#almightyewer

[randomkrabz]

Old art, but I still imagine that she will still freak out from Ewer

[randomkrabz]

Hello, I'm RandomKrabz! The creator of my Regretevator OC, Ewer! This blog will mainly be for him and his progress only! Enjoy your stay and have fun!

Fanarts of him are accepted only if it's SFW and nothing surrounding the basic dni criteria. Mention me in your post whenever, or send your fanarts through the askblog itself! ^~^

[randomkrabz]

does ewer have rizz?

Old cranky grandpa rizz

[randomkrabz]

What is your personal opinion on angry birds

"Hufshu-Fshhh... HUU!" (---- technology... HOW DOES THIS WORK??)

He can't really... Operate any device. Let alone use the touch screen since he's made of hard smooth clay.

[randomkrabz]

you gay as hell

Nonsense!

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whould ewer sword fight (I just realised the ask page was here)

Ha Ha! Of course~!

[randomkrabz]

Who Are you. (threat)

"Fuuhhh! sshhh! Wooo, husss, FSSSH, huu! (I'm The Almighty Sir Ewer! Ruler of teapots! And the most, mightiest, MAGNIFICENT, leader ever is!)

"Fuuu, ffsssh! Whoo Whoo! (Dare to step a foot onto my platform, and I'll make sure my army will flatten you intruders! HA HA!)"

[randomkrabz]

Hey, a question to Ewer. Man, time to spill the tea, so to speak. Where’d all my Oolong go from the stash, huh? - Q

P.S. You sly bastard, I know damn well it’s somewhere in the teapots.

"HUUUU?! Fsshh! Shhhuf... (YOU DARE ACCUSE THE ALMIGHTY SIR EWER OF STEALING? I have enough supplies of my own! I am offended you think I would do such a peasant act..)"