#adventuring!

[forevermoreluver]

hey guys, i left for a little to find jesus. um me and him are homies now. we cool fr (i am not religious. this is simply a horrible, stupid joke)

[dudescape]

gonna sleep in the back of a uhaul in a shady motel parking lot behind a packed truck stop in nowhere, Texas and I'm PRAYING nobody latches me in here

my cat is set up with his litter box, food, and water in the cab (for the road, but also he's sleeping in there because I can lock it - I can't even fully close the cargo door from the inside)

got stopped for a vehicle search on the way here and they alerted on my weed. just glass and a cart and they didn't take any of it, but I did have to sit on the pavement for a while, while also trying to wrestle a squirmy cat while they went through all my shit. apparently weed is still illegal in Texas, so if I get pulled over and searched I'm fucked

[stealingpotatoes]

i hauve a cold

[homuraham]

Hamster Escapes the Most Dangerous Prison Maze 🐹

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[landsccape]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

colors of the sky.

[skipppppy]

I think she’d respect his methodology

[fangirlinginleatherboots]

Being 30 is fun. I was discussing anime with a teen at work and asked her how much of bnha she had watched. She had trouble answering and wasn't sure how to approach it. I said "better question was who was your husbando" and she turned bright red before mumbling an answer. They never expect me to know how deep their love of anime boys runs....

[lanndscape]

[softboyshaven]

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

[forevermoreluver]

i love adventuring tbh @doyouknowwhoyouare13

[cansu-m]

[athirdgenesis]

"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

[natureell]