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Jerk Ford AU: Jerk Psy.D

[Follow-Up from: Jerk M.D]

If as a Doctor of Medicine (M.D), Jerk Ford would be Dr. House coded; if he chose to be a Doctor of Psychology (Psy.D), he would be Dr. Victor Blane coded:

Robbie, sobbing while holding a laptop: I'm literally being cyberbullied on this f***ing computer every day! And I don't know what to do.

Jerk Ford: *throws laptop out of the window*

Robbie:

Jerk Ford: Problem solved.

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Thompson: There is something seriously wrong with me.

Jerk Ford: What's wrong?

Thompson: When I look in the mirror, all I can think is 'no one f***ing likes you.'

Jerk Ford: There is absolutely nothing wrong with being honest.

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Soos: Tío, my bio dad used to hit me when I was a kid.

Jerk Ford: Is your biological father still involved in your life?

Soos: Kinda, he can barely walk. He stays in a nursing home now.

Jerk Ford: Well, what are you waiting for?

Soos:

Jerk Ford: You could definitely win the rematch.

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Stan: Does your zero star rating on Yelp upset you?

Jerk Ford: The only zeroes on the internet I care about are the ones in my bank account. If I ever felt upset, I'd wipe my tears away with a f***ing hundred dollar bill.

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[Video by agc.andy]

@rayyanishere1, @localcanadiancreature62, @triptychcryptid; your whatever the opposite of prayers are have been heard!

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TRIPLE DOG DARE

I made this for my friend Ollie and for pure enjoyment.

I got some kind of brain rot/ instead of sleeping I got an unholy urge to make this. It was really fun to say the least.

CREDITS:

Crow and Hachi belong to my friend Ollie!!

Axel and Phen are my ocs :3

Original audio by agc.andy

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