#ag : arachnidsgrip

[devilbeasts]

@vristianity

father stelios if you insist on bringing her to midnight service can you at least bring some toys so she doesn't chew on my robes again.

[arachniiiiiiiidsgriiiiiiiip]

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[thewertsearch]

[arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling tentacleTherapist [TT] AG: John!!!!!!!! AG: You're heading into the 8lackout, so I won't 8e a8le to see you until you leave.]

We've seen these messages before, back when John was still searching for his father. By the time he read them, she was probably already dead.

In retrospect, her last line really stings.

AG: You can't fool me, John. I know you are not staying dead for long. [...] AG: You see, we are 8oth the 8est there is, and therefore we have special privileges when it comes to mortality.

God Tier resurrection seems pretty flashy, which is bad news for Vriska. If she was about to revive, her corpse would be visibly glowing - but it's completely inert. She's done.

I assume that the image on Scratch's clock is symbolic of John's resurrection, but I'm not sure why his symbol is halfway between Prospit and Derse. Is it because there's a 'good' and an 'evil' way for a God Tier to die?

Apparently so.

...this ticking is heavy. It really lends itself to the idea that John's heart is being weighed against a feather here.

AG: Nothing too glorious a8out the way you just died, I 8et. AG: Let me guess, even after all my lessons, you allowed yourself to get sucker sta88ed, right? Pretty lame! AG: I mean, lucky for you it was lame. I guess 8eing lame pays off when dying a hero's what gets you killed. AG: If our Hero of 8reath reached god tier, he would have 8een completely indestructi8le! Lol.

Yeah, but he'd also be completely ineffective. When you're a God Tier, you can either make a difference, or play it safe - but you can't do both, and I think that's by design. It's a really novel balancing mechanic, and I like it a lot.

AG: I don't know for sure, 8ut I'm 8etting that if I go to fight Jack, it will wipe out all the 8ad things I've done. AG: I think if I die it'll 8e a hero's death, so it ought to stick.

I'm not sure if that's how heroism works, Vriska - but this is an established pattern for you, isn't it? You're always looking for the right set of actions to 'cancel out' the pain you've caused.

In any case, I do think there's a good chance your doomed self died Heroically. She was fighting a corrupted Agent to avenge her fallen teammates, which is both noble and narratively climactic.

AG: One way or another, I think this will 8e my last 8ig challenge as a gamer. AG: As such, I would like to pass my dice on to you. AG: It is very important to me that they stay in good hands, John. That you continue their legacy, and that of my ancestor.

That's sweet of you, Vriska, but, uh...

I think John might want to know what that legacy actually was, before shouldering it for himself.

[homestuckreplay]

Jade Harley's New, Worse Friends

(page 826)

In a shocking and unexpected episode of 'Jade Is Different To Other Characters', she has additional contacts in Pesterchum Enamel (Much Shinier)! Below her Chumroll (John, Rose and Dave) she has a Trollslum, which may be a blocklist, or could be a different, custom category she's made to group 'best friends' and 'worst friends'.

Either way, there are at least five new names, maybe more as it looks like there's a scrollbar to the right. And while I'm still waiting for wellPressedAttire, officeurchin1280, and Dad's other associates to take their starring roles in the narrative, I'd also really like to hear from these guys and find out why Jade has relegated them to the trollslum.

carcinoCeneticist [CG] - Currently online and Rancorous. Prefix 'carcino-' means tumor or cancer, from the Greek for 'ulcerous sore' or literally 'crab🦀'. 'Geneticist' is a biologist who studies genes and variations in organisms or a doctor who diagnoses genetic disorders, so this is someone who studies cancer biology at the genetic level. As a specialized scientific profession, this echoes John's username, ectoBiologist, but is far more grounded in reality and feels darker because of it.

arachnidsGrip [AG] - Arachnids are a group of carnivorous or parasitic arthropods that includes spiders, scorpions and mites, while grip is a firm hold or tight grasp, or more generally, control of a situation. Spiders especially are seen as calculating and malicious planners, and to be 'in the arachnid's grip' would be to be caught in their tightly woven web and beholden to their plans.

twinArmageddons [TA] - Twin refers to a pair of very similar or related things (literally, two children from the same pregnancy). Armageddon is colloquially a world ending event, or literally, the final and conclusive battle between good and evil as described in the Christian Bible. Homestuck has already seen one extinction level event with the meteors currently swarming Earth, leading to a battle of light vs dark at the center of Skaia. Could these two events - within and without of Sburb - be the twin armageddons, as they occur together? Or is there another and entirely separate armageddon still to happen?

terminallyCapricious [TC] - 'terminally' means extremely, incurably or leading to death, while to be capricious is to have impulsive and unpredictable moods and behaviors. So this person's username is functionally 'I'm an asshole and I will not stop' which feels appropriate for the trollslum. To be terminally capricious is for changeability to be the only unchangeable part of someone's personality, or for someone to be so impulsive that it leads to their own death.

caligulasAquarium [CA] - Caligula was a Roman emperor known for beginning a reign of kindness and generosity but quickly descending into tyranny, working to increase the Emperor's already sizable powers and demanding to be worshipped on a level with the gods. An aquarium is an enclosure for observation and research of aquatic plants and animals. So Caligula'a aquarium would be where underwater life is ruled over with an increasingly iron fist, forced to obey the humanity that once emerged from beneath those waves.

All five of these usernames carry a negative valence - cancer, spiders, the end of the world, people of unpredictable moods and tyrannical rulers are all things people commonly dislike or fear. They all have a connection to death, as spiders can be venomous especially in fiction, and Caligula was assassinated.

Thinking about internet trolls - people who deliberately try to provoke other internet users with controversial statements that they may not actually believe, the only goal being those users' reactions - these people probably would choose usernames with strong negative and dangerous associations. They'll probably come across as extreme and inflammatory, even more so than Dave (who I don't think is intentionally trolling anybody) although might be very different in person, should we be lucky enough to meet them the way we've met John, Rose, Dave and Jade.

[wild-fae-trickster]

"I'm finna start tweaking David." -my friend who cosplayed Vriska to me who cosplayed Dave. Welcome one and l to the ultimate chumhandle poll, the poll series in which you vote for the best Chumhandle in homestuck.

[harpoonsnotspoons]

hello this is FISH🐟 anon again. just pretend you don't know my main and i'm oh so mysterious. i am mildly sleep deprived, but funny thing. on one Discord server i''m a part i'm in (i'm actually mutuals with the server owner, wow i'm so fucking cool.) my server nickname is arachnidsGrip because haha funny Homestuck reference. one time i sent a message asking whether anyone played COD Mobile and someone responded to me in German that they play Brawl Stars. i of course don't know German. so my new nickname there is allegedlyGerman, also AG. thus proving that Vriska Serket is actually German all along.

Forgot what the hell COD stood for and assumed you were just on your mobile fish app. Oh, you know, the cod app. Where you look at a cod. #Mycod

[smutpumpkin]

tavris pissfic below the cut ((omostuck

might be ooc, i'm very out of practice

arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 10:33 AM

AG: Pupa! It's 8een a real long while since we last talked, how have you 8een? ::::)

AT: wHAT DO YOU WANT, i'M TRYING TO DO SOMETHING, rIGHT NOW,

AG: 8itude much???? I merely asked how you were doing, like a good pal! Come on, what has Toreadork 8een up to? I want to know!

AT: dUDE, i DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS,,,

AG: Don't call me "dude" if you aren't going to 8other with simple small talk. Who do you think you are????????

AT: i DONT THINK, i'M ANYONE,

AT: i DO KNOW, hOWEVER, i'M BUSY AT THE MPMENT,

AT: sO, cOME BACK LATER,

AT: sORRY,

AG: Don't apologize unless you mean it, that really 8ugs me.

AG: It's a simple question. The V8RY L8AST you could do as a FRI8ND is ANSW8R 8T.

AG: How are you doing. There, look at me 8eing the 8etter person here. Rest8ing so you don't have to w8ste your VALUA8LE TIM8 scrolling up to reread it. You're welcome.

AT: i FEEL LIKE, yOUR TEASING ME, wITH THAT QUESTION,

AT: lIKE, yOU DON'T REALLY MEAN IT,

AG: Is it TH8T hard to answer one stupid fucking question???????? Or is your life really that PATH8TIC that you yourself are ashamed to tell other people a8out it.

AG: Scratch that, I'm pro8a8ly right a8out 8oth.

AT: i'M FINW,

AT: cAN o GO NOW;

AG: Go do WH8T???????? What measly little issue of yours is SO pressing you can't sit down and converse with me???? Go on, spit it out.

AT: i JJST NEED TO,

AT: wRLL,

AT: gO,

AG: You are so INFURI8TING. Why are you ignoring every single fucking question of mine???? WHAT are you going to do? I know you're GOING. WH8R8????????

AG: You need to get it through your thick skull how enraging that is, stat.

AT: i JUST NEED TO VISIT THE, aBLUTION BLOCK,.

AT: bADLY,

AG: Mhmm.

AT: i KNOW YOU WANT TO TALK TP ME, cAN IT WAIT THOUGH,

AT: iT HURTS,

AG: How long have you 8een holding for?

AT: wHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW?

AG: Tavros.

AT: ,,,a FEW HOURS, i DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIFICS, bUT IT'S BEEN A WHILE,

AT: pLEASE LRT ME LEAVE,

AG: No.

AT: wJAT,

AG: No.

AT: bUT i NEED TP GO,

AG: You don't deserve it, and you sure as hell haven't earned it.

AT: pLEAAE, vRISKA

AG: Nice typos you got going, Tavros.

AG: It's really that 8ad already?

AT: wHY ARE YIU SO FASCINATED BY THUS,

AG: Are you holding yourself, it's that 8ad.

AT: mSYBE,

AT: i NEED TO GO, sO BAS,

AT: pLEASR LET NE GO,

AG: No. ::::)

AT: wHY,

AT: pLEASW iT HURTS DO BAD,

AT: i CANT HOLD IT,

AG: Then don't.

AG: Are you really that much of a sissy? I'm not even controlling you yet.

AG: You're going along with this, 8lindly listening to my word. Holding it for me.

AG: How does it feel to need my permission to piss? Such a 8asic function, yet you need my permission. How does it feel?

AT: sHUY UP,

AG: How does it feel 8eing so full? So desper8?

AT: oLEASE,

AG: How does it feel to have someone indulge in your gross kink.

AG: I know your enjoying this, may8e even mire than I am.

AG: You could have left at any point.

AG: Yet, your still here.

AT: vRISLA, pLEASE

AG: Reading everything I say.

AT: vRISKA!

AG: You know what?

AG: You have my permission, I've had my fun.

AT: uHH,

AG: What?

AT: iT'S, kIND OF,

AT: tOO LATE,

AG: Oh.

AG: Oh my god.

AG: You're serious????????

AT: yEAH,

AG: Holy shit.

AG: Descri8e the feeling to me.

AT: wARM, uNCOMFORTABLY WARM,

AG: That was gr8. Fucking incredi8le.

AT: iT FELT KIND OF GOOD TO LET GO,

AG: Go get cleaned up, Pupa. I'm going to 8e 8usy for a few min8s.

arachnidsGrip [AG] ceased trolling adiosToreador [AT] at 11:02 AM

— wouldnt you like to know what mod this is, weatherboy

[homestuck-fanauthor-coalition]

Lightheaded

@girlbowser

-- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering arachnidsGrip [AG]. -- TT: Vriska. AG: ::::? AG: Uh. Not that I don't welcome a 8izarre midnight text from my fellow Light player!!!! Except that I kind of do? 8ecause I am confused 8y your text. AG: 8asically: What the fuck is up????

Chapters: 1/1

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category:  F/F

Fandom: Homestuck

Relationships: Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket, background Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket, background rose lalonde/kanaya maryam

Characters: Rose Lalonde, Vriska Serket

Additional Tags: Hypnotism, hypnokink, Consensual Sex, bimbofication, identity play, Exhibitionism, Brain Drain - Freeform, Dollification, Chatting & Messaging, Pesterlog(s) (Homestuck), Post-Sburb (Homestuck)

[lesboygamzee]

-- arachnidsGrip [AG] began pestering terminallyCapricious [TC] at ??:?? --

AG: So what’s the deal with fairy meta

blue fairies have a lot of evidence ( in my beautiful mind ) behind being fetishised but the existence of the red fairy ( aradia ) ( described as a pixie actually but who gaf ) is clearly depicted as a freedom and like tavros is a girl and shitttttttttt

[battle4headspace-sys]

[AG]: i will never underst8nd the concept of endos. how fucking stupid do you have to 8e to think thats possi8le? DID is literally a TRAUMA 8ASED disorder. how could you have a trauma disorder WITHOUT TRAUMA???

translation:

[AG]: i will never understand the concept of endos. how fucking stupid do you have to be to think thats possible? DID is literally a TRAUMA BASED disorder. how could you have a trauma disorder WITHOUT TRAUMA???

-virska / arachnidsGrip (she / zhe / it)

[chronologicalhomestuck]

karkat pov liveblog: hivebent, part 2

and im back! in the present, apparently.

But not too far into the present. Right around this moment, with Karkat and the toilet, during a conversation we have already read...

which was in my previous post. since im doing this in a LOGICAL and REASONABLE order.

AG: Hey 8rave leader. CG: OH MY GOD, WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME. AG: Can I join your team? CG: YES I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, BECAUSE THERE IS A WIDE OPEN SLOT FOR THE MOST VILE BACKSTABBING SOCIOPATH WHO EVER LIVED.

hello, vriska.

CG: I'VE GOT THE BETTER SCOURGE SISTER ON MY TEAM AND IF YOU BREAK YOUR TRUCE YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO HER. CG: THE FUNNY THING IS SHE WAS ALWAYS WAY BETTER THAN YOU EVEN WITHOUT ANY POWERS. CG: YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, I KNOW YOUR WHOLE STORY.

i suppose i might as well play dumb about this. terezi and vriska have history, now do they? what might this entail?

CG: HEY LOOK AT ME BEING THE ONE TO TALK SHIT AT WARP SPEED THEN LOG OFF BEFORE YOU CAN REPLY. CG: BYE, IDIOT. carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG] AG: Oh, 8ack so soon! Did your thum8 slip on the 8utton???????? AG: I guess you can't get enough of me. AG: ::::) CG: YOU MADE ME DO THAT. CG: AND YOU KNOW IT. AG: You 8n't got nothing on me and you can't prove shit!!!!!!!!

and then this bit that is WAY funnier than it has any right to be. hey this isnt relevant but look at this animation of this scene. onto nepeta!

carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arsenicCatnip arsenicCatnip [AC] CG: HEY. AC: :33 < *ac perks up curiously* AC: :33 < *she wiggles her rear end a bit and then chases something she s33s bounce into one of karkats shoes* CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS TO SINK THIS LOW. CG: KARKAT CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S ASKING AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN A CAVE TO JOIN HIS TEAM.

the drama of attempting to build the team continues. oh karkat i know youre trying to be ableist but she probably doesnt notice its supposed to be insulting. on account of the autism. that she has. and wonders why hes stating this fact. (#relatable)

CG: OK, BRIEFING: CG: ME, TEREZI, GAMZEE AND TAVROS ARE ALL PLAYING NOW. CG: THE CONNECTION ORDER IS AT -> TC -> GC -> CG.

not bad progress on planning this! i feel like the pacing is more obvious from this perspective. like we rlly gotta get all these guys into the medium asap! karkat is already in there though and i think all these team member shenanigans have been distracting him...

jack has come across this little shouty troll kid. naturally, being jack, he wants to stab him...

stab him he does.

karkat is pretty unconcerned with this injury and is just being a pretty miserable mess about the possibility of his blood being discovered.

poor kid. apparently jack thinks that this is the saddest thing hes ever heard. yeah, karkat is such a pathetic crybaby that this fuckin guy who loves stabbing people feels bad for him.

pretty interesting how much it resembles the blood symbol, huh

this alone makes karkat immediately imprint on him like a baby chicken since hes apparently a very weird kid.

THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!

ok the actual extension puts something else after this but im skipping it for now. to maintain the best chronology im skipping to this conversation with vriska. he rants to her about quadrants, then tells her about jack.

CG: I MEAN HE'S JUST STANDING HERE NOW. CG: WAITING FOR ME I GUESS. CG: BUT IT'S OK, I THINK HE'S PRETTY MUCH SETTLED DOWN. AG: Settled down? CG: WELL, HE STABBED ME ONCE. AG: Oh, only once! AG: Are you sure you should trust him? I don't know if I would, 8ut hey I'm not the leader. CG: NO, NO, IT'S COOL. CG: HE'S COOL, IT'S FINE I DON'T REALLY MIND THE STABBING, IT WAS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING. CG: WELL OK I'M PRETTY SURE HE MEANT TO STAB ME. CG: BUT I KIND OF THINK THAT'S LIKE CG: THE WAY HE GREETS PEOPLE?

honestly i always read vriska's "only once" there as sarcasm but then i met someone who read it as a genuine reaction and thats just as funny. whether vriska is being like oh a little stabbing is fineeeeeeee or shes being like what do you MEAN only once dude. both are funny.

AG: Doesn't Trollian have some kind of viewport feature? CG: YEAH BUT I'M PRETTY SURE ONLY SOLLUX KNOWS HOW TO SET THAT UP, AND HE'S BEEN INCOMMUNICADO FOR HOURS FOR SOME REASON.

sollux isnt answering (dead and going on dream adventures) so they dont get to set up their trollian viewports until they get to the veil. whoops im getting ahead of myself. and of the timeline.

CG: JUST GET YOUR ASS IN HERE SO WE CAN DETHRONE THIS GODDAMN QUEEN. CG: IT'LL MEAN ONE LESS GOD BOSS WE HAVE TO FIGHT. AG: Fine, I'll be right there.

and we are planning to take down the queen!

just so this doesnt get too long im gonna continue this in another post.

[ask-caligulas-aquarium]

arachnidsGrip has entered the chat:

AG: Ahoy there, m8!

>CA: hello there vvris

>CA: how are ya?

[jadedharleys]

wrote some terezi angst that started as a vent but became a wholeass pesterlog. enjoy.

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[pesterloglog]

Terezi Pyrope

Act 6, page 7939-7949

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling arachnidsGrip [AG]

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GC: 1 H4V3 SO MUCH TROUBL3 W1TH TH3 1D34 OF L3TT1NG GO OF YOU

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GC: 3V3N 1F TH3Y L34D YOU DOWN 4 RO4D OF S3LF D3STRUCT1ON

GC: L1K3, Y34H, W3'V3 CL4SH3D ON STUFF

GC: 1 4CT3D L1K3 1T W4S 4LL 4BOUT 1D34LS

GC: 4ND HOW M1N3 W3R3 B3TT3R OR SOM3TH1NG

GC: BUT M4YB3

GC: 1 W4S JUST P1SS3D 4BOUT YOUR 4TT1TUD3 OF C3RT41NTY

GC: 4ND 4NGRY 4T MYS3LF FOR NOT H4V1NG 1T

GC: 1 TH1NK 1T'S SOM3TH1NG 1 N33D3D 1N MY L1F3

GC: 3V3N 1F 1T C4M3 FROM SOM3ON3 3LS3

GC: 1F ONLY TO K33P M3 4SSUR3D 1T'S POSS1BL3 TO F33L TH4T W4Y

GC: 1 KNOW YOU TH1NK 1'M W34K FOR N33D1NG YOU

GC: NOT TH4T YOU'D 3V3R T3LL M3 TH4T

GC: 1T'S N1C3 TH4T YOU C4R3D 3NOUGH N3V3R TO J4B M3 4BOUT 1T

GC: BUT 1 COULD 4LW4YS S3NS3 1T

GC: TH4T YOU KN3W

GC: YOU KN3W 1 D3P3ND3D MOR3 ON YOU TH4N YOU D1D ON M3

GC: 4ND YOU P1TY M3 FOR 1T

GC: 1 M34N, NOT L1K3, M4L1C1OUSLY

GC: YOU PROB4BLY JUST S33 M3 4S 4 B1T TR4G1C

GC: YOU C4N'T H3LP 1T

GC: 4ND 1 DON'T BL4M3 YOU

GC: 1 TH1NK

GC: SP3ND1NG T1M3 W1TH 4LL THOS3 CUT3 GOOB3RS

GC: 4ND S331NG HOW WH3N TH3Y'R3 4LL TOG3TH3R, TH3Y S33M TO L1K3...

GC: COMPL3T3 34CH OTH3R?

GC: 1 TH1NK 1T M4D3 M3 R34L1Z3 TH1S 4BOUT US

GC: OR 4BOUT MYS3LF

GC: 1 N3V3R F3LT WHOL3

GC: 1 ST1LL DON'T

GC: 4ND YOU M4D3 1T SO 1 D1DN'T H4V3 TO F4C3 TH4T F33L1NG

GC: FOR 4 WH1L3 4T L34ST

GC: 4ND NOW TH4T 1 TH1NK 1 KNOW TH1S 4BOUT MYS3LF

GC: 1 TH1NK 1 G3T 1T

GC: TH3 F33L1NG W1LL PROB4BLY N3V3R GO 4W4Y

GC: ONLY COV3R3D UP 4T MOST, M4YB3

GC: W3 COULD W1N TH1S F1GHT

GC: CR34T3 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS3

GC: SUCC33D 1N 3V3RY W4Y POSS1BL3

GC: 4ND 1'LL ST1LL F33L 1NCOMPL3T3

GC: V1CTORY WON'T F1X M3

GC: M4YB3 NOTH1NG C4N

GC: M4YB3 TH3R3'S TOO L1TTL3 SUBST4NC3 1NS1D3 M3 TO 3V3N B3 F1X3D

GC: BUT 4T L34ST 1 TH1NK 1 UND3RST4ND TH4T NOW

GC: 4ND SHOULD B3 4BL3 F1GHT W1THOUT H4V1NG SOM3TH1NG GN4W 4T M3

GC: SOM3TH1NG TH4T F3LT UNKNOW4BL3, 4ND M4D3 M3 CONST4NTLY WOND3R WH4T 1 W4S DO1NG WRONG

GC: 1'M OK W1TH L1V1NG L1K3 TH4T

GC: NOT GO1NG TO PR3T3ND 1T WOULDN'T B3 N1C3 TO...

GC: P4TCH MYS3LF UP, SOM3HOW?

GC: GU3SS TH4T SH1P S41L3D, THOUGH

GC: B4CK 1N OUR S3SS1ON, 1N WH4T3V3R W4Y 1 BOTCH3D MY QU3ST

GC: OR D1DN'T R34CH GOD T13R, OR...

GC: 1 DON'T 3V3N KNOW WH4T 1T W4S 1 D1D OR D1DN'T DO

GC: 1 GU3SS TH4T'S TH3 PROBL3M, 1SN'T 1T?

GC: TH3 MYST3RY OF 1T

GC: TH3 TH1NGS 1'V3 SUPPOS3DLY DON3

GC: GOOD 4ND B4D, 1N D1FF3R3NT R34L1T13S

GC: TH3 M1ST4K3S 1 M4D3, BUT C4N'T L34RN FROM

GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R

GC: OR TH3 H3RO1C TH1NGS 1 SUPPOS3DLY D1D

GC: S4CR1F1C3S 1 M4D3

GC: TO S4V3 YOU

GC: TO S4V3 3V3RYBODY

GC: WH1CH T3LL M3 NOTH1NG 4BOUT MYS3LF, 4ND WH4T 1'M R34LLY C4P4BL3 OF

GC: B3C4US3 1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R!

GC: M4YB3 1T'S D3LUS1ON4L OF M3

GC: TO 1M4G1N3 TH4T JUST H4V1NG 4NOTH3R S3T OF M3MOR13S 1S GO1NG TO M4K3 M3 F33L MOR3 COMPL3T3

GC: 1 C4N'T STOP TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T THOUGH

GC: 1 GU3SS 1T'S 4LW4YS T3MPT1NG TO TH1NK TH3R3 1S ON3 H1DD3N 4NSW3R TO 3V3RYTH1NG

GC: NO M4TT3R HOW F4NT4ST1C4L OR 1N4CC3SS1BL3

GC: 4ND 1F ONLY YOU COULD F1ND 1T, YOU'D F1N4LLY H4V3 TH3 P3RF3CT R3SOLUT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF YOU C4N'T ST4ND

GC: SO 1 JUST K33P WOND3R1NG TO MYS3LF

GC: TH4T M4YB3 1F ONLY 1 COULD JUST R3M3MB3R

GC: 1 WOULDN'T H4V3 TO F33L L1K3 TH1S

GC: UH... WOW

GC: 1 W4SN'T R34LLY 3XP3CT1NG TO T3LL YOU 4LL TH4T

GC: 1 JUST W4NT3D TO C4TCH YOU B3FOR3 YOU GO OFF TO B4TTL3, 4ND W1SH YOU "LUCK" >:]

GC: 4ND TO L3T YOU KNOW HOW 1MPORT4NT YOU'V3 B33N TO M3, 1N 4 W4Y TH4T W4SN'T L1K3

GC: CLOUD3D BY OUR USU4L TR4SH T4LK 4ND M1ND G4M3S

GC: 1 GU3SS TH1S 1S WH4T YOU G3T FOR 1GNOR1NG M3 FOR TWO S3CONDS

GC: 4 L1TTL3 TOO MUCH R34L1TY FROM 4N 1D1OT WHO'S MOR3 M3SS3D UP 1NS1D3 TH4N SH3 3V3R L3TS ON

GC: UM

GC: 4NYW4Y

GC: L4T3R, S3RK3T

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[wild-fae-trickster]

So if any of you who have been paying attention should have realized something by now. Out of the four remaining characters, 3 of them are fan favorites, but only two of them can make it to bracket two! So who will make it into the next round of the competition? Well well find out tomorrow, for now it's Vriska vs Tavros Crocker in today's ultimate chumhandle poll!

Part 11: Vriska vs Tavros Crocker

[galacticcosmologist]

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