#ada incorrect quotes

[mackerel22]

Fukuzawa: And, as always, here's your weekly reminder that therapy and other psychiatric services are covered by the ada healthcare plan.

Dazai:

Dazai, whispering to Kunikida: Why does he always look at me when he says that?

[need-a-name-101]

Mori: Chuuya keep an eye on Dazai today he is going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched

Chuuya: sure I’d love to see Dazai get punched

Mori: try again.

Chuuya: I will stop Dazai from getting punched

[welivetodream]

*Valentine's day in Ada*

Dazai: Fufu...no one is giving me chocolate here, how rude. Is my popularity dying?

Kunikida: can you focus on your work then?

Atsushi: what's Valentine's day

Yosano: you give chocolates and other gifts to the person you love

*later*

Atsushi, giving Dazai chocolates: here, for you!

Dazai:....w-h-a-t

Atsushi: Yosano-san said I should give chocolates to the person who I love. But there are so many! So Kyouka-chan and I made chocolates for everyone. Here Kunikida-san!

Kyouka: the glasses one is for you

Kunikida:thanks... I'll keep it

Atsushi: we made a whole bag for Ranpo-san

Ranpo, eyes shining: I love valentine's day

Yosano: these are so cute guys!! Aww

Dazai: excuse me, there's something in my eyes

*Dazai rushes out*

Yosano: did he go to cry?

Naomi: Dazai-san is crying???

Junichiro: now we have seen everything

************************************

Dazai: (spontaneously combusts due to rare emotions)

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Everyone: *chatting around the dining room table for a family dinner*

Tommy: *hands Y/N the salt*

Y/N: Thanks, dad

Everyone: *stops talking and stares*

Y/N: *confused* Why is everyone staring at me?

Ada: You just called Tommy ‘dad’. You said, ‘Thanks, dad’

Y/N: What? No! I said, ‘Thanks, bro’

Tommy: Do you see me as a father figure, N/N?

Y/N: Pftt- no! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

John: Hey! Show your father some respect!

Y/N: I didn’t call him ‘dad’!

Tommy: No, no, Y/N, I take it as a compliment

Arthur: It’s no big deal. I called Linda ‘mom’ once and she’s my wife!

Y/N: Guys, jump on that! Arthur has psycho issues!!

Finn: Old news. But you called Tommy ‘dad’

Y/N: Guys, for the last time, I didn’t call Tommy ‘dad’!

Tommy: That’s alright, I believe you-

Y/N: *sighs in relief* Thank you

Tommy: -daughter. You want to talk about it later over a game of catch?

Y/N:

Y/N: *tears up* I'd like that

[bsd-incorrect]

Akutagawa, trying to comfort Atsushi: Hey, don't cry. I went to mad at you island and none of your friends were there.

Atsushi, through tears: Why were you at mad at me island?

Akutagawa, now panicking: Depopulating it.

[fairybonesandstardust]

ranpo after coming out to fukuzawa as gay and telling him he has a bf standing there nervously:

fukuzawa who thought ranpo was out but never said anything because that was ranpo business and now has no idea what to do (he clocked ranpo and poe as dating within 2 minutes of seeing them together): ………ok? congratulations?

ranpo hugging him and crying: i had no idea how you would react, i was so scared about this going wrong

fukuzawa staring at ranpo because he definitely introduced ranpo to his significant other on multiple occasions, he has a mini lesbian flag yosano gave him years ago sitting on his desk, and ranpo has most definitely heard him talking to kyouka about gender: ……….

[flamie-42]

The ADA dorms pt 4

Natsume: *sitting dramatically on a rooftop* Ah it is so wonderful to see that my three party framework has become successful. The alliance between the Port Mafia and the Armed Detective Agency will usher a new era of pea.. ... what the fuck

Chuuya: *leaving Dazai's room through the window and flying off* Akutagawa: *leaves Atsushi's room using Rashomon to slink into an alleyway* Mori: *walks quickly out of Fukuzawas room with a black trench coat and a big hat* Kouyou: *Kisses Yosano at her door and strolls calmly to the street and into a car*

Natsume: I cant deal with this shit

Part 9 ~ Part 8 ~ Part 7 ~ Part 6 ~ Part 5 ~ Part 4 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1

[braxix]

Elrond: Celebrian is too tall for me to kiss. What should I do?

Galadriel: Well, I don't advise this, but I always just punch Celeborn in the stomach.

Celebrimbor: Stab her so she bends over and you can kiss her?

Gil-Galad: Kick her in the shins.

Celebrian: ... Ask me to bend over.

[call-me-chips]

Many a Nevermore incorrect quote :3

Lenore's team:

Annabel's team:

+ Bonus Merry and Mourn

[mackerel22]

*ada!Chuuya au*

Atsushi: I can't tell whether Chuuya joining the ada was a good thing or not...

Atsushi: Because on one hand, I have much less paperwork to do, and Dazai seems much happier and more stable.

Atsushi: On the other hand-

Dazai, through the office door: Fuck yes Chuuya, there, there!

Atsushi: That.

[daimadiamante]

Kunikida: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture. ADA: Awwww- Kunikida: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything." ADA: Oh.

[welivetodream]

*ADA DURING AN EMERGENCY*

Kunikida: quick where's Dazai, we need him

Kenji: he isn't here, he went home

Tankizaki: let me call him

Kunikida: he's not answering

Ranpo: Osamu has a habit of not answering calls when he's drinking

Yosano: where's Atsushi?

Kunikida: Junichiro and I called him so many times what makes you think Dazai will answer him?

Yosano: cuz he's Atsushi? Everyone is wrapped around his little finger

Kunikida: that's not true---

Atsushi: ---hello, Dazai-san?

Dazai: hey, Atsushi kun~ Why did you call ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃

Kunikida: .....

[exymylove]

Kunikida: Why did you get here so late?

Atsushi: Well…

Dazai: We were in the elevator for fifteen minutes panicking thinking we were stuck

Dazai: Only to find out that neither of us pushed the button

[bsd-incorrect]

Kunikida, driving Kenji and Atsushi: So how was your day? Kenji: We almost got surprise adopted! Kunikida: What? Atsushi: We almost got kidnapped. Kunikida: Oh, okay. Kunikida: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[inamagicalhallucination]

do u guys remember my grounded post

well im thinking about it again so

fukuzawa: considering that you all disobeyed orders and fought with the mafia i am hereby...

ada: *tense silence*

fukuzawa: grounding you.

junichiro:

junichiro: can- can you do that?

kunikida, trying not to cry: president i will never let you down

dazai:

kyouka: i... was grounded before

kenji: what does grounded mean

naomi: wait am i included in this

yosano: no one here knows wut grounded is

fukuzawa: oh is that so

ranpo: dummies

junichiro: i- i know what grounded means

kunikida: i too know what it means and it's a dishonorable thing to go through but alas i will go through this punishment-

dazai: ...grounded...

atsushi: i think i know... what grounded means

ranpo: i doubt it

atsushi:

atsushi: i think ive been grounded before

kyouka: me too

atsushi: its when they nail you to the floor right? its pretty painful... but i guess since-

kunikida, shouting: that IS NOT WHAT GROUNDED MEANS ATSUSHI WHAT THE FUCK

junichiro, pale: one day im going to learn something about you and it will be happy

naomi, also pale: doesn't have to be happy, just okay

kyouka: i think ive been grounded wrong then

kenji: that sounds awful!!

fukuzawa: atsushi, please report to yosano for a check up. again. also that is not what i mean by grounding.

atsushi: ...oh

atsushi: then i don't know what grounding means

dazai, patting his head: don't worry atsushi-kun. it made sense to me

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: *Panicked* Wy, our light bill just arrived

Jesper: I think we got charged for sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the Holy Spirit AND the light at the end of the tunnel