#a bunch of dumbasses

[possumkingluca]

still thinking about the time i did one of those hunger game simulation things with the characters being all the strixhaven student npcs, my strixhaven campaign's party members, and extus narr + one just labeled 'the rest of the oriq' it was actually so goofy because tell me how the oriq immediately set off a bomb killing 4 people INCLUDING THEIR LEADER??? tell me how all the party members died almost immediately except for my character who got tragically betrayed by one of his friends??? tell me how the last two people alive were the biggest fucking nerds in the entire school?? fucking URZMAKTOK and DRAZHOMIR??? tell me how the SOPPING WET CAT of a minotaur that is drazhomir won????? also quentillius died of dysentery on day 1 which is the death he deserves.

[waffle10011]

Not too fond of religious people.

[drivindrivin]

congrats to f1, they played themselves by making their sport as boring and predictable as fuck.

this is an incredibly funny read when you juxtapose this with the efforts sky f1 go to to hype up this season, bless them honestly they’re trying their hardest

[odysseys-blood]

idk kinda crazy how every minority group will have an "i got mine" subgroup in it that in no way reflects the views of the whole but someone outside of said group will always demand everybody else to answer for that little crew like what r we doin here.

[rynpie]

felt the need to doodle lilia

[shadowsatdawnx]

“nuala and carridwen aren’t really elain’s friends, rhys pays them, they’re not found family!”

begging y’all to stop fighting tooth and nail to sever any and every connection elain has with the NC and in turn, azriel. i think it’s obvious that y’all understand that the only way for elain and az not to happen is if she leaves the NC and isn’t around azriel, so you want to cut off or ignore every part of her story that keeps her there so you can get the ship that you want.

it seems exhausting, how hard you have to work to make elain fit into l*cien’s world rather than the world she’s already happy in, and that speaks volumes.

[fauvester]

sorry boss cant go to work today. thinking about deathsaurus. yeah. yup in every continuity including the butch trucker human one in my mind

[chirp-featherfowl]

am i makinnng. any FUCKING sense.

elaboration in tags maybe if it's comprehensible. no promises

[avo-gal]

She is beauty. She is grace. She is... Falling up the stairs... Wow. How is she doing that?

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 13

How was Jaskier supposed to know that the lovely woman he spent the night with had a husband? Let alone a husband in a big scary poacher gang? So Jaskier is hauling ass through the forest, only to get his leg caught in a beartrap. He faceplants (very daintily, prettily, and most certainly not with an embarrassing wail, thank you very much) and begins sobbing with the pain. Not to mention his cheap lute breaking into splinters. Great. Just great. What a LOVELY day he's having! A pure white werewolf with bright golden eyes suddenly prowls out of the bushes, growling at him, and Jaskier decides that today really is his worst day. No matter how majestic the beast is, this is cearly the end of Jaskier the bard. He sobs and begs to live, apologizing profusely, and the last thing he sees is the monstrous snout getting closer. Geralt, the werewolf, is stalking for food for his pack, only to come across one of those humans in their own traps. Except... This human isn't one of them. He's wearing brightly colored delicate clothing, and wasn't familiar with where their traps were. It's an innocent human. One that smells very nice, under all the stench of blood and fear. Wolf!Geralt creeps closer, and pries open the trap, intending on releasing the human back into the wild, but it just kind of stares at him in horror before passing out. Hm. Well, it appears it needs more care than he initially thought. So imagine the other witcher's surprise when he doesn't bring food back to the pack, but instead brings a human to patch up. The moon dips out of the sky, they all turn back into their witcher-human forms, and now they're all SCRAMBLING over what they're meant to do!? HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A HUMAN AGAIN??? FUCK- I DON'T KNOW! Geralt stop petting him, he doesn't like that, he's human, not a wolf! What do you mean he likes it? Oh shit- EVERYONE QUICK PET HIM! No wait- He doesn't like it any more- One at a time pet him! And uh- Fuck- What do normal people eat!?

♡!Optional addons!♡ • (ORIGINALLY A TAG) Is Aiden a werecat or also a werewolf? And if he is a werewolf (and/or a werecat I suppose), perhaps he's from a rival pack (against his will) and needs to be rescued by Lambert as a sideplot • Maybe the poachers find poor trapped Jaskier and Geralt has to fight them off first, or perhaps they come back later, intent on killing the White Wolf • Perhaps Geralt turns Jaskier into a werewolf (Either with his consent or without his consent ONLY if he has to do it to save his life, we don't fuck with forced bonds here, people)

[manicali]

Can you make AUs of your own story? Cause I may or may not have spent the last hour thinking about putting all of my characters into a danganrompa au. And I wanna know if I can write that or is that like a no?

[1dramaprincess]

I cannot emphasize enough how absolutely irritating it is to search a tag and find it spammed with irrelevant shit.

Artist tags spammed with other artists, or "Female Manipulator" and "Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss" bullshit; spammed with Whispers and aesthetics instead of posts for that specific artist.

Aesthetic tags spammed with things that don't fit that aesthetic at all.

Character or ship tags spammed with completely different characters or ships.

This is so fucking irritating, and all it does is make people BLOCK your rude, dumbass. Tag on-topic or don't tag it at all! Tumblr needs to make this a guideline violation because it seriously ruins the site. @wip

[volitioncheck]

i think i wouldn’t hate disco elysium’s collage mode nearly as much if it weren’t for 1) the way that it was marketed in such a tasteless, soulless manner, let alone the fact that it was a last ditch distraction from a dead on its feet studio piloted by dumbass thieving execs and released on the day of the court declaration, and 2) those dumbass fucking stickers

like if it had been included with the base game from the start and had been titled something a bit more tasteful and in-line with how i would have liked the feature to be marketed as— something like “exploration mode”, something that perhaps could only be unlocked after completing the game for the first time, AND didn’t have those stupid as hell visually and tonally incongruent with the artstyle stickers, i would have applauded it as a nice little bonus for being able to study and appreciate the 3d models and environments for reference.

[just-drawing-something-over-here]

ayo i wanna make some free art requests send me some

[queercatboyrights]

oh yeah. I'm sure. NOTHING can go wrong with this storylet

[heyitsmemel]

hi hello gals and gays. Here is a rare wav from me struggling with the flu. The virus has mainly been in my chest but my entire body is so wrecked I was able to induce super easily. No talking bc I’m literally unable to 😭 Do not listen if you can't stand harsh coughing because it gets a bit rough. If it sounds a bit weird the first half of the recording is from yesterday and the second half is from today, bc the coughing is so much worse in the second half lmao. Ok that's it thankkk you for feeding me so good lately tumblr love u all <3

also personal rant about ableism and intentional contagion in the comments :///