#akdhaksjs

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

[gingerteaonthetardis]

I found you been reposted out in the wilderness of Facebook. That's like when you see your teacher at the store on a Saturday.

akdhaksjs ??? oh my god, that's so funny and weird and whoever did this, Come Forward Now so we can talk... also tbh i didn't even believe there were 678 active facebook users left in the world so that's fun information to have. i assumed it was just my mom over there

[florida3exclamationpoints]

"Hold on a second. . I've talked to Doctor Cuddy," AKDHAKSJ

[onismdaydream]

HI PERCE HIIII!!! 1, 12, 28 FOR PEROMI AAAAND 6, 9, 13 FOR PERCADORI<33333 - @teddybeartoji

MICKEY MY BELOVED THANK YOUUUUU kissing you so hard rn !! <333

peromi

1. what was your first time with your f/o like?

hiromi was so set on taking our relationship slow n stuff, like not wanting to rush things because he wasn't interested in short term relationships! and i was fine with it and so we did at first, but after one of our dinner dates, he took me home and it kinda got out of hand lmaooo we just wanted each other so it was very passionate and sensual like lots of eye contact and that's when we said our first "i love you"s :((( i was scared he might regret it in the morning but he was so sweet and kinda shy about it and we both realized how down bad we are <3

12. your favourite body part of your f/o? their favourite part of yours?

ooooh i LOVE hiromi's shoulders and collarbone and chest... his muscles aren't as obvious as some other people but they're so firm and i love rubbing his shoulders for him after a long day!!!! i leave a lot of kisses on his pecs and i love to leave hickeys there because theyre not on display but theyre still there!!! hiromi is definitely a big fan of my thighs and tummy if his kisses are anything to go by !! he LOVESSSS pressing the sweetest kisses down my body before he eats me out.. and his fingers are always digging into the fat of my tummy and my thighs, wherever he can get them!! loves resting his head on my thighs when we're relaxing together too :3

28. how wrecked/spent does your f/o look by the time the two of you are done? do they have a dazed look on their face? completely disheveled hair? chest heaving for breath?

higu's hair is always a mess after we fuck lmaooo its all over the place and there's always sweat and my hands are always tugging on his strands so you can imagine how disheveled it gets. he also flushes such a pretty pink, it goes down to his chest too!! my handsome husband <3333

percadori

6. what was the most embarrassing thing to happen between you and your f/o before, during, and/or after sex?

we try our best to not take sex too seriously because it's supposed to be fun but there's been embarrassing moments still. umm leaving the door slightly open because we got too distracted with each other and so much noise filters out 🫣 we scarred our neighbors for sure with that LMAO there was also the time that i had his cock shoved down my throat but time got away from me and my friend came over to pick me up...... yuji wanted to finish so bad but i had to try to put myself together and make it look like i wasn't crying from choking on him and we did not do a good job of being not obvious akdhaksjs yuji was so pouty for the rest of the day until we were alone again

9. any kinks and/or fetishes?

PRAISE KINK!!!! we both have it which is very nice because we also both love praising each other so it evens out hehe i also really love when he chokes me omg he's so strong and if he puts me in a headlock, its OVERRRRRR like im sorry im cumming instantly lmaoooo yuji also really likes being restricted a bit/dommed. like just something around his wrists or told not to move ! it's not an all the time thing but when he's in the mood to be subby, he really goes for that.

13. who’s usually the one taking the lead?

i feel like we're actually kinda even?? mmmaybe yuji inches out ahead, but we are pretty much always on the same page! (plus side of being friends for so long beforehand :3) i will say for initiating things, that's probably me but i can't help it that my boyfriend is super hot and sexy !!

[lain-at-the-gay-bar]

akdhaksjal thank you <3

and yes please steal these ideas half of them weren’t mine to begin with BAHA

lollll same same theres not a single original idea in my world. i mean a big part of it is called kinoko township, how blatant can the references get? :P

[seongyeonsart]

| 21:27 | — kevin x f!reader ೫ smut

➵ unprotected, soft/vanilla sex

kevin’s hips continuously thrust in and out of you, kissing you as you moaned in his mouth. “f-fuck- kevin, it feels s-so good..” you said in between the kiss, biting your bottom lip. 

“do I make you feel that good, baby?” you nodded, looking straight into his eyes with half lidded eyes. “shit y/n, I’m close” kevin threw his head back, still going in and out of you, skin slapping filled the room.

“kevin.. oh my god, I’m gonna cum!” you squealed, feeling his thrusts getting faster. “c’mon baby, let go for me.” he intertwined your fingers together, groans getting louder as he released inside of you.

“let’s get you cleaned up, mhm?” you nodded, eyes closed as he placed a kiss on your head before getting off you. kevin came back with a wet cloth, gently wiping your sensitive area.

he went back to the bathroom to put the cloth away only to see you passed out when he got back to your room. kevin smiled, walking towards your sleeping figure before covering you with the thick comforter.

laying down beside you, kevin wrapped his arms around your waist, chuckling as you immediately moved and buried your head on his chest.

“have a good nights sleep, my love.”

[pr]

sarah_snook: An Actor Prepares @ ashzukerman #successionhbo

[gh0stlymoth]

This might be the prettiest Jon i have drawn to date.

[hauntingblue]

ARCANE DAY

Episode 4 and 5 in the tags and:

SALO BEING A VIKTOS FOLLOWER??? CRAZY. ALSO BOTH VIKTOR MISSING JAYCE AJDHSKSJ also cait has kinda calmed down... and I am sure she misses vi so I KNOW this is going to happen to her soon.... we aren't getting much of her feelings yet... she's still too onto Jinx to catch up on where ambessa is going...

DID JAYCE JUST KILL SALO??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE

Also vander not recognizing vi at first until she gives up fighting.... incredible ALSO vander and silco being miners and vi wearing her gauntlets that were initially thought out for miners.... damn

This is my favourite episode so far....

Episode 6 here:

Sky really being there..... of course she is....

Ambessa training caitlyn.... of course thats her new daughter akdjskms Tunnels in your eyes.... GIRL!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW also the guy outside is a mage... ambessa is such a hypocrite

Vi and Jinx vs ambessa and cait.... this was always about class war don't get it twisted SINGED!!! TRAITOR!!!!

ARE THEY GOING TO SEE VIKTOR???? I looove how viktors touch on their faces leave "scars" so recognizable

Did isha just take the gem from vi's gauntlets??? Omg I wasn't expecting viktor to build a hippie commune to be honest omg he looks so good.... with the blonde underhairs.... and I do believe that's the same blanket....

And of course viktor knows who vander is.... nvm he diesnt know omg viktor asking for Powder.....

We are getting viktor horsegirl montage.... omg the vander momtage I can't..... omg they wanna stay.... singed is gonna fuck all this up NOOOOO 😭😭😭 they are already there I am going to kms

CAITLYN STOP THIS MADESSS!!! ✋️ CAITLYN!!!!! VI KILL THIS MAN!!! OMG CAITLYN...... mongoose... yeah.... and fuck you too.... CUPCAKE!!!! ABOUT TIME!!!! CAITLYN I SAID STOP THIS MADNESS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! And jayce too 😭😭😭 we're never making it out of the fissures

It's such a shame the spit on here won't work like on challengers.... one can only pray I guess

Jinx experiencing the "there's nothing more undoing as a daughter" moment.... incredible

"Your absence provided a vacuum I was able to fill" TO VI???? I KNEW THAT HAND HOLDING IN THE COMMANDER SCENE WAS SUS AKDHKASJ maddie exists and ambessa knows that and still.... it was not filling her mother's void...

YES CAITLYN!!! YES!!!!! VI is so hot I am distracted... ambessa was right.... now what the fuck will jayce fuck up??? Thats the question... NOT ANOTHER CHILD!!! jayce is a menace... the guys smiling at jayce are viktor... maybe the child even....

JINX KILL THAT MAN!!! NVM VANDER KILL THAT MAN!!! JAYCE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN I GET YOU JAAAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isha what are you going to do omg 😭😭 did she kill vander... another powder... my god another week...

That was such a good fucking episode too.... and caitlyn didn't go insane when finding Jinx that is a step forwards but viktor can't be dead... no fucking way... he was giving himself away for the people and he was going to finally die by saving vander and look at what we got... no wonder viktor hates his guts. Jayce you were so good in act one.... what happened..... alright. Christ.... another week....

[charliesdayoff]

I’m sorry wait I take it back. This show is so dumb aldhjssh SHE SENt HER A BUS BIRTHDAY CAKE???????? AND NO ONE BLOGGED ABOUT IT??????

[lemonsherbett]

22/11/21

Bugün uyandığımda ilk elime telefonu aldım tabii ki yine. BTS'in AMAs'a üç ödül birden aldığını duyunca çok sevindim ya cidden. Kısa bir süredir armyim ama sevdiğim şeyleri desteklemek ve onların başarılarına mutlu olmayi seviyorum cidden. Daha sonra okula giderken airplane pt.2 dinledim. Dersler geçti vs iste. Kütüphanede nobetciydim bugün. Sınıf soğuktu kütüphane daha soğuktu aşırı kotuydu. İngilizce dersinde hoca sayfa işte bilmemne kaçta bir deyim var açın dedi . Deyim blood sweat&tears skxhsjs Lisa ve rosé stan olduğunu bildiğim ve benim army olduğumu bilen bir çocuk vardı bu BTS'in şarkısı değil mi dedi . Ya arada girip bakmıştı şarkılara ya da army falan ama söylemek istemiyor. Çünkü dışarıdan bakan kişi genelde butter'i falan biliyor sadece ya da çok dikkatli biri bilmiyorum. Okul çıkışında ise kardelen'in kuzeni ile döndük. Onun evi ve benim evim çok yakındı. K-dramalardan bildiği kadarıyla kpop dinlemeye başlamış. Fandomlarda yokmuş ama BTS,BP,SKZ da dinliyormuş. Hatta bı ara şu şarkıya çok takmistim deyip the truth untold'u açtı. Bugün baya güzeldi aslında. Derste aldığım sunum ödevini saymazsak güzeldi. Ve şimdi okuldan yeni geldim uzerimi değiştirdim ve mal mal yatağımda yatıyorum karnım aç akdhaksjs .

[sour-n-salty-citrus]

WELL. That was sure an... interesting 2 episodes. I decided to record my thought process throughout them! I wrote all of this originally on paper (yes, even the keyboard smashes akdhaksj-)

I split it into two parts cause this gets kinda long lol. Part 2 here!

Forgetting Sarick Mortshall:

I already mentioned this but omg Morty cleaning up Rick's messes, he's so pure and full of good and kind and sweet hhhh i love him

The rubbish-filled garage is just accurate representation of my room LOL

Ah, Rick made Morty cry, time for me to diagnose him with A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH

random portal guy is spitting Facks tbh

Holy shit, Morty casually swiping the key! Smooth af, I'm so proud of him

Friendship ended with Rick, Now Nick is my best fr-

Wait, shit, Nick. Rick. Please tell me this guy isn't going to just end up being just as much of an ass as Rick is to Morty, damnit

Portal Boys FTW!!!

"did I give you 'dap' yet?" Morty is me lmao. Also- i- is dap a real word or- or am I just behind akdjaksjkaaj

"unearned smirk off my grandson's face" HAHAHA I KNEW IT Rick just wants to make a point to Morty

JERRY JOINS IN ONLY TO IMMEDIATELY DIE AKDJSKSHAJHDAJSJ LMFAOOOO

wait, Garage knew about them trashing the place, and even warned them about Rick coming back? Looks like someone else has a grudge too lmao

Yeeeeahhhh I figured. He's just as bad as (or, well, nearly as bad as) Rick after all.

Morty's tiny hands lol. Actually, isn't it specifically mentioned in the art book or smth that Morty has tiny hands?

FUCKING HELL! MORTY is HARDCORE!!! He screamed a little but other than that didn't even flinch at removing his own hand, and then cauterising the wound. GodaMN.

"Abandonment's my bread and butter" HHHHH fuck you old man for making me feel bad >:"(

"Let grandpa fix you up" FUCK everytime Rick calls himself "grandpa" in the third person when talking to Morty I get so WEAK

Also Rick?? Caring about Morty being hurt??? YES

Rick actually adressing his abuse godamn DEVELOPMENT BABEY

RICK GIVING MORTY THE PORTAL GUN FOR GOOD AKDJAKDNAKSJKASJAKDJJAJS WHAAAAAAAAAAA-

BORROWED TIME AAAAA

it'd be nice if they played the full song but i doubt it

"Rick and x forever" but he didn't say "100 years"... maybe I'm overthinking it and the writers just didnt want to overuse the phrase, but maybe its a nod to Rick subconsciously knowing the two crows can't replace the level of relationship/the feelings he has/had with Morty + Birdperson (AKA ROMANTIC BITCHES-)

Wait it ended at nearly 20 minutes, but the episode length says 23 minutes... the post-credits scene must be pretty long... uh oh-

IT WAS AN 'INSIDE THE EPISODE' AKDNAKDJAK GODAMNIT FML

wait ohmygosh is that Siobhan from collegehumour? Omg i love her!

SHE LEGIT CALLED IT A BREAKUP FIGHT BETWEEN TWO SIGNIFICANT OTHERS AKDKSKS RICKORTY NATION RISE UP-!

[izzydrawsforfun]

So apparently saturdays are known as "ZaDr days" or something so... Yay akdjaksj have a look at Dib's tattoos for today.

Idk, you may take it in a lewd context or not, it's up to you! I personally drew this imagining that Zim really enjoys the feeling of Dib's skin, and he specially likes to feel his tattoos.

Mostly because they all exist because of him akdjaks stay tuned

So basically his tattoos are: A Big-foot footprint on his arm, a UFO with a abduction light underneath also on his arm, a few of these alien crop circles on top of his shoulders (the one in his arm is also part of it, but made in a way that it looks like a bracelet), a basic shape of a Irken Face on his back and the Word "BELIEVE" written in Irken, also on his back.

Very specific and stupid/random tattoos I know akdhaksj but there's a story behind them. Basically, it's all Zim and Gaz's fault. And the reason why he wears mostly sweaters and his trench coat, the boy is already known as the "Alien-freak" by his classmates, his fame would only increase if everyone saw his tattoos.

As for the picture itself, not much to say other than that these lil sparkles are not exactly sparkles aksjak they're supposed to be those lil dusts that you can see in the sunlight when you're cleaning your house, ya know?

I like how this turned out! I still think the sketch looks better tho akdjakdj anyway. Happy ZaDr Day!

[butch-himbo-king]

The combination black shirt, belt, and jacket-over-the-shoulder is too much. You’re officially too hot. The doctor is prescribing you some ice. Fhis could affect climate change.

akdhaksj NOOO i love the ice caps bro 🥺

[guarddog13]

you sound like friend

this is so NICE compared to the one i sent you akdhaksj-

[sunmoonandeddie]

hey you’re doing really well with mais akdhaksj (idk french) - keep up the great work love ❤️

THANK