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endervoide · 5 months ago

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Going thru the tubbo vods and goddamn this is definitely keeping me up for my night shift.

#tubbo #dream situation #what the absolute hell #what shit is teletubby on????

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claire-starsword · 11 months ago

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i. must have some sort of door-related curse

#every year some door in this house gets stuck. i JUST got back from my break #what the absolute hell #and in the day the landlady has surgery #goddamn #at least i managed to get inside first this time

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coldhands-sunkeneyes · 2 years ago

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Fuck New York all the homies fucking hate New York

#WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL #PETER WENTZ WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU #atavan halen??? what a catch???? just one yesterday???? MOTHERFUCKING STEREO HEARTS AND CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD?????? I am my own muse???? 27?????#these 5 foot bitches from wilmette better know how to catch bc I’m THROWING HANDS #fuck you tumblr user falloutboy #I wish everyone in New York a very die #fob #tourdust

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riftwalker-limbro · 2 years ago

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filibertus decided to put the fucking fear of god in me today

#rift noises #i just about screamed when i saw this #what the absolute hell

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.

(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(gonna do the general episode 7 tags just in case but...weirdly i don't think this is specifically spoilery for once?)#why not though. why not both of 'em.#why not all of 'em. sebek can hyphenate.#lilia gazing wistfully up at the sky: it's what meleanor would have wanted #ghost meleanor with a bucket of popcorn watching the senate absolutely implode in impotent rage: hell yeah #i'm currently about 80/20 on whether or not i think we'll actually get silver vanrouge in canon #but man do i ever want it #if we all hold hands and believe very hard maybe we can manifest this by the time we finally get back to diasomnia #WE CAN DO IT 🤝🤝🤝

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daredevil-vagabond · 1 year ago

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...Forest walls and starry ceilings... - Harpy Hare, Yaelokre

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whirlwinded-win · 2 years ago

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Don’t like that. Don’t like any of that.

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

#oh no #vaddy #what the absolute hell #lol #sir #sir no

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sforzesco · 5 months ago

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paris of troy! during those years he was a shepherd.

I was reading cartledge's book on thebes and every now and then the spartan focuses wrt to the pantheon of gods comes up. sparta has nothing to do with this except for where it does, but apollo karneios was discussed and that got my attention, which circled back to paris, and then I started thinking about the paris + apollo link

I also started thinking about narrative rejections bc paris has a funky absence in the iliad that's giving a kind of...a vibe. your parents shouldn't have had you, the story doesn't want you around, but oh boy are you there anyway, manifested into existence. no matter what, doom must manifest in flesh form. it's a narrative necessity, the actual incident (the judgement) is secondary.

The Judgement of Paris in Later Byzantine Literature, E. M. Jeffreys

weird! love it! almost (but not quite) reminds me of troilos' murder at achilles' hands lurking in the guts of the iliad. it's there, even when it's not. more importantly tho: sheep. I miss working on a farm with sheep and goats and cows and--

#a lot of the early stuff with paris reminds me of geta of roman emperor fame tbh like goddamn what the hell is going ON there #anyway. last year i wrote the script for a comic about paris and what it means to get body hijacked by a plot older than you #very oedipus to be absolutely damned by all forces before you were born. which also means i can make this about thebes. and if #i can make it about thebes then it's ALSO about rome bc rome and thebes are sister cities #christ i'd love to find the time to actually draw it #ancient greece tag #<< eventually going to update the previous greece tag to all fit under this one. eventually. some day #god. anyway. 'readers are given no reason for his vehement insistence on leaving troy' aughGHGHHHHHHHH #drawing tag

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oldiebolder · 1 year ago

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OP can remove allegedly

???? Fred Vasseur must have woken up after a spectacular fever dream and said ‘this is a divine prophecy i need to fulfill’ and then the man worked his shiny bald head off to conduct the most nefarious driver market switch up in recent history because WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR LEWIS HAMILTON IS GOING TO FERRARI (allegedly)

#what the absolute hell

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pokecraftking · 1 year ago

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Everyone: "Unova had a bunch of references to it recently and we had gen 4 games not long ago, next mainline game is gonna be in Unova!"

Also Everyone: "Gen 2 would be up for a new game soon after Let's Go did Kanto, and the whole Pokemon Present was FILLED with Johto related stuff. Next game will be Johto!"

Gamefreak:

#pokemon #pokemon za #pokemon legends za #pokemon lza #idk what the hell to tag the game as lmao #pokemon legends #this game came out of LEFT FIELD #EVERYONE i knew was saying it was gonna be gens 2 or 5 to get new games next #absolutely NO ONE expected a gen 6 game #pokemon presents

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lmaowh-at · 9 months ago

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Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these