#alright I'm on a tangent 💀

[kalied0skull]

Smart fella or Fart smella

smart smella

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 22 - Part 2

Lest you've lost your way, click here to progress (regress?) back to Part 1.

...Okay, now I'm officially worried.

Meanwhile, back in the Real World™️ (shout-out to my buddy @kantochampred!):

Alright, I'm about to go off on a small side tangent here but I promise it's worth it-

(Sorry to post your sins on main, Red 😔)

(Why Do I Climb the Mountain? is a reference btw)

LMAO OKAY thank you for bearing with me, now back to the main show:

Good job, neither of those two things is correct!

...Okay, Cherrim has replaced Drifblim, yes, but. Imagine this tiny seed holding Teresa and Andrea by their little stubby hands while riding the wind down the mountain.

I had to look up a walkthrough to identify that little Riolu to the right. Normally, that's an Exeggcute! (And the backup for Team Frontier, apparently).

The Third Station Pass was dubbed Great Turn, while the clearing was called:

Admittedly, I had no idea what an "oubliette" was, so I did a quick search and...

Wait a minute, are you freaking kidding me-

WE ARE STARRING IN A WAR DRAMA AAAAAAAAAAAA-

(Apologies for the small text at the start, let me know if I need to add an image description!)

...No >:l

The only reason I left this in is because this happened:

Oh my God yes PLEASE-

So fun fact, I actually did a dry run of the first few dungeons before doing it for real and taking photos. And the first time around, this gift was an Escape Orb? Which isn't bad, but I would 100% take the Reviver Seed over that any day.

The 4th Station Pass was named Sad Peninsula. (Florida? Dat you?) And the 4th Station Clearing? See below.

But then!

(Handsome Desolation? Is this where the handsome men in uniform... perish?! 😓)

I feel like a large, prehistoric rock dino should be enough to scare most things, but I guess taking the even larger rock snake as backup can't hurt.

So we go through the 5th Station Pass, Sandy Way... (Only one letter different from Sandy Bay.)

I. Don't remember why I took a picture of this. The downfalls of not immediately composing posts after the playthrough...

But yeah, those giant two-room dungeons with guaranteed MH's and a huge mass of enemies in the other room aside is definitely a theme and I hate it.

Andrea consumed enough Gummis to obtain this IQ skill, which is awesome since Max Elixirs are so hard to come by.

Look at this!! I'm pretty sure Blizzard only had 7 PP before! Yee haw!

I wonder which Pokémon are the ones bothering Sneasel Pichu?

OH NOOO!! I'm imagining this grisly scene where all these Combusken are just pecking Pichu to death.

Team Frontier happens to beat us to the punch:

I love that Onix is so big that she blocks Nidoran F.

Like all territorial encroachments in Mystery Dungeon, everyone just jumps right into the fray without listening to anyone 🙄

Honestly, all of Team Frontier was pretty based. Jolteon had an ability that allowed him to attack twice in a row (I think because the weather was different?) and he consistently used X-Scissor. Nidoran F had Sesimic Toss (55 damage) and Ice Beam. Deoxys had Attack Order, Seed Flare, Rock Wrecker(!), and Swift, the last hitting for 120 damage on a critical. Combined with Teresa's Chatter (when we finally got there, because you start off a ways from everyone), they didn't stay up for much longer.

Also Jolteon shielded me when Teresa got low on HP 🥺️

"SIT DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS AND LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, I SWEAR TO ARCEUS!"

"We owe you..." -> Yet another line from this game that never made any sense to me. (Unless it was sarcasm ig?)

💀You what

Hey, speaking of... I know Onix is huge and all, but have y'all seen Pichu since the fight started...?

(Beep boop, click here to advance to Part 3)

[meowzfordayz]

ey ey ey what's up! long time no taaalk ლ(^o^ლ)

just took the exam i've been studying for for 2 1/2 months anD AAAGSHSJBKSkdn it went from 7am to 6pm straight (bc there's drafting, drawing tests) + (tho ur allowed to eat/break whenever u just gotta manage ur time well) ain't gonna go over the deets bc i've moved on already 😭😅 just that it friED MY BRAIN and my frEAKIN BODY LIKe i had to slap some salonpas on my neck and back bc KSKSKS taking that test felt like i got hit by an efFINGSJEH truck :)

ended up finishing an hour early and but uhm aaHHHHJSBDJ ✨what's important is that it's over 😌✨

how r uuuu?! I hope ur eating+resting well bc if not thEN AM GONna come theRE AND BabY u 😤

p.s. i was only out for a couple of weeks here, came back and bAM everyone be horny for hantengu's clones 😭 my dudessss 🤧 -🧦

Hullo !! 😁 Totally random tangent, but Tumblr's being such a c*nt. 😭 Using emojis on mobile leads to txt disappearing, but my laptop's fucky-wucky and its direct emoji tab doesn't always open either, so now I'm answering Asks on desktop while constantly switching to a separate tab to copy & pasta emojis from. 💀

ANYWAY.

THAT'S WILD. 😳 I'm so, so proud of you !!!!! 🥳😍 M'sorry I'm not there to rub your neck (I have strong fingers heh), but I hope you're feeling better by now (and I'm sure you did alright). 🤗

I was under the weather last ~Wednesday through this weekend, but I'm finally feeling nearly 100% again! 😮‍💨 Def lowkey stressing since my semester ends in ~2.5 weeks, but highkey feeling fine otherwise. 😂☺️

Sending you terrific Tuesday vibes !! 💝

P.S. SRSLY lololol. 🥴 I totally get the appeal, but am also more than satisfied w/ my current faves. 🤪 Of which there're too many to list.

[melaningifs]

someone just sent me an ask saying that turning anime characters black is offensive 💀 I wanted to just delete it but i wanted to explain why it isn't but i don't really wanna come off as rude so do you have any advice?? thx :))

waaa i'm sorry you had to have such ignorance in your inbox ! usually the people that be saying this will never be the ones to call out whitewashing but heaven forbid black people make black edits ! that's why i can't take none of them serious ! this misconception of what black edits are comes from this very simplistic outlook on what racism is, they think it's some kind of two way street where if a marginalized group did something to a majority it would hold the same power or effect of a majority oppressing a minority and if that were the case NO ONE WOULD BE OPPRESED

i don't think any of that was at all helpful tho T0T i always go off on a tangent when it comes to these things ! but i do have some resources saved to save me the time of repeating myself with these people ! i also have a few more in my rentry ! and some i've collected here!

and here's a tweet that i love that explains it super short but so perfectly !

i'm super honoured you came to me for advice ! i hope this was helpful at all !