#What. i. wouldn't. do.
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HELLLLLLLOOOOOO NNNNNUUUUURRRRRSSSSEEE!!
She's an absolute terror for absolute territory
#BUGHHHHH#HUUHHZN#WOOF BARK ARF ARF#/normal#💯#madness projwct nexus#madness combat#madcom#madcom 2bdamned#2bdamned my beloved#madness combat 2bdamned#What. i. wouldn't. do.#thats all I'm saying#thats allllllll I'm gonna say
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Satoru thinks he might actually be going insane.
Not in a funny way. Not in a "haha I'm so in love” way, no, like actual, clinical insanity.
Because you’re curled up in his lap again, cheek pressed against his chest, humming happily to yourself while scrolling through your phone with your legs draped over his thighs and he’s just… sitting there. Letting it happen. Pretending to watch the movie while his brain is trying to process the weight of your affection.
He doesn’t move. Barely breathes. If he breathes too hard, you might remember he’s just your roommate and move.
His hands are hovering like he doesn’t know where to put them. He wants to hold you so bad it physically hurts, but what if that’s weird? What if you’re just cold and he reads too much into it? What if you get up and say “God, Toru, you’re so clingy,” and then never touch him again?
So he just lets his fingers twitch uselessly against the couch cushion while you hum something under your breath and burrow deeper into him.
He’s so. Pathetic.
He lets you steal bites of his food. Lets you nap on his chest. Lets you crawl into his bed in the middle of the night with sleepy eyes and say “Nightmare,” expecting that to just explain everything. (It does.) He always opens the blankets and pulls you in, holds you until your breathing slows, until his heart stops threatening to burst through his chest.
He thinks you might be dating. Maybe. Possibly.
But you’ve never said anything.
And he doesn’t just want to assume.
What if this is just… how you are? Sweet. Clingy. Affectionate with everyone. What if you’re just playing house and he’s the idiot who fell in love with the fantasy?
God, he’s so embarrassing.
And then, you go and do something stupid. Like kiss his cheek when you get up. Like pout and say “Toru, come cuddle me,” attempting to guide him back to your room. Ignoring him when he tells you to stop being cute.
He doesn't follow. He just wants to ask.
To clarify.
Yet, anytime the words start to form his mouth goes dry. He stares at you. You glance over your shoulder, sipping from your cup. Waiting.
He opens his mouth.
And then closes it.
Because if he asks… if he really asks…what you are.
What would you even say?
And, can he even handle your answer?
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Next Part: Wait, we're dating?
#Slight angst#Mostly fluff#Roommates#I think Satoru wouldn't know what to do with himself with a clingy roommate#Gojo satoru#Jjk#Jujutsu kaisen#Gojo x reader#Gojo satoru x reader#Satoru x reader#Satoru gojo x reader
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CREATURE WITH A KNIFE
#Knife/dagger/blade ┐(´ー`)┌#Slay the Princess#He a void#Void bird#Would you be the void bird/dragon to my biblically accurate princess? 🥺👉👈#I'm on my Slay the Princess brainrot#Never have I have two simultaneous fandom hyperfixation with the same intensity as I'm having right now and it's driving me mad 😭.#So much inspiration to do fanart. But so much work to prioritize 😔😩😩 Be strong. Be stronh😔#Personal works will just be all sketches or quick doodles for now.#my shiz#skedoobles#The Long Quiet#This wouldn't exactly be The Shifting Mound. But what to tag her as a collective? 🤔#Just 'Princess STP' I guess?#Princess STP#meme#STP
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Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4
#transformers#maccadam#b 127#starscream#optimus prime#transformers one#elita one#starstay au or something idk#“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” vibes#I think it would be REALLY funny if he just didn't leave#like why wouldn't he take advantage of the recent chaos to secure a position of power in the government?#he would be a great politician (derogatory)#You've heard of decepticon Bee#now get ready for#“We can't get this guy who was REALLY on board to destroy the city to leave and now we're not really sure what to do??”#someone talk to me about this i think im onto something
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DpxDc The Ultimate Enemy AU:
When danny goes to the future chasing after his evil future self, he runs into Batman, the only surviving member of the Justice League. The hero helps him track down Vlad and discover what happened. Before Danny goes back in time to stop the dark timeline, Batman stops him.
Batman gives him a code phrase and tells him that if things dont work out, if he cant save his family or if he needs help in his own time he should go to Bruce Wayne and tell him the code and the man will help him.
Batman with years of experience when it comes to his deranged teenaged vigilante children assumes that Danny will know that Batman just shared his secret identity. After all, all of his kids would have put it together with ease.
Unfortunately for Batman, Danny is not one of his detective kids. Danny assumes that Bruce Wayne is a friend of Batman's. He goes back to his past and manages to defeat Dan and Clockwork saves his family. He never forgets the code Batman gave him.
Fast forward a couple years, Danny is on the run, he needs help. He does what Batman told him to do and goes to Bruce Wayne. He gives the man the code and is immediately taken to Wayne Manor for some medical care.
Danny doesnt want to tell Wayne about his ghost half. When the man asks him why he was hurt and how he can help, Danny said he needed a place to stay and that Batman said that Bruce would help him. Danny begs Bruce not to tell anyone he is here, not even Batman. He needs a safe place to hide.
The code Danny gave? A batman original that means "this is a trusted part of the bat family who comes from a doomed timeline, do whatever they say"
But Danny doesnt know Bruce is Batman????
So like, from Bruce's perspective, this beat-up kid shows up from out of nowhere and gives him a code phrase that basically sets the entire bat fam on red alert. Because this kid just came back in time from a doomed world right?
But the Batman of that time didn't reveal his identity. So surely there must be a reason for that? Bruce has to trust the version of himself that lived that failed timeline, which means he can't reveal his identity.
But no. There was no reason. Batman just did that thing he always does where when talking to a dark haired, blue eyed teenage hero he just doesn't finish his sentences and assumes they understand him perfectly.
They almost never do, at least not at first, and he never, ever learns.
Shenanigans, as always, ensue.
#Danny: I cant see batman if i do i am gonna have to tell him everything and i am not ready for that conversation.#Danny: Plus Batman probably wouldn't even accept me. thats why he sent me to this rich guy instead of telling Danny to find him#Bruce from the failed timeline: goodbye new son. i believe in you go find other me#bruce from this time line: if i dont find out whats going on either the world will end or i will have an aneurism#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#batman#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover
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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.
He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.
#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you#is like saying humans can have five legs#(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic#(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't#they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3#i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn#wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig#smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two#i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr#my doodles#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#shadownilla#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#pure vanilla cookie#awakened pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#alt text available
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Gerald let Maria and Shadow spend time together. He saw that Shadow won't hurt her and he let them be friends. This is so important. He called them "kids" and also when he says "they want to take Shadow away from us" - he cared about Shadow too and realized that he is just a kid just like his granddaughter. Gerald was definitely a good grandpa and a good guy before Maria got killed.
#they killed a person he loves and threw him into jail who wouldn't go crazy after that#sonic 3#sonic the hedgehog 3#sonic movie 3#sonic movie#sth#maria robotnik#gerald robotnik#shadow the hedgehog#shadow#shadow and maria#I'm still mad at him for what he did to ivo but i do understand him after so much pain#also shadow and maria look so adorable in this picture so tiny#sonic 3 spoilers#sonic movie 3 spoilers
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That statement is going to live rent free in Starscream's spark
#my rival just complimented my skills what do I do help#i love those two#too bad they never got the 'get along shirt'#also#Megatron wouldn't kick him out no#but he did sign the petition#for shits and giggles#transformers#maccadam#transformers prime#tfp#soundwave#starscream#shockwave#megatron#knockout#tfp shockwave#tfp soundwave#tfp knockout#tfp megatron#tfp starscream#my artt#shockstar
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I wish we could have met in some other way.
Lawlight Week Day 2: Soulmates
If you saw me repost and re-edit this several times uh No you didn't </3
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If you know what every frame is from you get a free cookie. by the way
#death note#dn#light yagami#l lawliet#lawlight#oh god here we go#death note jdrama#death note 2015#death note 2006#death note musical#lctw#l change the world#dntm#lawlightweek2024#my art#collapses i am NEVER putting this much effort in one piece ever again /hj this was the Only one i had mostly prepared in advance#ironically the most painstaking part about making this entire thing was converting the images into an animated file#that wasn't either horrifically compressed or just. wouldn't loop. why do gifs have to look so BAD it's so inconvenient#and THEN i realized I had to forcibly Stitch the two animations together so they would actually be synced and it wouldn't look dumb#and the end result is STILL so compressed. because Tumblr. uhhh just don't click on it it'll look so scuffed LOL. anyways#this is what i get for watching Every Adaptation of Death Note. i am a death note multiverse truther#usually i'd have something clever to say in the tags but. this drained the life out of me just uh.#yeah. they're doomed in every universe. this is the only way they could've met. they are doomed by their own natures and the#circumstances that surround them. there is no universe where light tries to prevent L's death. and even in the cases where L Doesn't die#there is no universe where L can save light. there is no universe where he can truly “catch” Kira and make him see where he went wrong#(<- if you read LCTW you know. :) )#in every universe and adaptation L will call Light his first friend. in some universes they'll take that notion more seriously than others#no matter what one of them will die due to the other. its the only constant. it's the only way it can ever be. they are the others downfall
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Yk what sure (definitely not an excuse to draw TR smiling again)
The sprite edit post
#mmelart#cookie run kingdom#shadow milk crk#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla crk#pure vanilla cookie#truthless recluse#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#vanilla milkshake#logically Smilk wouldn't accept a cake from a suddenly nice Recluse but I don't care#He's immortal anyway what will poison do to him?? make his tummy ache? Good#Couple goals btw <3 <3#Trying out new brushes again I think it looks nice
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x reader defender till I die people are out here figuring out how to write the most fully fleshed out most interesting readers ever with backstory and personality while maintaining a relatability that is so true to life it's like im looking in a mirror and ur gonna look at me and say that it's a lesser form of fanfic
#and also. if u cant suspend ur disbelief for five seconds bc u dont think u would do what the reader is doing in the fic#then I fear we are so lost#people being like 'I wouldn't say that' 'I wouldn't do that' like have u ever read a book in ur entire life#like yes it is self insert fan fiction but its not like.#its still narrative its still a story u still have to get from point a to point b somehow#like idk................#ghost thoughts
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katsuki LOVES seeing you spend his money. you tell him you're having a bad day? he's sending you some money and telling you to buy something nice for yourself. you guys are going out on a date? he reminds you not to bring your wallet—he's got it. and you've reminded him time and time again that he doesn't have to do any of that, that you feel bad spending his money!!! but he doesn't care.
he reminds you every time that he wants to spend his money on you, no matter how big or small. he knows full well that you can pay for the things he buys you. he knows how hard you work for your money, how dedicated you are to your job.
but if he's there, why should you have to worry about anything at all?
katsu2ji © 2025. please don't copy, modify, or do anything of the sort with my work! i work very hard and you simply do not have my permission.
#⋆.˚ s writes!#— mha!#cue that tweet that's like#“when little miss “i can do it myself” meets mr “sit down“”#HEY so i'm actually in love with him.#and this wouldn't even just be in a money situations#its in ALL situations#katsuki's making sure u never have to lift a finger around him#bc what is his job as your partner if not to help with everything that he can?#mha fluff#mha#mha bakugou#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#bnha#my hero academia#katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo#bakugo katuski#bakugo katsuki#katsuki headcanons#katsuki bakugou#bnha bakugou#bakugou x reader#bakugo fluff#bakugou katsuki#mha bakugo katsuki#mha blurb#x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader
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need to exist in your warmth (id in alt)
#vashwood#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#trigun#trigun maximum#blood tw#ruporas art#love u when i get to cuddle u and love u when i get to feel ur blood soak into my hands#being this close to one another means the eternal suffering of trying to separate love and mission. love for one and love for humanity#i like to think of pre-vol8 vash as someone who struggles with his feelings for ww bc as equal and as trusted he is -#vash knows his responsibilities and he knows/expects ww wouldn't let him stray from it either. for that he can't take to any romantic incli#and i think itd make him view ww in a stricter non-personal way... If that makes ANY sense.#for ww - take someone who youv gotten close to and ended up liking more than you expected#someone who has a belief and follows it stubbornly - someone who'll get into more fights and trouble more than youv had your entire life#ww thinks of him as a monster but he knows theres a limit he himself can take - i feel like hes considered what might be the limit for vash#for Safety measures. just in case. yknow. whenever he himself might have to load the bullet < him hyping himself up as if he could do it#my point being that the thought of vash being dead crosses his mind more than he'd like. i think its a simultaneous dread drop in his stoma#for failure of the mission - but also an Ok? They can be killed? and also a disastrous gunning of his own heart. considering how much they#both live in their own heads some days are Just the worst ever for them in each others company. but also they lov each other :[ sooo much
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An AU where technically nothing’s changed, except everyone knows Tsumugi is the mastermind, and that they’re trapped in a show: but not only they're still helpless against her and cannot escape (neither can Tsumugi herself) - they also have to deal with her contractualy obligated sponsorship announcements during trials and investigations... including 30-second-long unskipabble ads before the monitor presents voting results and the blackened.
What dignity? What respect? Everything is a commercialised farce, and everyone, including Tsumugi, is perpetually oscillating between exasperated apathy and resigned frenzy.
Their sanity is doing fine, they tell themselves.
The Show Must (Not) Go On.
I’ve kept this thing in my drafts for uhhhh...
This long.

Over 2 yeaarrrsssss. Because I felt self-consciouss about posting drawings in this style. But idgaf anymore it’s part of my soul. Enjoy.
#gonta gokuhara#gokuhara gonta#kokichi ouma#ouma kokichi#tsumugi shirogane#shirogane tsumugi#kiibo#keebo#k1b0#shuichi saihara#saihara shuichi#danganronpa spoilers#v3 spoilers#danganronpa#v3#derpyroomba#turboarting#I don't know if it's funny or sad all I know is that irl economy is sad indeed#we live in a satire#my art#also I propably have to make it clear this isn't sponsored in any way it's just a parody xDDD#OBVIOUSLY#anyway I love Tsumugi :)#she's my memequeen she just wants ultimate escapism#also I dunno what are the theories in that department but I think we gotta appreciate how kind and polite canon Kiibo is#considering what he's constantly being exposed to Xd#jfc this draft was so old it still uses old post/tag format#EDIT: oh boy now I see soooo many typos and mistakes here that I wouldn't do now... just... just pls bear with them OTL xD#I just wanted to post this thing and empty my drafts
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Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest
Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here
Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭
It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony
#the final confrontation was basically his first death again#and YES he Does want the Joker dead#and it would've been really really nice if Batman was the one who did it#but when batman made it clear he wouldn't kill the joker. Jason easily switched to saying “LET me kill the joker” to accommodate#because he Wanted batman to pass his test#he gave a test to dick too. and technically tim but it wasnt the family test it was a different one so it doesnt rly count#AFTER utrh and the reveal and the batarang you can go hog wild about it. i care less about it then#granted i do believe they make jason more scared of the joker after it at some point#i guess because hes a bit too willing to kill the joker and ive heard jason wasnt meant to live after utrh#my watsonian explain for that is he was so fixated on his plan he cpuld override his fear. or maybe the pit. either work#i prefer the fixation bc i dont like the explanation that the pit was the /only/ reason he could get all plan together and done#BUT THATS UNRELATED!!!#dc stop putting the joker in jason stories im begging you please please please. lock him in a vault for the next 20 years or something#it Cpuld be good and i understand. but also. after so long of people that dont know or go for jasons need for family and parents#that love him and he can trust#the joker starts to feel like?? hm. words. a cop out? oh haha its that guy that killed him woagh hes here#i bet you dont even know that jaybin got beat until unconsciousness by an angry mob#while asking batman to save him only for batman to have to walk away#anwya. where was i going with this#i think i got off topic#jason todd#dc comics#batman#ADDED AN EDIT. SORRY. this post has been haunting me it keeps me awake. what if people misunderstand#they cant read my tags where i ramble more depth. thisbis the only option#EDIT EDIT: hiii#removed the sentence abt jason having the joker for several days bc i misremembered some things#go read its-your-mind 's addition instead also#ok no more i wont edit this post anymore i promise
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after the first few times you'll forget it’s even happening
#pvp civilization#parkour civilization#my art#evbo#you know if you'd asked me before i really wouldn't have thought the tone of his storytelling even allowed for an arc this dark#bros going crazy with it#what do you MEAN some of the iron swords harvesting your immortality kill you as slowly as possible for fun
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