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any bird can dance, eat, fly. Great. However, i just know little mallards not only party quite radically. sometimes they use various weapons. xtra yellow ZH-29. 🔫🦆

any bird can dance, eat, fly. Great. However, i just know little mallards not only party quite radically. sometimes they use various weapons. xtra yellow ZH-29.

🔫🦆

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does this to you

does this to you

[dandandanny]

Random Heartstopper images #200

[passer-ine]

hey how would ppl feel if I perhaps were making a comprehensive list of every name that shows up in TMA listing what ep they show up in and their role in it in a non-spoiling way so that when ur listening to it and go "do I know that name?" You can just cntrl+F and find out

[hottiehiei]

- NSFW Alaphabet with Hiei (but I pick the letters I want)

nsfw (but its not overly explicit), gender neutral

i used the word c*ck… im so sorry. i literally hate that word but i had to.

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𓆩⟡𓆪 A = Aftercare

Hiei has unlimited stamina compared to you.

While you’re worn out and exhausted, he’s barely breaking a sweat. He simply looks down at you expectantly, even when it’s clear you won’t make it through another round. The need for rest overpowers all of your senses, and you’ll drift into a soundless slumber, leaving Hiei alone.

Of course, this ticks him off. He scolds you for having such a weak human body— all the while massaging your hips and thighs because he knows they’re aching. It’s mostly his fault, so he tries to compensate by doing small things like wiping your body clean.

Hiei watches you rest, grateful to have you by his side.

𓆩⟡𓆪 B = Body part

His Jagan eye is his favorite body part. He has a full view of your entire body. There isn’t a single thing he misses, not even the shiver that crawls over your skin when he tears off your clothes.

Hiei also likes his physique. When you trail your fingers down his chest or claw at his back, he’s over the moon.

As for your body, he admires your lips. He likes the way you pout when he pulls out of you, and the way your mouth hangs open from pleasure when he thrust back inside of you. Or best of all, when your lips wrap around his cock.

Hiei really enjoys kissings. He will bite your lower lip, suck on it, pull it with his teeth, you name it.

𓆩⟡𓆪 C = Cum

The taste is bitter. Literal battery acid. Do not recommend.

𓆩⟡𓆪 F = Favorite position

Hiei favors any position that involves you being at his mercy.

There’s this undeniable urge to bind your wrist, spread your legs further apart, and kiss you senseless. If the position hinders any of that, then he doesn’t bother with it.

Occasionally, he’ll let you on top, but be ready to endure some teasing. The minute he notices you getting tired or struggling to take him…

“So predictable. All that begging for nothing.”

“Just say the word and I’ll show you how it’s done.”

𓆩⟡𓆪 K = Kink

He gets turned on when arguing.

Don’t be fooled by his calm tone. He lets you think you have the upper hand, meanwhile he’s plotting. Lash out all you want, it only makes him want to put you to the test. The more you push his buttons, the more he’s thinking about bending you over and making you beg.

Seeing you act aggressive toward other people also turns him on. Whether it’s yelling at one of the boys or knocking someone over the head, he’s impressed.

The fastest way to rile him up is to physically tease him. Keep it brief and subtle. Whisper in his ear when no one’s looking, he’ll get aroused just from fantasizing about you.

Reel him in little by little, then scurry off before he has a chance to capture you. Hiei loves it.

𓆩⟡𓆪 O = Oral

He prefers to receive, mostly due to the power dynamic. You’re below him, looking up through your lashes, doing your best to please him. It gets him going every single time.

The dirty talk is ruthless, but hot.

“I know you can do better than this. Don’t expect me to praise you.”

“Relax your throat and take all of it.”

If you allow him, he’ll grab your hair and guide you deeper.

He’s good at giving oral though. If you can handle the teasing, edging, and overstimulation….he won’t disappoint.

𓆩⟡𓆪 P = Pace

Hiei is naturally fast, so that’s usually the normal pace.

But if you’re one to enjoy it hard and fast, then he might purposely slow down. He wants your body brimming with lust before letting his impulses take over.

Other times, he’ll skip the foreplay and take you how he wants, just from sexual frustration. Don’t even bother asking for a break, he’s too focused on how good and tight you feel, his mind hazy with pure desire.

𓆩⟡𓆪 V = Volume

Mostly grunts. He’s gritting his teeth, holding the noises in. The only time you can get a full moan is during oral or when he’s close to his orgasm. It’s a pleasant sound. Deep and husky, like his voice dropped a few octaves.

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extra:

𓆩⟡𓆪 W= Wild Card

Hiei is a brat tamer.

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i love not talking #theobserver

i love not talking #theobserver

[incognitoduck11]

okay, personally, i want as little of the og cast as possible in the buffy reboot so i don't feel obligated to watch it at all, (purely because i get attached to the characters and not the intellectual property of most fandoms i'm in and therefore am meh about reboots in general,) but there is one single, plausibly realistic thing i am kind of hoping to see with this one.

i am SO here for wisdom-bearing buffy showing up solo for a few eps and then happily fucking off into the land of vague endgame theories. i am also rooting for an explicitly queer take on her character, but not betting on it in the slightest. i also don't care if she does get a confirmed endgame and it happens to be with one of her vamp boys, because i like both spike and angel well enough to accept either (and ignoring canonical heteronormative agendas in any fandom is like breathing to me as a femslash shipper, okay, i'll live), but if that does happen, which i feel like it very well might, i'd love to at least get some unproblematic bi rep in that context.

again, not betting on it, and forever shooting major stink eye at the comics for not letting her be, but, like, if the new gen has a queer main character, which is something i fully actually expect, i think it'd be neat to see buffy commiserate with them. and when it's pointed out with some confusion that she's in a straight (passing) relationship and doesn't really get it, even if her best friend is gay, i want the show to let her shrug and smile wistfully and say something like, "well, actually, i'm not so picky myself."

she super does not need to be sucking face with anyone at all. i do not need a confirmed endgame one way or another. just let her be happy with herself and still a badass and a little more consciously fruity, as a treat.

[taddymason]

studying Latin rn so to make him suffer too, I hc that, apart from all the endless and absurd paperwork that had to be done, Jay had to learn the alphabet of administration while he was recovering from whatever happened to his head

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Opinions on onions?

Onion preference: secret

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Do not.

biggest reason i make so many flop posts on here is because everything i do reeks of the desperation to make a popular tumblr post. this is deliberate, because it is what protects me from ACTUALLY making a popular tumblr post. so long as i crave it, tumblr fame will never find me. it is only when i turn away, and accept my fate of obscurity, that people will lay their eyes upon me. and it WILL be because i tripped and fell on my stupid face while i was turning

[the-real-couchrat]

Posting the Tendrilis script bc I WILL be referencing it in the future

Edit: the creator actually just made a full guide! You can find them on TikTok under the account @imadetendrilis

[timetodiverge]

WolfWren Week: Fic Recs for Day One!

We now have 600 WolfWren fics on Ao3- woo! For this year's WolfWren Week, I've pulled some fic recs from my bookmarks for each day. Let's celebrate all the amazing writers and wonderful fics we have in our community <3

Day One: The Moon

“Are you following me?”/I Can Make Her Worse/Fighting as Flirting/Touch Starved/Eye Contact/Vampire AU/Sparring/Hatefuck

Just A Bit Of Fun (one-shot/E) by @femmefighter More Than A Mandalorian, More Than A Jedi (one-shot/T) by @kalevalakryze put some teeth in you (one-shot/E) by @hero-of-the-horn slowly stops the ache (one-shot/E) stuck in the middle with you (one-shot/E) by @lothcatthree the wolf and the songbird (one-shot/E) Your Touch (multi-chapter/ongoing/E) by @mird

Let's show our writers some love- read/kudos/comment/follow on tumblr~~

@wolfwrenweek

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crap. im in love.

[dragon-susceptible]

planning for the future of Different Path Taken

Im gonna break someone's arm. :3

[popomegranate]

All three Baratheon brothers had a little man they were very fond of and I just think that if Westeros was more progressive they’d all have boyfriends

[dandandanny]

Random Heartstopper images #300