is actually a fantastic dancer & secretly very much enjoys it, but most Dorfs try to keep that fact quiet. Dancing is actually a very traditional practice for the Gerudo. It's also one way in which they tell stories.

Though, the Dorfs will be much more ready to admit how much he enjoys it with the right partner. Especially if she also enjoys it.

Cultural Appreciation - If the Gerudo Gdorfs' non-Gerudo Darling goes out of her way to learn more about his culture, especially if she learns the Gerudo language & hides it until she's good enough to have full conversations with him to surprise him, he will always be deeply touched.

Even Pride, who is arguably the worst of the Ganondorfs, will soften by a good deal.

Some will gently tease & correct grammar, others would purr their approval, others still would visibly soften. It's just an all-around good way to get past his defenses.

Invasive Thoughts - Being the vessel of Demise's hatred comes with dark thoughts. The giant ass doesn't so much actually possess him as he makes the thoughts that he can use louder & the ones that would deter his grudge, quieter. This can also include invasive thoughts. Not how actual invasive thoughts are, because IRL invasive thoughts tend to reflect the thinker's deepest taboos. That's why they make you uncomfortable.

The insidious thing about Ganondorf's invasive thoughts is that they are specifically designed to tempt him. To make him worse & more destructive.

So, you could absolutely say that he has a literal shoulder devil, but that his shoulder angel has been gaged & locked in a trunk.

The curse also comes with a natural hunger for power & a lust for fighting.

These things, plus the influence of Kōme & Kotake as his mothers, are 2 parts of how he always becomes so bad in the first place. They intentionally teach him to indulge in his power-hungry instincts & to feed those thoughts.

In this way, yes, he is pigeonholed into his role as villain, but at the same time, the choices he made throughout his life? Were still all his own &, thus, he is still responsible for his own actions. Similar to how a drunk driver is still culpable for his actions despite having committed the offense under the influence of alcohol & was thus not thinking clearly at the time.

(This is how I cause the curse & Demise's hatred to be an ever-present influence upon his life while still giving Ganondorf free will.)

He is the truest incarnation of Demise's hatred via a death curse, but the thing is that a person is much more than just hatred. A human comes with all the emotions.

Not only that, but by his hatred being born in the form of a human being, that one tiny piece of the deity that Demise once was, has a chance. Especially when you take the Rin'ne into account.

However, it wasn't just his hatred. His soulmate tether came with it because Demise himself was no more & everyone has a soulmate, so the tether between Demise & his own soulmate went with the only surviving piece of him. His hatred.

King Alone - Initially doesn't ever intend to marry as that would mean sharing his power. As such, he instead has many concubines to attend to his needs.

However, this changes when he finds his Darling. At least, most of the time.

Self-Absorbed & Myopic - Only concerned with his own feelings, self-interests, & situations, specifically to the extent that other people & things go unnoticed, which leads to an unawareness of their views or needs. This causes him to have a sort of figurative myopia or shortsightedness when planning, meaning a lack of imagination, discernment or long-range perspective in thinking or planning.

Machismo vs Caballerismo - Tends to originally classify as misapplied Machismo, meaning aggressive & overly macho. Though, even when he is primarily misapplied Machismo, he is very much not chauvinistic or sexist due to how he grew up, except against weak women. He hates weak women. At the same time, he also isn't chivalrous either. However, real, genuine love & care tends to soften him & he begins to exhibit more correctly-applied Machismo (meaning to project the features of a man, specifically stoicism, strength, dominance, resilience, coolness, virility, ect), as well as Caballerismo tendencies (such as nurturing, being family-oriented, protectiveness, & chivalrous).

Said correctly-used Machismo will eventually become his new public disposition, thus becoming truly masculine.

However, his newly acquired Caballerismo tendencies will generally only come out around those he cares about.

Struggles With His Masculinity - Due to being raised by all women & no other men besides concubini (plural of concubinus; defined as male concubines) being allowed in, Gdorf really only had those very women's understanding of what being a man was & the concubini for examples.

It also doesn't really help that his mothers tend to encourage the more negative behaviors most commonly associated with men.

However, despite this less than ideal situation, he tends to be expected to be this pillar of masculinity for his community without much decent direction, which tends to put a lot of stress on him, especially in his early years. As such, his masculinity is actually pretty fragile & only gets marginally stronger with experience if he never gets better role models.

Even amongst his own race, he is always considered as "other" due to being a male & this results in him feeling extremely alienated as he is always forced to become innately aware of the fact that the Vaien (women) of his tribe tend to talk about & treat men as almost an entirely different, even alien, species.

He was also generally barred from visiting the more populated parts of the Gerudo settlements until after all the Vaivïn (girls, plural) below 18 had been lain down for bed. This way, none of the Vaivïn ever saw him, as per the Gerudo's custom.

However, this results in him never really interacting with other children his age, which results in him being ill-socialized. At least, until he himself had reached 18 as well, but the sudden introduction to peers without any experience with them tends to cause him to close off from them.

In this way, he doesn't really understand what being a man actually means. Though, he manages to hide the fact that he's been absolutely starved of positive male role models, potential father figures, & even male peers, rather well. However, when this fact does show itself, the reality & obviousness of it tends to be staggering; glaring even.

Generally, it just shows itself in little ways. Like not knowing how to shake hands with a firm grip properly while maintaining eye contact or how to be strong & firm, but also gentle at the same time. Or how to be competitive in a lighthearted & friendly way while not letting pride sour things. Or how to not take certain things to heart. How to be resilient in character & not just in body.

It also shows itself in how he feels the need to gain female attention. How he's become codependent of the women around him, specifically depending upon his mothers' approval in order to feel validated.

And when he realizes that his basically non-existent understanding of manhood has been made apparent to someone, he becomes embarrassed & ashamed, then aggressive.

Secretly Insecure - Hides it extremely well.

Flirty & Charming - Part of this is connected to being manipulative. He sees what he wants & will get it by whatever means necessary. Even if it means flirting with the enemy. Likes giving his beloved nicknames.

Even the straight Dorfs, if he senses that a male enemy can be manipulated in such a way, is more than willing to go that route even if he silently degrades them for their predilections.

Endearment Usage - Most Gdorfs are pretty frugal with handing out nicknames & endearments unless he legitimately cares about them.

Extremely Monogamic - The idea of cheating on someone he legit cares about would leave him shocked & aghast. This is due to the Gerudo just being an extremely romantically exclusive & monogamous people in regards to their hearts. Romance is considered something almost entirely separate from, yet still connected to, sex & the Gerudo, just as a people, are very cautious with their hearts. They also, as a culture, value fidelity.

Like, to the point where infidelity is considered a serious taboo. Even a crime punishable by death.

Dextrophile - Competancy is hot. Displays of talent or competency is an immediate headturner for him.

One of very few things that literally every Dorf has in common.

Cultural Anthropology Buff - Actually finds things like myths & legends, history, religion, & culture to be extremely interesting. Especially the study of how all these things impacts both the psychology of individuals within a culture & cultures as a whole. Though, how much he indulges in this fascination varies between Gdorfs. For instance, Greed was desperate for literature (having been taught by his mothers) due to his people being desert bandits, but for fear of his people seeing him as weak (for whatever reason; it's honestly a dumb worry, but fears can be irrational), he'd portray himself as only using the knowledge to further his tribe's success. Meanwhile, Envy indulges in the pastime frequently due to not having any reason not to.

Best Match - A strong, honest, capable woman who (quietly) demands respect, sees past all his crap, & doesn't believe his lies, while managing to be respectful at the same time, but also doesn't try to change or "reform" him. Holds him accountable & wont sugarcoat things. A woman who'll enforce rules & lines that she will not allow to be crossed between them if he wants their relationship to continue, but will also respect the boundaries that he puts in place. Who can counter all his attempts to control or manipulate her, whether consciously or subconsciously. Both humble, yet confident & proud in her own, not egotistical way. And, despite himself, he'd be deeply attracted to one with strong maternal instincts. Because some buried part of him desires a family who will love him unconditionally.

He'd be unprepared for someone so direct & unaffected by his tricks. Especially someone able to unbalance him. In this way, he would find himself charmed. These things will cause him to respect her in a way that he doesn't many others.

Which, respect is extremely important for him in any relationship. If he respects you, he is far less likely to betray you. It's even more important for a Darling to have his respect in lives where he's NPD or even just borderline NPD.

He also just very much likes 'em in one of 2 extremes: feisty badass & elegant, yet deceptively lethal badass.

Likes To See Her Angry - Thinks she looks gorgeous with that fire in her eyes. So, he very much enjoys teasing, picking on, & bickering with her.

He also just generally enjoys a good verbal duel of wits.

Wants To Be Romanced - Despite being the dominant sort, he actually really wants to be romanced. He'd legitimately melt inside if a woman tried to woo, romance, or court him. Especially if she does so using things she's learned about his interests.

Not Used To Genuineness - Most gifts he's been given throughout his lives were frivolous & superficial. Just extravagant things that look nice, but really serve no purpose. So, when given something that he truly likes or legitimately interests him or has meaning to him personally, he's both shocked & touched, but also confused. Something high-quality & handmade with care will especially make his heart flutter. It's the effort put in.

Love Language - Gift-giving & physical affection. Initially, most of his gifts will likewise be frivolous & extravagant, but the first time he gets a heartfelt gift from his Darling, he'll honestly feel outdone & will endeavor to improve his gift-giving skills. He wants her to feel every bit as touched by his gifts as he is touched by hers.

Another important one for him is time spent together, though.

Touch Starved - Is initially uncomfortable & unused to positive non-sexual physical affection, but upon getting used to it, begins to crave it like air. Loves having his hair touched or pulled or brushed or his scalp massaged or scratched.

Also, bathing each other is actually an important Gerudo bonding experience for married couples. For Gdorf, it's a very vulnerable & tender time. Is initially defensive & guarded when first doing so with his wife, but will gently unfurl his grip around his heart over time & bare it to her willingly.

He's actually a very warm & tender lover with his beloved wife. Is also a natural romantic at heart, but tries to keep this fact hidden & deeply buried. Loves it when his lover & him brush each other's hair. It's incredibly intimate to him as he takes his overall appearance very seriously. Will even let a Darling with hair-styling skills style his hair.

Actually really loves his hair or head being touched, though he won't allow it unless he trusts her. But when he does & the trust is 100%, massage his head & he may just drift off to sleep in his lover's arms.

Casual Physical Affection - When near his lover & the 2 are close, he naturally draws close to her & rests his hand on her hip or shoulder or lower back. Sometimes even just bumping his hip against hers. Enjoys tilting her chin up as he dips his head down to capture her lips in a sweet kiss.

Cuddle-Bug - Craves closeness. Often wraps his arms around his lover & even curls around her protectively in his sleep. Face pressed into her neck, shoulder, or hair. Sometimes drools in his sleep. Snores, but quietly. Occasionally snorts, but not often.

Loves Kisses & Casual Affection - He often leans down to kiss his lover & thinks that her standing on her toes to meet his lips is absolutely adorable. Will also pick her up by her waist or hold her under the ass or bridal style to do so.

Reciprocal Ownership - Initially, he is the type to want to own people, yet not be owned himself. Until he falls in love. At which point, he takes great pride in being claimed or in any way acknowledged as being hers.

Wears her marks with pride.

Often uses "my" to refer to her & might become inwardly flustered initially if she refers to him in the same way.

Breast Man - Don't get him wrong. He enjoys flared hips, a plump ass, & shapely legs too & will never say no to them, but he just can't help how much he loves a soft, pillowy bust. Not even just sexually either.

Sometimes when he's overwhelmed, stressed, or just frustrated, he likes to hold his Darling around the waist & rest his head on her chest with her in his lap & drown everything out.

Part of it has to do with hearing her heartbeat, which helps to ground him in the moment with another part just being the smell of her skin. Not to mention the feel of her skin surrounding him. He most especially loves the smell when she's pregnant or still breastfeeding. The scent of milk & motherhood, along with her natural smell, is quite soothing. Add to that the feel of her warmth & her closeness & it's something that he finds very comforting.

Especially appreciates it if she begins to pet his head, run her fingers through his hair, or sing quietly to him. It very much relaxes him & may just end up causing him to fall asleep buried in her bosom.

He typically doesn't even mind if she starts talking to him about her day. It's nice to listen to her chatter because it can help to distract him from his own stressors. Though, if he's feeling particularly overstimulated & isn’t in the right state of mind for talk, he'll grunt or grumble or lightly nip (without any real bite) at her skin to showcase his displeasure. I also think that he'd be particularly appreciative of a Darling who notices & acquiesces.

Part of it also has to do with a general fascination because not many Gerudo Vaien have large busts. A shapely lower-half, absolutely, but not very busty.

Now, there's definitely lust to his attraction to breasts, I'm just saying that there's more to it than that is all.

Phantom Ganon - All but 2 Dorfs have a PG. Most work similarly to a mix of the Sage Avatars from TotK, but if they were instilled with a modicum of their template's personality; if more phlegmatic & innately obedient by design. Most don't talk. So, somewhere between the Sage Avatars & the Kage Bushin from Naruto.

If a Dorf cares about his Darling, then due to being an echo of his spirit, their PG will also hold similar affections for her. That is, despite the PG's stoicism. As such, they will actually show her attention & care more readily than their Dorf.

Deeply Touched When Accepted - His Beast Form specifically. It's just something that he doesn't expect. Yes, his Beast Form is a symbol of power, but it's also a symbol of inhumanity.

Typically, he ranges from indifference regarding how people react to it to delighting in people's fear of it.

But that's when he doesn't care about them. If it's his Darling, he's suddenly terrified of her reaction.

Even in the case of Pride, who likely wouldn’t let this fact show, he would be deeply hurt if the object of his affections were to react with fear towards his Beast Form. Though, he wouldn’t hesitate to use their fear to his advantage either. Not to mention, he’d begin to show that hurt in the form of anger. And while he’d convince himself that he didn’t care, it would bother him. Like, a lot.

For his other iterations, many would also try to hide his hurt, but that pain would show much more readily.

On the other hand, for the Dorfs who are in a more honest & open relationship with his Beloved, for her to accept him, even hesitantly, would touch him deeply. Her reassurance would melt his heart & he’d find himself clinging to her as he tries to hide the fact that his eyes were misting.

Even simply not being afraid of him in that form would honestly stun him. Boldly staring him in the eye unwaveringly, even defiantly, would boggle his mind, but would also impress him greatly & there would be honest relief.

The one most legitimately unaffected by these things would be Sloth.

Actually Really Wants Kids - Like, most Gdorfs don't even know this about themselves, but upon seeing his Darling interact with children in a motherly fashion, it shifts something inside him. And then there's this longing in his heart for something he'd never thought of having before. And when that baby is in his arms & he's looking down at their tiny face, not just his perspective, but the entire world seems to shift. All his goals & aspirations are now changed or altered or even outright abandoned, all to include & preserve this tiny, fragile light in his arms that he suddenly knows without a shadow of a doubt, he'd protect with his dying breath. Sees his children as the greatest gifts he's ever gotten.

The amount each one wants tends to vary, but he generally wants at least 4. However, in most cases, ideally, he'd actually prefer more. Lust, Pride, & Gluttony especially just seem to want to reenact "Cheaper By the Dozen." So, whoever they end up with better be prepared.

Now, Lust & Gluttony's desire comes more from a place of love, but Pride's would really only show up if Darling happened to be a Heroine or a Princess. There's just something about the idea of turning the one who'd been destined to kill him into his personal breeding sow by which to bring his heirs into the world, that would really get him going.

Though, he'd make some excuse about needing to rebuild the Gerudo race. Which may be a tiny factor for him, but is definitely not the actual reason. He's just a cruel bastard who likes to humiliate his enemies.

He's also liable to hold the fact that she was giving him a personal army who would be faultlessly loyal to him over her head.

When his Darling is pregnant, the Dorfs might get a bit annoying with how protective he gets.

Like, he worries over every little thing. Won't let her pick up heavy things. He'll carry her upstairs. Imagine him as a very large, very concerned but doting bee that hovers around her head.

He might also get a bit flummoxed over her cravings & moodswings.

Greed especially seems like he'd be a bit of a hothead, so I see them bickering a bit more during that time.

But I do think that he'd calm down after she gives birth.

However, I also think that he'd initially be a bit scared to hold his child. His mothers raised him as a tyrant, a destroyer. So, he's not sure that he knows how to be as gentle as a baby needs.

It's one of the few things he'd be really insecure about.

He's never had a need for such gentleness before, but now he'd understand how important it can be.

Surrender Isn't An Option - Much like one of the Bushido codes of conduct, he regards surrender as cowardly. Those who do, lose their honor, dignity, & self-respect in his eyes. In his eyes, those who surrender become less than human & allows him clearance to do whatever he wishes to them. (Of course, he always does as such, but if someone surrenders, his treatment of them tends to become even more sadistic.)

Even Villains Have Loved Ones - Regardless of whether his Darling is a villain like him or a heroine or neutral or just a regular homemaker, when he loves someone, he shows it one way or another. And regardless of how he raises his kids, he'll really & truly love them no matter what & is always determined to be a part of their lives even if their mother was only a one-night-stand.

However, love doesn't just fix everything & sometimes, in some lifetimes, he'll wonder if perhaps it would've been better to be an absentee; if not for him, then for them. It depends on the iteration really.

Villainous Parental Instincts & Papa Wolf - Would absolutely kill & maim or commit outright genocide for his kids. They are so very important to him, no matter the iteration. In no way, is it a duty to him. It is a privilege.

Constructive Destruction - I believe that learning to sculpt would actually be very good for him, mentally. Because learning how to break things in a constructive manner to make something beautiful could help him to see power differently.

FS (Sloth) Specifically:

Don't know much about him. I'll have to play the game or watch a playthrough to get a better idea.

Only Non-Gerudo - The first Sheikah defect. Kōme & Kotake's old mentor & father (not that they were made aware of this fact before his death), whom all other Dorfs are named after. Lived around 380 years before OoT. He was a true follower of Demise & they named the vessel of Demise's hatred after him in his honor. Possibly the only person they ever loved or respected.

The Best Liar - Which is saying something.

Most Manipulative - Again, woof.

Just Innately Snake-Like - Seriously, this man is slimy.

Most Cowardly - Not much to say here.

Treacherous & A Terrible Boss - He is just LoZ's Shang Tsun. Like, not even borderline. He IS. So conniving!

Most Magically Inclined - Yes, even more so than Greed.

Will Avoid Fighting Personally - He knows that he's a squishy wizard & will exploit meat shields.

The Most Likely To Use Minions To Do His Dirty Work - Seriously.

CoH (Ambition) Specifically:

Didn't really show up much in CoH. We really only get him playing the organ & talking.

Between 8 & 15 years old.

Something that I think is very important despite not really being pertinent to Ambition, is that I believe that when Octavo went into the future, I think that he specifically went to the Downfall Timeline just after Time is killed by Ganon. To me, Octavo softened him up a little bit, then Rhythm, Harmony, & Cadence brought it home. And them killing Ganon was vital to the Sages being able to seal away his essence. If not for them, then the Sages would've failed.

Something else of import, at least for my personal hc of him, is that he is the illegitimate son of the previous Gerudo Chief, Lōkhïna Drāgamīr, & the then Crown Prince of Hyrule, Benjor Raurusen Hyrule.

Note that Benjor had suggested marriage & wanted to be part of his child's life, but Lōkhïna, evidently, wasn't ready for such a commitment & ran back to the desert. Benjor wrote to her often beseeching to be able to see his daughter. Finally, Lōkhïna told him that he could meet her once & even write to her & send gifts, but after that, until she’s reached the age of 18, she would be barred from seeing any man.

Benjor was, understandably, furious with the prospect & very nearly declaired war, but realized that if he ever hoped for peace between their races, he'd need to respect their customs even if he didn't understand or agree with them. So, this was likely the best he was going to get & accepted. However, on February 12, a son was born instead & Lōkhïna died in childbirth, leaving only Kōme & Kotake to care for the boy.

When Benjor demanded to see them as was agreed upon, Kōme & Kotake denied him the right, informing him that the Chief had died in childbirth & that “no new sisters had been added to the Gerudo’s ranks.” Which Benjor took to mean that his daughter was stillborn & he was devastated.

Due to the relationship with Lōkhïna falling through, King Rauru Hyrule was forced to find a woman to marry his son, which didn’t occur until after Octavo’s attempt. Due to Grand Duchess Zelda Harmonia Hyrule, Benjor’s second cousin, who had recently been shown to bear Hylia’s light, there was quite a lot of pressure on Rauru to put her on the throne.

The reason being that Rauru had no female heirs & Hyrule, by nature, is a matrilineal monarch. So, the 2 were betrothed & from their union came Zelda Cadenza Hyrule, or Lullaby, named in honor of the friend that Harmony (CoH's Zelda) & Tempo (CoH’s Link) made during the Hero of Music's adventure.

As such, OoT Ganondorf & Zelda are actually half-siblings.

And, since Benjor was also a descendant of Hylia, this means that Ambition (& through him, Greed, Pride, & Envy) technically has a degree of right to the throne, though not as much of one as Lullaby.

In fact, he would rightfully be given the title of Grand Duke of Hyrule.

Name - Gánōendōrfè Gáqàrkhrin Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. This is his true name as his mother died in childbirth before she could name him. Qàr meaning "dark" due to him being born at night.

Studious - Has deep interest in reading & learning.

Determined - When paired with his perfectionism, he can sometimes have tunnel vision.

Desperate For Approval - Especially from his mothers. This sort of goes hand-in-hand with his determination.

Brat - Like, he can be such a snarky little asshole.

Snobbish - I mean, he's basically the Gerudo's god-king of prophecy. I'd be surprised if he wasn't.

Dismissive - He has things to do. Leave him alone.

Behaviorally Mature - This is primarily due to the expectations placed upon him from an early age.

Tsundere - Wants a genuine connection, but denies it. The reason being that his mothers, & thus he himself, have convinced him that he doesn't need anyone beyond Kōme & Kotake. As such, when he has a genuine crush on a girl, he tends to come off as abrasive & a jerk.

- A Pigtail Puller (Likes To See Her Angry) - When he crushes on a girl, he's prone to teasing & bullying. He'll also argue with her. (He actually used to have a crush on Nabooru.)

Thinks the girl he likes looks really pretty with that fire of anger in her eyes. So, he very much enjoys teasing, picking on, & bickering with her.

He also just generally enjoys a good verbal duel of wits.

Ambition will eventually come to learn that she looks just as pretty when flustered, which results in him looking for ways to get the reaction out of her.

Yet, despite all this, he's actually pretty easy to fluster, too. Though, for him, it tends to come from her being nice to him, which he has no idea how to respond to. And while he can definitely be mean, it very much doesn't come from a place of dislike. Ambition likes this girl & thinks she's cool & pretty & nice, but he's all mixed up inside. On the one hand, he wants to be her friend & play with her, but on the other, he has to be tough so his Vàman don't lecture him.

And if she asks him to be his friend, he'll initially behave rudely, but will seem to wilt before turning back to her with a surprisingly uncertain, but hopeful expression. He'll fidget a bit before asking if she meant it. If she replies in the affirmative, he'll practically light up like the sun before valiantly dimming it back & replying with something like, "w-well, if you're really all that lonely, then I guess I could hang out with you sometimes... maybe..."

And, ohohoho! If she hugs him for it, he might just turn into a tomato & get a bit loud & mean for a bit, but it'd honestly mean the world to him even if he doesn't know it.

However, it will definitely take some time for him to realize that he's crushing on her.

Possessive & Clingy Yandere - But in a platonic or pg romantic way as he's still very young. As such, it still comes across as cute rather than worrying. Will openly & directly tell someone that his fixation will be his queen with the most adorable, serious expression on his face.

Like, little man has decided. This is what's happening.

Never Taught To Share - Kōme & Kotake are just very bad mothers.

Tantrums - Still has issues with losing his temper, but he makes sure to never do so around his mothers.

Actually Desperately Lonely - But he actually doesn't even realize it himself. And growing up the only boy in a society of all girls with no other males to relate to... well, it's confusing.

It's also resulted in him becoming isolated & othered as well as placed upon a pedestal.

Gets Attached To Those He Likes, Respects, or Thinks Cool - Again. Not a lot of friends, but he'll cling like a barnacle to what ones he does have.

As such, if the girl he likes is persistent enough despite his outward abrasiveness, he'll honestly greatly appreciate any offer made to be his friend.

Initially, he'll scoff & turn away blushing, before fidgeting a bit & turning back with an oddly hopeful, but hesitant expression & ask, "really?" In a strangely small voice.

If she confirms, then the smile that will light up his face will be blinding. However, it's immediately dimmed as he tsks, quietly looking around in fear, then seems to contemplate something before whispering "w-well, if you're really all that lonely, then I guess I could hang out with you sometimes... maybe…" While blushing.

He'll still be a bit of a jerk, but he'll also become fiercely protective & possessive of her & will do a lot of nice things for her when no one's looking. Even if he does try to make it all seem like he's just doing her a favor & makes it seem like he's being put out by it.

However, he does everything in his power to make sure that his mothers never learn of their friendship. And if they ever learn of the pair's association, he'll immediately insist that she has potential to be a very powerful pawn as well as a loyal follower. And what better way to bring out such loyalty, then by pretending to be her friend? (Which, he'd been planning the conversation for a good while by this point, but somehow, insinuating that their friendship was fake even if he did not actually say that it was, still made him feel dirty inside.)

Unfortunately, the Twinrova are a pair of Wicked Witches & manipulation is their bread & butter. So, even if he was doing a good job at deceiving them, they are innately predisposed to distrusting a person's words. So, if Ambition wishes to keep his new friend, then they'll have to be more careful.

At the same time, I get the feeling that if he thinks the old women are cottoning onto his diversions too much, he's liable to break their friendship if only to protect his friend.

Doesn't Really Know How To Play - Tends to play alone, but his mothers have taken to discouraging play, so he's begun to distance himself from such things. He's also never really played with other kids as the Vàman (mothers, plural) of the tribe tend to keep their Vaivïn away from him in fear of them acting up around him & displeasing him.

Under A Lot of Expectation & Pressure - As a result, he's become pretty reserved. (Read: emotionally constipated.)

Sometimes Secretly Wishes He Was A Vai - Not in the trans way though. He just... he realizes that if he weren't a boy, he'd likely have less pressure & expectations placed upon him to be king.

But then he realizes that if that were the case, then he'd have to wear Vai clothes & other gross stuff like makeup & decides that he's fine as is. He really didn't like it when the Yaidjan tried to dress him up that one time. It felt weird.

Very Possessive - Both of people he genuinely cares about & of things he actually likes. In terms of things, this tends to include music sheets, his horse, & books, especially books revolving around cultural anthropology, mythology, & magical practice.

Prone To Jealousy - Yet, he also tends to keep it to himself. However, that causes it to simmer until it boils over.

Catty Bitch - But he tends to say it behind people's backs or grumble it under his breath.

Cocky - Youthful overconfidence.

Prone To Boasting - Self-explanatory.

Adorably Easy to Fluster - :3 Like, he seriously hates how red his face gets.

Audiophile - Very much loves music. Also has an ear & talent for it. As well as the dedication & discipline to back it up. Also seems to be curious & intrigued by the power that can be found in music.

Craves Love & Affection - But not as much as Lust or Gluttony.

Deeply Traumatized - It was only recently that Kōme & Kotake had him kill some poor kid from Hyrule to obtain black magic from their master. He doesn’t even know the entity’s name, but he is not coping well. Suffers from nightmares & insomnia as a result. Ever since then, he’s begun to have odd thoughts.

Refuses to let anyone see him cry. Especially his mothers as they… they don’t tend to react well… Doesn’t realize that the way he’s treated isn’t normal.

OoT (Greed) Specifically:

I generally classify Greed as 18-21 at the beginning of OoT & 25-28 at the end. This is partly due to the headcanon that in Gerudo culture, a Voe cuts his hair when he reaches the age of 18. The length of his hair after that represents the years that he's been a man. For a king, this happens at the moment of his coronation & thus, his hair's length also represents the years he's been king.

As such, I think that he only became king recently. Then, 7 years later, his hair is longer.

Also important, all that was said of Ambition also largely counts for Greed, seeing as he's Ambition, but older.

Name - Gánōendōrfè Gáqàrkhrin Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. This is his true name as his mother died in childbirth before she could name him. Qàr meaning "dark" due to him being born at night.

Wish - Upon gaining the full Triforce after killing Time, he made a wish to conquer Hyrule.

Tsundere - Wants a genuine connection, but denies it. It isn't that he thinks he doesn't deserve it; in fact, there isn't much that he believes he doesn't deserve. However, his mothers, & thus he himself, have convinced him that he doesn't need one beyond Kōme & Kotake. As such, when he has a genuine crush on a woman, he tends to come off as abrasive & a jerk.

Oddly, if he realizes he likes her like that, he'll start to switch back & forth between being a bit of a bully & surprisingly flirty. Though, he isn't very good at being flirted with, especially when it's someone he likes & she's earnest about it. In this way, he's only gotten better at hiding how flustered he gets.

Amazon Chaser - LOVES strong women. If a woman can kick his ass, instant heart-eyes! Despite being a tsundere, he will quietly crush on her afterwards.

Though, being beaten all-the-time would just make him angry & his insecurity swell. It only needs to be once.

However, it's Gerudo custom that if a ruler is beaten by a member of the opposite sex (so long as they are the relatively same age), they are to be the ruler's spouse. In the old days, the Gerudo ruler was expected to make that happen by whatever means necessary. (This tradition also holds true for the common Gerudo, though to a lesser degree.)

In many ways, as soon as she knocks him on his ass, he mentally begins referring her as his wife or his queen.

Phantom Ganon - This is the PG that is most readily different from his Dorf. The reason being, that he’s canonically a spirit (My HC: He was originally Greed’s Lorulean counterpart) whom Greed twisted to suit his own purposes.

He’s mute due to his lips being sewn shut. His spirit is almost entirely broken & is unequivocally submissive because of it. He has a lot of abuse victim traits practically flashing around him like neon signs.

My HC Only: Also due to the fact that Loruleans possess the same soul, similar dna, & even live somewhat paralleling or mirroring or, in extreme cases, polarized, lives to their Hyrulean counterparts, this PG will naturally be more likely to become attracted to & attached to someone who’s managed to catch Greed’s eye.

Though, PG will actually showcase his yandere tendencies much more readily, he tends to take on more of a submissive yandere behavior than Greed. Part of this is due to the torture & brainwashing, but another part of it is because of that mirroring effect mentioned above.

Most Dorfs are naturally going to be predisposed to being more dominant yanderes. Their Lorulean counterparts, however, tend to be more shy, which results in a certain level of simpage & submissive yandere attributes.

If given the chance to protect Greed's Darling, he'll quickly begin to burn for her as he watches her. Her interacting with him &, especially, being kind & considerate of him will very much speed up the process.

Though the sutures prevent speech, he has managed to learn sign.

If Darling attempts to remove the stitching, he'll immediately step backwards in abject horror. The most that he’s reacted to anything. Though, whether it’s due to a sense of blaring self-preservation or a fear that doing so may cause Greed to be upset with her is unknown even to himself.

And, regardless of whether the Dorf would or not, PG would be terrified of Greed bringing the same fate he’d experienced upon Darling. This may result in either disassociation or a genuine panic attack.

However, slowly over time, he’d begin to show more of himself to her.

Very Possessive - Both of people he genuinely cares about & of things he actually likes. In terms of things, this tends to include music sheets, his horse, & books, especially books revolving around cultural anthropology, mythology, & magical practice.

Secretly Perverted - Can range from flirty to downright lecherous (but not chauvinistic), however he tries to keep this fact a secret, which results in him being tsundere. Will sometimes stalk his Darling & is prone to apodyopsis through the eyes. Can also be quite the tease.

Feels Slighted & Is DEEPLY Insecure About It - The first time Greed entered the Sacred Realm, he believed that all of his dreams were about to become a reality…

Only to be forced to watch as the Triforce broke into pieces before his very eyes, only the Triforce of Power remaining with him.

Before that moment, he believed himself above all & the only one truly worthy of ruling. Because that is what he'd always been told. But this flew in the face of everything he'd ever known. It was as though the very gods themselves had judged him less than.

Because of this, his pride has been irreversibly wounded &, like anyone with major pride issues, Greed swore to prove them wrong. This was the start to Greed's mental spiral.

Because of this event, he began to feel the need to correct any perceived slight against him that came his way.

Catty Bitch - But he tends to say it behind people's backs or grumble it under his breath.

Manipulative & Eliminating Yandere - Gets very jealous & even kinda needy. Wants to be the center of his Darling's attentions & will do damn near whatever it takes to do so. Will take out anyone he thinks might be trying to take his Darling from him.

Cocky - Youthful overconfidence.

Audiophile - Loves music. Very much has an ear & talent for music. As well as the dedication & discipline to back it up.

He's also very likely to use the scant amount of acoustomagy that he knows to get what he wants. Though, the majority of his music spells tend to be Charm or Enchantment based.

Such as using music to cast something like the Friends or Suggestion spells from DnD.

At the same time, they work best when performed subtly, especially if there's already a certain degree of amiability between himself & the target as it allows the magic to latch onto something concrete.

In the case of using one on a Darling, I can definitely see Greed singing “Music of the Night” as done by Ramin Karimloo while playing the organ. Which, BTW, I think he'd have a naturally operatic voice.

However, the way this specific type of spell works is that it latches onto pre-existing feelings of attraction & bolsters them. But if the target is already fully & genuinely in love with the caster, then the spell doesn't take hold at all. The reason being that real, genuine love is far, & above, much stronger than synthetically induced attraction.

Those under this spell are compelled to be obedient to the caster & are much more likely to accept said caster's advances. They are also far, far more likely to believe anything the caster says. It also induces an eagerness to please.

The most effective, yet unpredictable, way of breaking this particular enchantment is through heartbreak. Especially if the target is particularly monogamous. It could be by her learning that Greed has placed a love spell upon her, that he's only using her, that he sees her as little more than a pawn, (though, these have to be from his own lips), or even just seeing him in the loving embrace of another.

And yes, Lust very much is jealous of this ability.

The Family That Slays Together - The sort who is more likely to raise his children to be as much of a villain as he is. This being because he doesn't really know any other way without a good influence in his life. At the same time, he'd grow to regret it due to genuinely loving his children & wishing that he'd set a better example.

TP (Pride) Specifically:

Remember that this is the Child Timeline where he was ratted out by a pair of children & was discovered to be treacherous.

However, I tend to believe that the Hyrule King didn't initially believe Link or Zelda &, instead, sent Impa to investigate in an attempt to assuage his daughter's paranoia & prove that her & her new friend were just worrying over nothing.

He didn't expect for Impa to actually turn up evidence of a legitimate coup.

Which, keep in mind that unless Zelda specifically sent Link back to before he even woke up in his treehouse, then at the very least, Greed had still sent Ghoma to infest the Deku Tree, which resulted in him dying.

And depending on whether or not the same is true of his attempts to attain the other Spiritual Stones, then there'd be eyewitness testimony to Greed's treachery. Hell, Darunia himself said that Ganondorf told him to "give me the Spiritual Stone! Only then will I open the cave for you!" And, keep in mind that, according to Darunia, the king is his Sworn Brother. So, even though I don't think that the king would believe a couple of kids, he'd likely believe the word of his own friend. Which, all Link would have to do would be to tell the king to "ask Darunia." And, bringing up Ruto could also help, because even though she too was a child, the fact that yet someone else was insisting that Greed was after their Spiritual Stone, would only further cement his suspicions. Hell, the mere fact that Link has the Kokiri Emerald should at least raise a couple of red flags!

And the fact that Greed was specifically after the Spiritual Stones, the keys to accessing a holy relic of the country that he was supposedly trying to form some sort of alliance with, would raise some freaking alarm bells, I'd think!

As a result, the king likely kept the fact that the investigation was prompted by a couple of children quiet as not only would it reflect badly upon the Royal Family for not having investigated until then, but it'd paint a target on both the kids' backs.

As such, no one, not even Pride, actually knows that it was the children that snitched on him. He knows that the princess didn't like him & he assumes that the boy in green was simply one of her little friends, but thinking that it was them would most likely be a bit of a logical leap for Pride regardless of whether it was true or not. Part of the reason that he betrayed Zant is due to the mistaken belief that someone close to him betrayed him. As a result, he became extremely paranoid of those working under him.

Anyway, after Greed began to suspect that the jig was up, he escaped before he could be caught. This resulted in a 7 year long war (which is why Pride has longer hair during the execution scene). At the end of those, Link defeated him in battle & took him to face his crimes.

After Greed was sealed in the Twilight Realm, his ardent Gerudo followers (excluding Kōme & Kotake) were all executed while the rest were banished. (Which leads into Gluttony.)

However, he actually isn't aware that the rest of the Gerudo were banished & legitimately believes that they were all killed & thus he is the only Gerudo left. And the state of the once Spirit Temple does not help in any way.

So, despite having not truly cared for them, he's still extremely angry about the believed genocide.

Name - Gánōendōrfè Gáqàrkhrin Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. This is his true name as his mother died in childbirth before she could name him. Qàr meaning "dark" due to him being born at night.

Wish - He had been Greed before, so it's easy to assume that his wish at some point had also been Greed's. Meaning “conquer Hyrule.” However, it is unknown as to whether that wish has changed or if it hasn't, then if the wording would've changed based on the fact that he was more cunning, calculating, & manipulative than he had been as Greed.

Would He Kill Kids - Yes, but Pride has far fewer caveats to it than other Gdorfs. In a lot of ways, I see Pride as Gdorf at his worst. He just no longer really cares. Like, he still doesn't enjoy it, but he cares much less.

Much like with a lot else, he'd obviously change depending on whether he's still in charge or has been utterly defeated to the point of humility.

Isolating & Eliminating Yandere - Due to having been just sort of given the Triforce of Power even though he hadn't gotten it himself in this timeline, he's gotten a huge ego boost & doesn't take rejection well. This results in him being affirmed of his "Mandate of Heaven" ideals & believing that he's the chosen of Din & that she selected him to conquer not just Hyrule, but the world.

Much like all Gdorfs, he's also very selfish & greedy, wanting his Darling all to himself. It's just to the extreme here. Insanely possessive & jealous. Will punish his Darling physically if he believes she's defied him in any way. Seeks to isolate her from those around her. I can't reiterate more how extremely possessive & jealous this man is. As such, he'll have anyone he views as a threat to his relationship with her, eliminated.

And, in his sadism, if he believes this individual to be someone Darling cares about, he's not opposed to making their death a spectacle.

The Ganondorf most likely to imprison his Beloved in a tower & rape her at his leisure.

Audiophile - Loves music. Very much has an ear & talent for music. As well as the dedication & discipline to back it up. Though, he hasn't had the chance to play in a while.

He's also very likely to use the scant amount of acoustomagy that he knows to get what he wants. Though, the majority of his music spells tend to be Charm or Enchantment based.

Such as using music to cast something like the Friends or Suggestion spells from DnD.

At the same time, they work best when performed subtly, especially if there's already a certain degree of amiability between himself & the target as it allows the magic to latch onto something concrete.

In the case of using one on a Darling, I can definitely see Pride singing “Music of the Night” as done by Ramin Karimloo while playing the organ. Which, BTW, I think he'd have a naturally operatic voice.

However, the way this specific type of spell works is that it latches onto pre-existing feelings of attraction & bolsters them. But if the target is already fully & genuinely in love with the caster, then the spell doesn't take hold at all. The reason being that real, genuine love is far, & above, much stronger than synthetically induced attraction.

Those under this spell are compelled to be obedient to the caster & are much more likely to accept said caster's advances. They are also far, far more likely to believe anything the caster says. It also induces an eagerness to please.

The most effective, yet unpredictable, way of breaking this particular enchantment is through heartbreak. Especially if the target is particularly monogamous. It could be by her learning that Pride has placed a love spell upon her, that he's only using her, that he sees her as little more than a pawn, (though, these have to be from his own lips), or even just seeing him in the loving embrace of another.

And yes, Lust very much is jealous of this ability.

Social Darwinist - As much of one as Wrath, but the worst part is that by being just given the ToP, he'd basically been assured of his own perceived "right" to dominate Hyrule.

Perverted - Not even secretly at this point. Just downright lecherous to the point of chauvinism & doesn't even try to hide it. Will sometimes stalk his Darling & is prone to apodyopsis via the eyes. Makes some downright obscene comments sometimes.

Can honestly be very lewd & crass.

Objectifier - Especially if she's Hylian or Sheikah/Yiga. In such situations, it even takes on a feeling of racial fetishization. Takes simple joy in humiliating her.

Most likely to dress her up all pretty & parade her around as a sort of living trophy.

Endearment User - However, he tends to do so in objectifying, possessive, or mocking ways.

Will often refer to a woman that he's made into a concubine as Bensinï, Benzenï, Kinzanï, all meaning "my treasure." Vesginï to mean "my jewel." Hiahxàlnï, meaning "my prize." Làbanï, translating to "my toy/plaything." Ghànjnï, "my pet." Morizī, "pretty one."

Or, in the case of Darling being a Hylian or Sheikah, he will regularly use Bensïrénï, which refers to the spoils of war or thievery, thereby giving it a meaning similar to "my trophy." Will also use Bīvt’vuré, Kāvjih’vuré, & Kàx’vuré, which mean “chained bird,” “bound bird,” & “caged bird” respectively. Will switch between the possessive use of -nï & the prefix yà- to mean “little or small,” sometimes also adding mori for “pretty” as well. The use of these specific vuré endearments are almost entirely used by slave owners in reference to or when addressing their sex slaves.

And, surprisingly, Tzhamdnï, translating to "my sheath." Which, is an innately sexually charges endearment by nature, however if this was said in privacy, whispered in the ear, or even just said with affection, then it takes on a very sweet & wholesome meaning. As it can mean something similar to Baynï or Amïnq'tonï, which mean "my home" or "my sanctuary or safe place" respectively. Though, while whispering can still have that sort of feel, the act of making it secretive, will cause the endearment to be edged with seduction or promise.

However, because this Gdorf calls her such out loud regardless of someone being present, with an abundance of smugness, & very little tenderness. It actually causes it to take on the more euphemistic meaning due to Tzhamd also being frequently used to refer to a woman's cooch. Specifically without the more tender meanings, because the 2 sides can be utilized at once. As such, his use of it would be considered outrageously lewd, very bold, & even just downright shameless to a Gerudo listener. Not to mention quite humiliating to the individual in question.

Catty Bitch - Very in-your-face about it too. Unlike Greed, he doesn't say it behind a person's back. He'll say it to your face.

NEVER Intends To Marry - He's just become the sort who doesn't believe that anyone is worthy of him. He also refuses to share his power, so even if by some miracle he did marry, he's most likely to take up the old Hyrulean custom of having his wife become the princess-consort instead.

God Complex - Like, holy shit. If he were to say that his shit smelled like roses, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. I wouldn't believe him, but it would not be a shocker that he made such a declaration & I may even wonder if he actually believed it himself. Like, it isn't even borderline anymore, he just outright has Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Though, what concerns me the most about his delusion, is the fact that he actually chose that hairstyle of his. I don't care what anyone says about them being "dreadlocks," those are granny rollers!

Just Generally A Bad Guy - Self-explanatory.

The Family That Slays Together - The sort who is more likely to raise his children to be as much of a villain as he is. This being because he doesn't really know any other way without a good influence in his life. Pride, though, would be proud of his children following in his footsteps & would only experience regret for it in the dead of night as he stares up into the darkness & wonders how he failed them.

WW (Envy) Specifically:

This is the Adult Timeline, which means he experienced being at the top & nearly achieving his goals (even being King of Hyrule for a period of 7 years) before being toppled like a stack of dominoes. This humbled him to a degree & has had a strong effect on him.

Envy keeps his hair short due to perceiving himself as having failed as both a king & a man, thus he doesn't really see himself as a true man, let alone a true king, anymore.

Don't get me wrong, I don't actually think that Greed really cared about his people as much as some assume. Because if he had, then why were the Gerudo still all living in the desert? Why did he have them brainwashed? In this way, I think that he keeps his hair that short mostly due to failing himself & his own lofty ambitions.

As such, if Envy does feel guilty for having failed them, then it isn't for as selfless of a reason as some like to portray it being.

It's possible that he is genuinely regretful, but the likelihood of it only being because of his own personal failure, is actually very high.

Name - Gánōendōrfè Gáqàrkhrin Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. This is his true name as his mother died in childbirth before she could name him. Qàr meaning "dark" due to him being born at night.

Wish - “To restore Hyrule to its former glory” or “remove the magical waters that seal Hyrule away.” - Much like Pride, Envy was once Greed as well &, in fact, had actually been the version of Greed that made the wish due to Envy being a result of the Adult Timeline, whereas Greed makes his wish to conquer Hyrule in the Downfall Timeline, which itself, split off from the Adult Timeline when Greed killed Time. Envy, however, is the result of Time winning that same fight. As such, his wish had actually been to “conquer Hyrule” at that time. However, it's obvious that his wish had changed since then. While it is obvious that he still wished to rule over the Hyrule of the past, he also wanted Hyrule restored. However, due to the seemingly acephallus nature of the Great Sea's islands, it's unlikely that he would've even needed to wish to conquer Hyrule at all, as the islands have seemingly no organized military or defense other than militia. And even then, the only ones besides Wind & Tetra who seemed to showcase any knowledge of fighting, was Orca. (However, just because we didn't see it, doesn't mean that no one did.) Because of this, it wouldn't been fairly easy to assert himself as their new ruler once he's dealt with the Hero, Princess, & sealed King.

Soft, But Manipulative & Unassuming Yandere (Borderline Sane) - Having been humbled so, he tends to have a stronger hold on his yandere tendencies. As such, he is more subtle in his machinations. "Soft" means that he'll often regret or feel guilty over the bad things he does to his Darling, but that doesn't mean that he'll stop.

One of the 3 Dorf most likely to use pleasure & overstimulation as punishment. As likely as Gluttony.

Prone To Jealousy - Yet, he also tends to keep it to himself. However, that causes it to simmer until it boils over.

Resents the Divinities - This is, in part, due to how the Triforce had broken apart when he made his first attempt. That had been the first heavy blow to his ego. Then, the next seven years he spent in a mad search for the other pieces in a desperate attempt to correct the believed slight had been steadily chipping away at his confidence & mental stability. When he discovered the princess bore the Triforce of Wisdom & the self-same boy whom he'd used seven years ago possessed the Triforce of Courage, he'd seen it as his chance to correct the obvious mistake.

But then, that boy defeated him & he was sealed away. His pride had been delivered a debilitating blow, so when he eventually broke free, Envy attacked Hyrule again in a fury. He brought hell upon the kingdom & its people, uncaring of the ruin that he wrought. Only for him to be utterly blindsided when the land that he so coveted was swallowed up by rain.

It wasn’t until he had managed to weaken the seal on him enough to escape, though weakened, & stared out in horror at the vast sea all around him. Everything & everyone he had ever known was gone & the realization that his people were likely all dead… it shattered him.

And for a long time, Envy sank into a deep depression. In a vain attempt to try & keep from blaming himself, he nurtured a deep & abiding resentment in the gods.

Surprisingly Self-Aware - First off, let me remind everyone that he was, for all intents & purposes, Hyrule's king for 7 entire years & all he seemed to do was most definitely kill 2 people (the Deku Tree & the King) & possibly kill 6 more (the Sages). He then ran a little girl out of her ancestral home after murdering her father & while it might be going pretty far to suggest that he planned to kill her, he certainly wasn't planning to let her escape on horseback. If nothing else, he'd wanted the Ocarina of Time, a relic of the native people. He then invaded the holy sanctum pertaining to the main religion of the native peoples, took a piece of what was essentially the Holy Grail to them. I don't think a lot of people really understand what he did. If the theory that he had just sworn fealty to Hyrule like in TotK is true, then this was treason. And, if not, then he committed theft of cultural property, one of significant cultural value in relation to Hyruleans' cultural identity & heritage as a people!

Then, during the next 7 years, he ran the residents of Castle Town out of their homes at the very least, possibly had others killed, destroyed the country's capital, invaded several holy sites & desecrated them. He also attempted to feed the Gorons to a dragon, froze the Zora, let his mothers brainwash at least Nabooru (& possibly other Gerudo just by the use of other Iron Knuckles), used necromancy to control corpses (which is at the very least desecration & highly immoral), then proceeded to sit, playing sinister music menacingly in his Tower of Ominousness. Yet in those 7 years, he did not move his people into Hyrule. Why? Was he waiting to obtain the full Triforce? Whatever for? He was already king of Hyrule. Perhaps he feared the little girl whose father he murdered, chased out of her own ancestral home, then destroyed that very home to replace it with that gothic wet dream he calls a castle.

Also, something to keep in mind is that Envy doesn't say he wished to have Hyrule for his people, & he definitely did not say that he wished for it so they could flourish, merely that he coveted Hyrule's "winds," which can be a way to suggest that he coveted Hyrule's fortune & prosperity, it's lands, just Hyrule in-general. Yes, it is very possible to interpret it in such a way, but that interpretation is at odds with the reality of his actions. So, either he never cared or he did at one point, but he changed & that was no longer the case. Regardless, the facts still stand, this Dorf was not a good king.

I will say, though, that he's the first Dorf to acknowledge that Hyrule wasn't rightfully his by the simple use of the word "covet.”

Which is defined as "desiring (specifically something that belongs to someone else) wrongfully, inordinately, or without due regard for the rights of others.”

So, provided that he realizes this & that he's sort of telling on himself, it sheds a more introspective & self-aware light upon him.

Catty Bitch - But not overtly. He's able to be fairly subtle about it. At least, when he wants to be.

Audiophile - Loves music. Very much has an ear & talent for music. As well as the dedication & discipline to back it up. And due to his time in his Fortress, he's been able to indulge in it, as well as refine his talents quite a lot.

He's also very likely to use the scant amount of acoustomagy that he knows to get what he wants. Though, the majority of his music spells tend to be Charm or Enchantment based.

Such as using music to cast something like the Friends or Suggestion spells from DnD.

At the same time, they work best when performed subtly, especially if there's already a certain degree of amiability between himself & the target as it allows the magic to latch onto something concrete.

In the case of using one on a Darling, I can definitely see Envy singing “Music of the Night” as done by Ramin Karimloo while playing the organ. His voice is actually quite operatic.

However, the way this specific type of spell works is that it latches onto pre-existing feelings of attraction & bolsters them. But if the target is already fully & genuinely in love with the caster, then the spell doesn't take hold at all. The reason being that real, genuine love is far, & above, much stronger than synthetically induced attraction.

Those under this spell are compelled to be obedient to the caster & are much more likely to accept said caster's advances. They are also far, far more likely to believe anything the caster says. It also induces an eagerness to please.

The most effective, yet unpredictable, way of breaking this particular enchantment is through heartbreak. Especially if the target is particularly monogamous. It could be by her learning that Envy has placed a love spell upon her, that he's only using her, that he sees her as little more than a pawn, (though, these have to be from his own lips), or even just seeing him in the loving embrace of another.

And yes, Lust very much is jealous of this ability.

Gossiper - The most gossipy of all the Gdorfs. Borderline little old lady. Literally has a special tea blend.

Secretly Perverted - Can range from flirty to downright lecherous (but not chauvinistic), however he tries to keep this fact a secret &, if nothing else, he at least puts in the effort to be polite about it. Will sometimes stalk his Darling & is prone to apodyopsis through the eyes. Can also be quite the tease.

Social Darwinist - However, both he & Gluttony tend to lean more towards the side of a resigned one. Meaning that though he's absolutely convinced of this being how reality works, it doesn't mean that he's happy about it.

A Foodie - Much like Gluttony, he's also quite fond of food, but not to the same degree.

Good Dad - Or at least he tries to be. He was raised in every life to be an evil overlord by some iteration of Kōme & Kotake or another. And they're just never… they're not good mothers in any respect, okay? Regardless, he loves his children with all his heart.

Evil Parents Want Good Kids - He lives & breathes this. Yes, he wants them to be strong warriors & be able to command respect, but he also doesn't want them to be pigeonholed into the position of tyrant like he was raised to be. He's one of the most likely to be able to manage this aside from Wrath.

Though, it actually has very little to do with being good & more so the fact that the tendencies his mothers encouraged in him just weren't healthy. Not to mention abusive. He refuses to put his children through that. Yes, he'll be tough on them, but never outright cruel unless absolutely necessary.

ALttP/OoX/ALBW/LoZ 1/2 (Entropy) Specific:

While this Dorf never shows up, there is concept art of him.

Keep in mind, this is Greed after having turned into his Boar form in OoT, after he'd killed Time, & after Tempo, Harmony, & Cadence came to the future & killed him. His essence has been sealed away for 2-300 years.

If he were to somehow be brought back, as in fully revived, it'll have come at a cost.

What is canonical is that after obtaining the other 2 pieces of the Triforce, enhancing his power, he then went on to overrun Hyrule as well as attempting the same with the entire world with his corruption. This resulted in many disasters plaguing Hyrule, even Entropy culling the Hylian people, whose bloodline would dwindle until nearly nonexistent. Meanwhile, Ganon utilizes the greed of men in order to further expand his army.

Next came the 1st coming of the Imprisoning War in which he wiped out the Knight's of Hyrule. It was during this time that Rhythm, Harmony, & Cadence appeared from the past & killed him. This allowed the 7 Wise Men to unite & seal his evil away.

Agahnim is later created to be Ganon’s avatar, but I'm making it so that he hadn't simply been created. Rather, he is more so the reanimated corpse of the first Ganondorf. Not Greed, but Sloth.

Anyway, in Ganon’s attempts to return from the Dark World, he unleashed plagues upon Hyrule in the form of epidemics, droughts, ect. All causing death & suffering. And in Link to the Past, his goal is to merge the Light & Dark worlds, which would cause the Great Cataclysm & could well result in the extinction of all life. So, yeah. Not great. He murders multiple people.

Something else to keep in mind is that with each attempt, Entropy loses more & more of himself until he is left little more than a silent silhouette of a bipedal pig creature. And throughout this timeline, he proceeded to run the people of Hyrule further & further northeast towards the Akkala Sea of modern Hyrule. First to modern Hyrule's Lanayru Region at the start of the DF Timeline, then to modern Akkala Region at the end of it. As such (& this is mostly speculation), I am of the opinion that he may have been attempting to, if not exterminate them, then drive them from their own homeland.

In the Oracle games, all he is able to say is, "Destroy... all. Kill... all.”

Wish - “Conquer Hyrule.” - He’s technically already made his wish, however, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wanted to try it again. Hoping that he’d get it right this time.

Madness - Very erratic.

Deeply Traumatized - Both from being raised by a pair of xenophobic witches in a culture of only women & from dying. Has been in Gàl'gáron (the Gerudo hells) for 2-300 years, meaning that he's been spiritually tortured for a long time.

Partial Amnesia/Dementia - Depending on how far into the DF Timeline it is, the more he forgets. In Z2, he has even lost the capacity to speak.

Clingiest Yandere - A desperate, clingy, needy, & jealous yandere. Extremely insecure. And, much like with everything else, depending on the game it is, his behavior gets even worse. However, the kinder SO is, the softer he becomes for her & the more desperate he becomes to keep her by his side.

Gets Jealous Easily - Is utterly & completely terrified of losing the one good thing he has & will rip any perceived threat to that apart with his bare hands.Emotionally Dependant -

FSA (Gluttony) Specific:

Don't know much about him. I'll have to play the game or watch a playthrough to get a better idea.

Either way, this is a reincarnation of Pride (meaning, Pride died & was reborn as someone new) & he's affected by the fact that his people were banished from Hyrule, so he likely has ideas of revenge rolling around in that head of his. (Not sure if learning that they were banished because of his predecessor's actions would change anything, though.)

Name - Gánōendōrfè Gárorrzïr Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. Orr to mean "night," suggesting he was born at night.

This is not his true name. His true name is Àkram Màtnālàquàrkhrin Drāgamīr. Àkram is an old Gerudan boy’s name meaning “most generous.”

Meanwhile, for his King Name, Màtnālà is short for Màtu'nālàk. The Màt refers to Màtu, meaning "love" & Nālàk indicates that he was born on a mountain by the sea as Nā refers to a mountain while Làk is the Gerudàn word for "sea." Màtu'nālàk is very explicate as there are only 2 sites in Hyrule it could indicate: Tuft Mountain & Ebon Mountain. However, if it were Ebon Mountain, he'd have likely been named Nàtnālàquàrkhrin or Ghunālàquàrkhrin. Nàtnāl being short for Nàmàtu'nālàk & Ghunālà being short for Ghusàm'nālàk meaning "seaside mountain of heartbreak," which... let's just say that such a name would be considered a very bad omen for his love life. That, plus Quàr, which literally means "break" in reference to Aaquàr, meaning "daybreak,' would've likely caused the more superstitious Vaien to believe that he was either destined for great romantic tragedy or to become the breaker of many, many hearts. (Which, admittedly, wouldn't have been incorrect.) Anyway, the use of Quàr says that he was born specifically at daybreak.

Anyway, thankfully, that isn't the case, as in reality, his specific King Name is very auspicious. Many in Gerudo culture would take the Màtnālàquàr part of his King Name as a sign that he was blessed by Vah Kàvtrïna, goddess of love, passion, beauty, ect. The reason being that the word Màtnālàk is almost exclusively used in reference to Tuft Mountain, which is said to be one of Vah Kàvtrïna's holy sites. The use of Quàr would only cement the idea as Tuft Mountain is believed to be the sight of the most beautiful sunrise in Hyrule.

Ergo, it's very possible that his father may have been from Lurelin or that his mother had simply wished for her child's first sight to be that of the most beautiful sunrise in Hyrule. Regardless, this name shows very distinctly that his mother loved him greatly & wished good things for him.

Which is very sad because he doesn't remember her as he was kidnapped only a month afterwards.

Wish - Not quite sure.

Very Possessive - Both of people he genuinely cares about & of things he actually likes. Even more so than Greed.

Smarmy Asshole - Overly flattering, but tends to be thus in a fake or sarcastic way. When he doesn't need anything from someone, he lets his insincerity be evident. However, when he wants to manipulate someone & wants them to actually believe him, he's able to make himself sound genuine.

Flowery Language - Even amongst Ganondorfs, he speaks with refinement. Though not as bad as Lust. Can be rather poetic. Which, BTW, he enjoys literature, including poetry & epics. Borderline bibliophilic.

Outwardly Gentlemenly - Behaves in a very refined, almost Hyrulean upperclass-type of manner. However, this is mostly to hide his true intentions.

Indulgent - He enjoys luxury. Even more so than all the other Ganondorfs. Especially food. He loves food. Actually, a surprisingly good cook. But also a bit of a snob when it comes to what he eats.

A Surprisingly Good Mimic - At least magically speaking. This is based on the fact that Lust’s Ganon form appears able to mimic the abilities of HW Bosses.

Hedonistic - Seeks out pleasure in whatever way he can. This goes hand-in-hand with his indulgent tendencies.

A Pervert - Honestly, can be every bit as much of one as Lust, but he hides it about as well as Envy does. The reason he's a pervert is simply due to the nature of gluttony. It isn't just about eating too much, it's about overindulgence & that goes for everything, including sex.

Ergo, he overindulges in his partners' bodies. He does seem to have an oral fixation though.

Very Cuddly - Is secretly a hugger.

Methyphile - Very much appreciates the work that goes into making alcohol & sometimes overindulges. Doesn't drink excessively, but when he does drink, he prefers it to be the good, high-quality shit. As such, he tends to be a bit of a snob & has a refined palate when tasting.

Sweet Tooth - Actually quite enjoys sweets. If his Beloved enjoys baking, then he very quickly becomes quite the fan of her cooking & especially enjoys indulging in the sweets she makes.

Foodie & Gourmand - Again, he loves food & enjoys cooking. And if his Darling does as well, then it's a 50-50 shot of whether they will use cooking as a bonding method or if they'll bicker over how best to prepare a dish. Admires a Dear who's skilled with knifework.

Chunky - While still extremely buff like most other Ganondorfs, he has more of a figure reminiscent of Thor from God of War: Ragnarök.

Social Darwinist - However, both he & Envy tend to lean more towards the side of a resigned one. Meaning that though he's absolutely convinced of this being how reality works, it doesn't mean that he's happy about it.

Soft Yandere - He's one of the least likely to punish her with pain & as likely to do so via pleasure, overstimulation, & humiliation as Envy, but not as much as Lust.

Really Wants To Be Romanced - Despite being the dominant sort, he actually really, really wants to be romanced. He'd actually melt inside if a woman turned all that around on him & tried to woo, romance, or court him. Especially if she were to do so using things that she learned about his interests. May inwardly swoon as a result. Even more than other Ganondorfs. At the same time, he doesn't really know how to pursue a genuine & healthy relationship.

A Sucker For Romance - Most of the novels he enjoys reading that aren't in some way related to cultural anthropology (history, culture, myth, theology, ect) or war/strategy, tends to be smutty romance novels. (If a book has all of those things, though, then he's found a new top pick.) Though, he's a bit of a literature snob as he honestly can't stand badly-written literature.

If he were in any other situation than the one he was in, he'd ship the hell outta ZeLink. However, because he is in his current position, this is one instance where he hates the Destined Princess Saved By Her Knight trope.

Craves Love & Affection - More than any other Ganondorf, he wishes to find that woman who he can spend the rest of his life with. In a way that's somewhat reminiscent of Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom. Despite his own tendencies & habits, he's also one of the ones who'd find it the easiest to transition into partner exclusivity. And with the right guidance, he's one of the quickest of the lot to take up more healthy relationship habits.

Most Likely To Spoil His Kids - Especially if he doesn't have a Darling to act as a balance.

One-Time Cannibal, Now Recovering - It was just the once & it wasn't by choice, but more so necessity. Kōme & Kotake abandoned him in the desert to test him in a very cruel way & they may have even subtly led him to someone lost. The 2 had actually become friends after a fashion, commiserating over their horrid fates.

They rationed their food the best they could, Gluttony would regularly beg for his mothers to come & save them. But they didn't. It was during that time that his new friend suggested that his mothers were despicable monsters based on the fact that they were willing to leave him to suffer in the desert. And this was the first time that he'd truly contemplated it.

Eventually, the pair ran out of food despite their rationing. They were starving...

Then Gluttony's new friend collapsed. Just died of heat stroke... & I'm sure you can guess... And not even all that long after... he finished... his mothers showed up, praising him for surviving, but Gluttony only wanted to vomit & sob uncontrollably, but knew better than to show any form of weakness to his mothers...

He was never the same. The traumatizing event had an odd reaction on him. After suffering thus, he wanted to enjoy his life as much as possible because he never knew when the twin witches would find another horrifying way to "test" him. Yeah, this Gdorf is not okay...

Suffers From Anxiety - Though he hides it well.

Fear - He fears the Twinrova more than any other Ganondorf as he's realized how truly awful they are & how not normal their parenting methods are.

Good Dad - Or at least he tries to be. He was raised in every life to be an evil overlord by some iteration of Kōme & Kotake or another. And they're just never… they're not good mothers in any respect, okay? Regardless, he loves his children with all his heart.

What's truly horrible though, is that he often has horrific nightmares about either his mothers returning & sacrificing his kids, forcing him to eat them, or the absolute worst of all; losing his mind & devouring them by choice.

It always results in him bolting up straight in bed before running to vomit everything in his stomach up as he sobs pitifully.

After those sorts of nightmares, he becomes oddly reluctant to eat for days. Especially meat that he hasn't caught & prepared himself.

Despite this, if the Twinrova truly were ever to so much as attempt such a stunt, they'd be dealt with in the most excruciating manner possible.

A Bit of a Juggernaut - One of the most physically strong on the Dorfs.

Evil Parents Want Good Kids - He lives & breathes this. Yes, he wants them to be strong warriors & be able to command respect, but he also doesn't want them to be pigeonholed into the position of tyrant like he was raised to be. He's one of the most likely to be able to manage this aside from Wrath & Envy. However, he can tend to be a bit of a peahat parent.

Though, it actually has very little to do with being good & more so the fact that the tendencies his mothers encouraged in him just weren't healthy. Not to mention abusive. He refuses to put his children through that. Yes, he'll be tough on them, but never outright cruel unless absolutely necessary.

Matricidal - He killed Kōme & Kotake (same pair from OoT). I'm not sure how, but I know it was just before he went to steal the Trident of Power. I know that, in their Twinrova form, they smiled wickedly at him & told him that they were proud of him.

Of course, that was a partial lie. They were proud of how ruthless he became to kill his own mothers, but they were furious that he betrayed them.

But if it were true that they were just proud of him, they wouldn't have said so. Rather, they said it because they knew what it'd do to him. Knew it would fuck with his head to such a degree that it would cause him to lose his mind. Which, the desire for control was what led him to break his people's law & steal the trident.

See, he had such conflicting feelings regarding them. One the one hand, they were his mothers & they raised him. He loved them.But on the other hand, the idea that he had done anything to make people like them in any way proud… Well, it sent him into a frenzy of “I’m a monster.” So, he became one.

HW (Lust or Lech) Specifically:

Don't know much about him. I'll have to play the game or watch a playthrough to get a better idea. But so far, I'm getting that Hyrule Warriors was the catalyst for the 3 timelines merging by creating an event that was inevitable in all 3. A.k.a the Era of the Wilds. (Note that only other Ganondorfs are able to call him Lech & get away with it. Hates it. When especially t’d off at him, they’ll also refer to him as Surmúta, meaning slut or whore or harlet.)

Name - Gánōndōrfé Gárorrzïr Drāgamīr was the name given to him by the Twinrova. Though, this is not his true name. His true name is Àkram Màtnālàquàrkhrin Drāgamīr.

Wish - He… didn’t seem to have a wish. Or, if he did, he didn't make it? Was he aware that the Triforce could grant wishes?

Smarmy Asshole - Overly flattering, but tends to be thus in a fake or sarcastic way. When he doesn't need anything from someone, he lets his insincerity be evident. However, when he wants to manipulate someone & wants them to actually believe him, he's able to make himself sound genuine.

However, he becomes slightly less confident when he has a genuine, romantic interest in a woman, but he quickly adapts. Ironically, being a naturally duplicitous individual, he finds difficulty in sounding genuine when he actually is genuine. In this way, because he doesn't normally give genuine compliments, they tend to come across as fake.

In such a situation as he wants a woman he very much likes to know his true feelings, the best way for him to do so & be taken seriously is by cutting the crap & delivering it bluntly & in a straightforward manner, which is something that he'd struggle a lot with & would need to learn how to do.

Flowery Language - Even amongst Ganondorfs, he speaks with refinement. So much so that it can be off-putting, flamboyant, & honestly quite pompous. Can be rather poetic. Which, BTW, he enjoys literature, including poetry & epics. Borderline bibliophilic.

Outwardly Gentlemenly - Behaves in a very refined, almost Hyrulean upperclass-type of manner. However, this is mostly to hide his true intentions.

The Most Vain - Lust & Pride sort of represent 2 different sides of pride. Pride represents the typical "I am superior" narcissism & Lust represents vanity.

Like, every Dorf takes pride in their appearance, but Lust is just next level. The best hair-care routine of all his incarnations. He's just downright neurotic about it, but in a surprisingly endearing way. (Think Eugene from Tangled the Series.)

Amazing Kisser - Self-explanatory.

A Surprisingly Good Mimic - At least magically speaking. This is based on the fact that Lust’s Ganon form appears able to mimic the abilities of HW Bosses.

Secretly Perverted - Can range from flirty to downright lecherous (but not chauvinistic), however he tries to keep this fact on the relative dl from his subjects &, if nothing else, he at least puts in the effort to be polite about it. Will sometimes stalk his darling & is prone to apodyopsis via the eyes. The biggest tease with the most perverted mind out of all the Gdorfs.

Methyphile - Very much appreciates the work that goes into making alcohol & sometimes overindulges. Doesn't drink excessively, but when he does drink, he prefers it to be the good, high-quality shit. As such, he tends to be a bit of a snob & has a refined palate when tasting. Actually, brews his own as a hobby. Also enjoys mixology.

Sweet Tooth - Actually quite enjoys sweets. If his Beloved enjoys baking, then he very quickly becomes quite the fan of her cooking & especially enjoys indulging in the sweets she makes.

Foodie & Gourmand - Again, he loves food & enjoys cooking. And if his Darling does as well, then it's a 50-50 shot of whether they will use cooking as a bonding method or if they'll bicker over how best to prepare a dish. Admires a Dear who's skilled with knifework.

Health & Fitness Nut - Since being sealed inside the Four Sword the first time around, he’s become much more health conscious. Now, he still indulges every once in a while, but he also goes out of his way to keep himself fit. In this way, he’s actually learned a lot of restraint. He still very much enjoys good food; he just doesn't overindulge as often as he used to.

However, that indulgent energy has now been redirected towards vanity & more... carnal pursuits.

Catty Bitch - But not overtly. He's able to be fairly subtle about it.

Endearment User - Rather flippantly refers to his sexual partners with stereotypically romantic endearments, even just one-night-stands, though he usually uses Hyrulean ones.

It's when he starts using Gerudàn endearments in his native language that you know that he's legitimately affectionate with & is attached to someone.

Homme Fatale - A seductive & charming, but manipulative & dangerous man. A cereal one-night-stander. Despite this, he's extremely romantic & suave, which is partly how he gets laid so often.

An Incorrigible Flirt - As mentioned above, he's very romantic, very suave, & very charming. Knows that he's attractive & flaunts it. Often using it to his advantage to get what he wants.

Unbothered By Nudity - Doesn't care who sees him in the buff. Absolutely shameless.

A Subtle & Unassuming, But Very Dangerous Yandere - He keeps these tendencies hidden, but doesn't stop from indulging in them. Extremely manipulative & a definite gaslighter. So good at hiding it, in fact, that extremely few would believe his Darling if she were to try & tell anyone. This would result in her becoming isolated & lonely, thus becoming vulnerable to his machinations. Which is exactly where he wants her. Wants her to be dependent upon him. Genuinely believes that he's doing it for her own good.

Lust is most likely to go from simply obsessing over his Darling to genuinely loving her as he gets to know her, thus causing things to become more complicated.

Once he's grown to trust her, he isn't the type to believe that his Darling is cheating on him without some damn strong & condemning evidence. Yes, he'll start off as the suspicious sort, but as he begins to get to know her, he'll begin to trust her more, especially if she's just generally the honest & fidelous type.

Rather, he tends to not like it when she pays other men more attention than she does to him even if she's just being friendly.

Though, he also realizes when she is just being friendly & thus doesn't take it out on her. More so becoming an intimidating presence to the other man by casually, yet not overtly exerting his dominance.

"Soft" means that he'll often regret the bad things he actually does to his Darling, but that doesn't mean that he'll stop. And, he's also the least likely to punish her with pain & the most likely to do so via pleasure, overstimulation, & humiliation.

Really Wants To Be Romanced - Despite being the dominant sort, he actually really, really wants to be romanced. So, even though he's charming & suave & romantic, he'd actually melt inside if a woman turned all that around on him & tried to woo, romance, or court him. Especially if she were to do so using things that she learned about his interests. May inwardly swoon as a result. Even more than other Ganondorfs. At the same time, he doesn't really know how to pursue a genuine & healthy relationship.

A Sucker For Romance - Most of the novels he enjoys reading that aren't in some way related to cultural anthropology (history, culture, myth, theology, ect) or war/strategy, tends to be smutty romance novels. (If a book has all of those things, though, then he's found a new top pick.) Though, he's a bit of a literature snob as he honestly can't stand badly-written literature.

If he were in any other situation than the one he was in, he'd ship the hell outta ZeLink. However, because he is in his current position, this is one instance where he hates the Destined Princess Saved By Her Knight trope.

Craves Love & Affection - More than any other Ganondorf, he wishes to find that woman who he can spend the rest of his life with. In a way that's somewhat reminiscent of Vlad Masters from Danny Phantom. Despite his own tendencies & habits, he's also the one who'd find it the easiest to transition into partner exclusivity. And with the right guidance, he's the quickest of the lot to take up more healthy relationship habits.

A Beast Who Thrives In Battle - In a strange way, it’s his zen. Much like Wrath, it’s where he feels most in control in spite of the bloodlust that he is often consumed by.

A General Born From Adversity - The skill of leadership does not come to him naturally & part of the reason for this is due to the fact that he hadn’t been raised as king the way that other Dorfs have. As such, he had to learn to lead on his own.

The Family That Slays Together - The sort who is more likely to raise his children to be as much of a villain as he is. This being because he doesn't really know any other way without a positive influence in his life. At the same time, this doesn't mean that he intends for it to happen. In fact, he'd grow to regret it deeply due to genuinely loving his children & wishing that he'd set a better example. He'd agonize over it for years.

Evil Parents Want Good Kids - This is what he wants, but that doesn't mean that it's what he'd get without help. If he doesn't, then it'll be the sort of thing that'll keep him awake at night, believing that he'd failed them. However, it wouldn't really hit him until after they were all out of the nest & the fact that he hadn't been able to help them become more well-adjusted individuals would torment him & eat him up inside for the rest of his life.

Though, it actually has very little to do with being good & more so the fact that the tendencies his mothers encouraged in him just weren't healthy. Not to mention abusive. He refuses to put his children through that. Yes, he'll be tough on them, but never outright cruel.

TotK (Wrath) Specifically:

Name - Gánōndōrfé Gárorrzïr Drāgamīr II was the name given to him by the Twinrova.

Again, not his true name. His true name is Wàndrāgr Nāfïtàrrzïr Drāgamīr. Wàndrāgr being a Highland boy's name meaning "lordly or protector." Its etymology originates from both Gerudàn & Norse names & words; the Gerudàn name Wandàg, the Highland word Drāgr, which itself is an acculturation of the the Gerudàn word Drāga & the Hebran word Dreki or Dregr. This gives his name a distinct Highland lilt to it. While Nāfï indicates that he was born on a snowy mountain & Tàrr indicates a nighttime birth, specifically, the night of a crescent moon.

When all put together, his true name heavily implies that he was born to a Gerudàn mother of the Highlands & a Hebran father.

Wish - “May only the strong survive.” - The Triforce never really came up, but if he did know, then he'd likely make a wish based on his Social Darwinist philosophy. As such, it's honestly a dang good thing that he didn't as such a wish would've likely eventually ended in Hyrule as a barren wasteland not unlike the desert from which he came.

Soft, Manipulative, Unassuming, but Eliminating Protective Yandere (Borderline Sane) - Very possessive, protective, obsessive, & is prone to jealousy. However, he's extremely unassuming, even to his Darling. As a result, there's a possibility of a real, healthy relationship growing between them if he's careful. And, once he's grown to trust her, he isn't the type to believe that his Darling is cheating on him without some damn strong & condemning evidence. Yes, he'll start off as the suspicious & paranoid sort, but as he begins to get to know her, he'll begin to trust her more, especially if she's just generally the honest & fidelous type.

Rather, he tends to not like it when she pays other men more attention than she does to him even if she's just being friendly.

Though, he also realizes when she is just being friendly & thus doesn't take it out on her. More so becoming an intimidating presence to the other man by casually, yet not overtly exerting his dominance. He also doesn't tend to be anywhere near as overt in his yandere tendencies as most in the trope are, being an overall duplicitous individual & thus, being the sort to instead try & subtly manipulate his Darling into loving & trusting him. If his Darling reciprocates, then his yandere tendencies will tend to only make themselves known occasionally. However, this can change relatively quickly if he's repeatedly rejected.

As a result of this, Wrath is most likely to go from simply obsessing over his Darling to genuinely loving her as he gets to know her, thus causing things to become more complicated.

Also not the sort to hold his Darling captive specifically unless he's rejected too many times. He will, however, quite readily eliminate anyone who tries to get between them, even if it's a woman who wants to get rid of his Darling so that she can be with him. Especially then.

"Soft" means that he'll often regret the bad things he actually does to his Darling, but that doesn't mean that he'll stop.

Very Possessive - Both of people he genuinely cares about & of things he actually likes. In terms of things, this tends to include his horse, his weapons, & books, especially books revolving around cultural anthropology, mythology, & magical practice.

Social Darwinist - Specifically, he's a Struggler (Go to TVTropes). Meaning that he believes that struggle, suffering, & competition make both an individual & a society superior. However, while he is sincere in his beliefs regarding such, he’s not so sincere that he would accept his fate with dignity if he were to lose.

In this specific life, Kōme & Kotake have made it a point to drill a very Might Makes Right philosophy into him. One in which the strong rule over the weak & the one who prevails is the one who is right & worthy of sovereignty. That those who win are allowed to do whatever they wish to the weak.

Wrath specifically seems to hate peace as he believes that the people of Hyrule have grown too soft. In this way, he desires a world of infinite conflict. As such, unless he's shaken from his beliefs & shown the consequences of such a world, any victory he could have will inevitably become a Pyyrhic one.

He'll need someone who is able to speak with him logically about it & who sees a practical use for peace. After all, after you exercise, you then take time to rest, which allows your muscles to build back stronger than before. If you were to try to train every second, your body would break down, thus weakening you. She'd need to be able to present the idea that such peace is like the calm at the eye of a storm. Just a resting point before another inevitable conflict. Which, when framed as such, I believe would be easier for a bellicist like him to understand.

Dark vs Light - He seems to associate light with safety, possibly even weakness, which he doesn't appear to see a use for. In this way, he most likely wishes for a world where people earn the right to live. So, a bit of a radical meritocrat.

However, considering the fact that he's a desert native, he should realize that light can be every bit as harrowing as the dark. The only difference is that, in the light, you can at least see your enemy coming.

In this way, it's possible that he only sees Hyrule's light as such, because the light of the desert very much isn't like this.

Grudgemental - He just has a lot of hate & anger inside him. If he feels slighted, he'll hold onto it for a long ass time. And he does plan on exacting "proportional" vengeance.

Though, his idea of "proportional" is extremely skewed.

God Complex - Something interesting about the way he speaks in the Japanese version is his use of Ware (我). It is a pronoun meaning “I.” However, very specifically, it's used to emphasize one's very existence & is typically used by anachronistic or deity-like characters. This implies that, in some sense, he views himself as a deity. And, while I have yet to investigate this part, another fan has noted that the way he speaks indicates that he views others, or at least Hyruleans, as animals compared to himself.

Sheikahphile - Not in that he has some weird fetish for Sheikah. More so that he just finds their culture & warrior traditions fascinating. The reason being that, in a lot of ways, they remind him of his own culture, but in other ways, they seem almost entirely alien to him & this makes them extremely interesting. It puzzles & enthralls him that 2 different cultures that don't often interact can be so similar in certain ways, but so different in others. If they weren't such dogged Hyrule loyalists, he'd actually be quite the fan.

Knows a lot of little tidbits about the Sheikah & has even been trying to learn the language. Even had the robe he wears designed to meld the Sheikah haori design with Gerudo patterns & colors.

Though, he's not a weeaboo-level fan, thankfully.

Methyphile - Not an alcoholic, but very much appreciates the work that goes into making it & also enjoys indulging every once in a while. Doesn't drink excessively, but when he does drink, he prefers it to be the good, high-quality shit. As such, he tends to be a bit of a snob & has a refined palate when tasting. Actually, brews his own as a hobby. Also enjoys mixology.

Sweet Tooth - Actually quite enjoys sweets. Initially believes that cooking is servant work, but quickly changes his tune if his Darling is a good cook herself & he actually tries it. At which point, he becomes quite the fan of her cooking & especially enjoys indulging in the sweets she makes. Though, he's careful not to consume too much.

Teacher's Assistant - Ya'll saw how quickly Ashei roped Link into helping her teach the Voe & You class once she knew he had the Chief's vote of confidence! There's no damn way that the Gerudo of Wrath's time didn't do the same thing with him!

As a result, he actually learned quite a lot about what the Vaien actually think about men, as well as how to woo Gerudo Vaien specifically. Which, honestly? I think is exactly how he managed to get so many Gerudo to follow him into a coup against a much larger, much more powerful kingdom with far more resources & technology thousands of years more advanced than their own.

I'd bet my last Rupee that all those Gerudo? Ganondorf's fan club that he slowly built up throughout his tenure as the Voe & You class' teaching assistant & learned to manipulate & command to do his bidding.

Which actually makes him a hell of a lot more intimidating when you think about it. Just imagine what Sasuke Uchiha could've accomplished had he learned how to control the parasitic vampire-harpies that stalked him all through his youth!

Gambling Man/Calculated Risk Taker - Recall the fact that this Gdorf sent a swarm of Molduga to attack Hyruleans... who were standing on a mountain... So, the Molduga wouldn't have even been able to get to them, most likely. Because Molduga can only swim in sand.

However, instead of this being a legitimate attempt at invasion & him being a dumbass, I think that he actually used them to get information. To test their defenses & draw out their trump card.

The fact that Hyruleans & the Gerudo were at odds with each other at this time & based on implicate evidence in the original Japanese version, they likely hadn't been on good terms in a very long time either; it's likely that not many Hyruleans traveled to the desert during this era. Thus, it's possible that the fact that Molduga can't swim on solid earth might not have been common knowledge within Hyrule.

Which the Gerudo, especially Ganondorf as their King/Chief, who actively live in the desert & have most likely hunted Molduga many times before, would absolutely be aware of. As it’s one of the most viable ways to fight them.

If I'm correct, then Wrath was probably using them as cannon fodder by using their big & intimidating appearance as well as their large numbers to bait Rauru into showing his trump card. Because, to someone who didn’t live in the desert the way that the Gerudo did, how would you react if an entire swarm of these whale-sized assholes came at you like that? Personally, I'd panic & call the guy I had the most confidence in being able to know how to handle this.

Which is precisely what they did.

Ergo, I actually think he got exactly what he wanted from that encounter.

1) A bead on the locations of some of the Secret Stones as well as who might have them.

2) A gauge of how powerful they might be.

This is very much a possibility due to the fact that not only did he not in any way seem surprised by the fact that they were taken down so easily, nor was he surprised by the amount of damage that Rauru dealt, but also the fact that he said "the Zonai's Secret Stone." Meaning that he knew about them beforehand.

However, the fact that he was willing to risk looking like an idiot says that while he's a good strategist, he's willing to take a certain degree of risk.

As such, I'm gonna take this & run with it.

He actually very much enjoys both strategy games & luck-based games that involve bluffing or maintaining absolute control of his visage.

Because of this, I actually think that he might be a bit of a card shark & that he actually doesn't mind cheating every once in a while. Like, he'd rather not (because where's the fun in that), but he will.

Because of this, I see him being good with sleight-of-hand.

He'd probably enjoy playing strip poker with his Darling. Would also absolutely teach her how to hustle people.

Also enjoys making bets. And while he's okay with cheating, if he makes a bet & he loses, he's actually very firm on keeping to said bet. Though, he may use loopholes in the wording used, whether his or theirs.

Stuck in the Past - Before Rauru ascended the throne, the land that had once been & would be rehylened (ha!) Hyrule was at war with itself. During that time, Ganondorf thrived as he had known nothing else but battle his entire life. When Rauru brought with him an era of peace, Ganondorf was suddenly faced with change that he was not ready for. He began to scorn this peace & long for the time when he flourished most.

Uncomfortable With Change - A stubborn, bullheaded man who was most comfortable when he was fighting. So, he feels ill-fitted in this new, more peaceful era brought on by King Rauru of Hyrule. He believes that it has caused people to grow soft & complacent, but in truth, he's projecting his own fears about himself should conflict not return.

In a lot of ways, he doesn't really know how to adapt to not being always in combat. It sort of drove him stir crazy.

Like, fighting? He understood that. Conflict? Totally got it. War? May as well have been his middle name.

Peace, though? Does not understand. Has no idea how to function in such circumstances & just does not see any inherent value in it.

Doesn't realize that calm is every bit as necessary to life as conflict is. Because life, by its very nature, is in a constant state of flux & change. To remain in a singular state in infinitum is tantamount to inviting stagnation, entropy, & eventual destruction regardless of whether that state is peace or war.

Genocidal - I only just realized that this specific Ganondorf essentially & successfully, committed genocide.

Remember that there were only 2 full-blooded, non-draconified Zonai still alive at that time.

Phantom Ganon - The most outwardly like his Dorf out of all the PGs, being much more like an obedient, but selectively mute Kage Bushin. 

If Wrath lusts for his Darling, then his PGs will lust for her just as much. It's only their obedience to their template that allows them to keep this fact hidden for as long as they do.

One of the PGs that can appear in multiple, so gangbangs are possible. Not to mention the use of Gloom Spawn, which these PGs can control to a degree.

Good Dad - Or at least he tries to be. He was raised in every life to be an evil overlord by some iteration of Kōme & Kotake or another. And they're just never… they're not good mothers in any respect, okay? Regardless, he loves his children with all his heart. Though, that doesn't mean he'd take it easy on them. He still wants them to be warriors & be able to stand on their own.

Evil Parents Want Good Kids - Initially, he's a Family That Slays Together-type, but as he falls in love with his Darling, his desires will shift dramatically, especially if he learns the truth of Kōme & Kotake. At which point, he'll live & breathe the Evil Parent Wants Good Kids trope.

Yes, he wants them to be strong warriors & be able to command respect, but he also doesn't want them to be pigeonholed into the position of tyrant like he was raised to be. He's one of the most likely to be able to manage this aside from Envy & Gluttony.

Though, it actually has very little to do with being good or bad & more so the fact that the tendencies his mothers encouraged in him just weren't healthy. Not to mention abusive. He refuses to put his children through that. Yes, he'll be tough on them, but never outright cruel.

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[kelandrin]

| The Ultimate OC Intro |

Born in Rivington, trained in the Open Hand Temple, and experienced in adventures across the Sword Coast, Atlas is a noble hearted paladin who wears his heart on his sleeve.

→ BASICS

Name: Atlas Sumeur

Class/Subclass: Paladin, Oath of Vengeance

Background: Folk Hero

Gender: Gender Fluid but mostly presents as a man

Sexuality: Bi demisexual

Pronouns: he/her

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Family:

Mother: Idda is Atlas’s mother. She was young when she had him and lacked any support system in raising a child. As a result, she made many mistakes that would impact his ability to stand up for himself in relationships and his development as a child. Despite her short comings, she was nothing but loving when she was at home with him and Atlas swears she is the best mother in the world.

Father(?): Lexe is a cambion and Idda’s patron. She makes her way by selling magical artifacts from other realms in The Blood War. She has a small collection of Warlocks who she uses to collect these artifacts, with Idda being one of them. Their relationship was suspect before Atlas was born and went on to become truly contentious after he was born. While Idda was young and naïve enough to be enraptured by a fiend’s charms, once she had a son who could offer her genuine affection she outgrew any desire towards Lexe. Their relationship is mostly antagonistic-professional these days.

Toad: Toad is Idda’s quasit familiar though its primary purpose was to act as Atlas’s babysitter when he was little. Atlas and Idda both find the creature contemptible, a well deserved feeling given how often Toad got Atlas injured as a child. The blasted creature hates babies and toddlers and do-gooders. His only pleasure in the family was tempting Atlas into evil which came to a swift end after he began visiting the temple. Idda and Atlas both treat Toad roughly, with Idda locking it in a chest when it causes real harm or Atlas kicking it when it says something truly vile.

Izzrhys: Izzrhys (along with Father Lorgan) filled a paternal role in Atlas’s life. He served as a role model in the Church of Ilmater and as a paladin. Atlas’s earliest training was held under Izzrhys’s watchful eye. Atlas holds a great deal of love for Izzrhys and would do anything to help him.

Other Relationships:

Ariael: When Atlas was 17 he left home to study under a Companion of the Noble Heart, Ariael. Ariael was a fanatic dedicated to the destruction of the cult of Loviatar who had harmed her family. Atlas’s earliest training learned a lot from her but he also knew she was intolerant in a way he didn’t want to be.

Xyrra, Kalan, Vald: After becoming a full Companion of the Noble Heart, Atlas struck out on his own, eventually forming an adventuring party with cleric Xyrra, ranger Kalan, and warlock Vald. Xyrra only really respects Atlas in their group. Kalan very briefly dated Atlas before they tried (and failed) to let him down easy. Vald, unbeknownst to Atlas, is one of Lexe’s warlocks and was sent to keep an eye on him.

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Birthplace: Rivington

Job: Adventurer and Companion of the Noble Heart

Phobias: Less a phobia and more a repression issue but Atlas is very scared of not being loved back.

Guilty Pleasures: Honey

Hobbies: Gardening

Playlist: https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYr2uLVXuvztqRZVXxE6HSvNwSAuZGKJ9&si=RiO7xmxDNYk3RxC4

→ MORALS

Alignment: Lawful Good

Sins/flaws: Wrath (has a very deep anger he keeps locked up), Envy (repressed though)

Virtues: Charity, Compassion, Patience

→ THIS OR THAT

Introverted/Ambivert/Extrovert

Organized/Disorganized

Close-minded/Open-minded

Calm/Anxious/Restless

Disagreeable/In-Between/Agreeable

Patient/In-Between/Impatient

Outspoken/In-Between/Reserved

Leader/Follower/Flexible

Empathetic/In-between/Apathetic

Optimist/Realist/Pessimist

Traditional/In-Between/Modern

Hard-working/Lazy

→ RELATIONSHIPS

OTP: Atlas x Wyll OR Atlas x Komi (my friend's OC)

Acceptable ships: Atlas x Karlach, Atlas x Halsin, Atlas x Astarion, Atlas x Shadowheart, Atlas x Kelandrin (my Durge)

OT3: Atlas x Karlach x Wyll

BroTP: Atlas x Karlach

NOTP: Atlas x Gale (age gap & lifestyle does not appeal to Atlas), Atlas x Minthara (won't romance purely evil characters)

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Thranduil and Josie Pt. 175- Green-eyed Monster

Summary: Sebastian's soul needs saving. Josselyn could use some saving herself. Charles suffers his mother's wrath. Catherine gets served a lesson in magic. Josie pays an unconvincing visit to a recovering Rahl. Green seems to be a thing. An eternal torch still burns. Lord Rahl seems to have gained another enemy.

*Chapter Warnings* Strong language, sexual depictions, angst, mild violence

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The young warlock Charles moved swiftly to conceal his ailing uncle in his chambers and then hurried off in search of Josselyn, for her witch doctor power, although rumored to be tainted by Harker, was Bash's only hope for healing. Josie had been the primary antidote but she too was infected with Rahl's vicious venom which rendered her own healing power useless. Even if she had retained her life saving magic, her will to use it had also been damaged and it was only a matter of time before she would stand at Darken Rahl's side. Bash knew he would suffer the same fate, only at an accelerated rate, for the panther's gash on his chest was deep and not superficial like Josie's and to worsen the plight, it crossed over his heart, the vital source that the venom would rapidly seek out and destroy.

During Charles' absence, Bash had quickly become overly tired and feeble and within seconds, his heavy lids forcefully closed. For how long he was unsure. All he knew when he awoke was that Charles and Josselyn were not there. He was all alone in a disarray of sweat and searing pain to his chest and as he ripped his shirt open, the image of a cross, colossal in size, had burnt into his skin like a tattoo while he had slept. As the good warlock lifted his icy hues of blue in to a brooding glare, his breathing became heavy and his entire body ached with a hellish rage. He was turning.

As Lola headed back to relieve Bard of diaper duties and filled him in on Josie's verbal meltdown geared at Lothlorien's Marchwarden, Josselyn headed back to the cellar's pub to find Bash and inform him that Ashmole was not where Julian had hidden it, but the younger Narcisse brother was not where she had recently left him with Charles. Not a single sole was stirring in the castle's favored brewery, not even the barkeep, which was extremely rare when it came to the endless supply of Dorwinion's sinful spirits at one's fingertips for the drinking, at least that was how Josselyn had remembered it from her years spent there. It was eerily quiet with only the sound of the crackling firepit which made her wonder what had happened to empty out the place that was previously booming with revellers. Darken Rahl was her next thought. Where was Stephane's evil alter ego that once held her prisoner and would most surely want her dead now that he knew she was alive?

Her regrets of returning to his castle immediately intensified, for she had sworn to herself that she never would. It was Haldir's persuasion by vowing to protect her that brought her there, but he too was gone. She supposed she couldn't blame him after Josie utterly annihilated and humiliated the Lorien elf with her venomous words but Josselyn still felt used and abandoned. She knew of Haldir's love for Josie. Everything he did was for her. It was all to save her. Josselyn, and even himself, were merely collateral damage.

A stern whisper from the stairwell echoed down to her, startling her out of her wits. "Joss! Come with me! We must hurry!"

"Bash??" she softly coaxed for a reply as she cautiously peeked around the corner, almost certain of the voice but still unsure due to the lack of scent.

"Is that you?" she pressed on for validation while creeping towards the subdued stone stairwell.

In her concentration of listening for a response, she was unaware of the presence approaching her backside until the hairs on her neck rose. That was when she knew she had been tricked by a magical voice throw but it was too late to react.

Aggressively restrained from behind, Josselyn, still weak from the iron torture the nuns had inflicted upon her, screamed and struggled to free herself from the powerful arms around her until a gloved hand placed a blade of pure silver against her throat reeking of Wolfsbane. Her gasp of fright caused her to inhale the poisonous fumes and within mere seconds, her limbs turned to jelly. It was then with great ease that the hooded entity drug her off through a passageway leading back into the tunnels she had just emerged from.

On her way to Stephane's chambers, Josie became distracted by vociferating voices echoing from a darkened hallway and once she realized who the voices belonged to, she curiously tiptoed her way to the door, finding it ajar just enough to witness a very heated argument between Catherine and Charles. She then remembered Bash's warning that the recently freed Catherine was on a war path over her son's involvement in the late night search for Delphine and had learned of Rahl's attack upon him.

"Look at you!" Catherine raged. "Dark circles under your eyes and pale. You look of filth! Have you even slept or bathed since your late night shenanigans? You remind me of a vampire! You're lucky you have not been turned into one with all the fiendish freaks roaming about in this cursed realm, especially at night."

"Oh stop it mother. I am not a child anymore! I am fine and I do not have time for your overbearing theatrics!"

"Well you will make time. I do not care of your age. Your are still my son!"

"No! I am Narcisse's son! Not yours!! The things you do are an embarrassment! No wonder the men in your life have strayed to other beds."

"How dare you judge me, you little ingrate! I birthed and raised you! Aside from a man whore, have you forgotten what Stephane really is??? A demon! Your loyalty to him, his brother and that wretched wicked witch Queen makes me sick."

"My father is a good man who is mentally ill and has also been cursed but you have no excuse...YOU make you sick mother dearest. A scorned sadistic woman with a jealous grudge and a hypocrite at that with your own infidelity and all the black magic you practice. You tried to have Haldir and Josie killed and almost got my sister and her newborn child banished for making her help you or did that slip your twisted mind?? It is you that I fear. Not my father. You are the wicked one, not Josie. She is good to me. She cares for me. She has been more of a mother to me than you have ever been and she makes my father happy!"

Quickly covering her mouth to conceal her gasp, Josie flinched as Catherine's savage slap stung Charles' cheek.

"Never speak such things to me!!" Catherine bellowed and clutched his jacket, yanking him against her. "You grow up, foolish boy! Risking your life to save that succubus! Her reaping will come soon enough. I can't even look at you. Get out of my sight before it's your life that needs saving!"

Charles' father-like blues glowed of the blazing sun as a low emitted growl rolled through his clenched teeth. "Maybe it is you that will need saving. If you ever lay your abusive hand on me again, you will wish you were still at the merciful jaws and claws of Blaze."

Eyes wide and gasping, Catherine cautiously backed away from her raging son's prowling advance as Josie bit her lip, eagerly watching and wishing Charles would make good on his threat...but instead, he unexpectedly turned to leave.

Josie stumbled back, frantically looking from side to side to find a place to hide and at the last second, she scurried into a deep and dark doorway where she froze solid in the corner as Charles sped by with angry tears streaking down his dirty cheeks. As thrilled as she was over Catherine's suffering, she was heartbroken for the boy she had come to love as if he were her own, just as he had said to Catherine.

Once he was gone, Josie peeked out but quickly concealed herself once more as she heard Catherine's running footsteps, followed by the door slamming shut and the harsh turning of the lock.

Josie covered her mouth to hide her giggle and then as quiet as a mouse, rushed off to her previously intended destination. Stephane's room. Would he care about Catherine's treatment of Charles if Rahl was still in control?

Multiple muffled voices seeped out under the gap of his door at her feet. Three to be exact but only one she surely recognized. Stephane's. Or was it Rahl? Her hopes were that maybe the silverbane infused arrow that Charles impaled Rahl's shoulder with had weakened the dark warlock lord long enough for Narcisse to fight him off. She didn't care either way. All that mattered to her was that it was Stephane's body and he was alright, which judging by his rabid speech, he was just fine AND extremely pissed off.

Petrified to knock, Josie began to raise her shaking hand to the door but as she did so, all the voices ceased. Her fingernails came to her teeth to nervously nibble as her eyes gaped. He knew she was there. She felt it...and even so, she was still startled by his purring growl.

"Josephine. I can smell you. Why do you lurk outside my chamber door?"

Her vocal chords were paralyzed by anxiety, unable to make a single sound until he suddenly barked in exasperation.

"ENTER!!"

Her feet must have sprung a foot off of the ground at his frightening command and she had every reason to be scared. Not only were her powers useless but there was also the fact that when she had last encountered him as Darken Rahl, she participated in a ferocious fencing fight with him and then unleashed her blinding blood rage upon him and his men. If only she knew how to regularly access it but she was beginning to believe it wasn't something controllable or brought on by simply being annoyed, for she could barely remember the incident or the recent attack on his snowball wielding guard either. Only bits and pieces would flash through her mind and those alone made her fearful of herself. What could she truly be capable of under the influence of the beastly rage? Had she already experienced it when she killed Asher? Or was that merely just a survival instinct, for he WAS going to kill her for what Stephane did to him on her behalf. The only thing she did know for sure was that, by the way he had just spoken to her, it was Rahl behind the door, although his physical appearance contradicted that thought as she walked in to an astonishing sight.

In a chair and in his true form sat a highly strung and shirtless Stephane with the essence of Rahl's personality and pepper scent still very much intact as a male healer stitched up his shoulder wound and a female servant of long sable strands catered his child sized goblet of wicked whiskey to him. A very beautiful servant to be exact that Josie arched a jealous brow to because of the provocative way she batted her Bambi bedroom eyes at him.

Briefly, the lord of Dorwinion's eyes took notice of her as he took the goblet, but with no interest of her face, only her assets within her backless grape green gown that poorly supported her untrained A cup breasts. Considering her flamboyant attire, Josie swiftly retracted the thought that the woman was his servant other than for sex. She was most surely a soiled dove from Dorwinion city's brothel, or in modern terms, a whore.

"Your drink, my lord." she softly spoke and then curtly eyeballed Josie up and down with envy as green as her dress.

Impatiently waiting for the Stephane lookalike to acknowledge her, Josie scoffed and stepped forward. "S...Stephane?" she nervously stammered due to his frazzled demeanor.

He sharply raised a brusque arm to the healer's fussing hands, scolding them away and briskly brought his unceremonious attention to Josie with reeling eyes as he bluntly snapped through his gritted teeth.

"I would like to remind you and your perplexed eyes that the one you speak of STILL has his throat beneath my heal."

"I...I'm not here to see him nor do I desire to. After all, HE is the alter is he not? I have come to see you...Darken Rahl."

The silence was deafening. So much so that the delicate crackling of Rosemary smoking on the table could be heard as all eyes gazed upon a finger fidgeting Josie, the same thing Rahl knew Stephane did when he was either nervous or lying.

Rahl stood, bearing only a crimson fabric around his waist that reached his ankles in length. With a tilt of his head and forbidding eyes fixed solely on Josie, he raised a dismissing hand to the man and woman. "Leave us."

The healer promptly exited as the stunned woman remained in place. "But my lord, you requested my..."

Darting his eyes to her, they flashed a portending peach glow. "Your services are no longer desired at this time Seppia. If you so wish for them to ever be desired again..." he paused, and then raged, "you will DO AS I HAVE COMMANDED!"

She whimpered as she flinched at his bellowing roar. "Y..yes m..my lord."

Her eyes then narrowed at Josie who returned a gloating glare and grin. As Seppia closed the door behind her and leaned against it, her mouth wickedly curled on each side. "Your ordered fate will just have to wait a bit longer lord Rahl."

"Well now." Rahl snarled and took back his seat at the table, letting his eyes indiscreetly roll up and down Josie's body as he recalled his hallucinogenic dream of her that had brought him to an orgasmic awakening. "If you aren't the devil with the blue dress on....literally. Do you really think I am a naive fool to your ploys?"

"I...I do not know what you mean?"

"Do not play coy with me Josephine. I saw the glimmer of hope fade from your eyes the moment you realized I was not your precious pepperminty Stephane. Lies spew from your cock sucking lips. I can read you like a book you audacious little bitch. You want him, not me, and you came here foolishly thinking you could trick me by seducing me, all in another futile attempt to revive him so he can heal you."

Josie's lips pursed at his offensive insults. "I came here to make sure YOU were alright after hearing about what happened!!"

Rahl chuckled as he gave one long blink at her. "Just as you were so concerned for me during our duel and let us not forget the vampire tendencies you seem to possess and unleashed upon myself and my men."

"The sword fight was your idea! You said you wanted to see my fighting skills and the blood rage thing, I didn't know I had it and I don't even know how it happened. I blacked out. It's all a blur. I have no idea how to control it. I swear!"

"Nonetheless, it does not change the fact that you hold love for all those that I loathe. Shall I name them all.. Garrett, Haldir, Legolas, my traitorous brother and so forth...."

"I don't care about any of them! Not anymore! Well, except Charles. He's your son and you tried to kill him!"

"Correction! I was not going to kill him!" he barked. "I simply tried to teach him a lesson. He's young, weak and foolish, following my brother around like a puppy that knows no better! He's the one who shot me in case that little tidbit slipped your mind!"

"Purposely in the arm! He loves you and I don't care how evil you are. Your kin, even Bash, mean something to you."

"Do they now. Ask my own father if that is true. Oh wait, you can't because I killed him."

"That's because he made you do unfathomable things which in turn, created you."

"You know nothing about ME or my father, only what Sebastian told you which was and is none of your concern. He will be taught a lesson too and learn his place."

"Fine. It's none of my concern about that but what about Charles? As you said, he's young and I would not call him foolish, but he does have a lot to learn. With that said, I think you would be proud of him after what I witnessed only moments ago."

His brow arched. "How so?"

"That wretched woman!" Josie raged and began to pace about. "Catherine. She said degrading, hurtful things to him. She even slapped him and threatened him! BUT..." she stopped and smirked, "this time, he fought back. It was less than she deserved but it still spooked her real good. Like you just did to that...that soiled Seppia, whom I do not trust by the way for my intuition still exists, Charles showed his dreadful mother what he was capable of. You need to do something about her. Damn Stephane for releasing her! He was too soft and sensitive! She should have been acidified in Blaze's belly by now and shat out for the flies to feast upon!"

Rahl's brow slightly twitched in delight at Josie's darkness but his skepticism still remained. "Oh Josephine, that's quite a show. You're almost convincing of your transformation but once again, I can tell your lying because your lips are moving. You're all talk and no action. Not to mention, you're angry with her treatment of Charles but not mine."

"What?? What was I supposed to do?? I have no powers because of your venom!!! Give them back to me and I'll gladly finish her off! As far as what you did to Charles, I agree with you after hearing your side. You were teaching him to own who he truly is. His weakness stems from his neglective upbringing with that woman and Stephane's influence. His light sickens me and it's poisoned Charles with morals and all that disgusting goodness. In fact...I can hardly stand the sight of you right now. Why on earth do you wear his vile image???"

Rahl leaned forward with an intense stare, testing the dark waters. "The action I speak of does not apply to Charles. Prove to me that it is I you desire."

He leaned back and unraveled his towel, letting it drape from the chair, then he spread his sculpted thighs and relaxed his arms to hang at his sides as his hungry eyes devoured the delicious prey. "Come. Sit. I don't bite....hard."

Josie reluctantly looked away from the lengthy glorious girth sprawled lazily onto the chair that she once had the pleasure of. "Funny, your facetious double entendres and the fact that you just bit my head off for presuming I was here to seduce you and now you try to seduce me."

"As I said, I want proof that my venom has taken full effect and that you are ready to be my Queen."

"Prove it to you? Why not just beat the venom to the punch and slap one of those dog collars on me so you can take what you want like you did to Josselyn?"

"I'm more of a cat person if you haven't noticed. The Rada'Han will not be necessary if your intentions are pure. Either way, you will be mine soon enough."

"What about Seppia? I'm not one to...share. Why is she even here?? She's far from your type."

"What can I say? Cats like to play. She is merely a toy that I requested my guards bring to me from the city."

"You're just in heat! She's a fucking alley rat!"

"Why Josephine, you're looking a bit...green. All you have to do is come to me and she will go away."

Josie was momentarily quiet as she looked his bare form over. "Change out of Stephane's image. Change back to Rahl's, yours."

"I cannot."

"What do you mean you cannot???"

"The lingering effects of the silverbane limit my magic. It may take days to fully recover. What does this matter? You know I am Rahl, for only Stephane is immune to poison and as he sleeps within me, so does his own magic."

"Because I don't want to look at HIM while fucking YOU!"

Rahl picked up his garment and covered his lower half, then, feeling the jealousy that he just accused her of, he cracked into a violent vein popping rage as he pointed to his door. "Is that so? Or maybe it is an excuse because you do not want to feel like you are taking advantage of HIM. You are indeed LYING to me or you would care not for him! I will hear no more of this. Seppia will fulfill my needs for the night and you...you will get the FUCK out of my chambers and will not return until that torch you hold for him and that light inside of you have both been extinguished!"

Flight. It's all Josie could do for the fight inside of her was gone, especially after her blow up at Haldir. She was emotionally exhausted and just wanted to die so she could be with her King, for that was the only torch that could never be extinguished. Her shield protected it and her undying love for Thranduil. There was no evil, no magic, no poison and no man that could ever sever that bond. Even the Elvenking himself couldn't do it. As many times as he had pushed her away, his Josephine always came back to him and he to her, for they both loved each other more than their own lives and magic...always had a way of uniting things that were meant to be together. He was her twin flame, her eternal flame and she was his.

Swinging his chamber door wide open, the Queen of Mirkwood ran through the Dorwinion castle halls with her scarlet strands and the train of her baby blue gown flowing behind her as waterfalls gushed from her burning eyes, much like the night she escaped the abusive clutches of Peter. But this time, there would be no King to save her.

Rahl remained in his seat, beginning to feel a bit green around the gills and greatly perplexed as to how his blackened heart was racing with emotions, the kind a dark warlock lord should not feel, especially for a woman and it befuddled him even more that he could not shut them off. Briefly though, they were interrupted by Giller, Rahl's right hand warlock.

"Your Grace, I have come to inform you that your ordered task has been completed. The witch doctor is contained and will be delivered to the ally shortly."

Rahl, in his moment of weakness, had forgotten all about Josephine's warlock father who he had given the use of his villa to after the mind altered Julian had aided Rahl by drawing out most of the silverbane.

"Good." Rahl simply whispered in a dazed state, making no eye contact with tall, dark and deathly looking man.

"Are you...alright my lord? You seem...distracted."

"It...it's Stephane, his emotions. They plague me. I cannot ward them off. My heart races."

Giller began to smell the air and then with gaping eyes, he darted to the table and doused the burning herbs with an entire carafe of wine that splashed all over Rahl's chest.

"Giller, have you gone mad??!!"

"My lord, could you not smell it??? Where did these leaves come from? Who placed them here???"

"Smell what???" he griped as he vigorously wiped the staining blood red vintage from his skin. "It's Rosemary for healing, you imbecile. I have used it many times! It does not affect me like this!"

"No, but Angelica leaves will! It wards off evil. The plant will weaken you, including your senses and your image!"

Rahl's scrubbing came to an abrupt halt as he gazed at the petite iron cauldron. "It...it was burning when I arrived. She must have....before I....that lying, conniving cunt! She was trying to bring him back just as I suspected!"

"My lord, we both need to leave the room immediately and seek fresh air. I will have the servants see to it that the air is purified while you are out."

Rahl swiftly slipped into his red robe and was practically shoved out the door by Giller and once in the hall, Rahl gave a command with vengeance in his eyes. "Giller...have Seppia return to my chambers this evening when the air is clean and have her draw a bath for us to share. Have the servants stock plenty of wine and candles. She and I are not to be disturbed."

Rahl swiftly swirled around, his robe flaring about his bare feet and off he stormed, growling under his breath. "While the cat's away, the mouse will....payyyy."

@redeemer46

[urfavssins]

Lucas from Fantasy Neckbeard Warlock Quest.

[krovscastlerpg]

MOST WANTED UPDATES (JUNE 2024)

The following is a list of our MOST WANTED species, versatility, and roles as of today for masters, slaves, staff, and villagers. This list is updated every first Sunday of the month. 

MOST WANTED ROLES (in order of preference from most to least)

Slaves

Villagers

Masters

Staff members

MOST WANTED SPECIES (starting with most wanted to least needed)

Numbers in bold next to each species indicate how many we currently have in play/how many total are allowed.

NON-VAMPIRE SPECIES

CELESTIALS (0/5) Virtues: Humility, charity, chastity, temperance, diligence, patience, kindness

DRAGONS (1/6)

Types: Storm, ice, fire

SPIRITS (1/6) Types: Ghosts, kitsunes, elementals, wendigos, nekos

WEREWOLVES (2/7) Types: Omegas and betas

WITCHES (2/7)

SHAPESHIFTERS (2/6)

PHOENIXES (3/6) Variants: Firebirds (0/2), pamolas (½), and thunderbirds (½)

DEMONS (2/7) Types: Fallen angels, arachnas, familiars, nightmares, daevas Sins: Sloth, greed, envy, wrath, pride, gluttony, lust

HUMANS (3/8)

FAERIES (3/7) Types: Unseelie, seelie, merman

NON-VAMPIRE HYBRIDS

HALFLINGS (Faerie/Human) (0/5)

NEPHILIM (Celestial/Human) (0/5)

WEREWITCHES (Werewolf/Witch) (0/5)

HELLHOUNDS (Demon/Werewolf) (0/4)

ELVES (Faerie/Witch) (0/5)

WARLOCKS (Demon/Witch) (0/4)

WHITE DRAGONS (Celestial/Dragon) (0/2)

GANCANAGHS (Demon/Faerie) (0/3)

VALKYRIE (Celestial/Spirit) (0/3)

BERSERKERS (Demon/Shapeshifter) (¼)

BLACK DRAGONS (Demon/Dragon) (½)

SIRENS (Demon/Merman) (¼)

REAPERS (Demon/Spirit) (1/3)

CAMBIONS (Demon/Human) (2/5)

PYROMANCERS (Phoenix/Witch) (2/4)

KRESNIKS (Celestial/Witch) (2/3)

TRIBRIDS/QUADBRIDS (¼)

ALL VAMPIRE SPECIES

VAMPIRES (8/20)

VÂRCOLACI (Vampire/Werewolf) (0/5)

AHOOLS (Vampire/Dragon) (0/3)

BAOBHAN SITH (Vampire/Faerie) (0/3)

STRIGOI (Vampire/Witch) (1/5)

ASWANGS (Vampire/Shapeshifter) (¼)

LICHES (Vampire/Celestial) (1/3)

MOROI (Vampire/Spirit) (1/3)

GHOULS (Vampire/Demon) (2/3)

VAMPIRE TRIBRIDS/QUADBRIDS (1/3)

MOST WANTED VERSATILITY (starting with most wanted to least needed)

VERSATILE: Masters, slaves, and villagers

MOST WANTED STAFF JOBS (starting with most wanted to least needed) –– STAFF MEMBERS CURRENTLY BANNED FROM APPLICATIONS

Head Scribe

Magical Security

Doctor / Nurses

Guards

Head Butler / Housekeepers

Groundskeepers

Kitchen Staff

Restaurant Staff

Servants

Game Room Staff

Stable Grooms

MOST WANTED VILLAGER JOBS (starting with most wanted to least needed)

Police Officers

Bankers

Oymyakon Street Businesses + Employees

CURRENT BANS

The following below are currently BANNED FROM APPLICATION according to our character ratios:

BANNED ROLES

Staff members

BANNED SPECIES

Incubi demons & hybrids

BANNED VERSATILITY

Tops

Bottoms

[ask-red-and-solomon]

Use your cards wisely...

[immoonprincess]

Evillious OC: Pride

(Quality is low because this is all i can back up)

~Technical Information~ Alias: Prides, MIkoto, Hime, MEIKA Twins, Demonic Twins Vocaloid: MEIKA Mikoto and Hime

~Biographical Information~ Born: Unknown (Possibly around 1470s at least) Age: from mid 20s to potientally hundreds years old (due to multiple species in 2-3 bodies) Gender: Genderless Race: Formerly Humans and Elves, Now Artificial Demons Sexual Orientation: Asexual Hair Color: Blue and Pink Eyes Color: Blue and Pink (One color on each twin) Affiliation(s): Now Destroyed Parallel World (Place of Birth) Currently 4th Period (Northern Maistia) MHA-esque Parallel World (Formerly) Pride was once Party of Heroes who was killed in defense of Banica and her Crew Rampages from destroying their world, Their Spirits remain unrest and wanted justice to their world that They try to protect, so They're stalking her until She went back to her homeworld

Eventually They're met with Cryptid Trios (Gluttony, Greed and Wrath) which the Three offers the ability that could counter or even killed Who have killed them (originally They gonna give grim the end but They're reject as They might broke out of their control so Spirits become Pride Sinners instead)

Pride got "Prototype" form which is reanimated Cephalopod creature which have a lots of problems like Mood swings or Souls are try to controlling body one or another

so Later on They're got more humanoid body, Cloned from Demon of Sins mixed with Irregulars which make them easier to control as They can now Splitting their soul into 2-3 per body instead of cramming all of them in one body

Years later, They're along with rest of New Sinners are raiding Heavenly Yard and failed

so They were sending to MHA-esque world because with everyone have superpowers would make their egos dwelled down and make them basic bitch

but instead, This make them able to adapting to their new world and gaining their fans which boosting their (Sin) Power and ego so when They're come back, They're even stronger

when They're come back, They along with New Sinners freed Cryptid Trios from getting sealed for second time and now They're continue their raiding plan with plan is attacking Lucifenia Palace along with Prim who They taught their own Magic to her and then They will try to have rematch with Banica in order to avenged their homes

Trivia: - Pride barely using Sin Power at all other than their Durability as They're have so much trust in their power in their world than other one (but sin power did boosting their own power as well) and They are so Confident in their own Power that They didn't used it

If they got blasted by Elluka magic in their prototype form , They can extended their tentacles to 1 kilometer instead of grow in size like Ziz Tiama

They're foil to Rilliane (and by less extension, Allen) where They're competent fighters but not nobles just adventurers but They both played by Twin Vocaloids

if Banica able to escape them, They will find the way to get track her down, making it an multiversal Game of Cat and Mouse

Pride Souls contained of Fighter, Mage, Healer (Claric), Rogue and Barbarian

They taught Prim Marlon their own magic with Warlock Magic as They're believing HER could enhanced it a lot

Pride did revealed to killing small animals in spare time as that's how They're "grinding" their own power

[viciouslyfilthy]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄'𝐒 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎 𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐄𝐓

🐍{Basics}🐍

Name: Cornelius Versuvius Hutchinson.

Alias: Versy; 'The Serpent Lord'; Mr. Sneky; Fat Noodle; snake-man; 'Corn'.

Gender: cis male.

Age: 100+

Species: Serpent/Naga. (Formerly human)

Zodiac: aquarius / aries / cancer / capricorn / gemini / leo / libra / pisces / sagittarius / scorpio / taurus / virgo / unknown

Talents/abilities: Excellent chef and (extremely prideful) connoisseur of all types of foods and drinks(alcoholic and non-alcoholic fruit-based/mixtures; he specifies in wine mostly); practicing warlock (and collector of occult pieces of literature and dark magic); immortality; eternal youth; physical strenght (mainly his serpentine half); venomous bite; distensible jaw & stretchy skin (again... much like a snake! One of the snake species he's based on is the green anaconda- as you'll notice from his skin patterns, so he could consume big meals or preys much bigger than him in one gulp)

🎩{Personal}🎩

Alignment: lawful / neutral / chaotic / good / neutral / evil / true

Religion: polytheistic satanism (though his praise and main worship goes to the two demons, his 'Lords', that he made a deal with since he is in eternal gratitude for granting him his wish. His main focus is not the Devil, but he HAS attended non-violent(in terms of animal sacrifices) ceremonies that summom and worship Shai.)

Sins: envy / greed / gluttony / lust(?) / pride / sloth / wrath

Virtues: charity / chastity / diligence / humility / justice / kindness / patience

Languages: (british) english; italian; mediocre french.

Family: serpent warriors of Hell Empire of Eight (biological children); Shakespeare the serpent butler (biological child); snake servants (pets).

Friends: Rotgut; Shakespeare (doesn't view him as a son, much like the rest of the serpent warriors; has no deep-rooted familial bond); Annalise Kamiya-Dubois; Ángel Bramante (frenemies?).

Sexual Orientation: heterosexual / bisexual / pansexual / homosexual / demisexual  / asexual / unsure / questioning / other

Relationship status: single / dating / married / widowed / open relationship (?) / other

Libido: sex god / very high / high  / average / low / very low / non-existent

🐍{Physical}🐍

Build: twig / bony / slender / average / athletic / curvy / chubby / obese

Hair: white / blonde / brunette / red / black / copper blonde with greying streaks

Eyes: brown / blue / green / black / lavender

Skin: pale / fair / olive / light brown / brown / very brown / green + darker shades of greens + pale yellow/peach color

Height: under 3 foot / 3-4 foot / 4-5 foot / 5-6 foot / 6-7 foot / above 7 foot

Weight: under 100 pounds / 100-150 pounds / 150-200 pounds (human half) / 200-250 pounds / above 250 pounds (snake half)

Scars: nope.

Facial Features: sharp characteristics (pointy ears, nose, chin, the dark green mark/patterns around his eyes...); MONOBROW💚; noticeable spaces between his teeth where fangs would be when he talks/allows his teeth to poke out from his top lip. (this is because his venomous fangs are often retracted, like a snake!)

Tattoos: nope x2.

🎩{Choose}🎩

Dogs or Cats?

"Eh... I'm more of a reptile and insect persson, but since those optionsss aren't available..."

Birds or Hamsters?

"Oh! Birdsss can be so majestic... and delicious."

Red or Blue?

"Red. It'sss a colour that makesss me feel powerful."

Yellow or Green?

"Not a favourite, but you grow fond of it after living with it for sso long..."

Black or White?

"It just goes besst with red, don't you think?"

Coffee or Tea?

"Of course. Ss"

Ice Cream or Cake?

"D-don't make me choose..."

Fruits or Vegetables?

"Enough! You know I can't choose!"

Sandwich or Soup?

"ARGH!"

Magic or Melee?

"If you've read sso far about me... this isss quite self-explanatory.. ss"

Sword or Bow?

"I ssuppose I could handle myself with a sword."

Summer or Winter?

"While I don't enjoy the cold weather itsself much...the traditional foods that come with the Winter season are sssimply irresisstible for me!"

Spring or Autumn?

"Same sstory, different season."

The Past or The Future?

"The Present! The here and now!"

[voidsentprinces]

Invidia Leviathan Tepes, Envy the Impaler - Task with assassination and naval sabotage. Luxuria Asmodeus Sang, Lust the Bloody - Tasked with interrogation and information gathering. Gula Beelzebub Kuroyuki, Gluttony the Haunter - Tasked with identifying weakness and tracking enemy movements. Avaritia Mammon Mugen, Greed the Warlock - Tasked with resource gathering, economic warfare and magic knowledge. Socordia Belphagor Blitz, Sloth the Dreamer - Tasked with tactical and strategic use of other Sins. Ira Amon Vicious, Wrath the Unyielding - Tasked with destroying all enemy forces and offensive resistance. Superbia Lucifer Schade, Pride the Siegebreaker - Tasked with destroying enemy bases and defensive resistance. Tristitia Oizys Rovina, Despair the Warden - Tasked with keeping the Sins in line and keeping their corrupted influence from spreading amongst mortality further than any given operation.

[houseofgriefs]

BASICS ↴

Full Name ↣ Aurelius Hood Nickname, alias ↣ Rory (By his parents), The Flickering Light Race ↣ High elf Subrace ↣ N/A Gender ↣ Male Age ↣ Human equivalent of 35 Class ↣ Wizard (Patron is Pelor) Background ↣ The Sage 

APPEARANCE ↴

Faceclaim(s) ↣ Sam Heughan Skin tone ↣ Tan Hair Color ↣ Ginger hair with brown undertones Height ↣ 6'4 Eyes ↣ Golden brown Scars ↣ Nada Body Type ↣ Fit / Buff Tattoos ↣ A golden sun on the center of his chest In game weapon of choice ↣ Markoheshkir quarterstaff/ Everburn Blade In game attire of choice (mods) ↣ TBH undeclared but he looks much more like a fighter than he does a warlock

BACKGROUND ↴

Parent(s) ↣ Robin (rogue) and Marian (cleric) Siblings(s) ↣ Keyleth (presumed deceased) Present alliances ↣ Undeclared Hometown ↣ Yuirwood Locations lived in ↣ Evermeet and eventually travels as Pelor's unofficial chosen and ends up stuck in the Last Light Inn . Language(s) ↣ Common, Elvish Romantic and Intimate Preferences ↣ Female

PERSONALITY ↴

Virtues ↣ Courage, Humorous, Justice, Visionary, Assertiveness Vices ↣  Impulsiveness, Aggressiveness, People pleaser Alignment ↣ Lawful good Habits ↣ He's gotta loud laugh Nervous tics ↣ Doesn't really show when he's nervous Approachability ↣ It varies on the situation just like everybody. He's pretty approachable in most circumstances Hobbies ↣ Fighting, storytelling, reading Likes ↣ Meat based foods, City life, Listening to music Dislikes ↣ Followers of Cyric, heights, goblins Drink? Smoke? Drugs? ↣ Yes, no, no

ABILITY POINTS ↴

Strength ↣ 15 Dexterity ↣ 16 Constitution ↣ 16 Intelligence ↣ 18 Wisdom ↣ 10 Charisma ↣ 17

MISCELLANEOUS MUSING ↴

Personal aesthetic colors ↣ Black, yellow, orange Theme song(s) ↣ TBD In game (BG3) romance ↣ N/A In campaign romance ↣ N/A Hogwarts house ↣ Gryffindor Deadly sin ↣ Wrath Faction ↣ Dauntless Zodiac ↣ Aries 

AUTHOR’S NOTES ↴

As stated in his backstory, his sister in canon is @karmasrage.

He grew up loving magic, never wanted to do magic. After his sisters murder (or what they thought was a murder), Aurelius made a pact with Pelor for her and for his parents.