#also nahh my chem (lol) is a YAPPER

[bandomstuck]

CD: Interesting, interesting...

She puts a hand to her chin as she thinks about what to say next. Chem can't sense anything off about the guy or that he's lying, but it's weird that a different version of her seems to have a completely different background.

CD: Well this can't be some multiverse scenario since your whole upbringing seems out of line from mine. My parents are Bowie and Smashing Pumpkins, and Muse is my half-brother. I feel like some sorta, like, unifying canon event has to be mom dying, or I guess in another universe dad, hell maybe both, but not them straight up being other people.

Chem sighs. 'This is the worst doppleganger ever, he didn't even do the tour with Green!' She purses her lips before considering her next move.

CD: I guess you could be telling the truth and are another My Chem, I mean no one else would dress like us unless they were really committed to a bit. Personally though, it's still a bit hard to believe you're another me. I mean, I've got a whole husband and kids, do we share that in common or are you literally a whole separate being? Are your fangs real? Do you have magic powers too?

shoving her over here and locking the door -bandomstuck)) Chem squints at her apparent doppleganger, circling around him slowly and eyeing him up, trying to decide if he's some sort of messed up copy, someone doing an impersonation of her, or if this guy is straight up the same as her.

After her visual assessment is complete, she stands in front of him, eyes locked on his.

CD: Alright, if you really are me, let's start from the beginning. I want parents' names and names of siblings. Who's your best friend? I can make it multiple choice if it's too hard for you. What do you think of Green Day? That tour must've been pretty wild, huh? I mean, if you are me, you did go on that tour, right?

All he could do was watched her circle him, he was just as confused but he'll just let her do the talking since she started it. Already so much trouble for him to think up some reason for this chick to show up and get in his face but things just happens to him, it feels like the universe is out for him. Maybe this time he won't get bit, hopefully.

The sudden questions definitely stunned him but it was to be expected since both of them seemed to be the same, maybe? He groans as he rubbed his head to get his gears turning.

EB: Alright, let me think. Uhhh parents are Pulp and Helium, don't know if i even have siblings since i haven't talked to those guys in YEARS. Best friend? Don't know if i have one but maybe Evanescence counts? She still talks to me... sometimes. Annnd Green Day? Seems like a cool guy but haven't went to that tour, was too busy with other things....?