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unused animation for when Kris goes to sleep after the phone call

(more deliberate instead of them just ambiguously dropping dead on the counter like in the final version)

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BE MA BAD BOY BE MA MAN

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the thing about cis people is there’s nothing they love more than outing a trans acquaintance for literally no reason

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i could never be hannibal lecter because i hate lying theyd be like and whats for dinner hannibal and id be like it's beef SORRRYYYYY its actually a guy who i killed and cooked up 😬 are you mad at meee and theyd say no hannibal you told the truth and thats what matters and then we'd all hug

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i can never face my family again

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MY WIFE MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE MENTIONED OHHH OUGGGHHH AUGH MY WIFE MY WIFE!!!!!!!

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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boom bam a windy for u

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"Maybe one final dance before I set you free..."

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u know who these mfs look like lowkey…

LOOK.

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i love when baby rats look exactly like their parents ......like yes

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can i get a large small

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why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat