#WiT

[humanfox030]

His heart not on his sleeve, but up it.

How best to lie than to tell the truth?

To stifle suspicions with the occasional show of vulnerability? :}

[humanfox030]

Hoid with Odium

[fippydarkpaw]

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Taravangian really said "I want that twink obliterated" and then obliterated the twink

[madxmellon]

Please take my random Stormlight memes while I wait for KOWT

[whimsicallywiddershins]

Hoid, wandering around Roshar for whatever reason.

Random Person: "Oh yeah, those crazy Lighteyes. They have a person who's job it is to just sit around and insult all the nobles. It's illegal to kill him, but he sure gets assassinated a lot."

Hoid: ...

Hoid: "My time has come."

[dungeons-and-drawing]

I’m so here for Kaladin going through an early-life crisis and becoming a bard.

[yaraef]

A super overdue and self-indulgent piece that began as a wild 'premonition' for the ending of Wind & Truth back in December. And you know how premonitions go! I've included the full painting below and will be posting a sketch I'd done in reflecting about my obsession with characters having tea parties!

(I honestly hadn't considered how awkward a long 'panel' would be to post across social media...! Oh well!)

[queen-kassiopeia-the-5th]

Ok but chapter 80 of RoW is comedy gold!

Kaladin is litteraly dying, gets draged into the dream world equivalent of a NASCAR pitstop by Wit, begs him for a story, and Hoid goes: "Thank Adonalsium I was begging for someone to ask me for a story for centuries. Here's one! What? You don't know what a dog or a dragon is? Idiot!"

And ten seconds later his own Spren, playing copywrited music in the back, is like: "BTW this story sucks lol."

Hoid gets pissed off at her ruining his drama, so she does the Spren equivalent of flipping his off. So he turns to Kaladin like to the camera in the Office: "can you believe the conditions I have to work in?!"

Meanwhile Kal is doing his best to eat some dream stew and not get a full blow panic attack.

[oscyrich]

Marilyn Monroe on how she kept her figure: “By eating spaghetti — and I do enjoy a good massage every so often.”

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[1five1two]

[avidabsurdist]

Laughing crying and throwing up rn

I'm reading through the one star reviews of Yumi and the Nightmare painter and OH MY GOD

The sheer number of people who probably DNFed this book because of the "narrator" being annoying/condescending/long-winded is HILARIOUS

Wit is actively giving Brandon Sanderson a bad name, I didn't realize people who weren't familiar with our walking clown show would probably be uncomfortable with him talking down to you.

And rightfully so!

These are SO VALID omfg, I can't stop laughing.

[humanfox030]

Hoidcore

[ketchupstrain]

"You told me it will get worse," Kaladin said.

"It will," Wit said, "but then it will get better. Then it will get worse again. Then better. This is life, and I will not lie by saying every day will be sunshine. But there will be sunshine again, and that is a very different thing to say. That is truth. I promise you Kaladin: You will be warm again."

[spookiest-semic]

“honor is not dead so long as he lives in the hearts of men”

“life before death, strength before weakness, journey before destination”

“You are not worse for your association with the world, but it is better for its association with you”

Three stormlight quotes that genuinely help me move in my day to day life