#act switch

[tomose]

[ACT SWITCH - April Fools' 2025] Chapter 1 Translation

Somebody is calling my name…

But I can’t seem to open my eyes… I’m having a hard time fighting off this wave of drowsiness.

Is this real, or am I dreaming? I… I can’t tell.

But I do hear some nostalgic sounds. I used to hear these sounds on a daily basis until, one day, I couldn’t anymore.

And I smell something lovely. This sweet, ephemeral floral scent in the air–I believe it’s…

AKIRA: …Huh? Did I just wake up? Where am I…?

When I opened my eyes, my vision was greeted by a metropolis intersection illuminated by dazzling lights.

I stood there dumbfounded, experiencing sensory overload from the city bursting at the seams with crowds.

YOUNG WOMAN IN RED: The latest products from Chloe’s cosmetic line are super cute~! I am SO buying them for myself as soon as payday hits!

BROWN-HAIRED YOUNG MAN: Did you catch the episode yesterday? The scene at the end with Oz felt like a lightning bolt to my being–

YOUNG GIRL IN A DRESS: Uh-oh! I better hurry or I’ll miss Owen’s livestream!

Strangely enough, the chaotic hustle and bustle of the cityscape felt familiar to me.

AKIRA: (Why do I get the feeling I’m no stranger to this place…)

Chatters and murmurs of passersby filled the streets. Bright neon lights engulfed the night. Floral notes fused with the aroma of food as well as wafts of perfume.

When I look up, I can make out some cherry blossoms fluttering among the glaring lights emitted by street lamps and ad displays.

The traffic light changed while I was zoning out, signaling a throng of pedestrians to surge forward.

AKIRA: I-I’m so sorry–

I frantically apologized to the person whose shoulder I bumped, but there was no reply.

Everyone else either simply threw me a glance or rushed past me as if I were invisible.

???: Excuse me.

Suddenly, I heard a voice and felt someone grab my hand. When I turned around, there stood a young man wearing a mask. He leads me by the hand to a less crowded roadside lot.

MASKED YOUNG MAN: You look a little pallid there. Are you okay?

Out of concern, he reached out his hand to part my bangs. His fingertips that came in contact with my forehead felt icy cold.

AKIRA: I-I’m fine… Thanks for asking.

But my memory is a little hazy… I’m not quite sure why I’m here.

MASKED YOUNG MAN: You mean you can’t remember anything? What about your name?

AKIRA: That one I do remember… It’s Akira.

MASKED YOUNG MAN: Ah, Akira. What about me? Do you recognize this face? I’m actually sort of famous around here.

The young man asked then took off his mask.

At that exact moment, the giant digital billboard on one of the high-rise buildings towering behind him switched to the next advertisement. On it appeared a figure who was a dead ringer for the man before me.

He had his hair styled in a messy yet sophisticated cut and was clad in sleek clothing like a frequent patron of an upscale club. An alluring smile graced his lips.

Not even the blinding night cityscape eclipsed his glamorous appearance, stopping pedestrians in their tracks and drawing audible gasps from them.

PASSERBY: Look, it’s Figaro! Did you know his photobook is coming out next month? I got so excited I pre-ordered two copies!

AKIRA: …Are you, by any chance, a celebrity?

YOUNG MAN: Haha!

Seeing me blinking, wide-eyed, as I looked alternately at him and the billboard, his shoulders shook in laughter.

YOUNG MAN: You really don’t recognize me, huh? Looks like I have a long way to go before I can truly call myself famous.

Allow me to introduce myself then, my dear lost soul.

FIGARO: The name’s Figaro Garcia. I’m an actor.

AKIRA: Figaro… Garcia…

FIGARO: That’s me. You see, I was sent on a quest to scout a promising talent at the whim of my agency’s CEOs.

Yeah, I’ve made up my mind; you’re cute, so let’s go with you.

AKIRA: Scout…? Me, you mean?

FIGARO: That’s right. They–I mean the CEOs I mentioned–called me out of the blue to tell me, “We have a feeling you might find a top-notch talent if you go out into the streets now!” Or something along those lines.

Honestly, I was close to dismissing their call as just another one of their spur-of-the moment ideas or something they came up with to kill time. Turns out their hunch was spot-on this time.

The young man–Figaro continued before putting his mask back on. Then, he puts a hand on his chin, contemplating.

FIGARO: But we have the issue of your memory loss…

Although it’s a real shame, would you like me to take you to a police station?

AKIRA: A police station…

FIGARO: You heard it right. If I take you there, they might be able to get in touch with the people who are looking for you.

AKIRA: Well, you see… I’d rather not make a big deal out of this…

Plus, even if we ask the police for help, I get the feeling that nobody in this world knows me in the same way I know nothing about this world.

FIGARO: …Aha, I see what’s going on. Did you run away from home?

Young folks go on soul-searching trips all the time, right? 'Cause you feel suffocated at home or stuck in your hometown.

AKIRA: I don’t think it’s any of those either… I’m sorry I keep giving vague answers.

FIGARO: Haha, I see. No need to apologize. We should help each other in times of need, right?

The agency I'm a part of happens to be close by; if you have nowhere else to go, why don’t you stay there for the time being?

AKIRA: At an entertainment agency?! That doesn’t sound like a place I could just barge into…

FIGARO: I scouted you, remember? If anything, we should welcome you with open arms.

Plus, I can’t just leave you out in the streets at this hour, can I? Some scary folks might come and take you away.

AKIRA: Did you say scary folks? Are crime and insecurity causes of concern in this city…?

FIGARO: I'm just saying we live in a world where there are good people as there are bad. Everyone is busy living their own lives.

Just so you know, I’m the former. Partly because I work in an industry where popularity is everything, but also because I make it a point to live a life of integrity. In fact, I’ve never been caught up in a scandal or controversy–I’m an elite with a squeaky-clean track record.

Wait. That didn’t backfire on me and make me seem more suspicious, did it?

Even through his mask, I could tell he was trying to be playful which didn’t fail to put a smile on my face. I felt my nerves relax a bit.

AKIRA: Well, if we’re talking suspicious, that makes us two. And yet you treated me with kindness; I can’t tell you how glad I am that you did.

So if it’s no trouble at all… I think I’ll take you up on your offer. Thanks for having me.

FIGARO: You’re very welcome. First, let's head to the parking lot; I left my car there.

Oh, and how does sweets sound? We can buy some on our way back.

Following Figaro’s light footsteps, we headed toward the vortex of a busy intersection.

The city dazzled brightly at night. Its streets are filled with hustle and bustle as if it never knows sleep.

FIGARO: Here we are. Welcome to Vollmond Production, one of the leading agencies in the show business.

Well, what are you waiting for? Come on in.

AKIRA: T-Thank you. Wow, this office looks amazing…

Adorned with high ceilings and roomy leather sofas, the luxurious and spacious interior reminded me of a top-tier company you see in foreign films.

In one corner of the room, a pair of men were sitting on the sofas, flipping through some booklets as they chatted.

FIGARO: Hi there, Bradley… and Oz? I wasn’t expecting you here.

OZ: Tiletta sent me here to drop off some documents for the drama series we'll be filming soon.

BRADLEY: And I take it you’re back from the twins’ errand? Hey, what a real cutie you got there.

FIGARO: Their name’s Akira. They were lost, so I brought them here for the time being.

OZ: Akira…

AKIRA: G-Good evening. I'm sorry for dropping by unannounced…

OZ: I’m no longer affiliated with this agency, it’s no skin off my back.

AKIRA: (No longer?)

BRADLEY: Haha! Poor thing’s shaking like a newborn fawn. Who's gonna look after them, you?

FIGARO: That’s the plan since everyone else is out today and our CEOs are away on a business trip.

BRADLEY: You don't say.

The man called Bradley raised an eyebrow then inched closer as he placed his hands in his pockets.

He examines me with amusement in his appraising wine-red eyes.

The sweet, wild scent of perfume wafts through the air like a call of temptation.

BRADLEY: Heck, you look way more clueless than Riquet when he first came here.

Now I’m reluctant to leave you with Figaro and let him dye you in his color. How about I teach you the ropes instead? Sounds like a good deal, yeah?

AKIRA: W-Well…!

FIGARO: Come on, that’s enough. It’s not every day you get to find such a pure soul; I can’t have you influencing them to go delinquent.

Akira dear, wouldn’t you rather stick with someone kind and friendly like me than with someone intimidating?

BRADLEY: Eugh, drop the charming act.

Here's some friendly advice, Akira: I wouldn’t lower my guard around Figaro if I were you. He’s a man of many faces.

I’m dead set on bringing him to his knees through my craft–just you wait. You better be listening yourself, Oz, ‘cause you’re also on my target list.

OZ: I’d like to see you try.

FIGARO: Ever the hot-blooded actors, these two.

I think we’ve been through this before, Bradley. If you truly are that determined, what you should be doing next is to make a comeback into the action genre.

BRADLEY: Yeah, not happening. I’m steering clear of the genre until that runaway resurfaces for good.

Anyway, I’ll see you around, newbie.

Bradley scoops up the documents and script on the table and gently taps my head with it. He made his way to the entrance in long strides.

Not long after, I heard what I believe is a beeping sound for a notification.

FIGARO: Was that Arthur on the other line?

OZ: Correct. He called to let me know dinner will be ready soon.

FIGARO: You’re one lucky guy, you know that? Each day must be a novel and delightful experience for you when you’re living with a young boy like him.

That arrangement ought to turn that unbecoming frown of an actor upside down, right?

OZ: I will not change; if anyone is going to, it’s him.

FIGARO: If you say so. In any case, I’m glad to know you two are hitting it off well. You know, considering how reluctant you were prior to your transfer.

OZ: …I’ve done my part here; I’m leaving.

Make sure you hand the documents to the twins when they come back.

FIGARO: And there he goes. Talk about standoffish.

AKIRA: If you don’t mind me asking… The man who left just now, is he not a talent of this agency?

FIGARO: Well, he was until recently–but not anymore. That said, he comes here every now and then, so you’ll probably be seeing more of him.

Anyway, that's enough introductions for today, don't you think? You should go get some rest now.

The guest room is at the end of the hall and the shower room is that way. Feel free to use both.

I’ll put the sweets we bought in the fridge. Eat them if you feel hungry.

…That reminds me, you don’t have a phone, do you?

AKIRA: No, I don’t seem to have one on my person…

FIGARO: Here, I’ll let you borrow my spare.

Figaro handed me a smartphone that looked shiny and brand new as if it’s never been used.

When I turned it on, a wallpaper of an intersection with cherry blossom in full bloom and the moon hanging in the sky was shown on the screen.

AKIRA: (Oh, this is the area I saw earlier. The moon looks strikingly huge here…)

[halfincontextmagic]

Mahoyaku ☆ ACT SWITCH April Fools 2025 Luna star club blog translation: Today's April Fools huh! (Cain)

HELLO????? i cant be normal about this event. i am not normal about any mhyk april fools but i think i may have the rabids now

✧TRANSLATION INDEX✧

[thesagesjournal]

[Live stream] ACT SWITCH ④

Appearing characters: Lennox, Shino, Oz, Cain, Arthur

Shino: You’re way too stiff. Loosen up or you’ll injure yourself.

Oz: It already hurts enough as is.

Lennox: Alright. Is the camera on?

(Cain: Yo! I can see you guys!)

Lennox: Hmm, is the screen tilted? I can’t get this right. Where’s the play button…

(Arthur: It looks fine!)

> You’re on~!

Lennox: Ah, my apologies. This wasn’t very professional, was it? Will this kiss make up for it? 

> Smile, Lennox~!

Lennox: Ah, my apologies. This wasn’t very professional, was it? Will this smile make up for it? 

(Cain: Lookin’ good as always, Lennox!)

Lennox: Are you and Arthur watching the stream from a different studio?

(Arthur: Hey, Lennox!)

Lennox: Hello—.

Shino: Ah, whoops. Get over here, Oz. We’re rolling.

Oz: Mm.

Lennox: This is our weekly livestream on Hardi Vision’s channel. Today’s members are me, Lennox…

Shino: Shino.

Oz: And Oz.

Shino: If you’re a first-time viewer, we’ll make sure you never forget our names.

(Arthur: You look so handsome today, Sir Oz!)

(Cain: Is it getting hot in here, or is that just Shino!?) 

Shino: First things first, our challenge of the week. This stream is part of the promotion for our upcoming series, “ACT SWITCH”.

Lennox: We will have 30 minutes to memorize a dance and see if we can pull it off. If we fail, we’ll have to do a punishment. 

Oz: Hm…? A… punishment?

(Cain: Let’s go!)

(Arthur: You’ve got this!)

Shino: Hey, don’t flip through the script onstream.

Oz: Nobody mentioned a punishment before.

Shino: I added it for the extra hype. Genius, right? Send a heart if you agree.

Oz: All of you are too laid back.

Lennox: Since our time is limited, let me explain the rules.

Lennox: Shino and I will be teaching Oz the dance choreography.

Shino: The song we chose is from Hardi Vision’s last “All-Stars” concert. We’ll perform it at the end of the stream, so make sure to watch until then. Sounds easy enough, right?

(Cain: Oh, that one! I remember it going viral.)

(Cain: Especially the chorus!)

Oz: I have no dance experience. That kind of physical work is better suited for performers and stunt actors.

(Arthur: You have great command over your movements, though!)

(Arthur: I’m sure you’ll do amazing!)

Shino: Since you’ve signed up with this agency, you have to be prepared to step outside your comfort zone.

Lennox: I can’t go into much detail without diving into spoilers, but the three of us will be taking on some unique roles for this drama.

Shino: Exactly. And Oz is gonna have to learn how to perform action and dance scenes either way.

(Arthur: Do your best, Sir Oz!)

(Cain: Give us your best whams! and pows!)

Oz: I suppose that is true.

Lennox: Look. Cain and Arthur believe in you. Let’s give it a try.

Lennox: First gently raise your right arm and twist your hips like this.

Oz: Lift both arms…

Shino: Nice. That looks great. Next, you take your right arm and lower it in two beats. Then on the third, look at the camera and hit us with a bang.

Oz: Bang.

Lennox: Your finger goes like this. The idea is to strike at the heart of our viewers.

(Cain: Ooh, he did it!)

(Arthur: So cool!)

Shino & Lennox: One, two, bang.

Oz: One, two, bang.

Shino: You did it. Now that’s how you make a bang.

(Cain: Sheeeeeesh!!)

(Cain: Arthur is losing it right now!)

Lennox: It looks just like the advertisements. Great job. They don’t call you the Demon King for nothing.

(Arthur: That was so cool, I totally forgot to take a screenshot!)

Oz: Heh. Naturally. This is nothing for me.

(Arthur: I’ll definitely have to go back through the archives...)

Shino: Alright, let’s move on. Swing from left to right using your shoulders and kick into the air with your right leg. 

Oz: Hm… Ngh… Huh?

Shino: The hell was that?

(Cain: His shoulders were kinda stiff.)

Shino: It’s giving robot. Or like you’re some kind of 2D character.

(Cain: Lennox, you should get behind him.)

Lennox: That’s a good idea. Can I try something, Oz? I can guide you to help get the timing right.

Oz: W-Wait…

> Do your best, Oz~!

Oz: I already am.

> Live, Oz~!

Oz: I’m not going to die.

Oz: Hngh, hah, bang!

Shino: No fair! You can’t bang your way out of everything just ‘cause you’re handsome.

Lennox: You’re getting there, Oz. We just have to work on that kick a little more.

Oz: Understood. I’ll keep at it.

Shino: Oh, right. What do you have to say about my fit? Cool, right? I went shopping with Mithra yesterday.

Shino: Of course, I made it back in time for Heath’s stream. He was so wrapped up in his work, he didn’t even notice his coffee had spilled.

Shino: Then he had to spend the rest of the time removing the stain. Cute, right?

> Did you help him, Shino?

Shino: Of course I did.

> You’re cute too, Shino.

Shino: You mean cool, right? If anything, you guys are the cute ones.

Shino: Here—a kiss from me. Make sure to take screenshots.

(Cain: Saved!)

Oz: Leave this for your own streams.

Lennox: Try kicking like this, Oz. Hiyah!

Cain: (I’m gonna put a dog filter over it!)

Oz: Hi-yah.

(Arthur: So cute!)

Shino: Talk about a Spartan instructor. Oh, our time’s almost up. We have to move onto the next stream.

Lennox: We’ll upload the full practice session onto our channel in the near future. Make sure to check out the video to find out what happens next. Oz, let’s give it another go.

Oz: Yes. I do not intend to incur any sort of punishment.

Shino: That’s the spirit.

Lennox: Coming up is Arthur and Cain’s freestyle dance battle. We hope you continue having fun.

(Cain: Oops, it’s our turn!)

(Arthur: I’m looking forward to the upload!)

Everyone: Adios, Hardi.

[cyb3r-pupp]

Sometimes I think oh I could totally brat but then I remember that I fold like a cheap tent at the slightest hint of possibly being praised

[knightofleo]

Angela Orosco Silent Hill 2

[eternalpariah]

sevika..sevika come home…the kids miss you…i mutter as the nurses drag me back to the psych ward

[ilions-end]

ahh elizabeth vandiver's lectures pointing out a heartbreaking moment in the odyssey i wasn't even aware of:

telemachus addresses eumaeus the swineherd as atta (ἄττα). in my fagles edition it's translated as "old friend", but as vandiver points out, atta has two meanings: it can be used as a familiar-but-respectful form of address to an older man (which is how telemachus uses it), but significantly it's also baby-talk for "father", parallel to papa/dada. it's what telemachus WOULD have called odysseus growing up, but now telemachus refers to him as xenos, a visiting stranger/foreigner.

like imagine. odysseus is in disguise as a beggar, it's the first time he's seen his son since infancy, and one of the first things he hears telemachus say, to another man, is "daddy, who is this stranger?"

[fee-phy-fo-fum]

A primrose. A four-petaled flower said to symbolise youth and young love. Giving it to someone sends a message saying "I cannot live without you".

replaying isat to appreciate some conversations id previously overlooked because theres so many little things here and there to appreciate. this was one of them.

(made minor edits to make euphrasie glitchy + clean up mira's hair)

on four petaled flowers:

[ups3tti]

Sometimes I think about how Kai made his way out of an inferno by accepting that being the green ninja wasn't meant for him but that didn't make him any lesser while Morro died in an inferno because he couldn't let go of the idea of being the green ninja and viewed it as his only source of worth. And then I lose it a little

[scrapoddles]

noooo karkat don't become overwhelmed with how much love is in the room at your birthday party!!!! That's out of character!!!!!!

[tomose]

[Acrobatic Star]

Lennox Ram - ACT SWITCH (April Fools' 2025) SSR Card Translation Featuring Akira and Bradley

An In-Demand Actor’s Pure Talent and Real Self Off-Camera  - Episode 1

AKIRA: (I never thought my magazine gig would wrap up earlier than scheduled. Maybe I’ll make a stop somewhere before going home.)

While walking near the train station, the entrance of a large-scale bookstore catches my eye.

AKIRA: (Oh hey, it’s the latest issue of the entertainment magazine that hosted the interview session I just sat in. I think I’ll buy a copy for myself.)

...What's this? Sweetheart of the Year: Actor Edition?

(I didn’t know this was a thing. Hmm, and the actor who has held the title for five years running is–)

LENNOX: Good morning, Akira.

AKIRA: ?!

I hurriedly pressed my hands against my lips to keep a yelp from escaping.

Right in front of me stood Lennox, the very five-year title holder featured in the readers’ choice poll I was just browsing.

AKIRA: G-Good morning, Lennox.

LENNOX: I'm sorry. I didn’t mean to startle you.

You see, I was on my way to work when I spotted you here. I thought I should at least say hi.

AKIRA: Wow, thanks. You really didn’t have to. 

…Does that mean you walked all the way here?

LENNOX: That's right. The filming location today happens to be within walking distance from our agency, so it made sense to save the production team from picking up my taxi fare. Plus, I figured I wouldn’t bother anyone in the area by making the trip by foot.

???: Considerate and down-to-earth, are we, Lennox Ram? If there’s a secret to your popularity, that must be it.

AKIRA: !

I hear a voice exuding a rugged allure coming from somewhere. Suddenly, a huge, bony hand slides down in front of me and snatches the magazine in my hands, passing it above my head.

AKIRA: Bradley, it’s you! 

Nice work today. I haven’t seen you since this morning.

BRADLEY: Thanks, right back at you.

Lennox and I are filming together for a drama series. I spotted you two on my ride to work, so I got out of the taxi…

Bradley looks at me and the magazine alternately, then he breaks into a mischievous smirk.

BRADLEY: Aha! Who knew you were into polls like this, huh, Akira?

LENNOX: Poll?

AKIRA: Wait, please hear me out. I only picked it up because I saw Lennox…!

LENNOX: …Ah, you’re talking about this one.  It’s always an honor to be extensively featured in this project every year. 

AKIRA: Holding the title for five years running is such a feat. And it’s not just Lennox–you’ve been voted second for five consecutive years yourself, Bradley.

LENNOX: He has, and I can see why so many people want to be in a relationship with him. Bradley has captured the hearts of his fans, men and women alike, with his alluring and refined performance.

BRADLEY: Ha! Speak for yourself. Remind me–who was it that received a fan letter from a five-year-old young lady?

AKIRA: A five-year-old young lady? 

LENNOX: Oh, he must be talking about the girl who submitted a letter to my radio program under the pseudonym Little Miss Mika.

BRADLEY: Lennox’s fan base is diverse on a whole other level. Let me tell you, this guy here is the epitome of “popular among all demographics”.

Talk about a homme fatale, am I right? You almost forget playing villains is his claim to fame.

AKIRA: Come to think of it… Lennox did mention that villain roles are his forte when he introduced himself.

BRADLEY: You don’t look entirely convinced.

An In-Demand Actor’s Pure Talent and Real Self Off-Camera  - Episode 2

A few hours had passed since we left the bookstore. As Bradley’s junior from the same agency, I was given permission to visit and observe their drama shoot.

According to Bradley's advice, the chance to watch Lennox perform the role of a bad guy is not one to be missed, especially for an aspiring actor like me.

AKIRA: (Today's filming location is at a lobby of a luxury hotel... Gosh, securing a reservation of this venue couldn't have been easy.)

I felt jittery as I did a quick check of today’s scheduled scenes using a copy of the script that Bradley lent me.

AKIRA: (In this show, Lennox plays the role of a capable young CEO and heir to a major conglomerate.

His gentle and friendly character has earned the deep trust of the people around him, but there’s a catch… Unbeknownst to everyone, he gets involved with the underworld of politics all for the sake of achieving his ambition?!

This particular scene portrays the confrontation between the CEO and the secretary who is in love with him. I wonder what kind of performance Lennox will give…) 

DIRECTOR: Filming starts in three, two, one… Action!

SECRETARY: You must be tired from the party, sir. I’ve already called a driver to pick you up. Please get some rest in the meantime.

CEO: Appreciate it.

Phew. What could be more comforting than seeing a familiar face after a nerve-racking discussion with politicians, huh?

SECRETARY: Is that so, sir? If you’d like, I can pour you a cup of coffee to help you unwind...

...at my place.

CEO: Haha! You, cracking a joke? That’s a first.

As tempting an offer as that may be, I’m afraid I have a dinner scheduled in Shibuya right after this.

SECRETARY: Not to worry, sir. I’ve canceled your next appointment.

CEO: …

What are you trying to pull here?

SECRETARY: I’ve been meaning to have a private conversation with you.

The secretary’s hands were trembling slightly. She is close to uncovering the hidden side of the CEO she respects.

Lennox's crimson irises catch a brief glimpse of her trembling.

CEO: …I see.

The CEO’s huge hand pats the head of the woman in front of him once.

CEO: I’ve always considered you a dear secretary of mine. Unfortunately… All good things must come to an end

SECRETARY: I-I…

The secretary tries to reply but she chokes on her own words.

When she looked up at the CEO, she was met by his crimson eyes reflecting a whirlpool of emotions–sorrow, insanity, and yearning.

SECRETARY: I beg your pardon...!

CEO: …

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Ahem. Am I good to assume you two are done talking here?

CEO: You are…

The man places a hand on Lennox’s shoulder and flashes a smile–the sort that knows of both the reputable and criminal sides of society.

Then, he whispers into the CEO’s ear in a threatening, low voice: 

MYSTERIOUS MAN: Don't let your emotions get in the way.

CEO: …I don’t need you to remind me.

*pause*

Lennox quietly looks up at the night sky. Beyond his gaze lies the great full moon.

Although it only lasted for a few minutes, seconds even, it felt like a depressing length of time nonetheless. 

DIRECTOR: Cut!

AKIRA: !

(...Oh! Wow, that literally took my breath away…)

I look at Lennox with eyes filled with inspiration and awe. When noticed my gaze, he reassumed his signature modest smile.

An In-Demand Actor’s Pure Talent and Real Self Off-Camera  - Episode 3

LENNOX: Thank you for your time. If you’ll excuse me.

AKIRA: Hello again, Lennox. You were great out there.

LENNOX: Akira, hi. I thought you’d already left.

AKIRA: Well, Bradley taught me that manners go a long way in this industry, so I couldn’t just leave without saying goodbye.

But even without his reminder, I stayed around because I wanted to thank you. I learned so much from watching you perform live!

LENNOX: Haha! Vollmond Productions never fails to impress with their courtesy.

Our filming is far from over, and I’m sure Bradley and I will share a few more scenes together. If you have the chance, you’re more than welcome to visit the set and observe.

AKIRA: I’d love to, thanks! Oh, but…

LENNOX: Hm? Is something the matter?

AKIRA: Well, the thing is… I’m not sure how long I can keep working in this industry.

(Once I regain my memories, I have a feeling I’ll have to say goodbye to my life here. That’s why…)

I don't feel keen on making a half-hearted promise, but I don’t want to make him worry because of my amnesia either.

As I was trying to find the right words to say…

LENNOX: …I see. In that case, this could be the last day we see each other.

AKIRA: Whoa…?!

Lennox gently pats my head with his huge, enveloping hand.

AKIRA: Um, Lennox…?

LENNOX: …Oops. Sorry. Filming just ended, so I haven't quite switched gears yet...

AKIRA: Haha! No, you're good. I was just a little surprised, that’s all.

I guess it’s true that some actors have a tendency to stay in character even off-camera.

LENNOX: You got me there. When I was younger, I once spouted something alarming to the surprise of the people around me.

AKIRA: ‘Cause you often play villains, right…

I imagine it could pose an inconvenience at times, but personally, I find it amazing how you can immerse yourself in your role. Like, it goes beyond simply breathing life into your character.

LENNOX: Haha. You’re too kind.

AKIRA: Actually, I’ve been meaning to ask. I know you make a wonderfully convincing bad guy, as your performance today has shown, but are there any other acting roles that you want to take a shot at?

LENNOX: You bet.

AKIRA: Oohh! What kind?

LENNOX: Given the chance, a shepherd.

AKIRA: Huh? A shepherd?

LENNOX: You heard it right. Recently, I’ve been spending my days off at a nearby ranch… I just feel relaxed when I’m there, as if I’m reconnecting with my true self.

So I’d like to try out roles in which I can harness the aspects of myself that only I know of.

I noticed a twinkle in Lennox's eyes.

For some reason, I could easily picture him smiling as a flock of sheep surrounds him in a vast grassland.

AKIRA: I think it’s the perfect role for you!

I cheered, then shared a laugh with Lennox, the actor who belongs where the warm southern breeze blows.

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AKIRA: Lennox, you gotta hear this: You were an actor in the dream I had the other day.

LENNOX: Me…an actor? I consider myself an awkward person, so if anything, I can’t imagine immersing myself in all sorts of acting roles.

What was I like in your dream?

AKIRA: Dream version Lennox was a sought-after actor with fans from all demographics! One of them was a young girl who even wrote you a fan letter.

From a villain to all these other challenging roles, you performed your craft to perfection.

LENNOX: Villain…

AKIRA: Eep?!

I-I’m so sorry! Did I say something to upset you?!

LENNOX: Oh... No, not at all. I should be the one to apologize.

You see… While I wouldn’t call them “villains” per se, I consider myself familiar with the sinister aura of assassins lurking in the shadows. I just thought they’d make a good acting reference.

AKIRA: Oh, I see! Makes sense!

That was such a stellar performance, Lennox. Your aura was so intense that I couldn’t help but let out a yelp.

LENNOX: Haha. You’re too kind, Master Sage.

AKIRA: (Familiar with the sinister aura of assassins lurking in the shadows… Of course. If anything, that shouldn’t come as a surprise…

Lennox is always such a gentle soul that every so often I need to remind myself he’s a seasoned warrior.)

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Oh, so I was an actor in your dream. …Aside from acting, I also knew how to dance and to blow a kiss at the request of my fans? I must say, dream version Lennox seems to be quite the versatile entertainer. If you so wish, Master Sage, shall I blow a kiss just for you?

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SKILL ACTIVATION VOICE LINE:

*mwah* I gave it a try, but what do you think?

CARD SKILLS:

Dirty and Sexy

Striving to Make This Film Even Better

TRAITS:

Celebrity (芸能人) - description to follow

Crossroads (交差点) - description to follow

[halfincontextmagic]

Mahoyaku ☆ ACT SWITCH April Fools 2025 Event Gacha SSR SR R voicelines translation

HII EVERYONE HAPPY MAHOYAKU APRIL FOOLS🎉 i am SO very happy to announce that i managed to get all 3 ssrs while pulling for chloe (and even got a total of 3 copies of leno🥹) i'm winning so hard today all the suffering was worth it.... i'm so happy i wanted to immediately share the cards' voicelines with everyone

✧TRANSLATION INDEX✧

[thesagesjournal]

[Live stream] ACT SWITCH ①

Appearing characters: Figaro, Chloe, Lennox

Figaro: A–nd, we’re live.

Chloe: Hiya, everyone! Can you hear us?

Lennox: Look at all the comments flying by. I can’t keep up with them.

Figaro: Oops, it looks like we’re trending already. I’m sure we caught you off guard, but it’s cute seeing the reactions. Heh, I can feel your sultry glances. If you keep looking at me like that, I’ll have to call an ambulance to take me.

Chloe: Kya~h!

Lennox: Figaro, that sounds like something a boomer would say.

Figaro: You just don’t get it. …Okay, moving on. Once again, thank you for tuning in today, everyone. I’m sure you already know who we are, but for first-time viewers, hi, I’m Figaro Garcia from Vollmond Production. Joining me today are…

Chloe: Chloe Collins from Ruska Spica, reporting for duty~!

Lennox: And Lennox Ram, from Hardi Vision.

Chloe: Hehe, bet you weren’t expecting us to stream today!

Lennox: We’re surprised to see how many of you are watching right now, despite this being unannounced. Thank you for coming by.

Figaro: I’m sure you’re all dying to know why we’re streaming all of a sudden, so, without further ado, Chloe, the floor is yours.

Chloe: ‘Ka~y! So, you might’ve seen bits here and there, but we’re gonna be starring in a drama! It’s a super special collab between all of our agencies! The news only just now became official, but I wonder if any early birds have already seen the announcement? Send us a heart if you did!

Figaro: Wo~w, so many! Here’s one from me as well!

Lennox: Our agencies have asked us to stream at least once a week throughout the filming period, and so, here we are. Each agency will have their participating talents host a stream to familiarize everyone with the setting of the drama. We hope you’ll look forward to it.

Chloe: Hey, it’s not just for promo reasons! It’s also a way to let you all glimpse into our world! Of course, we’ll try to stay on topic, but who knows where things will take us!

Figaro: Ahaha, spoken like a true Ruska talent! But that’s your guys’ charm. You're all about paving the way for the young and free.

Lennox: We might not be as… chic as you guys, but in terms of acrobatics, dance, and stunts, no one can hold a candle to us at Hardi.

Chloe: Absolutely! I tuned in during your last outdoors stream! You were like, pow!, whatoom!, shablam! I didn’t know people could move like that!

Figaro: We’ve got masters of all the arts on our crew, don’t we? Although I’m no stuntman, I’d say my acting isn’t too shabby.

Lennox: There you go again… You’re a professional among professionals, but you can’t rest on your laurels all the time.

Figaro: Ahaha, I'll trust you to keep me from getting way too ahead of myself then. Alright, we’ve talked enough. Now, I think it’s time for some fun. We should reward everyone for watching this far, don’t you think?

Figaro: Should we take a more cute or sexy approach? Let us know!

> Cute!

Chloe: Ready for cuteness overload? Don’t say I didn’t warn you! Here comes a super special razzling-dazzling Chloe-wink!

Lennox: Wink~!

Figaro: You rookies are good, but I can’t let you out-cute me. Wink~!

> Sexy!

Figaro: With pleasure! With me here, this is the only correct choice.

Figaro: You’re all mine tonight.

Lennox: Hey, don’t fall asleep yet. Look at me. Good girl. I’m not letting you go tonight.

Chloe: Hawawa~ Alright, Chloe, you’ve got this!

Chloe: Mwa~h!

Figaro: I didn’t make any of you faint, did I? I suppose this is a good point to wrap up today’s stream. Don’t miss out on any upcoming news!

Chloe: Hmm, I wonder who’ll be our guests next time?

Lennox: We intend to give you even more details, so keep an eye on our social media posts.

Figaro: Thanks for watching!

Everyone: See you soon!

[jimmysea]

What kind of hashtag will you create? Hashtag I wanna kiss you. You've got it.

RESET THE SERIES (2025) | EP 4

[existentialterror]

Fellas, if your story has...

Way too many narrators

Self-aware weird formatting

A metanarrative

Courier font

Meaningful colored text

The story existing as a piece of media within the story itself

A fucked up house

An unreliable narrator

Just way too much about the romantic lives of people who suck

That's not your story, that's

[erufin-art]

Like I said in one of my previous posts i think abt this scene far too much. Wanted to interpret it outside of just the sprites

I especially wanted to point out Godpoke's part in it, because sure, Capo was the one who went too far, but they/you were the one to deliver the message to Razzma and she even kinda calls them/you out on it. Also from a standpoint of Godpoke as a character it could be a learning moment for them, the first time they accidentally genuiely hurt someone via their use of Megapon. Could make them think twice next time and such.

Also I'm still surprised at how Capo yelled this line out almost right away, no hesitation. I wonder how aware he was of this being self projection at that time. Shit's fucked up.