#aight I'm bye

[nephsech]

2 of them!! wtf!!!!!!!

[parksprout]

Synchronicity

It's so strange what being around someone for so long does to your brains. I've spent three years at my best friend/partner's(???? technically ex but???? we're in a weird spot, man) side, and I think we've just become inalienable from one another. We've been talking again for these past few days, starting with a little trickle of conversations about how we were both dissatisfied with not being able to talk to each other anymore, and now? We're probably texting more than we were during the last couple months of our relationship. We're talking easier, too. There's none of the obligation from before, or the imagined obligation. We both want to talk, we want to be in the other's life, we want to keep growing as people and... see where that growth can lead us. But I've noticed something so odd about us that I didn't really notice that much before we took our hiatus from talking. We're basically the same person sometimes. We think, act, talk and rationalize things so similarly. We were thinking about each other in the same way while we were apart; they thought about me at 12:34, I was thinking about them too. We both made posts about the breakup using the other's tag. We're completing the other's sentences, interrupting the others message to say the same thing and just... feeling like two halves of one whole right now. It's strange, because we aren't a whole anything at the moment but we're treating each other better than before. I think that ... maybe if I was being the way I am now for these last few months, maybe things wouldn't have gone down how they did. Maybe we would be having a conversation about growth as a couple instead of as best-friends-until-decided-otherwises right now. Either way, I'm not gonna stop working on myself just because they're back in my life. I said something to them that I really meant: If I'm hoping to be in your life as your partner, I need to be in it as your friend first too. I need to be someone who can love themselves first, too, and I'm happy to start on that journey. This is a lil rambly, but its from my heart and very important to get out of there before it drives me insane!!! RAH!!!! IM GONNA BE THE BEST SPROUT POSSIBLE AND SHOW THEM THAT I CAN BE A SPROUT IN THEIR HEARTS GARDEN!!! RAHH!!!!!!!

[mountain-lion-gremlin]

I honestly don't really see a reason to fight others about what they think about p-shifters

Yes I've argued in the past

But like at the end of the day I don't know you, you don't know me, and i will most likely not interact with you again

people call p-shifters cultists. But like, we don't call ourselves cultists without good reason. We don't even call each other or ourselves p-shifters inside our own groups. Most of yall just see the word p-shifter and automatically assume, so please block me lol. I'm not going to talk with people who don't accept me, period lmao. (As in, block me if you are actively going against those who call themselves p-shifters ty)

We just are animals. That's it, we are just who we are. We aren't spending ages talking and arguing about how p-shifting works and running around in circles arguing usually.

It usually just consists of "Look i found this cool thing out!" and others will go ":0000" and then talk about tarot cards or the weather or something lol. Or there will be analysis, but either way we are just living and communicating with those who agree with us when it comes to our identity.

Most of those who are actually cultists are immature, childish adults who have nothing better to do with their lives usually then fight with teenagers and make more rules on how to exist within your identity. We ignore them and don't give them a platform, then its done for (usually again).

Tbh i feel like a lot of people don't realize that our communities (alterhuman and physical nonhumans) are nearly identical, except of one fact that we have been arguing over since the internet has existed. Like... 20 years.

None of us really don't care anymore if you continue to make warnings about how abusive or cult-like we are, when we know we aren't 🤷

I mean like there are and will always be those who pipe up in defense for us, and I honestly really appreciate it. I don't like being perceived as a cultists or an evil person because I identify with something 💀

Its just a known fact that we aren't accepted outside of our small community (which allows cults to grow in mass because some feel completely unsafe otherwise without that one group) but we deal with it anyways.

We find others like us and giggle about it, maybe share some help with others about being able to master some shifts better or puzzle slme identitystuff out, then we are on our way. We don't group for long periods of time in the shifter community lol.

Also, did you know that therian meant the same thing in the really early days? Like therians now, and physical nonhumans, they all called themselves therians. We still have old guides on how to shift referring to therians instead of shifters.

Regardless, I like mrrping on the internet and decided i would ramble a few more times to you guys.

[spacevixenmusic]

Source: Girls Bravo [2004]

[newskater3000]

take this amy *runs off into the forest*

[hautevaux]

Anonymous asked : what would you say to the Sephiroth that tries to end the world? MENTION: @sephaeroth

"My heart belonged to a part of you that has long departed, and in the crevasse left behind by it's absense does the ever burdensome weight of grief and longing permenantly subside. Facing death in this way, by your hand, does not fill me with fear, but pity - that you lost so much and turned so violent, that so much good could have been. I'll perish, knowing one day I will find the best parts of you again, and I will cherish them close as I always have."

[maybenoots]

Forgot to ask my pcp about vaccines because I got rushed out of my appointment I'm screaming

[vampiricgerard]

i quit tumblr but came back momentarily for gerard way

[tiredsmashbros]

LIP BITE COMIC PART ONE {CLICK HERE}

GOOD GOD IT'S FINALLY DONE... maybe. even though i still plan on making a part 3 i'm going to take a fatass break first + plan it out more better in the future. for now enjoy this meal silly goobers

aight now for some quick behind the scenes lore: this took way longer than i was expecting with 17 PAGES in total while taking the opportunity to experiment this type of sketch + comic style. i have a BAD habit of starting a story with just a minor draft idea, and with the more i progress the more i start changing the plot. like- this was supposed to end with smg4 in the bathroom embarrassed but i didn't like it anymore + the scene of smg3 opening the pickle jar was rewritten to fit a better narrative. i have a difficulty elaborating a short story so i might do mini comics for now as practice. furthermore, i tend to get wAY into making sure the character's are accurate as possible to the original material. been doing my best to get out of that strict mindset and just enjoy it being fun and remind myself it's okay to break some cracks. doesn't need to be perfect after all ;^)

other than that, i want to sincerely thank everyone for supporting and enjoying the first part of this silly comic. never have i ever received such a positive response that not only has scared the shit out of me, but motivated me to make more for me as a person, artist, and for everyone in the smg4 community. genuinely has made me so happy this past month and i can't explain how much i am so excited to just start drawing these guys and everyone else in the cast + other fun stuff!! 💛

now i'm going to play wuwa and hide for a day bye bye :3c

[ifhybutilovechu]

Day 25 : humiliation + Day 26: public

ft . Onyankopon

You and Onyankopon were getting ready to go to a party , he watches through the mirror as you do you makeup. You spot him and raise a brow but he just shakes his head .

As you get finished with you makeup you put your dress asking him to zip up the back , while he does so he peeps your outfit , the shortness rubbing him the wrong way "This a little short ma" he whispers in you ear and you scoff playfully thinking he's joking "Boy bye" you say and walk off . Little did you know he was dead serious .

strike 1

he counts in his head as you put on your jewelry "Ok baby I'm done , you ready?" you ask and he nods. On the car ride there you take multiple pictures and tiktoks the short v neck leaving little to the imagination .

When you guys make it there you immediately give him a kiss before rushing off to find the birthday girl he was shocked you didn't even say bye 'strike 2' , your best friend Sasha . "Heyy bitch! you yell while running to give her a hug she so gladly returns ."You finally made it!!" she exclaims before handing you a shot you gracefully take . Y'all immediately make it to the dance floor and she caresses your waist and you grind on her playfully .

You turn around and start throwing it back on her and she catches it all , smacking at your ass while your short dress starts coming up . People start to crowd around cheering and recording , all types of hands coming to get a grab .

Onyankopon and his friend Connie get some drinks as they sit and reconnect . "How u been" Connie asks and Ony sighs "I feel like my girl been trying me lately" he says and Connie burst out laughing "I'm so happy it ain't just been me , Sasha been pushing all my buttons ." As they talk they hear the party getting louder and come to check it out . They walk to the middle of the circle and Onyankopon can feel his blood pressure getting high . You and Sasha shaking ass for the whole too see .

"Ah fuck nah" he hears Connie whispers before he reaches by his waist band and starts shooting into the air . Everybody scatters and before you and Sasha could run off to they grab y'all .

As you ride home you text Sasha trying not to make eye contact with Ony .

You : Girl we so fuckedd

Sasha : yes I'm almost home , shivering in my boots

You : Deadass , shit gotta go

Sahsa : I'm praying 4 u

"Put that phone down" Onyankopon tries to say as calmly as he could and you quickly turn it off. "So?" he asks and you don't answer turning away and you can see him nod his head in the corner of your eye "Aight"

He parks the car and your heart drops notices it's a parking lot. "Get to the back" he says coldly and you immediately crawl back and he presses a firm smack to your as causing a squeak . He turns you around pressing your face into the mattress and pulls up your dress and notices you have no panties on. He reaches his hand back before landing a harsh slap on your ass . You groan and leap forward but he just pull you back , this continues until you ass is red and sore .

"Fuck!" you yelp a tear falling from your eye . He swipes his thumb over your cunt feeling your wetness . "You like that , everyone looking at what's mine? he asks and you shake your head and he smack your ass . "I cant hear you" he says as you whimper "no.."

He lines his thick cock up with your entrance before ramming in. You moan and unconsciously move away for his brutal thrust , he grips your hips and locks you in place "Fuckk , baby I'm sorryy" you beg as your drool pools onto the leather seats . "You too late baby" he says before smacking your eyes "Now throw that shit back on me" you try your best but as you watch someone walk by your trust in the tinted windows didn't seem so high anymore , you smack your head at his stomach trying to push him out. Tapping on his stomach to signal him

"Don't focus on them look at me" he whispers into your ear , gripping on your neck. You throw you ass in circles on his cock and he groans "Fuck baby just like that... you gon catch this nut" he asks "Yes pa..ooh shit!" you say clenching around him as you get butterflies in your stomach . Your hands smacks at the fogged window and tears flood out your eyes , he tightens his grip on your hips to pound into you become you cum all over him . He watches the white ring appear around his cock and groans . thrusting again before cumming deep inside. He looks at you messy makeup and fuck up hair , hearing the squelch from the cum dripping out you hole.

"Maybe you won't act up when you can't go out with a baby on your hip?"

[howi99]

The Grimmwalkers

Chapter 1

Ruby: *hugging Yang with a smile* Don't forget to send me photos of all the new weapons you'll see, alright?

Yang: *Ruffles her sister's hair with a grin* Still obsessed with that, huh? Aight, i'll try taking a pic or two, just for you.

Ruby: Thanks! ...*tightening her hug* I'll miss you, Yang...

Yang: *smile tenderly at her little sister, reciprocating the hug* I'll miss you too, Rub... But hey, i'll be back for the holidays.

Ruby: *sigh, releasing Yang from her hug with a little nod* I know... *Giggles* And please, don't bring a boyfriend this time!

Yang: *rolling her eyes dramatically* As if i'd bring anyone home after what happened last time!

Summer: *bringing Yang suitcase* Don't forget to call us once in a while, ok? *Chuckle* Or Taiyang's going to cry again.

Taiyang: *still wiping the tears in his eyes, with a big dumb smile* I'm just so proud of my baby dragon! Finally leaving the nest like the big girl she is!

Yang: *slight blush* D-dad, don't say that! *Giggles* It's embarrassing!

Taiyang: *Laugh* Sorry, sorry! *Sigh* I'm just... So happy for you!

Flight attendant: Five minutes before departure!

Yang: *picking up the briefcase* Oop, don't want to miss the bullhead now! I'll call y'all later, alright?

Summer: Alright! *Waving her off* Good luck sweetheart!

Ruby: *waving both her arms* Bye Yang! See you soon!

Taiyang: *trying (and failing) to not cry while waving her off* B-bye Yang! Don't forget our best puns!

Yang: *smirk* Don't worry dad, i'll start this year with a- *see a guy running towards them* Uh?

???: *waving his arms* W-wait for me! I'm on that FLI- *trip on some luggage, stumbling and sliding inside the bullhead* -ght... Ow...

Yang: *wincing* You good? *See some black smoke emanating from under his face* (Weird, what's that?)

???: *lifting his thumb up, his face still on the ground* Never better! *Pushing himself up with a big grin while his eyes go from red to blue* Finally, Beacon here i-

_ _ _

???: *vomiting into a trashcan*

Yang: *making circles on his back* There there...

???: Urgh... I never went inside a bullhead before... And i don't think i want to try again...

Yang: *chuckle* Don't worry, there's medication for that.

???: *mumbling to himself* Stupid sister, i knew it wasn't a scam! *Turning green, vomiting more*

Yang: So uh... What's your name?

Jaune: *taking his breath* J-Jaune Arc. Short, sweet, roll off the tongue. The ladies- *Vomit again* Urgh...

Yang: *giggle* That sounded like a pick-up line. A nice try, but not the best execution, uh?

Jaune: I just repeated what my father told me to say. My mom said it was stupid and... Urgh... I have to agree with her...

Yang: *smirk* You could say it was a... Puke-up line! *Grin* Eh? Eh?

Jaune: ... *Stifled laugh* That's the worst pun i've ever heard!

Yang: Aw come on! You laughed!

Jaune: Because of how bad it was! *Chuckle* So bad in fact, i forgot to be sick!

[fuzzysun]

Pac: No, yeah, of course, of course! Do you want me to put you in bed? I can tell you... I could sing you a lullaby... [fumbling] Just kidding! [laughs]

Fit: [laughs] Oh, yeah...

Pac: [in a singing tone] Me dói la cabeza, necesito un doutor!

Fit: No, you... Aw, shit, babe, you wanna put me in bed you've got to give me some of that Pierre wine first! [laughs]

Pac: OOOOH! Wait, wait! Ha ha! [hits him] Oh, 'aight, I'm gonna run away, bye!

Fit: Oh, yeah? Yeah, yeah, I see how it is.

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 4

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris and 162,823 others

yourusername: AYEEEE wedding day in mc! not the type of content that i usually make but here i am getting married to maxie poo in mc! plz pu 😈💐👰🏻‍♀️

view comments:

user1: rip all ppl who actual believed that this is an ACTUAL wedding LMAO. the biggest joke that she's ever made she is actually executing 🤣🤣🤣

maxverstsappen1: What are you talking about?

maxverstappen1: This IS a real wedding??

maxverstappen1: Huh? I am lost.

user2: out of EVERYONE playing into the joke i didn't expect max to go full on roleplaying mode 💀

maxverstsappen1: I am not roleplaying ❌🤷🏻‍♂️

user3: BYE HE IS SO UNSERIOUSSS 😭😭

yourusername: CANNOT WAIT TO FINALLY MAKE BOO MY BOOOOOOOO

maxverstappen1: 😘😘

user4: aight y/n the jig is up you can STOP COMMENTING FROM UNDER MAX'S ACCOUNT 😀

yourusername: what are you talking about... 🫠😞🔐

landonorris: I am still baffled how you got this man to do so many things, oml...

yourusername: he luv luv luvsss me cuz of my beautiful smile and amazing smexy humor 🥰😌😇🤭🤭🤭

maxverstappen: Oh, okay! Believe what you want!

user5: HE ATE HER UP I FEAR LMFAO

user6: DAMN SAVAGE MAX 😭😭😭

user7: bro im so glad we r getting unhinged max bc of y/n omgghhh 👺👺🤡

user8: BYE i need to see max in full wedding smexy smexy smexy attire UGH pls y/n i beg of u to PLS make him show up in a tux on streammmm 😇🙏🏻👼🏻🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

yourusername: 🤭🤫

maxverstappen: 😐

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾

lmao i lied again, part FIVE i swear will actually include the mc wedding, and for al of y'all's confused, ITS FAKE LMAO they are not actually getting married for reals, just for funsies (shout out to my moots for letting me know this bit was a tad confusing 😭)

i'll see if i can get part five out tmr afternoon or evening!

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[flooridathemiau]

REQUESTS LET'S GOO

so glad I'm finally done with these!!bye aight bye byebye bye byebye

[ssshads]

I've made a few tutorials in TikTok but they're so bad and old, I gave in and made a new one!

I've studied this blue rat for years and his face makes me wanna kick the bucket💔

I hope this helped a little!

I also colored the 3/4 profile cuz I said so. I'm trying to get used to this new coloring cuz heh it's booty cheeks😭

I've been doing more art recently so I might take a break soon, but who knows🤷 my artstyle changes every time I draw ts so pmo💔 aight bye byeee

[tainted-liquor]

'Boys blowin' up my phone...ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝ ft. 42Miles

...˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗

ingredients: salt, tears, and a speck of sugar.

tw's: unrequited love-ish?, cussing, reader has pretty priveledge

a/n: girl's girl reader! She's here for her girls n we love that

Throughout your life, you've always kept a reputation as a pretty girl. From a pretty baby to a girl that looked like she came straight out of Pinterest. Your hair was always flawless, in your natural 4c curls or in some pretty box braids with beads. From the moment you opened your eyes and spoke your mind, you had everyone falling at your pretty little heels. Admittedly you found it partially disgusting, watching boys and men treat you like an ancient beauty and shunning other girls to bring you up. You fucking hated it.

After all, the word 'ugly' is just a bullshit concept invented by white men with an opinion. Nobody is ugly, they just aren't confined to the Euro-centric beauty standard. And who fucking needs approval from them? So your contacts stayed full, and you left almost every boy on read or delivered. To say your phone was an atomic bomb was an understatement, you picked up the habit of just...not coming off of DND!

You spent all your time with your girls, spending all your time giving them the love and care that everyone should be giving them. You cheered them on, held them when they cried, kept them in check when necessary, and doted on them just like a loving sister. Beauty meant nothing to you, and you never wanted someone to hate you based on the false 'pretty girl' title you held. You simply didn't care about the boys in B.V.A, because they all lacked common sense. All except Miles.

Now, the reason you liked him was probably stupid. You knew that good and well. You liked him because he stayed out of your face, and was one of the few who didn't talk about or make comments on any of the girls at your school. In fact, he didn't talk at all, that's why you like him so much. You've had a couple conversations with him here and there, with him nodding briefly and giving short little statements in response to yours.

"Aight, I'm gonna go to my dorm" He nodded, waving bye as he put his hoodie back over his head, walking in the direction opposite of you. And fuck, did it crush your heart. It wasn't like he was ignoring, avoiding, or ducking you. You heard through the grapevine that he just isn't into anyone, and isn't looking for a relationship at the moment. Which was fine.

But sometimes you'd wish he'd walk up to you, start a conversation, and ask to hang out. Just the two of you in the school library, walking through the many bookshelves and talking about whatever came to mind. You had three classes together, watching as he always passed you by and sat at the back of the class to doodle in his sketchbook. He never spared you a second glance, keeping his eyes glued to the ceiling or his sketchbook as you pretended to glance at your friends in the back, watching him through your peripheral. It pushed you to tears every time you returned to your dorm, mascara cascading down your face every time you thought of how he behaved as though you were invisible.

It started to hurt. He was all that plagued your mind as you digested how jaw-droppingly gorgeous he was. When the bell rang and signified it was lunch time, you grabbed your things as quickly as possible as you went to place your bag in your locker. You wanted to grab a little croissant sandwich at a nearby coffee shop to clear your head, but unbeknownst to you, it was raining. You flung open the school's dark oak double doors to see a vicious downpour, immediately feeling somber as you sighed to yourself. Well fuck you can't have shit, can you?

"Fuck." You muttered, getting ready to go back to your dorm and skip lunch. You weren't even hungry anymore as you trudged back to your shared space, plunging your face into your pillow as you sighed deeply. You scrolled through your phone, ignoring the 8+ messages you had on Instagram, viewing Miles' story, and being bombarded by Magnolia by Playboi Carti immediately. He was sitting at a cafe table, looking down at his phone while Ganke kicked his feet up on the table, a comic book resting on his face. You did nothing but like the story before powering off your phone and drifting off to sleep.

You accidentally skipped the rest of your classes for the day, but it was fine considering you only had Jewelry, creative writing, and a free. Your roommate/best friend had been chilling at her desk, doing her pre-calc homework as you heard the faintest bit of bass coming from her AirPods. You assumed she couldn't hear you, so you fell back on your bed and posted new selfies to your story. "Lila, what song should I choose?" You asked as soon as you heard the bass die out. "Uhm...Focus by HER. By the way, where you been girl? I had to go to jewelry alone" Lila asked as she looked up to the top of your shared bunk bed. "My bad, I wasn't feelin' too good so I took a nap!" You chirped as you rubbed your eyes.

"Ah, that's aight. Hope you feelin' better. By the way, I found this in the back of 7th period" She muttered, pulling a crumpled-up piece of paper from off of her desk and extending her arm straight up and back so you could grab the sheet. You held the form, immediately locking eyes with a perfect drawing of yourself. You were sitting on the lockers, knees to chest with your lavender-purple beats. "Damn, who drew this? They're good" You gasped, snapping a picture to post later. "No clue. But girl move over I gotta tell you about what happened with me and Kazir" Lila giggled as she powered off her computer, turning on the salt lamp and climbing up to your bunk.

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