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guys, i just had the most amazing idea
#long live luigi#CEO#opposite of a raise#fun for all ages#wealth inequality#class war#call that a sinister circus#my other ideas include:#a haunted house but the scarers get to actually chase them down with chainsaws#a funhouse with a slide that ends in a 40ft deep ball pit#a ferris wheel that doesn't stop#the Action Park slide#a petting zoo but only crocodiles geese hippos kangaroos magpies komodo dragons and/or silverback gorillas#a swimming pool filled with box jellies and candiru#a tilt-a-whirl#free funnel cake for anyone who knows how much a lime should cost#guessing games but they're all rent and wage questions and if you get them wrong by a degree of 10 or more they throw you to the tigers#a drop tower you can't get off#historically inaccurate roman colusseum-type fights where you can throw ground beef at the CEOs in the ring#jousting tournament but they get no armor and whoever wins has to donate all their money to the spectators#an oddities expo that displays CEOs that have been tarred and feathered#a merry-go-round that goes up to 130rpm
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