#anon: 🧦

[hanasnx]

PLEASE MAKE A MASTER LIST SECTION FOR INDY SMUTS. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE IN NOT SEVERELY DEHYDRATED.

😫😩😩😀😅🙁🤨😄😋🤣😝😝😎😒😕😂😃😕🙁😃😫🙁😩🫠🫠☹️😡😠😖😫😠😣🤪🙃🙃🤓😇🥸😂🤩😊😘

(Also can I be anon -🧦)

i sure will anon, just for you. and yes:)

[ozzgin]

hypothetically, if I were to eat takoyaki in front of kraken first mate, would it be weird? because ngl I'm craving it so bad rn.

— 🧦

Oh no, it's one of his favorite dishes, too. Especially if it's made out of enemies.

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[meowzfordayz]

i'm sorry i was late answering ur ask. the notif showed up only when i opened this acc on my pc,, idk why ಥ‿ಥ

i hope work's doing good and that ur 🥣 +🥛+ 🤸‍♀️ well, too!!

aaand speaking of wisdom tooth,, my last one was extracted the day before graduation 😭😂 it was funny because i couldn't fully smile and everytime I did it gets more obvious that my right cheek/jaw is a little swollen 🤧 it's fine this gal still pretty 🥹👌 // 😂

ayttt love u 😘🧦

Hii, don't mind me answering this late late (Ig we'll just constantly be late together teehee). 😅

Work's going well! My store's (I'm assistant managing it) finally opening this week 🥳, so I'm ~this close to getting to work open-8pm regularly vs a random ass schedule w/ 11am-11pm doubles lmao. 🥴🤗

That sounds rough. 😭 Glad you were able to find humor in it tho heh, and I'm sure you were prettier than pretty !! 😤😍 I'm hoping to get all of mine removed next Friday, but if any are in complicated positions, then I'll be recommended to an oral surgeon for those. 🤓 Really it's just good that I've gotten the ball rolling (and fingers crossed at least 2 are easily removable). 😆

Sending you marvelous Monday vibes; stay dry !! 🌧 I love you. 💘

[ickylilboy]

Kiddo who masturbates by reenacting what Dad does to him on his stuffies. Big bro who catches baby bro absolutely railing one of his poor stuffies on the bedroom floor and is instantly turned on. He promises that he won't tell Dad what a nasty slut baby bro is, but in return he gets to watch whenever lil bro has his "special feelings". Lil bro shows him all the icky ways their Dad plays with him and big bro shamelessly jerks his cock to every detail. Demanding to hear more while his kid brother fucks his plushies with wild abandon. It gets to the point where humping his toys isn't enough, baby bro needs big bro to watch him in order to get off. Staring deep into each other's eyes as his hips thrust in time to his bubba's stroking hand. Desperately waiting for the day that big bro wants to play the role of Daddy and lil bro can finally be his stuffie.

🧦

Oh my god please

Lil bro finally giving up, and begging his big bro to play with him an not just watch

"Come on big bro, it'll feel so much better if you touch me"

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

everyone who's seen under Etho's mask has a different idea of what's under there.

X thinks he just looks normal.

Grian is convinced he has the jaw of an enderman.

Bdubs is certain that his mouth has been cut open.

To go off of a past one I saw, Impulse's cybernetic eye can see the true form of a Hermit. With the three at the top locked in on their responses, with bets piling up around the server, they asked Impulse to go see.

He never, ever said what he saw, but now every Hermit is scared, as when Etho lowered his mask, while everyone watching saw something pretty normal, Impulse curled up into a ball and began crying.

-🧦

hmmm

honestly very funky i can get behind this

[bernardsbendystraws]

Just read all parts of you don’t own me. Ho is you magic?

-🧦

🦦

[ask-the-fire-spirit-cookie]

sock anon is back.

-turns you into a marketable plushie for 4 asks-

how you liking anon powers, knowing you cant do crap about this?

-sock anon!

AW- CMON! I JUST GOT FREE FROM TH—

[freelancepolicedotcom]

Oh! My apologies, I must have walked into the wrong office! But since I’m here, I might as well make a good first impression. Would anyone here like a slice of pumpkin pie?

- 🧦

“DEATH TO THE INTRUDER DEATH TO THE INTRUDER!!!”

“Sorry about him, he’s a bit… not all right in the head. Did you say something about pie?”

[keegan-askblog]

Might even adopt a kid with the homies 🧦

(Ultimate gay chicken game)

i’m not one to loose

might even buy a house with the homies

[saylorscng]

——— MY HASTAGS 🧸

𓏵 ⋮ min's main ₊ ⊹ — 00:00

- minnies tea party ⏜︵ — main tag / yap time

- that's so me ᱹ ʾʿ ⬞ 🥯 — minnie core

- shakespeare junior ｡˚ ₊ + 🎻 — quotes

- roadmap ༘ ˚ ⋆ 🍶 — tags

- mins handbook 🏯 ! ׄ .𓄼 — my rules

𓏵 ⋮ min's letters ₊ ⊹ — 00:00

- letters sent out ✿ ◞◟ — reg asks !

- mins babies ‧ ،، ✶ 🗞 — with my moots

- minnie anon bananons ָ֢ ⬫ ܻ 🚝 — my anons

- (name) ੭̲᱖ — for my moots

𓏵 ⋮ min's works ₊ ⊹ — 00:00

- mins poetry book ۪ 𖥁‌ ࣪ ִ — all my works

- mins prize possesions ،، ✶ 🍚 — fave works

- minnies aus 𖧧 ִ ࣪ ⋆ 🧇 — my aus

- mins special letters ✶ . ࣪  🦙 — my reqs

- mins small world 𖥁‌ ࣪ ִ 🥟 — smaus

- late night thinking ִ ☆゙ ۫ 🧦 — drabbles

- canon or headcanon ₊ 🪽｡˚ ₊ — headcanons

𓏵 ⋮ min's reblogs ₊ ⊹ — 00:00

- mins bakery ָ 𖦹 ۪ ࣪ — fic recs !!

- minnies pastery sale ࣪ ָ 𖦹 🧺 — my reblogs

[balatroconfessional]

Still haven’t beat gold stake. I have orange on yellow deck and purple (I think? Maybe only blue) on plasma.

I am a machine that turns [NEW RUN] into [Game Over!]

-smiley sock and buskin 🙂🧦 anon

In my opinion, blue stake is the worst. And if anything black stake is cool, if only there was a consumable that made a (random or selected) joker eternal. Madness builds would be fire then

[ozzgin]

HIII!! i just wanted to say that i love love love you writing so much, and ive been reading a bunch of them for a while now!! i'm a writer (im rima!!), too, and i ADORE your writing style and you're description and the way you bring your characters to life and how i really can imagine them as though they were right next to me. it's always such a pleasure to see your posts, and pls accept my phone hugs AAAA !! ❤️❤️

could i be 💃🏻 anon? if not, 🧚🏻‍♀️, 🧜🏻‍♀️,🪻,🪐, 🍭 work too!! thank youuuu! all the love in the world!! keep doing what you're doing, you're so loved! please make sure to hydrate yourself and eat and take breaks!!

Sorry for clogging your post like this, anon, but I thought I'd use this opportunity to update the overall list. I'm afraid someone has claimed the dancing fever mere hours before you, but I am offering you the lollipop as a sweet alternative.

For the 🦨 and 🎤 anons, lamentably both those options (wing included) are already taken, so you will have to either conjure a new signature, or wrestle the copyright owners in fresh, slightly damp mud.

I thank everyone for the kind words; know that if we were ever stuck in a stereotypical Japanese romance anime together, I would - without exception - offer you my umbrella to shield you on your way home from high school. You'd try to deny my gesture, of course, but I would sprint away, vanishing into a cloud of dust before you can utter another word.

[obsessivel0v3r]

Your anons are quite bold here. I don’t know if I can compete with such passionate declarations :o

For candy I just like my sour patch kids and sour gummy worms. I keep day to day candy tame 🪱. Chocolate wise I like a good aero or mars bar. What is your favourite chocolate bar?

Do you have plans for the summer when you’re done finals? Or are you a summer course type of person.

-🩸🧦

I make fun of them off anon lmao. They like to mess around.

I like sour patch kids too! Have you had the oreo Hersheys bar before?

I don't really know! I probably won't have any plans though! I'll probably get to work once it all ends.

[ickylilboy]

You're eating breakfast at the kitchen table when big bro walks in and challenges you to a game. If you win, you get to play any of his video games on his console for an hour. If you lose, then you have to do whatever he says for an hour. The game is simple: finish eating your breakfast without moving your hands off the table. This sounded like an easy win so you accepted the challenge and went back to munching on your food. You noticed big bro give you a sly smile before ducking under the table. You wondered why he did that when you suddenly felt his hands yanking on your pants. Thinking that this was his attempt to get you to smack him thereby making you lose the game, you planted your palms firmly on the table while he pulled. You thought he was done until you felt his fingers tugging the waistband of your undies down too.

"hey! What are you doing? Stop that!"

"Nuh uh uh, you better focus on your food instead of me if you wanna win." He chided.

Your naked bum felt cool on the chair until your felt warm air lightly blowing against your crotch. You glanced down to see big bro's mouth hovering inches away from your dick and his face getting closer.

"Wait, big bro, what are you doing?"

You got your answer when you felt your little cock completely engulfed in the warm wetness of your brother's mouth. Jolting from the sensation, your instinct was to push him away, but you'd be damned if you lost the game due to his dirty tricks. You took a deep breath and tried to continue your meal but you couldn't deny the growing feeling of pleasure inside you. Your cock hardened in his mouth at his stimulation and you involuntarily spread your legs, giving him more access. He hummed at this, seemingly in approval, which just made your cock throb and your tummy tingle. You could barely focus on making yourself eat. It was all you could do to keep your hands on the table. Your little fingers balled into fists, clenching and unclenching. Big bro's tongue swirled around your cock and he sucked you hard into his mouth. You didn't know what was weirder: that he would want to put his mouth on your privates or that it would feel so fucking good! You only had a few more bites before your food was gone. Your hips quivered and made small thrusts into his mouth as you forced yourself to swallow another bite. Your chest heaved from your rapid breaths and you closed your eyes to concentrate. On the the pleasure? On completing the game? You didn't know anymore. You just knew that you wanted big bro to keep sucking your kiddo parts. The tingly feeling in your tummy was spreading and it felt like you were gonna explode.

"B-big bro, please stoppp! Something's happening, my tummy's all tingly!" You desperately whined.

Big bro released your cock with a loud pop and moaned, "It's okay little bro, just let it happen." Before latching back onto you.

The kitchen echoed with the sounds of wet slurping interrupted only by your pants and grunts. You didn't know why, but you were dying for big bro to suck you deeper, as if it was even possible. His mouth was a vice on your little cock and still you wanted nothing more than to hold his head and shove your crotch down his throat. Your hands were barely on the table by now when you made the fatal mistake of cracking open your eyes to peek at big bro. He was staring straight at you, smirking while sucking you like he had planned this all along. That's when you noticed movement below him. He had freed his dick from his pants. It was rock hard and he was stroking it so fast his hand was a blur, precum pooling on the floor in front of him.

"C'mon baby bro, give me your tummy tingles, we can tingle together." He breathed out.

That was it. You buried your hands in big bro's hair and slammed your hips as hard as you could into his mouth. You began frantically thrusting into his mouth so hard your butt lifted off the chair.

"IT'S HAPPENING!" you cried.

Big bro took every inch of you, sucking you hard and deep, his tongue lashing at your hot, hard, cock as it spasmed in his mouth. He moaned loudly as his dick pumped out rope after rope of cum that splattered against the kitchen tile.

You'd never felt this good before. The pleasure exploded inside of you sending waves of ecstasy that your tiny body couldn't contain. You shook from head to toe and choked out moans and yelps. Even as your orgasm began to subside, your hips continued to buck sporadically. Finally, you slumped down in your chair completely spent. Big bro gently released your cock from his mouth. Your arms hung limply by your side as you caught your breath. Big bro stuffed himself back into his pants and got up from under the table to survey his handiwork.

"Tsk tsk tsk, you only had one bite of food left and you couldn't even finish it. Too bad, little bro. You lose."

You were too tired to say anything and could only give him a nasty look for gloating as you panted from exhaustion.

"Well, since you have to do whatever I say for the next hour, how about you start by cleaning my cum off the floor. Once you're done, meet me in my room for your next task." He gave you another smirk before sauntering to his room.

You sighed. This was gonna be a long hour. 🧦

Yesyesyesyes

The best hour ever, though

[mismatched-sockss]

soooo, i started a thing earlier... and i don't know how it will go, but...

it starts with JJ x reader... and ends with zombie AU...

[ask-the-fire-spirit-cookie]

.... the lord of ash thing I forgot to set a m!a limit

10 asks then

-sock anon!

..welp dang it—