#ananas🍍

[yellow-computer-mouse]

WHAT THE FUCK

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HAHGHAUGH. WHEHAGH. GWUUGH.

[adoresia]

i froze milk and i ate it

Monty???????? MILK? wait monty milk monty milk

wait but why was it good? ❤️ what did it taste like ?❤️

[vicolashurts]

“Viendo al muerto y soltando el llanto “

[absentmoon]

pleaseee pleaseeee add them to kingdom so i can get a VA

[flashgastro]

So gut: Asiatisches BBQ-Steak mit Paprika und Ananas

Asiatisches BBQ-Steak mit Paprika und Ananas Portionen: 2Zubereitungszeit: 20 Min.Marinierzeit: 2 Std. (optional)Grill-/Bratzeit: 6–8 Min.Gesamtzeit: ca. 2 Std. 30 Min. Zutaten Für das Steak & die Marinade: 2 Bavette- oder Flank-Steaks (je ca. 200 g) 2 EL dunkle Sojasauce 1 EL Hoisin-Sauce 1 EL Gochujang (koreanische Chilipaste) 1 TL geröstetes Sesamöl 1 TL Limettenabrieb 1 TL Ingwer,…

[cookiejcr]

"You are not our keeper."

[tsukasa24]

🍍Combien sure ?/10🍍

[hinge]

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[yellow-computer-mouse]

not hapy but I'l liv

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

[yellow-computer-mouse]

Pitaya just left front I'm stil lerning plese be payshent

[bennetsbonnet]

I know I turned this scene into a joke about how gorgeous Colin Firth is... but the pineapple that lurks in the background of the Netherfield ball when Mr Collins is yapping to Mr Darcy is such a subtle detail that I really appreciate!

The wealthy at this time in Britain were a little bit obsessed with pineapples. Depictions of them featured as decoration in country homes, in political cartoons, paintings and crockery (warning: Margaret Thatcher jumpscare🥴 but you can read more about that here and here).

But to have an actual pineapple on display during a large social gathering such as a ball? That was really showing off.

Especially when you consider it cost £150 (or approx. £28,000 today) to buy the initial plant, build a hothouse to grow them in and run it... with no guarantees they'd grow given the climate was not exactly suited for growing pineapples! It was a huge risk.

All this meant that pineapples were so scarce that they became incredibly sought after. Naturally, rich people did silly rich people things to acquire them and show them off... perhaps they were the NFTs of their day?

A single pineapple was valued at £60 (approx. £11,000 today). Given the cost and effort of acquiring one, you'd think people would be keen to tuck in and sample this exotic fruit? Nope. Pineapples were not eaten! Of course not! They were displayed on plates surrounded by other less prestigious fruit during dinner parties and other social occasions, usually until they rotted. They could be rented for special occasions too. Such was their value that naturally they became the target of thieves and some pineapples even had their own security guards!

In the end, colonialism (because all British history eventually returns to that) meant that pineapples could be imported cheaply and their status was devalued when the working classes could afford to buy them.

But next time you watch Pride and Prejudice (1995), pay attention the scenes in the dining room at the Netherfield ball and look out for the pineapple... which is the second prickliest thing in shot (behind Mr Darcy). 🍍

Also... just to throw in a little etymological rant... as a treat: I know most of the rest of the world calls them ananas... but in English (and other languages) all fruit used to be called an apple of some sort. We just never got around to changing pineapple.

The humble potato has some peculiar names in other languages... looking at you, French and Dutch with your pommes de terre (apples of the earth) and aardappels (earth apples)... and then there is also the Italian for tomato... pomodoro... (golden apple) when most the rest of the world call them some version of the Nahuatl 'tomatl'.

Languages are just funny like that and that's why I find them fascinating!

[hinge]

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[yellow-computer-mouse]

yaaayyyy :]

uh left is the body and right is me because i like this picrew a lot and i want to do two picrew

uhh alala

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[absentmoon]

Hrrrmph! You'd dare to NOT put me to the forefront of your mind!? I am a Dragon among Dragons! And yet not once have you even brought me an offering! Let alone a simple...'tag'. I am more powerful and grandiose than those puny little things you call 'Kings' and 'Lords'. And yet you lavish them with your attention instead!? I have no time for this! If you seek my affections, you should know I only need the best! You should be honored I'm even considering bestowing you with a mere graze of a hand...Now! Rectify this at once!

EEEEEEEEK!!!! SCARY DRAGONN

oh my godd okayy o great dragon ... you can get a tag if you want......

[leggerefiore]

Finally, someone else who enjoys the dragons in Cookie Run,,,,,So many people write for the ancients and beasts, and I get they're popular and all, but damnit I'm a monsterfucker and I need more dragon content from this fandom- /nm

Do you have any hcs for what the dragons are like during mating season? It could be either general ones for the dragons as a whole, or hcs for Pitaya, Ananas, Lotus, and Longan (just to fit into the character limit) individually, whatever is more interesting for you to write.

Also, remember to hydrate and stretch, breaks are important! uwu

well you said monster fucker so... Well. Smut.

cw: 18+ content, smut, dragons, AFAB reader

Minors DNI

characters: Longan Dragon Cookie, Ananas Dragon Cookie, Pitaya Dragon Cookie, Lotus Dragon Cookie

👁Longan Dragon Cookie🌟

⚪️ They foresee whenever it will occur, yet they always end up frustrated. Something about being entirely at the whim of their own body is too much. Thankfully, it is less of a bother with you. However, you will not know peace until it passes – especially if you still have not regained your true nature. The beginning is them beginning to take to their nest more. Unfortunately, you, too, will need to take to their nest more. They are oddly affectionate, keeping your body pressed to theirs in any way they can. Your difference in stature is really perceivable during this stage. They will have various food and drink stored in their nest and will stop you from even attempting to leave. You will find they are more interested in biting you and rubbing their cheek against your body.

⚪️ Though, as they progress further into it, more and more base instincts take hold. You will find yourself with their hands pressed against sensitive spots. Your clothing was stripped away as they seemed to take in your form endlessly. Bites are far more common, and they seem to be slipping entirely into whatever base instincts drive them. You really have no chance to escape their grasp. Longan's eternal gaze is solely on you – nothing else can distract them. They mumble something about the prosperity of dragons.

⚪️ The actual sex part really seems endless. Their limits are no where near a mortal's own, so if you are one, you will end up an overstimulated mess at best. They barely have any restraint in burying themselves as deep as they can inside you. You really do not have a moment where you are parted from them when they are in the thick of it. Your body is pressed into the padding of their nest while their repetitive motions drive you to having little thought. You can only squirm at the two cocks inside you. They find you quite adorable like that, at least. Perhaps, also, in a moment of clarity, Longan allows you to rest, minding your mortal needs. (If you are a dragon, they will call it a test of your limits, though. They may be merciful if you seem really desperate.)

⚪️ As it lightens up, it becomes more like the beginning. More cuddling and light bites rather than endless sex with maddening words and orders. They will praise your handling of them, no matter what you are – simply impressed by your ability to keep up with them. You will be allowed from the nest alongside them as it finally begins to pass. Though, granted, they still are more territorial than normal. Lychee is sent flying by quite a few glares. Ananas knows better, at least. And, when it finally passes, they are indifferent. It is a natural thing in dragons. Why would they be embarrassed? It is only frustrating to have a lack of control for them – nothing more.

🍍Ananas Dragon Cookie🏖

🟡 Whenever they feel it coming on, they seem to hover around you more. It is clear something is up when you have their arms around your waist while doing something on their precious island. Ananas knows mating season is approaching, but they have little interest in fighting off the urges. They had dealt with it alone for so long that you will get the full brunt of it every time. Their scent is made sure to be all over you, even within the depths of their nest. They even hiss if they smell another on you and go to rub their cheek until a familiar tropical scent ruminates from you.

🟡 As it grows stronger, you find yourself disallowed from leaving their nest. They hold you to themselves on their throne, face buried in your nape with bites being pressed into the sensitive skin. Their breath is warm as they breathe and whisper loving words to you. You are their most precious treasure, and how endlessly they adore you. It is almost sickeningly romantic from the usually prideful dragon. You are certainly aware that you are being hoarded away in their nest, but you may or may not be entirely aware as to why. They become horribly territorial – not even their islanders are allowed to see you. Their hands are groping at your body quite frequently.

🟡 When it hits the fever pitch – you can only cry as they buck up into you on their throne. The scent of pineapples is heavy in the air, while one of their barbed dicks is sending you into madness. They try to be mindful – you are a little mortal, after all, but they simply cannot fight their drive at the same time. You are their mate and right in front of them – so eager and lovely. Their teeth are buried in some part of your flesh, leaving clear marks of your draconic lover all over. They are responsible at least and give you breaks, minding how fragile you are in comparison to them. This does not stop them from returning when you are decently recovered, though. Sadly, you will be exhausted endlessly during this period.

🟡 As it winds back down, you are allowed more, proper rest. They cuddle with you, wings and tail wrapped around you protectively. Their careful front of pride is broken as they pepper kisses on the bite marks that cover your flesh. They give hushed praises, impressed by your tenacity. You probably end up enjoying this phase most. You are allowed in and out of their nest, with their supervision. It feels nice to relax out in the sun while your dragon lover watches you from above. They are still quite territorial but more tolerant of mortals. Any other dragons are chased off should they even dare step near their island. When it ends, they are a bit flustered about how clingy they were, but they insist that they were just being a good mate and watching over you. Totally not desperate for your attention and presence and needing something constantly. Totally not.

🗡Pitaya Dragon Cookie🍉

🔴 They are somehow always caught off guard when it happens. The Red Dragon sees absolutely no point in keeping track of such things. It only confuses them when their already high body temperature rises more, and they have this incessant need to keep an eye on you. While they are often fine with your trips to whatever villages and territories mortals have set up around Dragon's Valley, suddenly it feels bothersome to smell them on you. You should have their scent and their scent only. And suddenly, everyone is too close to you. Their bad habit of marking you with bites is worsened. It must be apparent to every single being you interact with that you are taken.

🔴 It progresses further – they become even hotter. And now, everyone is too much. No one but they are allowed to have you. Pitaya likely makes a scene of it on accident. You are talking to a merchant one moment and then kidnapped by the legendary red dragon the next. Everyone is in awe. You are hoarded away in the nest as they hold you to them more like a plush toy than a living person. Their scent must cover you — their marks must be visible. And you must remain in their nest. You have their hands all over at all times. No contact is enough, and being away from you in unbearable. They will not leave your side even once. Any food and drink hoarded away will be your sustenance during this period.

🔴 Your poor body will be pushed to the limits by Pitaya. They bury one of their spined cocks inside you while pressing you to the ground. Their growls and groans are the only sounds between their hard scales meeting your soft flesh. Marks will cover your body, both from bites and claws. They are merciless, seemingly forgetting that you are not as limitless as they are in power. The only thing that stops them is the revelation you are unconscious. Then, they just awkwardly panic and let you rest. This unfortunately will happen every time – they really cannot remember your limits. Though, crying out that you need a break may get through to them, depending. Pitaya just gets completely consumed by their needs.

🔴 As it wanes, you will find yourself given more and more reprieve to recover before entirely being allowed to leave their nest once more. Granted, there is a high chance you will have a dragon trailing you, since their mind still insists on them being territorial. Which, they already can be normally, but it is still at the extreme end. They are a little more gentle – only ten bites and scratches a day! How generous and benevolent of them. They will hover behind you as you talk to others. It will prove exceedingly difficult to get anything done still. When it truly ends, they do not even care about their actions. What? Should they be embarrassed about wanting their most precious treasure with them? They could scoff at the audacity of mortals.

🪷Lotus Dragon Cookie🌊

🔵 They know exactly when the season is to begin, yet… The urges that consume them always are more shocking than they should be. They are not really one to deny themselves anything, but at the same time, it is strange to find themselves so bothered by your attention being on anyone but them. Your conversations will be interrupted by their attendant alerting you that the dragon requires you. Whenever you come, they pulled you into their lap and simply bury their face into your nape. The scent of another… They will engulf you in their own to make sure it is plainly apparent just whom you are mated with. You are allowed your own space during these earlier points – They are not one to deny your happiness. But, it slowly progresses from a small droplet to an endless flood.

🔵 Though, when it swells, you will find yourself with your head in their lap in their nest. They stroke your hair while humming gentle songs. Their envy of your attention being anywhere but on them has become unbearable, and they inform you plainly of such. They may be a peaceful dragon, but it is still not best to test their patience. Besides – they are such lovely company. You are provided whatever you desire, so long as you remain at their side. Nearly always has some form of contact with you. The gentle warmth of your body is such a grand comfort. They even succumb to their base instinct to mark you – a plain bite on your nape as they pull down your robe to expose your soft flesh. The sight elicits such proud feelings in their chest.

🔵 Within the depths of the season, you will find yourself crying out in pleasure. Lotus devours the very sound of your endless pleas for their touch. Though, you are certainly expected to reciprocate. The sight of you between their thighs, eagerly licking at their slit and desperately attempting to pleasure them. Their brain may be hazed with carnal desire, but they still lather on praise. Many times, though, they will find themselves atop you with their own face buried between your thighs. Their tongue is far longer than any mortal and the feeling of your moans into their pussy, ah… They truly love giving into this indulgence. Lotus is mindful of your stamina and limits, allowing you proper rest and recovery. Their arms are around your waist as they mumble soft praises. You truly are such a wonderful mate – they desire none other than you.

🔵 As the waves retreat, you will find yourself allowed to enjoy the full splendour of their palace once more – so long as you agree to bear their mark plainly and walk around with a sickeningly floral scent. No one will doubt for a moment that you are the mate of the Blue Dragon and how unyielding their adoration of you is. You will still be called back to them frequently as their desperation grows. Truly, they must admit that their instincts can be quite controlling. At least they are not so bored. When it is over, they perhaps feel a bit embarrassed by how much they required your company. Though, they will never admit it aloud. Besides… They must admit it was cute seeing you in so many different ways.

[cookierungames]

Meet the proud ruler of Pineapple Island, Ananas Dragon Cookie! 🍍🐉

Learn more about the Earthshaking Golden Dragon. 👇

[haveyouatethisfruit]

Pinkglow Pineapple

(ananas comosus 'rosé')

Not to be confused with ham

If you're tired of the same old boring yellow pineapples, the Del Monte company has the solution for you; pinkglow pineapples, grown in south-central Costa Rica. These pineapples have been genetically engineered to 'produce lower levels of the enzymes in conventional pineapples that convert the pink pigment lycopene to the yellow pigment beta carotene' meaning that the pineapples stay pink. Lycopene is also what gives some other fruits and vegetables, like watermelons and tomatoes, their pink or red colour. Why they decided to do this? Beats me! The only information I can find about what led them to this discovery is that it was a happy accident, after which they pursued the pink pineapple.

They're supposedly less sour and more juicy than regular pineapples, with the added benefit of the tingly feeling that you often get eating a pineapple being absent. It took them sixteen years to perfect the 'Jewel of the Jungle', with the first ones commercially available in 2020. They ship the pineapples (which are only available in the US and Canada) crownless, under the guise of sustainability claiming they replant the crowns. I've seen regular pineapples being sold crownless in supermarkets too, recently, so I'll leave up to you to decide whether that really is about sustainability. Considering I won't be able to get my hands on one I can't say whether it's worth it, but I'm honestly fine sticking to 'regular' pineapples, looks aren't everything.

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