#and can’t be normal

[maxdibert]

Mmmmmm, okay, listen, let’s imagine for a moment that Voldemort never existed. There was no magical war, and everyone got to live their lives "happily and peacefully." Many got married and had kids. Let’s imagine that all the Marauders and Severus formed their families.

Let’s start with this: I imagine the Marauders would see their kids as "the new Marauders," as silly as that sounds. So, in a world where the Marauders’ children would likely be friends, and since Severus never catches a break, imagine his daughter is in the same year as the other kids, and she just so happens to become one of the boys' crush. Basically, his daughter is a sort of "new Lily" who has captured the heart of one of the boys in the group of friends, and now Severus has to deal with the fact that one of those kids wants to marry his daughter.

Give the man a break; his poor heart is about to collapse

His daughter having a thing with Sirius’ son, for example, that would give the poor man a freaking aneurysm. Though, family gatherings would be quite entertaining— not even the Kardashians dared to go that far lol.

[bizarrebazaar13]

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

[drizzledrawings]

Only you

[kensatou]

assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….

[chloesimaginationthings]

After the Bite of 83 in FNAF..

[stardella]

Kind of a dancing cactus Cosmo au? Sounds lame

[balkanbitch]

Film school really does ruin you. I’m trying to watch phineas and ferb and all I can think about is how Doofenshmirtz and his brother Roger represent Americanization and what it takes to succeed as an immigrant in America

[northpolardog]

why do gay people have to be weird

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[eidothean]

My Crow Rook headcanon is that sometime during the story Rook goes home for family dinner and is like ‘… so I’m seeing someone … he’s a Dalish grey warden’ and Viago spits out a five hundred euro mouthful of wine (which Rook has poisoned just to see if he notices) and experiences one million catastrophic war flashbacks to the last time an Antivan Crow was ‘seeing’ a Dalish grey warden and gets up to find a quill to put a contract on Davrin’s life and Teia yanks him back by his coat and is like ‘ooh is that the handsome one’ and Rook is nodding enthusiastically while Viago stares into his dinner plate like it’s the abyss

[tariah23]

The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.

[kensatou]

“if you could pick up another language, what would it be?”

“i’d go russian. i’d love to know what geno says or has said over the years… i’d love to know 🥰 i just want to know (giggles) 🥰”

[daysofnights]

when sirius and james accidentally find out about regulus’ crush on james, sirius makes the mistake of assuming him and james are on the same page and tells him he trusts him to do the right thing (ie., let regulus down easy) james misinterprets this as sirius trusting him to never do anything that could hurt regulus and starts planning the wedding

[chloesimaginationthings]

10/10 parenting from the Aftons in FNAF

[buggachat]

something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.

But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.