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letsplaythermalnuclearwar · 10 months ago

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Homer!Odysseus and Epic!Odysseus would try to kill each other if they ever met

#Homer!Odysseus: you sacrificed your men to save yourself? Detestable coward! How I wish I was never born if it would ensure you had not the #Epic!Odysseus: you’d understand if you *loved your wife.* But I guess a guy who stayed with Circe for a year wouldn’t know that!#H!Odysseus: do not speak of things you know nothing about! I long for my return to sweet Penelope but I have a duty to my men #E!Odysseus: A YEAR. A WHOLE YEAR. I WOULD KILL ANYTHING AND ANYONE TO GET A HOME A YEAR FASTER #H!Odysseus: that was clear when you served Scylla six men like they were cattle!#E!Odysseus: it was them or me! And don’t keep talking about my friends like you did any better. you’ll go home alone too #H!Odysseus: they doomed themselves when they ate Hyperion’s golden cattle. I am not responsible for their suffering. But you could have ens #H!Odysseus: Now Eurylochus’s body lies at the bottom of the sea where there can be no burial and no honour #E!Odysseus: AND I’LL GO HOME TO MY WIFE. MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT LOVELY LOYAL WIFE WHO’S BEEN WAITING FOR ME FOR TWENTY YEARS.#E!Odysseus: and when I go home and she asks if I came back as fast as I could I’ll be able to answer honestly #H!Odysseus: WE HAD BEEN THROUGH MANY TRIALS. THE MEN NEEDED TO REST #E!Odysseus: FOR A YEAR???? DID THEY NEED TO REST FOR A YEAR??? AND DID THEY NEED THAT REST RIGHT AFTER A MONTH’S LONG REST WITH AEOLUS??? S #H!Odysseus: IF YOU WISHED FOR ITHACA SO DESPERATELY WHY DIDN’T YOU OBEY PALLAS ATHENA AND KILL THE CYCLOPS #E!Odysseus: *drawing sword* I WAS HAVING A ROUGH DAY #Epic the musical #Epic odysseus #The odyssey #odysseus #Homer #Greek mythology #Jorge rivera-herrans #nuclear war speaks

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haerinheartss · 5 months ago

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WE LOVE SLUTTY K-POP MEN 🗣️🗣️🗣️

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theghostinyourwalls · 4 months ago

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soggycheeseandcrackers · 1 year ago

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I LOVE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MEN 😩😩

May I give the sad chicken wing boi some kissies?<3

Yup! 🥰

#why are men so beautiful

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sizzlingcloudmentality · 17 days ago

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what a beautiful day to not give a flying fuck about the sexuality of a dude who's an actor.

#what a beautiful day to make two fictional men kiss in the docs #what a beautiful day to touch grass or talk to a real human #or maybe think about why you're so desperate for a guy you'll never meet to be straight #hint: maybe you're projecting a whole lotta stuff onto him as your form of escapism #and if he turns out as not straight your safe fantasy bubble bursts and you have to face the cruel world #it'll get better i promise! but please don't send frantic and queerphobe anons #phew

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peachesandcreames · 2 months ago

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Both. At. The. Same. Damn. Time. 🔥🥵

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itadooori · 4 months ago

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gi-hun doodle from last night

#god hes so beautiful #i understand why men kill themselves in front of him #he has that mythological beauty about him that causes great devastation and tragedy #hes literally helen of troy #gi-hun...wait for me......korea is not far #squid game #squid game fanart #seong gi hun #seong gihun #my art #doodle #fanart

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her-soliloquies · 6 months ago

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Ben Whishaw, the love of my nonexistent life, in Black Doves (2024)

#camped in front of the laptop the whole time to take snapshots of him bc he's so goddamn fucking beautiful #ben whishaw bless my soul #and my life #and my blog #why can't all men be like him #*sighs dreamily*#ben whishaw #black doves #sam young #keira knightley #helen webb #q #00q #has anybody written a 00q in black doves universe yet

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jonny-be-gewd · 1 month ago

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Jon being Perfection

#jon hamm #he is stunning #just damn boy #why you so fine?#dilfgifs #mancandykings #dailymenedit #black & white #b&w #old man #can get it #silver fox #my gifs #mine #beautiful men #gorgeous men

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heliophiledaydreamer · 7 months ago

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This character..father Charlie, I just find it so intriguing.

His exterior is disciplined, yet on the inside, he's so weak, pathetic and distracted by life's sensual pleasures.

I freakin love the way he acted in this scene, the look in his eyes, being out of breath and on the verge of crying. ugh!

That man(Chavez) really knows his craft..father Charlie was down so bad, and Nicholas Chavez was able to capture that so effortlessly in a 3-second scene! Just excellent 👏

I love how vulnerable he is. After the lunch date with sister Megan, he goes home to masturpate, then whips himself with a scourge!

Gif is by @daimiyamoto

Ryan Murphy, that imagination of yours is naughty.

I wish the whole show was all about this character and sister Megan. but I guess that would have made the show a softcore p*rn, lol

I swear I would never skip a day at the gym if the spinning classes are led by a man that hot.

#nicholas alexander chave #nicholas chavez #grotesquerie #ryan murphy #That man is so hot I want to scream at the top of my lungs #beautiful sad men #Ryan why would you make two side characters that interesting..leave us wanting more..then end it like that? very cruel 😢

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write-nerdy-to-me · 2 months ago

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tadius ~ "fuck this miserable life": a study, pt. 2 (pt. 1)

#i'm fucking crying djskljdslk #dude look at tadius's face #like i do not think i can properly articulate on the barely suppressed hatred for the prince on tadius's face here lmao #tadius cannot stand his ass #oh my god like thank god ella comes around and speaks poetically about justice and righteousness and gets his ass moving #my man is S U F F E R I N G #meanwhile the prince is so confused when tadius doesn't laugh #“tadius why aren't you laughing? that was some of my best work! you're supposed to laugh. *everyone* laughs”#the prince is so cute in the first still you can almost forget he's a sleazy douchebag lmao #when i call this a study i mean it as a joke #listen if anyone asks yes i know i didn't include the prince's entire joke #this post would've been as long as the color of the sky if i had #(also as an aside curt's eyelashes are so pretty why do men always have beautiful eyelashes it's not FAIR)#tadius #the prince #cinderella's castle #starkid #starkid cinderella's castle #cc starkid #starkid musicals #team starkid #starkid productions #photoset #long post #nerdy speaks

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u3pxx · 2 years ago

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who do i know this man

#im drawing old men bc i spent all day doing schoolwork this is how i go back to being sane LMAO #also sum1 im watching uploaded a new part to their disco lp and got to the part with the mc #and i dont think ill ever get used to young harry pftt #so thats why he was on my mind i dont think im very good at drawing young him LOL this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful w #disco elysium #harry du bois #sunnysidedoodles #described #id in alt text #wanted to compare das allll #sunnysidedisco

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crow-caller · 4 months ago

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As the world's leading lightlark informer, want to confirm Of COURSE i was right: the new bonus book is just plain Oro and Grim POVs of old content and new backstory. What is it, 2011 again.

Except bc we're in THIS era of book consumption, it's like

The special edition book is called GRIM AND ORO: DUELING CROWNS which is very video game esque. Oro can't have shit: of course he's second

Speaking of

What drives me crazy with lightlark is the insistence oro is an equal love interest to Grim. Everyone knows he isn't. Man can't have anything. even his interior art is him not getting the girl

It is coming out sept 30th, which is alarmingly close to when book 4 typically would drop— a delay at last? Anyway I will read it and— grim stop watching that young woman sleep this instant

#i mentiomed it in skyshade that her preview of this w writing their povs sucked #its first person now???? which is so weird bc lightlark isnt?#which. i think is a sign of aster struggling bc many people find 1st easier...? like why would they be 1st person if the books arent #anyway grim stop that #this will be a great book im sure. cant waot to read about isla perfectiom for 500 pages #with some scenes of angst backstory #i would bet money the oro book is shorter than the grim one too but no one would bet against me #lightlark #you can see the favouritism so clearly lol grim gets the BEAUTIFUL TRUE LOVE MARRIAGE art #oro? fuck that guy.#i would stg the oro art isnt even canon. or its from the first book? but. yeah #couldnt even draw him cuddling at the of mice and men oral sex beach ://

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rxkuyo · 1 year ago

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