#incorrect quotes

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Soap has been spreading rumours that we're dating Simon: I wish Y/N: What was that? Simon: I said that bitch

[percabethconvos]

[After the quest in TLT]

Annabeth: Hey, I wanted to give you something

Percy: Hm?

[Hands him an intricately woven band]

Percy: What is this?

Annabeth: It's a gift

Annabeth: Athena is a goddess of crafts too, not just war

Annabeth: I never practiced weaving much, but I wanted to make you something, to show that we're friends now you know?

Percy, trying not to smile: So you made me a friendship bracelet?

Annabeth, embarrassed, trying to grab it: You don't have to wear it if you don't want it!

Percy, laughing, batting her hands away: No way! I'm gonna wear it forever back off!

[kkatmarx]

INCORRECT QUOTES ME DA MIL AÑOS DE VIDA Y BILLFORD MOMENTOS

[incorrectbatfam]

Clark: So which one is yours?

Bruce: Those ones.

The batkids: *running around the playground screaming*

Clark: God bless your soul.

[rainnyydaysworld]

Steph: So you like cats?

Cass: Yeah.

Steph: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

—

Jason: steph, you're a pussy, man.

Steph: You are what you eat. (Referring to cass)

—

Damian: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Cass meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

—

*Damian sneezes*

Dick: Damian, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Bruce sneezes*

Dick: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

—

Bruce: When I die I want steph to lower me into my grave so she can let me down one last time.

[smellslikechahnspirit]

Christopher 🕸🤍

Fake text scenario: He found your smutty book 📖

🤍 : fluff, soft, still might contain swearing

🕸 : MIGHT CONTAIN SOME adult themes, emotional, maybe trigger warning

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[incorrect-upon-a-witchlight]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests?

Torbek: Death penalty.

Gideon, from the gallery: Torbek, it’s just a parking ticket.

Torbek, whispering into the mic: Please kill Torbek. Torbek is begging you

[cod-dump]

*at school*

Student 1: Wow, was that your dad who dropped you off?

Teen!Ghost: Yea

Student 2: That is the most beekeeping age man I've ever seen

Teen!Ghost, only on a obscure side of the internet: He's what?

Teen!Gaz, a avid doom scroller: *screams*

[intimidating-fettuccine]

BEN: Describe your ideal partner.

Y/N: Uh… 6 feet tall, long hair, blue eyes-

BEN: You’re just describing Jeff, aren’t you?

[Later]

BEN: Describe your ideal-

Jeff: Y/N.

[mocking-the-bird]

Dick is no bark no bite dog

Jason is all bark no bite dog

Tim is no bark all bite dog

Damian is all bark all bite dog

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Eddie, calling Buck: Hey babe, when are you getting home?

Buck: Bro, the traffic has been insane, but I am on my way.

Eddie: Wow...

Buck: Baby, I'm so sorry for calling you bro, you are my partner and I love you.

Eddie: I love you too, bruh.

[tattycoram]

Cody: I wanna watch the bachelor Obi-wan: Well I wanna watch love island Rex: General do you remember that time that you faked your death and left to be a criminal without letting any of us know you were actually alive Obi-wan: *deep breath, hands the remote to Cody* Cody: You're the best Rex, whispering to Obi-wan I'm watching you

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

I've been playing Fields of Mistria... can you tell who my favorites are.

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Leman: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Konrad: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Leman: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Guilliman: Actually I did the math, Konrad would have $225, not $0.15.

Vulkan: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Leman: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Vulkan: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Leman: :(

Guilliman: I just realized Konrad would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Leman: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.

Guilliman: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Alpharius: Yeah and he wants soda and apply juice.

Guilliman: Apply juice to what.

Alpharius: Directly to the forehead.

Horus: Great chat everyone.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: You killed my brother.

Joker: I've killed very many brothers. You'll have to be more specific.

[redvexillum]

Y/N: Let's try this again. Alastor, you just need to be honest and open your heart! Then, you'll be able to make a connection and who knows? He might become a good friend to you!

Alastor: [Narrows his eyes and grunts in disgust]

Y/N: Oh, there he is! Sir!

Lucifer: [Immediately he curls up his lips as soon as he sees Alastor and focuses all of his attention on to you] Why, hello my dear!

Y/N: Hello! Alastor would like to say a few words to you.

Alastor: [Clears throat] You're like a father to me.

Lucifer: [Tears up] Oh, th-that's...Than-

Alastor: I despised my father.

Lucifer: ...

Y/N: ...

Alastor: Killed him too.

Y/N: [Facepalm]