#and caboose just talks and talks and talks

[tabooiart]

save me trucker-clown. trucker-clown save me.

[to-dee-or-not-to-dee]

Haven't even set this account up all the way and or made an introduction

Have this little doodle of CB

Just testing the waters to see if I vibe with posting stuff 😭😭

[fischiee]

love caboose being accidentally very threatening. just towering over people grinning in a (perceived) menacing way. greeting someone fondly while they hold a gun to his head like he's not even scared? finding a warthog flipped over and watching his just flip it out of the way with little to no effort. causing ultimate destruction in the blink of eye via fire, explosion, etc.. finding out he kills enemy soldiers by pretending they’re on his team. not to mention the full team of highly advanced very deadly space marines and super soldiers who will not hesitate to obliterate you if you so much as upset him

[lils-cards]

so slick is just cb's capitalist daughter huh

[skwistokwarrior]

blue team: can they cook?

tucker: no. he's not the WORST, it'll be atleast somewhat edible, but he's still not allowed to cook. ever. like, ever.

church: yes and he's very valuable to them for this alone. they would have already starved in blood gulch without him. maybe not the best food but when you're on blue team, it is.

caboose: ok predictable but absolutely not no way in hell he can cook. he tries to help but they all have to usher him out (emphasis on everyone, he's a big boy)

wash: this one's a less common but honestly no. he's been in the military since he was 18 he cannot cook food for shit. i've already made a post on this but he's tried before for the blues and like. that was literally the closest he's ever been to death in his life, and he's a FREELANCER. he's not allowed in the kitchen without active supervision, and you would not believe the amount of protein powder this man has

carolina: also no. you think she had the time to learn how to cook? you're funny. i think she's learning, but it's a slow process, a very slow process. leave it to carolina to know everything but how to cook

tex: i mean, yeah, why not. she knew as a person and a robot. i like to think she made caboose sandwichs in the early seasons (because i love tex/caboose as a duo)

kai: yes and it concerns her that nobody else knows how to. and not just like knows, she's REALLY good at cooking since she's been cooking since she was young. she's blue teams savior (except she's never there so theyre still in distress LOL)

honorary doc: yes but he's not a big help to blue team because he's vegan everything. he told them he can cook and they let him. they were very disappointed when he started very delicately explaining how he substituted just about everything out of a typical dish for something vegan. (and it wasn't even good either, like he makes the food so bad other vegans would rather eat a fucking burger than his food)

in conclusion: they steal the reds food primarily

[leonardalphachurch]

okay. okay. burnie. burnie has been quoted as saying. that the best way to show that a character has become a villain. is to have them kick a puppy. and the closest thing they had to a puppy in season 7. was donut. and the closest thing they have to a puppy now.

so like. i’m just saying. it’s 100% within the realm of possibility. that to show that tucker is too far. they have him kill caboose

this is inline with the way burnie writes. and it’s not like they’d have to worry about losing him for future seasons…

[livecaboosereaction]

i would absolutely love to get more starlight express friends and join servers but i fear i have too much online social anxiety.

[vanlegion]

I don't buy it.

I mean, if Bernie legit flat out said " This is a retcon; we're throwing it all out," staring at the screen like Steve from the Office, then. . . obviously, okay he's saying it is. But I just don't buy it, if it's all being based on what was in the teaser for S19. In order for Seasons 15-18 to be Epsilon Simulations, that would imply Epsilon would need to know information he could not possibly have: Knowledge of the AI Gods Knowledge of Huggins Knowledge of Dylan Andrews Knowledge of Kaikaina's deepest regret/fear from her early childhood Knowledge of Tucker's fear of being a shit leader Knowledge of how the other Alien Temples actually work - not just their function but how they'd actually work on the planet Knowledge of both sides of the war on Chorus and every single inhabitant's motivation, feelings, flaws, speech patterns And so much fucking more between interpersonal thoughts, memories of people he's never touched, locations he'd never been to, etcetera. Like, No. There's no fucking way you can run a simulation on data you DO NOT POSSESS. Or at least, not without it being very unbelievable. Unless they're trying to just say all this shit was made up, which frankly would be such a dick move to do. Not to mention, as someone else also pointed out, that Red Team finally got some awesome story beats and arcs for all their people. Finally got some movement on some much needed interpersonal developments. Like, the way I took the teaser, it felt and sounded more like Church(Epsilon) was saying how he was going over the big fight we didn't get to see, and how he was trying to make sure everyone would live - and that THAT was what was causing him problems. Like there would have to be some kind of sacrifice somewhere, and the only way to keep everyone else alive was for himself to be that sacrifice... AND then, on top of all that... Once he does, and the events we witness do come to pass, perhaps the change is that maybe there's a moment here and there that plays out just slightly differently or we see like, missing moments during 15-17... like Retconning to add in moments/tweek moments...instead of flat out trying to rewrite/rid all that development and emotional journeying we all did. I dunno. I want to have faith and be hopeful for S19, but to just think that everything we got from 15-17 (not counting 18 atm since it's not full out and also very different) could be hand-waved? I REALLY do not want S19 of Red vs Blue to do to it's series as a whole what Trollhunters: Attack of the Titans did to it's legacy.

[big-robot-fan]

I trying to figure out a body shape for Ravenous Metal and I'm thinking the overall proportions of Modern Eggman (Long arms and legs with an oval shaped torso) but the fat distribution of AOSTH Robotnik (Fat arms and legs, even fatter ass)

[ask-widesmile-theredcaboose]

Tsk tsk tsk. Instead of spending time with me you’re doing this, wow, I’m ashamed honeybear, jokes aside, how are things? Surely you’ve been up to something interesting?-📻🚂

\\CB turns to face that of whom has come up behind him. As his eyes land on them as a smile starts to spread across his face and he gets up to rolls over to them and met them half way.//

Well hello to you too my dear chicken truck. You know how I would love to spend time with you but there's always a iron horse I must be at the end. It's my job after all.

And thing have been well, just been messing with this old smokey bear mike but I haven't been able to get it to work, so no modulating on the mike yet for me.

How have you been my chrome job?

Mod talk: I decided to keep this kinda in line with my other two asks so you're in CB's shed with him currently. Lol. Hope you don't mind, but hay it's face to face. 🥰

[kibber-cat]

so normal about dinahboose 🙃😭

[rvbsketches]

What are your thoughts on spartan caboose? Would you ever draw him?

I’ve heard of spartan caboose theories before but they never rly caught my eye… I think that’s mostly cause I think of caboose more as a muppet/cartoon in a room of ppl that haven’t caught on that.. (esp cause of some of his lines just not making sense unless you consider him breaking fourth walls

Maybe I’ll get it more when I finally get halo to work on my pc and I can actually learn abt Spartans </3

Closest is that I just think caboose has the ability to be one but doesn’t care to/isn’t one lol

[cherrymangos]

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[agentmaineapologist]

Dude I would PAY to see s fight between Lopez and Caboose. Think about it: the resident red team heavy vs the man who can launch a body across 3 football fields. Caboose could probably, without a doubt, throw a tank, so imagine what those two would do on the opposite ends of a battlefield.

I wish we got more Lopez fights. He was always just on the sidelines and putting up with shit but I wanna see him beat someone up. He's THE HEAVY. Come ooon

[poprr]

have been going on a huge art spree these past few days...many C.B. drawings and.timothy.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS GUY RRARAAAAGGHHH

time for rambling

the for the costumes I did forr the different years of C.B....some of the costumes are based on specific caboose costumes from other versions

1963 is based on NZ caboose, 1973 is loosely based on the C.B. from that one really old Indian amateur production..and 1993 is just based on the later C.B. costumes 1990-92..makeup too

I also have a hc that before C.B. was converted to a caboose and also got his staple radio, his name was Rover... I don't know why,but I feel like it really fits I love it(technically, it's still his name but he just calls himself C.B. and everyone rolls with it.it's kind of a radio handle basically)

I ALSO have a hc for timothy since his death was the only one that was not outright stated among the three original ghosts, and in the later seasons him talking about queen matilda beheading people,and him being reasonably scared of her...I thought it would be a cool idea to make his cause of death getting beheaded.could cause like funny moments and stuff with his head falling off or shit like that idk,,thats just why i drew him with his neck kinda split looking like that

[theosphobia]

im a huge caboose engraver truther !! and i lov armour personalizations for everyone in general i just dont see it as much (ive seen it , once) as i see ppl drawing Caboose w stickers or Caboose stickerbombing someone else's armour.

I'm not, like diagnosed autistic, but I am neurodivergent in some manner so take this w a grain of salt, but isnt, excusing infantilizing behaviours with autism, infantilizing autistics? I get stickerhoarding or sticker attachments is common w austistic ppl but i feel like generalizing stuff like that isnt?? good? idk im not good w wording stuff so i apologize if i said something out of line or just, straight up wrong

Can anyone explain the Caboose and stickers thing i never really got it