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infaclouduk · 1 year ago
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Why You Should Not Build Your Own Website
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You might already know about InfaCloud, a web design agency that’s really good at what they do – providing first-rate digital solutions. Now, you might be considering taking on the task of developing your own website. However, let me give you some straight talk on why it’s best to trust the pros with this job.
With over a decade of industry experience, we can create a website that truly reflects your unique identity and objectives. Trust us to deliver an outstanding digital presence that stands out and resonates with your audience. Building a website can be tough, even with experience and the right equipment. You might follow tutorials and articles, but still end up with a shabby, unstable site. Let us help you create a professional website that represents your brand and attracts customers.
Important Elements Of Web Design
Web design is a bit like fashion – it’s constantly evolving. But here’s what the cool kids in web design are currently focusing on:
Making friends with mobiles and other devices: With so many gadgets out there, it’s key that your website looks good on all screens, big or small.
Keeping text tidy: Good-looking, easy-to-read text can make folks stick around your site longer.
Speeding things up: Google says if a page takes forever to load (like 10 seconds), people are less likely to stick around. So, faster is definitely better!
Here Are A Few Reasons Why You Should Consider Outsourcing Your Web Design:
Costs Managing the costs of programs, hosting, and maintenance can be a real hassle if you’re doing it alone. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! We offer affordable prices not only for creating an awesome design and launching it but also for ensuring its smooth operation afterwards.
Look & Feel Let’s be honest – DIY designs can sometimes end up looking shabby or causing performance issues. And believe me, that’s not good for your online image. But don’t worry! Web design professionals can create a killer site that not only looks great but also runs smoothly, all while working closely with you.
Hosting & Support Let’s say something unexpected happens with your website, like a glitch or an error. Would you feel confident enough to tackle it on your own? Well, here’s where outsourcing comes in handy! By outsourcing, you can easily arrange hosting and support solutions. This means that you’ll have the peace of mind knowing that there’s an experienced professional ready to jump in and lend a helping hand whenever you need it. Say goodbye to the stress of troubleshooting alone!
Time When it comes to web design, the amount of time it takes can vary greatly depending on the complexity of the task at hand. Here at InfaCloud, we understand that bigger projects, such as creating fully functional E-commerce sites, require careful attention. By entrusting the project to our skilled development team, you can shift your focus onto other ongoing tasks and ensure that nothing gets overlooked in the process.
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Transform your online presence with our comprehensive web solutions. Infacloud offers affordable web design in Darlington, creative website design in Peterlee, and serves as website designers in Hartlepool , providing top-notch services. As the best website designers in York , we ensure excellence in every project. Additionally, we offer website hosting in Peterlee, County Durham, and extend our web hosting services to Middlesbrough and Newcastle. Trust us as your reliable website hosting company in County Durham for seamless web hosting solutions tailored to your needs.
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mostlysignssomeportents · 2 years ago
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This day in history
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#20yrsago Cisco’s routers designed for governmental eavesdropping https://web.archive.org/web/20030808191949/http://news.com.com/2010-1071-997528.html
#20yrsago Chandler goes 0.1 https://web.archive.org/web/20030603202506/http://blogs.osafoundation.org/mitch/000166.html
#20yrsago Notes from “Legal Issues and Emerging Technology” https://craphound.com/fvletcon2003.txt
#20yrsago Patents in Emerging Tech https://craphound.com/etconpatents.txt
#20yrsago Andrew “Bunnie” Huang’s tutorial on Hardware Hacking https://craphound.com/bunnieetcon2003.txt
#15yrsago MSN Music customers lose *all* their music the next time they buy a new PC https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2008/04/drm-sucks-redux-microsoft-to-nuke-msn-music-drm-keys/
#15yrsago Middlesbrough cops, goons and clerks grab and detain photographer for shooting on a public street https://memex.craphound.com/2008/04/22/middlesbrough-cops-goons-and-clerks-grab-and-detain-photographer-for-shooting-on-a-public-street/
#15yrsago Disneyland bans pictures in its parking lots https://disneylandcompendium.blogspot.com/2008/04/photo-disneyland-doesnt-want-you-to-see.html
#10yrsago Fox sends fraudulent takedown notices for my novel Homeland https://memex.craphound.com/2013/04/22/fox-sends-fraudulent-takedown-notices-for-my-novel-homeland/
#10yrsago William Gibson tries the Google Glass https://www.flickr.com/photos/1800joe/8666284626/in/photostream
#10yrsago Then-and-now photos of Disney Parks from early days and today https://www.imagineeringdisney.com/thenandnow/2013/2/17/then-and-now-photo-collection.html
#10yrsago Finnish websites go dark tomorrow to call for copyright reform https://web.archive.org/web/20130601000000*/https://arcticstartup.com/2013/04/22/finnish-sites-blacking-out-tomorrow-in-support-of-copyright-petition
#1yrago Don’t believe Obama’s Big Tech criti-hype https://pluralistic.net/2022/04/22/mesmer-2-point-oh/#thanks-obama
I’m at the LA Times Festival of Books this weekend!
On Sat (Apr 23) at noon, I’m on a panel called “Covering Silicon Valley” with Winddance Twine, moderated by Wendy Lee from the LA Times.
On Sun (Apr 24) at 11AM, I’m signing for California Book Club at booth 111. At 12:30, I’m doing a panel called “The Accidental Detective” with Alex Segura, Margot Douaihy and SJ Rozan
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somefantasticplace · 4 years ago
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THEY DIDN'T LET IT LIE
After four years of writing in secret, Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer are about to bring their surreal masterpiece Catterick to television screen. Glimpse here an interview that treads the outer regions of sanity…
A long time ago Vic Reeves (real name Jim Moir) and Bob Mortimer were television revolutionaries, their work genuinely baffled as it made you laugh. But in recent years they have lurched perilously close to becoming light entertainment stalwarts. Their new six-part series for the BBC, Catterick, named after the North Yorkshire garrison town, might be the TV show that puts Vic & Bob back in a deeply disturbing and equally funny place. Or it could be a creative disaster. Either way, as this exclusive on-set interview shows, it will certainly be strange.
Catterick, what is it then?
Vic: It’s just a great long story about people who have lost things and then try to find them. We’ve been working on it for four years as a movie but then the BBC offered us a sketch show so we’ve put it into that space.
Bob: It’s different, a real treat. But it’s bonkers. It’s not Phoenix Nights or Early Doors but in a funny way we hope it will be as easy to watch as they are. There are mysterious crows influencing events.
Vic: It’s got very sinister undertones.
Bob: If we do get away with it, it will be a much bigger thing than we’ve done before. But they’ll only trust us to a certain extent.
The BBC don’t trust you?
Bob: I don’t think the BBC is sure about anyone for much longer than about a year, or two years. They might not even be sure about Ricky Gervais in three years time. I do get that feeling that they don’t fucking know either way of it’s good or bad.
Vic: The BBC just usually let us get on with it. Because it’s a drama they got us involved, or tried to get us involved because at the end of the day we are the ones who say yea or nay.
Bob: Just little things. Like they didn’t want it to be called Catterick. Should it be called Catterick? Should it be this long? Should it have more plots? The sort of things that come out of corporations.
Were you disappointed by Randall & Hopkirk not getting a third series?
Bob: I was surprised we got the second series really. To be honest, I didn’t think the stories were good enough. Charlie Higson wrote it… well, it was a fuck of a lot to take on, six one-hours on the BBC. We knew it when we were doing it. You know when you’re doing something and saying, “This isn’t the sort of thing that we do but we’ll try it.”
Do you suffer from people thinking you are dark geniuses rather than just comics?
Vic: If people do feel that, they don’t ring us up, they’ve thought about it in darkened corners.
Do you think you are dark geniuses?
Vic: Well, Emile Zola didn’t have people ringing him up and saying, “Are you a dark genius?” you do what you do. And we never hear of anything from fans.
Are they kept away from you?
Bob: No
Vic: It’s not that we’re not interested but we never hear of them.
Bob: I mean we don’t set up web lines and we don’t get aggressive not see fans, it’s just not…
Not what you do?
Vic: (looks over at Bob who is wearing a tracksuit top beneath a formal jacket): That’s quite unique is that look. That approach.
Bob: I’ve got a Gentle Giant t-shirt on (with a patriotic US design featuring a stars ‘n’ stripes-coloured horse).
Vic: A sports top.
Bob: And quite a formal shirt these days.
Vic: But a sports top and a suit.
Bob: What’s your verdict?
Vic: Well, it’s the new thing. The younger set will be wearing that next week. Is Jack in the younger set?
Not really, no. Is your show similar to what Paul Whitehouse did with Happiness?
Vic: No, it’s nothing like it at all.
I don’t mean the end product, but whether it’s written with similarly downbeat inclinations.
Vic: I think if you wanted to really analyse it the essence of comedy is about sadness. And there’s a lot of sadness. It’s very similar to Voltaire’s Candide, in that a bloke meets a woman who he falls madly in love with, she gets kidnapped and he spends the rest of his life looking for her and when he finds her, he finds out he doesn’t fancy her anymore. But that’s his entire life gone, for nothing. Also in Candide, people get killed and then come back to life.
And in Catterick?
Bob: Well a few die.
Vic: But if someone gets killed they are not necessarily dead. Although they’re not far off. I think it’s the best thing we’ve ever done, one of the best things ever on television but whether people like it or not is a different thing. I think people are now numbed; they’re dumbed down to the state where they’re going “We just want to watch someone decorating someone’s house.”
If everyone’s stupid, what hope is there for clever humour? Or clever anything?
Vic: I think it’s got to the state of just before punk rock emerged. Someone’s going to have to say, “Look, this is getting too much. It’s too shit, it’s too boring.” Fortunately we grew up at the right time. People of our age, from our era, are the only creative people around. There’s fuck all going on.  I get so agitated watching television – there’s nothing on.
Bob: If we get away with Catterick it will make people more ambitious, take more chances. This isn’t Early Doors or the Alan Partridge thing, it has no element of – and this is something I’m not particularly keen on – “Oh he’s just like the bloke in our office” or “I know people like that”. All that stuff, there’s none of that, there’s no-one you recognise.
Vic: The characters in Catterick, they don’t look and act like normal people but they are normal. You can take somebody who’s outlandish in their look or the way that the speak and put them in a real life proper situation. It’s confusing and then it becomes funny.
Do you think that’s a Northern thing?
Vic: What do you mean?
A warmth towards outlandishness.
Vic: There’s some of that in our area.
Bob: You used to follow oddballs, didn’t you? Around the streets.
Vic: Yeah, but I think there’s something particular about where we grew up, the northeast of Yorkshire. It seems to breed a particular viewpoint, which is, I think, funny. And we’ve got Mark Benton who is a superb character and he’s from Middlesbrough, and it’s so easy to work with him because he’s got that particular… he knows what the humour is. But it’s from darkness and from sensibilities and straightforward people. And you just take a twist off to the right or left. That’s where humour is.
What do you thing to Ant and Dec, who’ve, arguably, done a childish version of your act?
Vic: Well, all the best to them. They do stuff that’s so popular and I’m sure they enjoy magnificent flats.
Bob: When they started doing Saturday morning telly, they did it well. Just because we’re from the same neck of the woods and there’s two of them…
Vic: I hope they don’t go too far and people start to despising them. Like what’s his name… not Michael Jackson… the ginger-haired fella…
Bob: Terry Evans?
Vic: Chris Evans.
Did you work with Evans?
Vic: We must have met him… he had a snotty nose.
Bob: We thought he was a sneezer.
Vic: So am I. It’s all the cocaine I abuse.
Bob: You do?
Vic: I have cocaine constantly. I love it.
Bob: (returning to the subject of Ant and Dec): Yeah, their early stuff has probably got a half-life but at the moment they are the top presenters. If there’s a big event they’ll probably be the number one choice for it at the moment.
Was your first television break on Jonathan Ross’s ‘The Last Resort’?
Vic: I wouldn’t say it was a break, as we weren’t looking for a break at the time. I think Jonathan got in a lucky position hosting a programme – he’d get all his mates on.
Bob: The other thing you realise is how indebted you are once you’ve got a show. We used to do a live show down in Deptford, but people heard about it and they wanted to put us on. By the end of it we had this fucking theatre in Deptford. As soon as we did a run of five weeks in it, it was sold out in hours.
Vic: There were people coming from all over to see it and then we had TV bosses sniffing around but they didn’t know what to do with us.
Bob: What would we have done, would we have just carried on doing that?
Vic: Well I remember sitting in a cab and you said, “Shall we be famous then? Do you fancy it, do you want to be famous for a bit?” And we really didn’t think – and it didn’t matter…
Bob: I think I took 10 weeks off work. We were doing a shitty little tour.
Vic: We didn’t think it would carry on from there. I think it was a case of… (we stop as a waitress arrives).
Bob: Cup of tea, please. (Bob points at my chip bowl, which he has gradually filled with fag ends.) Sorry about that, pet.
Vic: Can I have a large gin and tonic. I need a hair-of-the-dog and I don’t usually do that, but…
It works.
Vic: I bet it does – because you were here late for the interview I bet you got up out of bed late, didn’t you? What were you doing last night? I was singing with me father-in-law. Were you living it up?
Drinking, talking rubbish.
Bob: That’s your job though, isn’t it?
Vic: That’s alright!
Bob: I watched Harry Hill’s TV Burp. You know, it was one of those nights.
Vic: Quiet night, then.
Bob: Quiet night, yeah.
How close do you live to each other?
Bob: About 16 minutes.
Vic: No, longer, I reckon 40 minutes.
Bob: I’d say 28, if it’s important to you then we have to get it right.
Vic: More 29. Depends on the wind.
Bob: Mmm.
Isn’t that like giving up on life, moving to Kent?
Bob: Why do you say that? Where do you live?
Me? Camberwell.
Vic: Do you like it there?
I’ve not been there for that long, I was in Greenwich before.
Vic: You’re obsessive, that’s where we lived. The next thing you’ll be in Kent – you’re living the same places that we lived. You would have been here (central London) quicker if you lived in Kent, and you have the luxury of having a nice quiet life with beautiful countryside and fresh air. What happens with you now? You wake up and open your windows and you’ve got…
A gherkin.
Vic: Or a Nigerian taxi going, Waaaah! Waaaah!
Bob: You’re got a Gurkha?
A gherkin. It’s a building. And apart from me everyone else in the block is Nigerian.
Bob: Ah, yes. Do you drink in The Grove?
No, that’s turned into a big-box-little-box place. I drink at the Hermit’s cave.
Bob: That was the police pub. It was a no-go.
Vic: Do you go in at lunchtime? What do you have, pie or fish?
Just a drink.
Vic: Really, and then do you go home and have your tea? And then have some pints. What do you have for your tea?
My flatmate’s doing a cooking course so…
Vic: So she comes back with some good recipes. I left a recipe for Nancy when I was coming up here. I said “Get those chickens’ breasts out, put them in lemon juice and soy sauce then a bit pf paprika and let them marinate for some time and we’ll have those with a nice bit of cabbage and some mushrooms.”
Bob: I loved Camberwell. But I’d been in Peckham and Camberwell for 15 years and one weekend my girlfriend got attacked, my motorcycle got nicked and the police, with their helicopters, cornered a criminal in me back garden. And then the spell of it were gone. I couldn’t live there. I’d lived there happily but as soon as something happened I walked out.
Vic: I remember when we first did Big Night Out. I’d secured myself a really nice flat in Blackheath. One bedroom, but nice. It was posh. And he was living on the worst estate in Peckham and it used to make me think that other people were thinking that I was getting all the money and he wasn’t getting anything and he wouldn’t fucking get out of this shit hole. Even when we had quite a good deal of money he wouldn’t get out of that shithole in Peckham and it used to make me highly embarrassed.
Bob: I was in a homeless hostel, it’s true, and then I got this council flat just off the North Peckham council estate.
Vic: It was going to be on Through The Keyhole.
Bob: I wish I’d done it, like.
Vic: It was fucking frightening, like. When we were on tour I’d get picked up, it wasn’t a luxury flat but it had a nice front piece and it looking like a nice big hour and then I’d go and pick that fucker up and it was a disgusting hole.
Bob: It was fucking noisy at night.
Vic: And he made it worse because he was a lazy fucker. He couldn’t be bothered getting out of his bed and walking round to go to the toilet so he kicked a hole in the wall to the toilet. I said “What are you doing about getting this rubbish out of the house?” and he said, “Oh, I’ll put it out the window.” There was a triangle of shit, milk bottles and crap out the back window. Piss everywhere, piss in milk bottles…
Bob: They were the days thought, you can’t do that in Kent. And you know what, it’s embarrassing. I’m not being nasty to Nigerians in any way, I’m just making the clear point that they are noisy. Eight or nine of them in a very tiny space and they never shut up. Either that or it’s the tinkle of chicken bones falling on the pavement all fucking night.
Could that be construed as racist?
Vic: I don’t think it’s racist. When you go into an Indian shop they are always on the phone. Always. And it’s not racist but you get accused of being racist if you say that all Nigerians are…
Bob: They are fucking noisy.
Why isn’t that racist?
Bob: Because it has been my experience.
Vic: With our type of humour – a lot of people from the North East have our sense of humour – it’s a positive thing. We can say it because it’s the way we sound.
Well you’d have to ask a Nigerian whether he minds it in a North Yorkshire accent or not.
Bob: You noisy bastard.
Vic: One of the characters in Catterick is white, Jewish, ginger haired who’s got an Asian accent.
Bob: See that could be a stumbling block… it’s quite idiotic.
Vic: When we did The Club on Bang Bang, Bob played a character who had a Chinese accent and that was covered by the fact that…
Bob: But we seemed to get away with that but Asia’s different, isn’t it? As for what people are going to say? Fuck, I don’t know. Vic: If you were raised in Hong Kong and you were white Anglo-Saxon and you came back you’re going to talk with a Chinese accent. Which might be intriguing.
Bob: See the other thing is that I reckon probably in fucking South Yorkshire it’s incredibly cool to be Asian.
Like it used to be cool amongst some whites to pretend to be black?
Vic: That’s still cool now. White children in Southeast London have got a basically West Indian accent, haven’t they? It’s cool but will it ever be cool to come from the Isle of White.
Bob: I don’t think the BBC have cottoned on to that yet. That Matt Lucas is going to be Asian.
You said your humour is a product of where you come from, but Roy “Chubby” Brown is from the same area, isn’t he?
Vic: Do you know, when I was talking to my friend Eugene at the weekend, Nancy said “He says ‘cunt’".  And Nancy says, “You say ‘cunt’ a lot.” She says she doesn’t like it. Being from the South she finds if, well not offensive, but she says she “notices” it, it’s a serious word. But Eugene said it’s a particular thing to our particular area. People will say cunt in the Northeast without thinking about it and I think it’s because of the accent. It’s not forced out. If it were in the South it would be “CAANT!” so it sounds like it’s being shot out. In the Northeast it’s nice, and it’s rounded. I mean I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that word. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with any language. It’s just a natural thing.
Isn’t it violent towards women?
Vic: No, not really. The word cunt is the same as “Kent” and “quaint” if you take it right back to language. Where it first came from (all this is palpably untrue); from the English language when we had fewer words in our vocabulary Kent, quaint and cunt were all the same thing. So what do you do? Do you start saying you can’t say these words?
Bob: That’s terrible.
Northerners say “bastard” better.
Bob: I think they are the best words. Whatever you think to “Chubby”, he’s a fucking great swearer.
Vic: With Roy “Cubby” Brown those words can come out and they’re got the same amount of force but they’re used in a certain way so you can accept them a little bit easier. This Jethro character – I’ve never heard him but he’s quite oo-arhh, isn’t he? And I can imagine he says (speaking in an almost Long John Silver pirate accent to denote the West Country), “You farking Carnt.” It’s a lot smoother, but if it’s cockney it sounds like a battering ram of a machine gun.
Bob: There’s not that much kudos up North in being sharp, it’s not the thing to be the aggressive comic.
(Looking at photographs that Vic has brought) Is this the stuff you’ve been taking?
Vic: Yeah. I liked the way you said that. Are you the boss of Jack?
I am actually, yes.
Vic: Are you enjoying it?
Bob: Have you got a good office?
Yes. I’ve got a chair on a castor and a floor with no carpet so when I put up the phone I move…
Bob: Are you going to stick to the castors, though?
Well, we’re moving office… today, in fact.
Vic: To a place with carpets?
Yes, afraid so.
Vic: You might find that more tricky.
Bob: You’ll miss the movement you know. Have you booked your office and said, “That’s my fucking office.”
The new place is open plan…
Vic: Oh eh!
Bob: Oh fucking cordon it off man and put “The Boss” up.
Vic: (Handing me some photographs) I want them all back. I want to do a portrait book so you have to promise me that you’ll give them all back.
Bob: Well, what will you do if he doesn’t?
Vic: I know where he lives.
What, you’ll send the boys round?
Vic: Yes, to go in your pub. I know coppers.
They shut the police station.
Vic: It doesn’t matter, not coppers from Peckham.
Hull coppers are direct and to the point.
Bob: Hull? They’d be great coppers.
Vic: Leicester’s the worst city, though.
Bob: I tell you what I think is worse, when you go down the Thames to those towns…
Vic: Marlow!
Bob: Marlow’s the worst.
Vic: Complete fights… and gang warfare. We should have a street fight.
Bob: It’s been a while hasn’t it?
Vic: Yeah. Do you want to join in or are you not a street fighter?
No. I’ll leave that.
Bob: You arrange a street fight for soft lads where no-one really gets hurt. It looks fucking amazing.
Vic: Bob used to be a big street fighter.
Bob: There's a lock-in pub (Bob here gives extended directions to a particular pub in South London). I used to live next door to it, Fucking hell. Every day of the year.
Vic: Where was that other place you used to do a lock-in?
Bob: Oh the Mexican place. That was a long one, an all-nighter.
Vic: I never did all that, you used to do three days of drinking…. You were a real drinker.
Bob: I used to be.
Have you stopped.
Bob: To be honest, more or less. We had some dos recently because we’d finished filming and I don’t seem to be able to get past five fucking pints.
Do you fall over or just go to sleep.
Bob: I’m just fucked.
Vic: Twice a week I’ll have a really good piss up.
Do you turn into a violent drunk or a lachrymose “I love you” drunk?
Vic: You know what I like? I really fucking love getting nicely pissed in me house and do fuck all. I’ll mess about. I’ll do a drawing or fiddle about with a candle, or poke the fire. Poking the fire when you’re pissed… I fucking love it. I’ll do that twice a week, get heavily pissed poking a fire. The other times I’ll drink camomile tea. Me and my lass drink camomile tea and eat sweets. I tell you what, and I don’t know how the fuck she does it, she’ll get a big box of chicken legs and stuff and she goes through all the chicken legs and she doesn’t put on an ounce. She’ll have eight chicken legs in a night and… nothing. And we have a big jug of squash, chicken legs, sweets and cheese comes out every night – like a bastard! Cheese is going to kill me.
Which is your favourite cheese?
Vic: I love all Bries and the Camemberts. I love that and pickles. Pickled eggs. Every night the tray will come out with all the shit on it and she’ll eat and eat. And she’ll not put a thing on.
Why do you think the tabloids always chase Vic’s personal life, not Bob’s?
Bob: I think it’s because he’s “Vic Reeves”. That’s the story there, that’s the way they see it.
Vic: Bob and me are both equally dull as each other. We don’t do fuck all but they seem to want to think that I have an exciting life because I married an underwear model. They seem to think that we have rampant sex all the time. She makes the dinner and puts her pyjamas on.
Bob: And you poke the fire.
Vic: I poke the fire. And then I occasionally poke her. Nothing happens, we do fuck all. But the tabloids want us to have an exciting life. They expect more of me and I don’t know why.
As a double act you’re quite unique, there’s not a straight man and a funny man – it seems an equal opportunities arrangement…
Bob: In the old days there was a straight man and a funny man but if you look at Ant and Dec they're equal as well.
Vic: Maybe it’s just a copy of us. Maybe we were the first…
Bob: It seems a bit of a waste, up a blind alley ultimately if one’s straight and one's funny. I was quite straight in Shooting Stars.
Vic: But you were never the straight one. You can have the straight one or you can have two straight men. You can have someone who is the dozy one but then if you switch the tables… in Catterick I’m clearly, if you look at it straightforwardly, the dozy one and my brother Carl is the one who has got it together. But then if you look more deeply maybe I’m cleverer… and he’s a liar. But it’s got that underlying thing all the way through that you don’t really know.
How scripted is your stuff?
Vic: Quite heavily. If we’re going to do a routine then we’ll know about it.
Bob: The nice thing about Shooting Stars is there are surprises. It’s not like Buzzcocks where they give them the questions beforehand. They are quite brave some people, they don’t get any chance to think of something funny.
Vic: When we are writing we have an office and we go in at 9:30 and leave at 3:30. Deathly silence, we never speak.
Bob: You’ve just got to sit down and do it. It’s no good going to Denmark and thinking you’ll be inspired. It’s, “here’s an office and a table”. Sometimes you do three pages and sometimes you do three lines but we try and stick to it.
Has anybody ever turned you down to appear on Shooting Stars?
Vic: I tell you who we never get – boxers, because they all want five grand and they think they’re fucking it.
Bob: We send off massive lists.
Vic: We nearly had Art Garfunkel once.
Bob: He’s got an airport problem.
Vic: I don’t think we are au fait with the younger set so you get someone like Destiny’s Child on to the show, or someone else and you think, “Who the fuck’s that?”
Bob: There's a lot of that.
Vic: My daughter's like, “Wooooooooh, yeah, you’ve got Mis-Teeq on!” and I say “Mystique – is that a juggling act?”
Bob: We don’t know their names.
Vic: And Mis-Teeq is a big deal, isn’t she? I thought she might have been a trapeze act but no, she’s a singer.
How do you cope with someone as patently Southern and middle class as Will Self being in love with you?
Vic: He finds us fascinating.
But slightly patronising?
Bob: He really cares for what he’s doing.
Vic: He’s bombastic and we’re vicarious.
Do you worry about Johnny Vegas?
Vic: Yeah. We have to edit out a couple of hours. We once did a take of Shooting Stars in 36 minutes, but when we get Johnny Vegas in we were lucky to get three hours and I just felt sorry for the people who were sitting in the audience. I mean he’s fucking bright, he’s hilarious but he’ll go on for an hour-and-a-half with his answer and you’re thinking, “Fuck, can we just get him to the green room?”
Do you drink and work?
Bob: A live show, I like to have three pints before I go on. A television show, I like to have three cans. I’ve never recorded a show where I haven’t had a drink. I don’t think so.
Vic: It wasn’t religious but we’d have lagers, cans. I do remember once when I had one too many at Sheffield.
Bob: You know how lager’s powerful, at some venues we’d phone up and say, “Please, don’t fuck us up with this Skol and Stella and stuff,” Just three and that would fuck us. You don’t realise at the time but you can see afterwards.
Vic: It’s acting, that’s what it is, and you can’t act if you’ve had anything, you just can’t do it. I don’t understand how people smoke pot. I don’t know anyone who can have any drug or drink loads and go on stage.
Bob: That’s a fucker.
Vic: Here’s something interesting. Two comedians in Denmark are re-creating Shooting Stars ad they’re going to film it.
Bob: Who wants to do that?
Vic: The BBC, with us.
Bob: Denmark? That’s butter.
Well, bacon really.
Vic: And very soft shoes.
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A brief history of Reeves & Mortimer.
1986: The Vic Reeves Variety Palladium begins at Winston’s Wine Bar, Deptford. Sketches include “Tappy Lappy” – Moir dancing to “Fly Me To The Moon” with planks on his feet, wearing a Bryan Ferry mask. The show is re-named Vic Reeves Big Night Out and moves to Goldsmith’s Tavern, New Cross Road. Moir is joined by pal, Bob Mortimer.
1988-1989: Big Night Out  shifts to the Albany Empire, Deptford. Spotted by Jonathan Ross and invited onto Ross’s The Last Resort, giving Reeves his big break.
1990-1991: Vic Reeves Big Night Out on Channel 4. Classic end sequence as Reeves belts out “Mr  Songwriter”, turning side-on to accentuate the flare in his trousers.
1991:  I Will Cure You album released. “Dizzy”, performed with the Wonderstuff, reaches Number One.
1992: The Weekenders is on Channel 4, where Vic and Bob visit a meat festival and buy sausages for aliens.
1993-1995: The Smell of Reeves & Mortimer on BBC2, giving us Mulligan And O’Hare, Stars in Their Eyes and TV chefs eating the flesh from a giraffe’s antler.
1995-2003: Shooting Stars, a quiz format featuring regulars Ulrika-ka-ka-ka, Mark Lamarr, Donald Cox The Sweaty Fox, Will Self, Johnny Vegas, The Dove From Above and multi-talented drummer, Matt Lucas.
1997: “Comedy” show It’s Ulrika! hits the screens with the duo credited as writers. It’s bloody painful viewing.
1998-1999: Families At War includes a Vic & Bob five minute bit with Bob as a spider on a crane. Bang Bang It’s Reeves & Mortimer gives the duo more space. “The Club” shines.
2000-2001: Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) on BBC1, but it doesn’t quite work.
2004: Catterick begins, which charts the first hours of a brotherly reunion. They become involved with a murderer and a hotelier who has lost his penis.
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 To the wager of the year! This time's primary escalate wager are going to be actually the market referring to the variety of memory cards that Mrs (Graham) Poll will definitely get on her birthday party.
 Okay, thus Arsenal knocked Middlesbrough 7-0 in 2014, yet the number of folks would certainly possess advised that Boro would certainly possess been actually the crew that would certainly possess taken the concealing? Collection merely dealt with to rack up a singular residence objective versus Birmingham, just before scratching previous Cardiff (2-1) in a Highbury association versus Cardiff in the F.A. Cup, which stresses the factor I am actually making an effort to create.
 The situation is actually duplicated in the 'appropriate credit rating' industry, along with proponents of the prominent staffs steaming in for their edge to bloodshed the opponent on a regular manner.
 Breaking both fifty percents of a video game uses additional knowledge right into the manner in which supervisors 'end up' their gamers. Chelsea just 'succeeded' sixteen initial fifty percent 'suits', however professed twenty-seven 'success' in the 2nd one-half of their activities.
 Excessive bettors possess their crown in the clouds when they bank on volleyball, along with their souls surging the blood stream by means of the capillaries as wagering slips up are actually finished at breakneck rate as proponents support their staff to obtain unlikely intendeds.
 ' Harry' has actually been actually active adverse the south coastline, whilst Charlton must know to stay without 'Curbs' that may possess leapt prior to being actually possibly driven as the Addicks encounter a possible headache time.
 Regulation football bettors are actually more and more necessary to bookies that become aware that steed auto racing has actually fired on its own in the feet frequently to attract brand new clients, albeit that Italian regulation football is actually under analysis after some bogus task recently.
 Skeptics advise that 'anoraks' like on my own may analyze varieties to a benefit, the realities advise that numbers certainly never are located, and also using this favorable mindset may experience benefits.
 If you take into consideration that the property crew is actually the favorite most of suits, the serious thought and feelings to think about when participating in the proper rating market, is actually that a stat of 310 versus 70 developed using house crews that racked up a max of pair of targets in the Premiership final time. To ram property the aspect, additionally take into consideration that pair of hundred as well as nineteen of those house staffs racked up lower than pair of targets!
 Should Martin O'Neill go to Old Trafford rather than Sir Alex, as well as will Chelsea followers tire of one more period of 'useless' Premiership triumphes if European magnificence slips up by means of blue hands once more?
 Bettors require to look into the relevant information that is actually quickly on call nowadays, and also clear on their own of negligence that are going to certainly cost all of them amount of money throughout the winter months initiative. James Beattie composed the position objective of the video game 7 attend suits including Everton, however James got all those targets at Goodison Park.
 Disregarding the possibility of setting against crews for this instance, the practical possibilities for James to slash the 1st objective in your home this year must be actually around the 5/2 score, along with 12/1 readily available in suits out of Goodison Park. Those chances will definitely certainly not be actually mirrored through bookies nevertheless, and also bettors require to knock residence the benefit, whether risking or even participating in the markets this time.
 The ex-Liverpool goalkeeper Bruce Grobbelaar was actually implicated of match-fixing in this particular nation many years earlier, however all Brucie's blog post seemed to be to obtain pertaining to bettors enhancing their wagering on football, rather than the possibly incurable prognosis in the equine auto racing industry. The 'account' (Bruce succeeded sizable problems coming from a foremost paper) simply improved rate of interest in taken care of chances Fixed Football Tips!
 However, Darren Bent performed deal at satisfying possibilities comparative and also the Charlton demonstrator opened up ball game in 8 suits. 'Sven' created the error of dismissing Darren's capability for this year's World Cup, and also the training for bettors must be actually looking all of them in the skin.
 The World Cup Finals create enormous excitement the observing time, and also along with also the leading supervisors under serious stress this time for one main reason or even an additional, no Premiership project is actually entirely secure this time around around.
 With any luck this form of info will certainly lead you to wager along with your head this period and also protect an earnings as opposed to yearly reductions.
 Thierry Henry was actually a brief valued much-loved to rack up the very first objective of the video game in Arsenal's suits in 2015, however the Golden Boot victor merely accomplished the accomplishment on 5 celebrations.
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 After every time very most excellent young people soccer trainers attempt to determine techniques to enhance their crews or even training techniques. A lot of take some time to demonstrate a little bit currently of year on recent time.
 The majority of our company inquire our own selves;
 Performed I perform an excellent work?
 Performed my crew perform and also they should possess?
 Performed our company fulfill our targets as determined prior to the time begun?
 Where are actually places our company failed to carry out effectively in?
 What could I possess carried out in a different way?
 Should I be actually bring in any type of adjustments?
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 Back in the 90's I trained the only method I had actually ever before understood, "I" accumulation electrical power as well as choice Fixed Football Tips. Our company managed the exact same outburst and also all the exact same practices I had actually managed as a young people soccer gamer in the advanced 60's as well as in the 70's as a High School gamer.
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 What switched my mind away coming from that "lotto" way of thinking was actually that in the organization I trained in at that point, the exact same groups along with the exact same instructors succeeded year in as well as year out. Submissively, I happened to the final thought that mentoring as well as program actually mattered in young people Fixed Football Tips as well as I required to produce some adjustments.
 It appears is actually if several of our fellow young people regulation football trainers endure coming from this gamer stamping out condition. In my very first handful of years of training young people soccer, I went with the above article period examination. My solution was actually constantly that I needed to have much better soccer gamers as the option to my concern.
 Modifications Our Experts Are Going to Make in 2008
 I am actually functioning to create far better techniques of corresponding along with my training workers. I experience our company are actually certainly not leveraging the skills of each trainer as effectively as our experts could possibly or even taking advantage of the special capability established each of our trains innately possesses as an individual creature. Our company are actually likewise favoring also a lot on our organizers to carry out all the essential reviews, corrections and also video game preparation.
 Through performing a far better work in this place our children will definitely possess a much better adventure, obtain much better guideline, be actually far better equipped as well as possess much more enjoyable. Mentoring young people regulation football is actually concerning X's and also O's however it is actually additionally efficiently as well as effectively connecting along with your gamers as well as your trainers.
 Our company prefer to utilize their input where it produces feeling while creating certain that all our little ones are actually "maxing out" on the distinct capability established each of our team instructors take to the dining table. While our team most likely carry out a far better project of this than many young people regulation football groups, our team prefer to be actually the finest at it, that is our requirement. I obtain to find (investigation) just how numerous effective High School as well as College staffs carry out factors.
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 Numerous of you assume of Tom Osborne as "Mr. Option Football". Bob Devaneys Unbalanced T development operating crews of 1967 and also 1968 had actually had a hard time. Those staffs conformed back to rear 6-4 times that featured a homecoming time 12-0 reduction to lowly Kansas State in an activity NU possessed only 1 initially down.
 Spreading Passing Attack
 In 1970 NU was actually a Fifty% operate Fifty% successfully pass crew, and also were actually divided fairly considerably down the center coming from 1969 to the overdue 70s. While Osborne's 1970 and also 1971 staff had actually succeeded National Titles (both staffs possessed astonishing defenses), his crews in the mid and also overdue 70s were actually receiving exhausted every year through Oklahoma as well as commonly really did not get on effectively in Bowl Games. While NU's crews were actually succeeding 9-10 activities every year, that had not been the objective, the objective was actually to complete for National Championships.
 Adjustment to Option Football
 Osborne examined the yard of university soccer and also in 1980 he chose to create a huge adjustment to choice regulation football through sponsoring Fort Worth Texas indigenous Turner Gill. Osborne had actually carried out a thorough analytical research study of the objectionable manufacturing of university soccer and also it is actually connection to triumphes
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