#What's the commanders crime?
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Even though they're crime fighters, they all have their own crime
#artists on tumblr#eaglebones falconhawk#the aquabats#aquabats#the aquabats super show#jimmy the robot#art#ricky fitness#crash mclarson#I draw the aquabats because my sister likes it#Beanzy c'mon get on over here#Alastor is so freaking cute o.o#Jimmy the robot#How did I get in an aquabats fandom??#The commander isn't here because I didn't make enough squares and five looks weird#What's the commanders crime?#Cheeky crash
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I'm finally playing Mass Effect (Legendary Edition) for the first time (many years far too late) and
Shepard, probably: I could take him
Garrus, probably:
#the way I WHEEZED when Wrex asked#why can't I smooch the turian in the first game yet#this is a crime#no im not chasing that bg3 romance rpg high what are you talking about#dont check my sources just trust me#i cant be the first person that made this joke but im experiencing the games for the first time ok LOL#garrus vakarian#commander shepard#shepard x garrus#garrus x femshep#mass effect
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The Watchtower
#splatoon#splatoon 2#octo expansion#splatoon 3#side order#commander tartar#my art :o]#Commander Tartar + panopticon = ✨perfection✨#I planned on combining the Asynchronous Rondo & Tartar for quite a while now but never got to it [like most projects - RIP to all my WIPs]#this took me about 3 hours to create or less [it's quite messy lmao]#but hey I'll take it! Things have been pretty rough so I'm glad I get to draw again and enjoy the process too#anyways - what kinda crime(s) did ya commit to land in the panopticon? [knowing Tartar it likely wasn't even a crime lmao]#[gets thrown in the slammer for eating the entire soap supply]#👁️you are being watched👁️
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I misread the first chapter thinking they were already together and it took all the thirst to realize that they're probably not (also this could totally be wrong and please enlighten me if it is but I bet if Jazz is this thirsty and desperate Prowl's actually 100x more thirsty than that)
They're not together lol, they're just so down bad for each other it's, frankly, embarrassing and they should be embarrassed.
#best friends#partners in crime#the two morally grey dudes who just wanna get stuff done#and kiss#they def want to kiss#and other things#but what matters is they havnt and this is why this fic is technically a slow burn#and after millenia skipping around each other the hornyness levels are#yes#over 9000#jazzprowl fanfic#jazzprowl#JP DALDOM AU#oops I did not get their relationship across very well did I#or DID I#no one in high command knows wtf their deal is either#only poor poor poor Bumblebee has been forced to see the true extent of how thirsty Jazz is for Prowl while having the knowledge that#Jazz is getting NONE of the Cop Puss#Jazz is drooling over that bumper and those doorwings#I wonder what Prowl is thirsting over#its going to be something lame and romantic like his mind or his smile isnt it#or maybe Prowl is an aft-man
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Last line challenge
Rules: in a new post, show the last line you wrote (or drew) and tag as many people as there are words (or as many as you like).
Tagged by the lovely @merlyn-bane
I was (unsurprisingly) working on the little codywan surfer au, doing a design sketch for fox, the resident lifeguard. The last line was the shading above his shorts and as you may notice i'm once again getting carried away with a design sketch 😅
I will draw him some hands eventually... he'll need those to swim...
No pressure tags for @alamogirl80 @pyromanicdaydreamer @chiliger @notthestarwar and @anaclastic-azurite (head honcho of surf au btw)
#my art#last line challenge#tag game#wip games#wip#codywan surfer au#clones in shorts amiright#i need to make him chunkier its what he deserves#his shorts are also mighty short but im not changing that#commander fox#i will eventually show what his face looks like i have drawn it after all#i'm just sleepy right now#and you'll notice he's not committing a war crime with that fanny pack#thats a white cross not a red cross#maybe he should be committing a war crime it would be more accurate to the source material...#but id have to redraw it and i dont wanna do that#modern au#surfer au
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the tragic tale of helene, toddler trevor’s wife
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#smosh#smosh pit#trevor evarts#culinary crimes#I am thoroughly impressed by his ability to cry on command#what a king#my post
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Anon is closed until the weirdos fuck off from there!
If you wanna accuse me??? Of having a noncon kink??? Say it with Ur full chest on main
#ive been getting so many out if pocket anons recently#and to answer the lastest wierd anon without posting the ask? spectrum doesnt watch head empty jim get changed you wierdo#he commands him to dress up in a private room#jesus Christ#and the “what if he finds out jims identity” oh no seeing another man shirtless from a distance what a crime /sar#sorry the rest of yall... this anon just gave me the ICK EUGGGHH
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do you want to know what i spend the last 20 minutes making. instead of studying.

this. enjoy <3
#this hasnt left my brain since i read a post pointing out both of their midwifery#so here u go#i tried out a few different drop shadow colours but this felt right#our flag means death#ofmd 2#ofmd season 2#good omens#crowley#bildad the shuhite#if theres one thing you'll find in the queer tv shows#its midwifery apparently#“if i had two nickels” etc etc#unlicensed midwifery#im obsessed with all the crimes on ed's wanted poster#like? commandeering a coffin? bbg for what militaristic purposes are you using a coffin?
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after the 2nd israeli massacre of alshifa hospital
#as if ti wasnt enough to violate this place once#they claimed to find a command centre here and the claims were proven false#they claimed to kill hamas members here w no proof and that they had 'cleansed' the area of resistance activity#yet they had to return to violate it once again#theyve burnt it and killed hundreds of people#ran them over with tanks and raped women#committed heinous crimes and for what? for lies?#yet zios will still refuse to call this a genocide#when this is clearly a 'war' on palestinian life#they want to destroy any chance of gaza being habitable again#they wish to turn it into a wasteland#death to israel#death to america#and death to all those who support this and fund this and celebrate over the corpses of our children#free palestine#palestine#gaza#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#glory to the martyrs#long live the resistance#long live palestine
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Tag drop: Solas
#[ solas: ic. ] the dread wolf inspired hope in my friends and fear in my enemies. not unlike “inquisitor” i suppose.#[ solas: inquiries. ] let me help you. / you cannot. there is no glory here. only a price that i alone will pay.#[ solas: countenance. ] i was solas first. “fen'harel” came later. an insult i took as as a badge of honor.#[ solas: introspection. ] war breeds fear. fear breeds a desire for simplicity. good and evil. right or wrong. chains of command.#[ solas: meta. ] just remember; an enemy can attack but only an ally can betray you. betrayal is always worse.#[ solas: etc. ] i have people; seeker. the greatest triumphs and tragedies this world has known can all be traced to people.#[ solas: mythal. ] they killed her. a crime for which an eternity of torment is the only fitting punishment.#[ solas: elvhenan. ] imagine beings who lived forever for whom magic was as natural as breathing. that is what was lost.#[ solas: fade. ] everything is a memory; they are easily muddied. they contain truths but reason and sense are required to extract it.#[ solas: skyhold. ] there is a place that waits for a force to hold it. there is a place where the inquisition can build… grow.#[ solas: inquisition. ] you created a powerful organization. and now it suffers the inevitable fate of such; betrayal and corruption.#[ solas: inquisitor. ] you hold the key to our salvation. you had sealed it with a gesture; and then i felt the whole world change.#[ solas: vhenan. ] you have a rare and marvelous spirit. in another world— / why not this one? / i can't.#[ solas: dorian. ] is that a problem for you? / no. no. you're a special and unique snowflake. live the dream.#[ solas: varric. ] you know what i like about you? your boundless optimism. / it's comforting that what qualities i lack; you invent.#[ solas: cassandra. ] i am impressed by your honesty and faith. it is a difficult path; but if anyone can walk it honourably. you can.#[ solas: cole. ] never forget your purpose; cole. it is a noble one. even if this world does not understand.#[ solas: vivienne. ] i leave you with the greatest curse of my people. dirthara ma. / what rustic curse is that? / 'may you learn.'#[ solas: blackwall. ] you have seen a great deal of battle. / we all have. / not like you. you live and breathe war. it's home to you.#[ solas: sera. ] i suppose now you’ll switch to how i’m the same but different? / you are the furthest from what you were meant to be.#[ solas: bull. ] what you think is what you say and do. / even peasants may find freedom in the safety of thought; you take even that.#tag drop#[ solas. ] to the people i was fen'harel. to my enemies i was the dread wolf. but i was neither. i was just solas.
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Got a paramount+ trial subscription. Just finished watching all of Strange New Worlds (review: solid star trek shenanigans, pretty much all bangers with the exception of the Spock-is-human episode which just suuuuuucked and the Klingon war trauma episode about which I have let's say Philosophical Reservations in that it could have been more Space M*A*S*H. not as gay as I was promised, in fact I would say disappointingly heterosexual. adore uhura, hemmer and la'an. cannot believe they gorned my boy 😢)
Off sick all week with COVID can't really do anything except lie around and watch TV.
#red said#an addendum to the snw review is like#bearing in mind I'm a big time ds9 guy#i really like every episode of this i think it's fun and delightful. however there are certain philosophical undercurrents I'm#at best kind of iffy on. wrt militarism.#there's points where it feels sort of like the message of the show is that it's naive and harmful to seek peace#or reconciliation#and i think that if i hold it up to tng or ds9 or even tos on that front that's a philosophy that doesn't match up with what i like in trek#like both ds9 and tng are very much about commanders doing extrajudicial war crimes but there's something about the framing#i guess like. it feels To Me like when sisko does a war crimes it weighs very heavily on him#whereas idk. it feels like the message of all the time shenanigans in snw keep coming round to You Should Feel Bad For Not Doing War Crimes#and particularly the arc with Pike staring down his fate concluding with 'you shouldn't try to change this'#compared to like. the foundation of Star Trek being 'in between two unacceptable solutions you have to look for a third way'#it sits a bit wrong for me. like. maybe they're planning more on that but it feels like they've concluded that arc with#'guess i have to let people die to prevent a future where i try to make peace then fuck it up'#like the message of season 1 is You Can't Change Your Fate which is. a weirdly doomery one.#don't get me wrong I've really been enjoying snw i think it's probably the most flat out Good Star Trek since DS9#buuuuuuuut. i have Reservations. as i always do.#also callout post for my pal saying this is the gayest star trek. there's no fucking gays here and the nonbinary character is a 1-ep villain#i mean ortega is for sure a dyke but not explicitly#2 seconds of Andrew Robinson and Alexander Siddig sharing the screen in DS9 is gayer than this whole season and a half of SNW#literally are ANY of this cast canon queer? feel like there's a couple of lines of throwaway bisexuality but be real#we had that in the 90s#it's not toppling DS9 for gay rep any time soon and DS9 was made in the era where you weren't ALLOWED to be gay on star trek#(unless you were evil or a worm)
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"show me a knight who will happily walk into that death trap, and i will show you a madman" *camera pans to daemon targaryen*
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modern Earth Tari who has never once set foot in an academic institution lower than a college or university. the only reason she has a legitimate college degree is because Revan somehow managed to convince her it was a good idea. she did have to enlist the help of Revan's brother Navree to help fudge a few bits of paperwork, but it's fine, really it is
#about Tari#modern Earth Tari is so funny to me#because trying to make her be 'normal' just does not work whatsoever#verse ideas#anyway off the top of my head:#Navree's a professor and Revan is the leader of a major international crime organization#Malak is still Revan's second in command. he's tried to kill her several times and it just Does Not Work#he's given up at this point because it's just not worth the stress anymore#I know for sure Carth is a military pilot#don't know what to make the Jedi but I feel like they'd all be somewhere in government or academics
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I cannot stress enough how important it is that whatever you think of anything else, Trump Cannot Be President Again.
The "rip apart democracy and install an autocrat" group was not Ready for him in 2016. They didn't think he'd win.
They're ready now. They're teeing up for a second Trump president. Whatever your favorite current Thing, it would be worse under Trump, and it is not an exaggeration to say that they're going to try to make sure that they stay in power forever, by any means necessary.
SCOTUS basically just said, "If Trump sends the Army in to murder protestors, that's okay. If Trump assassinates a political rival with the armed forces of which he is the Commander In Chief, that's an official act, and there's no recourse."
Anything he can even vaguely justify as "an official act" - including installing people in the Justice Department to support his coup, including pressuring his VP to support his coup - is no longer a crime.
This isn't just me saying this, btw. Here's Robert Reich, lifelong public servant (and yes, dad of @samreich, since I know what's important to y'all):
Finally, the Republican-appointed justices have given a dangerous amount of discretion to presidents — broad enough, as Justice Sonia Sotomayor noted in her dissent, to protect presidents from prosecution for bribes and assassinations. A president already has the authority under the Insurrection Act to order troops into American streets. After today’s ruling, those troops would be under the command of a person who would almost certainly enjoy absolute immunity for the orders he gives them.
This is unbelievably terrifying.
#police state#politics#project 2025#this should scare you#if you think ANYTHING will be better under Trump#including the ongoing conflict of your choice#you are a fucking fool#you are Bobo the Clown#ok good talk
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sometimes when I feel bad I'll just look at this screenshot of Arcann. the epitome of a poor little meow meow. Absolute sad baby face. I want to lick him
#what can i say i love a guilt-ridden man with a sexy waist#sis was literally cured from his evilness by the power of love#i love a man who's a family man#i'm sure he feels really bad about that one time he stabbed the commander. and the several murder attempts.#and the fratricide... and the war crimes that killed billions... but he's good now#by god he's ending the generational trauma or dying trying#actually played through my first playthrough where he's killed the other day#holyyy shit do you get some absolutely unhinged evil dialogue options
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I love Andor for giving their antagonists shitty endings. We follow Dedra and Syril for such a long time that there are moments where we kind of root for them or feel bad for them, even though we know they're terrible people. Andor creates situations to put ourselves in their shoes AND it treats these characters as they should be treated- as villains. There is no "she was just misunderstood" or "there was good in him." These bastards are straight up, unrelentlessly evil, and their endings reflect that. Syril's death is overshadowed by the cleansing of the ghors. He's filthy and at a low point and fighting a man who he's convinced is the enemy, even though the man has no idea who the fuck Syril even is. Dedra, who's whole character revolves around her ambition with her career, ends up being arrested for overreaching on her job. She ends up in a max security prison, not for the crimes she's genuinely committed, but because she disrespected the chain of command at work.
These are genuinely some fucked up endings for these two characters and I love it so much. These bitches got exactly what they deserved, I've never seen karma and justice work so swiftly.
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