#YELLLLLLLLLL

[menlove]

like 11 days is such an insanely funny turnaround time. miss bpd princess over there my god

[sigilsongs-a]

Trading the Bronze Bitch for the daughter of Otto cunting Hightower ... hmm. Despite  his  initial  balking  at  the  idea,  Daemon  conceded  that  a  dissolving  of  his Royce  marriage  was  worth  it. He  mulled  on  it  for  some  hours,  swinging  back  and  forth  on  his  opinion  —  finding  most  of  his  displeasure  revolved  around  Lord  Hightower,  and  not  Alicent  herself. Truthfully,  Alicent  had  been  a  valuable,  and  dedicated,  all-but-member  of  his  family ... dutiful,  pious,  well  mannered,  a  blossom  of  youthful  womanhood. The  choice  was  a  clear  one  for  him;  simply  put  he'd  rather  wed  and  bed  Alicent  than  remain  weighed  down  by  the  match  with  the  Royce  woman.  The  Rogue  Prince  enjoyed  the  way  Alicent  grew  gently  pink  in  the  cheeks  as  she  gifted  her  favour  to  him.  Such  a  sweet  thing, a delightful face in a crowd of those less blessed with such intrinsic, striking fairness.  Fingers  circled  the  rim  of  his  goblet  of  wine,  enjoying  imagining  what  face  Lord  Hightower  was  currently  struggling  to  hide  as  Viserys  announced  the  wedding  to  come.  ... Daemon  selfishly  enjoyed  the  idea  of  his  lesser  rival's  daughter  growing  proudly  round  with  his  child,  as grandfather  Otto  ground  his  teeth  to  nothingness  in  fury.

Was it odd that Daemon was not present at the announcement? Not at all. His  brother  would  announce  the  Royal  decision,  the  Valemen  may  perhaps  grumble  in  anger  (then  crawl  back  to  their  rocks  and  mountains)  —  perhaps  he'd  ought  to  have  spoken  to  Alicent  beforehand?  Perhaps  not.  Half-expecting  Hightower  guardsmen  and  an  irate  Hand  at  his  door,  Daemon  opened  it  instead  to  find  his  new  bride  to  be.  A  barely  disguised  smile  of  approval  crept  across  his  features  as  he  took  in  her  dress,  so  unlike  what  he  had  expected.  Usually  more  demure,  in  soft  girlish  colours,  instead  Alicent  stood  before  him  dressed  in  a  way  that  was  undeniably  styled  to  pull  a  mans  gaze, he was not foolish enough to think it was by chance.  What a beautiful bride she would make. "My  thoughts, my Lady?  I  consider  it  quite  a  privilege  to  be  wedded  to  my  brothers  loyal  Hand," there was definite (unsurprising) sarcasm in his tone as he spoke of Lord Otto.  "However, for  all  I  may  find  your  father  grating  ...  I  find  his  daughter  far  more  delightful. And far from displeasing."

"Join me, let us talk. If we are to be wed I expect we should become more familiar with one another," The  Rogue  Prince  opened  the  door  wider  and  gestured  for  her  to  enter ...   there  was  a  servant  currently  preparing  a  table  for  his  lunch. "I would be most interested to hear what your thoughts are."  To the servant he instructed: "bring  a  serving  for  Lady  Alicent  as  well,  whatever pleases her most. I  would  share  a  meal  with  my  future  wife."

Alicent   stood   with   poised   composure,   her   delicate   hands   clasped   before   her   as   King   Viserys   delivered   the   news   that   sent   ripples   through   the   court.   The   Great   Hall   was   abuzz   with   whispers   and   gasps   as   the   announcement   echoed:   she   was   to   wed   Prince   Daemon   Targaryen.   A   flicker   of   emotion   crossed   her   father,   Otto   Hightower's,   face—an   uncharacteristic   display   of   displeasure.   Yet,   Alicent   masked   her   true   feelings   behind   a   quiet   mask,   her   heart   a   swirl   of   suppressed   excitement.   The   Prince's   desire   to   annul   his   marriage   to   Rhea   Royce   was   granted   but   only   if   he   proved   himself   to   the   crown   with   a   new   marriage,   and   it   seems   that   King   Viserys   thought   she   would   be   a   good   bride   to   the   Rogue   Prince.  

His   fiery   spirit,   his   defiance   of   convention,   and   the   raw   charisma   he   exuded   had   captivated   her   from   afar.   Now,   as   fate   would   have   it,   she   was   to   be   his   bride.   The   prospect   sent   a   thrill   through   her   that   she   dared   not   show,   knowing   full   well   the   delicate   politics   at   play.

Alicent   made   her   way   to   Daemon’s   chambers.   She   had   been   informed   that   he   was   aware   of   their   engagement   and   now,   with   a   heart   pounding   in   her   chest,   she   approached   the   door.   She   knocked   lightly,   and   the   door   swung   open   almost   immediately,   revealing   Daemon’s   intense   gaze.   She   had   wore   her   best;   she   heard   he   favors   a   woman   from   Lys,   a   dancer,   often   wearing   white   and   greys   and   her   dress,   alike   the   one   from   the   tournament,   was   on   the   same   color   and   shape   as   those   of   the   Lyseni   dancing,   hoping   at   least,   he   will   be   intrigued.  

“Your   Grace,”   she   began,   her   voice   steady   despite   her   nerves.   “I   wondered   what   you   thought   of   our   betrothal.”   Her   eyes   searched   his,   seeking   any   hint   of   his   true   feelings.   “I   do   hope   you   do   not   find   me   displeasing.   I   am   aware   of   your   dislike   for   my   father's.   .   .opinions.”   she   asked,   her   tone   softer   now,   almost   tentative.   Everyone   knew   of   his   disdain   for   his   first   wife,   the   Lady   of   the   Vale.   It   was   no   secret   that   their   marriage   had   been   devoid   of   love   and   warmth. @sigilsongs ft. daemon.

[notgex]

My girlfriend, losing a ranked match: "FUCK! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT"

Me, sitting on her bed, stoned out of my mind: im sorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy plese dont yellllllllll

[eremitecrab]

i have the urge to yellllllllll i wanna yellllllll

[11x11pm]

GENSHIN IMPACT ♦ KAEYA ALBERICH

Kaeya, Knight of Favonius. Please, allow me to join you on your journey. Guarding you on your journey sounds far more entertaining than any of the usual Favonius stuff.

For mi amor, Lin ♡

[meatheadmutt]

everyones loves an autistic fictional character but when they interact with a real autistic person they hate you

[crownjevvel]

*moves 1 mm*

the connection thru my tablet cords:

[myownprivatcidaho]

happy birthday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉of course you are a leo

YELLLLLLLLLL tysm i hope ur day rocks💖💝💖

[bangchanswolfpelt]

*watching you panic about sunwoo in mail corner* 😏😏😏 task complete 😏😏😏 my work here is done

also anime? what anime does sunwoo like? i was unaware of anything besides him liking your name lol (*cough* sitting on his lap while watching *cough* 😏😏😏😏😏😏)

xoxo honey anon 🍯

so this is what i’m going off of, re: Sunwoo’s anime taste. no idea how reliable it is, but if it’s forreals, i wanna yellllllllll

so much soft, sad romance from a boy i was fully expecting to be a sports anime connoisseur???

i wanna rewatch A Silent Voice with him and see which parts make him cry the hardest, i want him to explain to me why Ocean Waves out of all the Ghibli movies is on his list (no shade, it’s just a VERY interesting choice), i wanna make him watch Ancient Magus’ Bride and Vision of Escaflowne and Princess Tutu with me, i wanna mainline all of Marimite with him and see how tender he gets, i wanna see what he looks like when he’s laughing and crying at the same time

i’m fine, we’re doing. fine. 🐶

(also, gotta forgo sitting on his lap for like. sprawling on the couch and the extremely slow-paced, high-stakes game of casually slouching into each other, limbs intertwining, head easing into the crook of his neck, and like. this is just how friends hangout, right, nothing weird or tense about it. if you can feel his heart going over a hundred a minute, it’s nothing, it doesn’t mean anything. if his hands go from fiddling with the hem of your hoodie to gliding knobbly knuckles along the small of your back, working out tiny little knots of tension like it’s nothing, all. that’s just what friends do, right 🥴)

[tellywoodtrash]

shaadi mubarak 28 + 29.09.20 lb

lol sorry for the delay, i woke up yesterday (my day off) and decided i wanted to tick off one of my bucket list items: bleach my hair and give it a red/purple/blue ombre. and so i did. poora din ussi mein nikal gaya. it was an exhausting all-day project, but i’m happy with how it turned out (even with the uneven blending and all, lol. not bad for a first time DIY attempt!)

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28.09.20

lmaooooooooo the horribly cgi'd shaadi mubarak sign on top of the building.

also why do they need THIS WHOLEASS KOTHIIIIII as an office? like, damn.

KT's praise kink is outttaaaa fucking control.

his good mood is infectiousssssss though.

MY GOD HE'S SO MANIC AND ANNOYING.

ok i don't like sheena's attitude. bitch tu kaun, main khaamaakhaaa?!!?

god, i don't wanna see preeti attacked by a makeup artist.

UGH CHANDA. FWDING. THIS IS MY HAPPY SHOW AND I REFUSE TO WATCH ANY MOOD KILLING ASSHOLESSSSSS.

lol ofc KT recruited the preeti wrangler - kusum.

ooooh is rajeshwari coming backkkk????

KT is too polite to this sample.

A CACTUS?!? THIS BITCHHHHHHHH.

BLESS HIS HEART, HE'S SO GRACIOUSSSSSSS (BUT NOT WITHOUT SOME SASSY SNARK!) A GENUINELY GOOD BEAN.

yeh dialogue tumhara nahi, anushka sharma ka hai ADHM mein. kuchhhhh bhi!

lol get wreckt, chanda.

OH DANG, PREETI. I MEAN THE CURLS ON THE RIGHT ARE A BIT AINVAYIIIIII, BUT DAAAAAAAANG. SUBHAN ALLAH INDEEEED!

KT SAA IS DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF HEART EYES MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR

preeti is me, severely uncomfortable with any comment on her corporeal self.

lmaooooooo “ab aapki baari”. THIS MANNNNNNNNN IS INCORRIGIBLE.

LMAO PREETI'S LOOK AT THE BAAJA AND THEN HER HOLDING IT LIKE A GUN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am preeeeti. i love having photos of me BUT THE PROCESS OF GETTING THEM TAKENNNNN IS MAUTTTTTTT.

this dude and run away from camera???? hard to believeeeee.

awwww man the way he got her to opennnnn up!

oh that isssssssss a really nice pic!

sheena is such a thaali ka baingan.

lol preeti se tareef nahi mili, toh shyaam se hi sahi. KT ka praise quota toh poora hona chahiye na.

UGH FUCKING TARUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I HATE HIM SOOOOOO MUCHHHHH. HE'S GIVEN HIS POOR MOM SO MUCH TRAUMAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

oh great, these fuckers plus the buzurgs are waiting in the house for preeti again.

i am sumedh, who looks like he really wants to kick them all the fuck out.

okay what is this randommm scene with these gossipy aunties?!??? tell me it's a dream sequence. it legit came outta nowhere and makes no damn sense.

OH GOD FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIREEEE

ughhhhhhh fwdinggggg this old bat's pallu waala bhaashan.

ok this is a dream sequence right???? coz this is just toooooo fucking dramatic.

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29.09.20

ugh why do we have to watch this tarun-filled episode?!?!? haven't we suffered enough in 2020???

YES JUHIIIIIIIIII FUCK HIM UPPPPPPPP

rati is asking for an ass-whooping from juhi.

anyway i'm fwding her bullshit.

OH NO BUASAA IS AGREEING WITH RATI???

UGH BUASAA WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!!?!!?  YOU LOVE HER AND TRUST HER JUDGEMENT THEN WHY CAN’T YOU JUST EXTEND THAT TO THIS SITUATION TOO??????

tell me preeti is gonna stand up for herselffffffff.

lol no need to smile, rati. preeti is gonna win over buasaa with one heartfelt speech. dekhnaaa.

i swear to god, every time tarun literally opens his mouth, mera bp shoot kar jaata hai. if this show keeps giving him ore than 10 mins footage per week, imma be dead by next month.  

preeti gonna school son on AATMASAMMAAAAAN.

rati's terrrrrrrrible "shocked" acting lmao.

yeh phupaa-saa khaali footage khaane ke liye aatein hain pushkar se. kehte karte toh kuch nahi hain.

sumedh yaar, why are you standing here letting these ppl waste all your time like this?!?!?

lmao his "i'm so fucking done" face when she trots out the beti ke ghar ka paani bs. i honestly love sumedh.

YES THIS HOUSE IS YOUR REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL HOMEEEEEEEE.

KUSUM THE REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL MVPPPPPPP AND WE LOVE TO SEE HER BEING GIVEN THE CREDITTTTTTT

yessssssssssssss preeeeti askkkkkk the questionssssssssss to these nonsense ppl.

LMAOOOOOOOO TARUN FULLY BREAKING OUT THE JOKER CLAPPPP

whyyyyy does he yellllllllll like this?!?!?!?! son, you gonna give yourself a goddamn aneurysm like this.

man why isn't anyone slapppping the fuck outta him?!?!?!

OMG KUSUM IS BAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKK RAJESHWARI IS BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

“haan kuch na seekha thaari maa ne, APNA HAATH CHALAANA SEEKHNA CHAHIYE THA!” askjhskdfhksjfhkdshfkdsj my queeeeen i love her more than there are stars in the skyyyyyyy

“ram ji ke ghode, sansaar ke sabse bade nigode!!!!!!!!!” je baaaaaaaaaaat!

omggggggggggggg she's systematically destroying himmmmmmmmmmmm on an atomic level!!!!!

lol pulled ratiiiiiiiii in to listen too.

SHE'S INDIRECTLY GIVING IT TO BUAASAA ALSO. MY GOD I CAN ONLY WATCH IN AWESTRUCK SILENCE, WITH MY BEATING HEART IN MY HANDS TO OFFER HER!

i'd really like to know more about kusum's husband. he must have been a real good man too, if the kids (esp. sumedh) turned out this well. tarun toh apne haraami baap pe gaya hai. BE CAREFUL WHO YOU RAISE YOUR BABIES WITH, LADIES.

lol sumedh coming in to rein kusum and her wildly gesticulating hands that just MIGHT ~~~accidentally~~ smack tarun in the face.

DSLKFJLDSKJFSDLKFLKSDJF YES KUSUM BREAK THAT FUCKING FINGER OFF AND SHOVE IT IN HIS EYEEEEEEEEEEE

all i want in the month of october is for tarun to get slapped. by anyoneeeeeee, seriously ANYONE, I'M NOT PICKY. sabziwaale bhaiyya muraari bhi ho toh koi masla nahi. someone just give him ek kheeeeeench ke.

LMAOOOOOOOOO RATI SLINKING BEHIND TARUN AND HISSING AT HIM. honestly iski harkaton pe gussa nahi, hassi aati hai. (i truly LMAOd in that ep where she was thinking about how preeti must have found no other job other than being a housemaid and says “bechaaaaari, preeti baai.” with that nonplussed face.)

ugh literally who gives a shit about your "timeline"???? tu kaun hota hai 25 days dene waala. we’ll take as long as we want, bitch.

lol rati knows this is inviting trouble. pairrrr, meet gulaati.

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who we kidding, we all know preeti's gonna take up this dumbass challenge.

[graylu]

anyways what in the shitloving fuck was that.

[grassfire]

that achewood panel set that's 'guess who got yelllllllllled attttttttt!' except it's my brain howling 'guess who's deep in ideationnnnnnnnnn'

all this horseshit so i can finally nut again. truly dick is in the drivers seat and i'm just along for the ride.

[despair-tummy]

Comes out like “Upset! Potion! *hiccups* Yellllllllll *broken kid sob*

Ibuk.i 100% understands it

[king-of-snow-and-iceland]

OOC

Whyyyyyyy do people have to yellllllllll

[vanishcd]

[[ MEGS COMING OUT WITH A NEW SINGLE

A NEW ALBUM IS COMING

YELLLLLLLLLLS ]]

[pobreninorico]

I want to yellllllllll