#YALL ARE READY TO ATTACC >:3

[gailsfrog]

POV: WOTFI 2024 BE LIKE:

Marty Micky Mouse & MR. PUZZLES! THE TRIPPLE M's!

Setting chaos with the showgrounds >:3

(aint no way in memes im drawing no backgrounds they look like a 2 year olds crayon drawing- 💀)

[muwur]

long distance headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for daichi, suga, hinata & tsukki

❧ gn reader

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a/n: hello yall this is my first post! nobody asked, but i just started this haikyuu reader insert blog, feel free to check my page n see wazzap. also requests are open pls come fhorfjepfiwf;

daichi

✧ after high school, he stayed in miyagi while you went to tokyo, about 5 hours away, for college

✧ texting or calling whenever u can!

✧ you be like “heyyy”

✧ then he clap back with a “go focus on your lecture”

✧ “im not in lectureee”

✧ “you gave me your schedule so i know you’re in the middle of class”

✧ “...”

✧ makes sure you’re awake on time for your classes and calls you if he thinks you’re oversleeping (and hes usually right, this man just KNOWS)

✧ “morning y/n, i think you need to get to class soon”

✧ “mmrghhhghhh” *checks time* “holy sHI-- i forgot to set my alarm. IMMA BE LATE. THANKS DAICHI I LOVE YOU ILL TALK TO YOU LATER BYE”

✧ definitely skips out on some nights out with his friends to video chat you. you catch up, talk about future plans, reminisce, complain about not being able to hug one another, etc. occasionally one of you falls asleep on call, particularly after a long day or week. if he sleeps, you make sure you screenshot his sleeping face and start a picture collection  

✧ you hit him up when you get drunk lMAO

✧ “daiichiii, i miss youuu, i needdd youuuu AND i needa peeee---” “hey daichi, this is y/n’s friend. y/n’s pretty out of it now but they’ll be okay! we’re heading back to our place right now” “im gonna pEE IN THIS CAR”

✧ daichi coordinates with your friends to make sure you arrive home safely, use the bathroom, and get tucked into bed. he thanks the universe you have good friends. if it weren’t for them he’d probs have a heart attacc. sends you cute, reassuring voice messages for you to wake up to the next morning with hangover tips he learned from suga

✧ always checks in with you throughout the day, every day. able to pick up on the slightest hints if you’re feeling unwell and calls you immediately to try to make you feel better

✧ makes plans to visit you! you get really excited to introduce him to your college friends (who, after meeting him, tell you not only is he a hottie but is such a kind guy, fosho a keeper. they also ask if he has any cute friends)

✧ either holding your hand or has an arm around you most of the time.

✧ you spend all day together outside and wandering the city, then spend the night back at your place (sorry roommate, but we’re gonna have to kick you out for a lil bit--)    

sugawara

✧ you finally secured a job! unfortunately, the company required you to work for a year at their main facility, which was a 4 hour drive away from miyagi

✧ if suga wasn’t needed in miyagi for his teaching job, he would’ve tried to come with you

✧ after unloading your things in your new apartment and before parting ways, suga was like

✧ “everything’s unloaded everything from the car?”

✧ “yes maam”

✧ “do you have enough snacks?”

✧ “we just went to the grocery hun”

✧ “did you bring enough underwear?”

✧ “gDI yEs I dID”

✧ “:c promise to call me often”

✧ “<3333 of course”</p>

✧ good morning texts before y’all leave for work! you send each other cute pictures when you’re getting ready for the day (suga with bedhead, brushing his teeth? suga with his tie half done?? sign me up)

✧ always texts you when something reminds him of you, usually sends a picture along with it

✧ “the store was having a special on oranges today! this one reminds me of you”

✧ “why”

✧ “it just looks so cute~”

✧ will immediately call you if you send him any sort of message that worries him

-“hello? y/n what’s wrong, why is there blood?? speak to me, you haven’t replied in 5 minutes”

✧ “ohhh my bad, i’m just cleaning up don’t worry! i didn’t explain, but the picture i sent you isn’t blood, it’s ketchup i spilled on myself lolol”

✧ poor man nearly fainted from worry

✧ would pay you a surprise visit, making sure to plan it carefully so he knew you weren’t busy with work or plans. brings you gifts of your favorite snacks and a scarf that matches one of his own for the upcoming winter

✧ plans out that weekend for y’all, mans did his research beforehand. together, you toured the city and the surrounding nature, took lots of selfies (and many candids of you), and taste tested lots of foods before returning to your apartment and collapsing into your bed with exhaustion

✧ but y’all not too tired for cuddling n a lil something else >.>

hinata

✧ sure, being a couple hours away was hard for some... but y’all in different countries right now

✧ calls you immediately when there’s any inconvenience that occurs in his life, no matter how minor, thinking you’ll know how to fix it (or at least give him the reassurance he needs)

✧ “hey y/n...”

✧ “what’s wrong? you sound worried”

✧ “i broke my bike, what do i do”

✧ “you what? are you alright?? how? where are you? it’s midnight there, honey”

✧ “i was biking back to my apartment after staying late to practice! i didn’t wanna hit this turtle, so i swerved into a pole and now my bike’s wrecked :**”

✧ “ahh, are you okay?? you’re not hurt are you :(”

✧ “no, im okay... but im tired and i have two miles to go ;(((”

✧ “;( im sorry babe but you gotta walk home. we’ll get you a new bike. ill stay on the phone with you until you get back. tell me about your day <3″</p>

✧ talks about you all the time to his friends! introduces you through video chat to them! “look how pretty and cute y/n is!”

✧ together you work out your time differences and busy schedules so you can chat whenever possible

✧ he lets you know whenever he bought something for you, but never shows it to you because he’s excited to see your reaction in person when you reunite

✧ always asks you to send him pictures of yourself, he wants to see what you look like everyday he’s missing you in real life

✧ you surprise visit HIM. he’s so happy he could cry. shows you around every place he loves, shows you off to everyone he knows, holds your hand the entire time and never wants to let go, is practically glued to you not that you mind  

✧ you spend your last night together lying in the grass, hand in hand, looking at the stars and sharing sweet kisses  

tsukishima

✧ y’all went to separate universities. while he stayed relatively close to miyagi, you went across the country to okinawa, which was about a 3 hour flight away

✧ he sees all the couples around campus n becomes lowkey bitter, texts you immediately about gross pda like hand holding that he secretly wishes he could do with you “these people in relationships are too happy, i didn’t ask to see them gawk at each other all day” “u just miss me lmao”

✧ once overheard a convo on a shuttle at school that went like :

✧ person 1: “ugh, he’s so cute”

✧ person 2: “why dont you go out with him??”

✧ person 1: “i dunno, his dorm’s down the street, i can’t really do long distance”

✧ nANI (by the way, this is a irl conversation my friend overheard, oml)

✧ tsukki nearly choked on his morning coffee

✧ bothers texts you in class bc he’s bored and in need of your attention

✧ “hey tsukki this prof’s lectures are rlly dense, i needa focus, ill text u after”

✧ “but arent i more interesting than rocks”

✧ “trust me, id even rather watch some dino documentaries with you than be here”

✧ *read*

✧ likes to chat with you most nights as he lies in bed before going to sleep, staring up at the dark ceiling and listening to your voice through his headphones. usually just talking about how your days went (as if you weren’t texting all day) or just casual talk and banter

✧ you remind him to make sure he’s taking care of himself and eating well

✧ “who are you? my mother?”

✧ “no but you’re about to be single”

✧ surprise visits you, tells you it was yamaguchi’s idea when it was really his own and yamaguchi was just teasing him about it  

✧ you show him around the city, sharing what you know about its rich history and culture. you visit most areas you both wanted to see before calling it a day

✧ your roommate conveniently spends that night over at their friend’s they just wanna give you alone time, which y’all very much needed. you make it a note to repay your roommate somehow.

✧ sweet lovin that he’s been missing, then some spooning as you sleep    

a/n: just wanna tackle these about 4 characters at a time but if u wanna see this headcanon w/ other characters feel free to hmu w/ an ask <3<b> also sorry if i text type a lot and that im inconsistent with my apostrophes, let me know if that’s something you want me to fix! 

[emmmmmit]

Can I request headcanons of the autumn boyz when you seemingly point at smth and when they look there, you peck their cheek? OwO

Hah I got this halfway through my classes and then I saw this on my notifications and I was pretty excited so this gave me something to look forward to!

I also worked on this little by little I'm sorry I just didn't have any ideas but the ones at the end may have been a little longer than the first few- i also may have strayed a little im sorry-

The autumn boys getting smooched while being distracted

Banri ( ˘ ³˘)-

It happened when you guys snuck out to go stargazing-

It was near a wooded area so you just had to say “Woah wtf is that?”

So naturally, he would have gotten up to look at what you were pointing at and then you attacc, he just goes “eh”-he's not gonna let you win easily ‘like the brat he is’-

So anyways you start to point at the stars saying which constellation is which and then all of a sudden he din done got smooched

He just lays there for a second but then says “touche” seems like you've won this round but idk ’bout the rest (you better run)

Juza ( ˶˘ ³˘(⋆❛ ہ ❛⋆)!♡-

You and Juza decided to go out and get new calligraphy pens after banri broke it yours broke mysteriously 

You see cute little flower ones, one pink and one blue, perfect for you guys to use when he's showing you how to do calligraphy

You decided to call out to him and point to it

He stares at it for a little while- almost as if he's in a trance

So as any normal person would do you just give him a little smooch to get him back to reality

you're questioning why he isn't responding. Honey, you just broke him give him a little bit to start back up smh- and you keep wondering until you see the tips of his ears are turning red

Taichi  (ꈍᴗꈍ)ε｀*)-

You and Taichi were on a picnic on one of the days he was free- after he just finished his latest performance ofc

Afterwards, you guys go to a nearby lake to see if there are any fish and to feed the nearby ducks 

You decided to sit on the docks and look out on the lake

When suddenly you start to point and go “yo what type of dog is that” at a goose and at this point Taichi is confused bc surely you should know that's a goose

As he’s thinking you just smooch him on the cheek (not on the lips, baby boy isn't ready for that)

So after realizing he got surprised smooched, he's red as his hair, its vv cute and just can't help but laugh at his reaction

Omi (ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc)-

You guys were about to go on a motorcycle ride to get some cool pictures of a nearby field

As you got to the field you noticed the sun was starting to set and it looked absolutely breathtaking (but not as good as Omi yk 👀)

As you guys head out to the field to take photos and all of a sudden you stop and point up

“Hey what are you doing?” is what Omi ended up saying 

And after your convincing acting, you got him to come closer and you continued to point up

After Omi keeps looking up you slowly lower your arm and surprise him with a smooch, for once you get to see his face start to redden under the purple and golden hues of the evening sky

Sakyo (*´ -`)(´- `*)-

You were being your normal annoying self in the dining room you were just vibing to caramelldansen and he had the audacity to interrupt your vibe session

He was being his usual grumpy self and told you “oi help clean up around here” (he surely has not listened to caramelldansen)

Anyways you were annoyed by him bossing you around as if you were 3, but you love the dude so you weren't mad for long

After you were done he still seemed grumpy and looking at some papers so you just waltz up to him

When you get up to him you go “hmm what's that??” and he just turned around while being distracted mid-thought and yall just accidentally smooched 

Look yall were both surprised- and what was more surprising yall went in for an actual kiss-

Let's just say he was nice for the rest of the day and everybody was scared

Azami  (˶^ з^(〃o〃✿)-

You just happened to walk in on him when he was testing makeup and trying new looks so you were sat down and now you're a test dummy as you should be

He kept looking at the different products he had and then back at you, so of course you were getting curious

Then you see it- a weird clear lipstick with little black and red flowers in it so you point to it and ask “oh what's this?”

And Azami just responds with “oH THAT'S WHERE IT WAS-” and just puts it on you- (if you don’t know what it is, it's just a lipstick that changes color to match your skin's ph level or temp I can't remember)

Anyways after he's done and say you can go you just go “but what was that” and that just leaves a confused Azami and you just point at the lipstick

While he's explaining the lipstick you just, smooch him (not on the lips, the baby isn't ready), and you realize it left a mark so you run- his brain literally stopped functioning right then and there and he couldn't chase you