#and cicadas and dragonflies and spiders and rolly pollys and millipedes and centipedes and crickets and grasshoppers

[keydekyie]

every day I wake up and thank the sun, moon, and stars that I don't have to live with an HOA

[mingkiramen]

bug tier list THERE AREN'T ANY PICS but under a cut jic anyone doesn't wanna read about them!!

I KNOW SOME OF THESE AREN'T TECHNICALLY BUGS BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THIS THEY ARE. OKAY. a bug is a bug is a bug. iykyk

cannot fit all of the images i want also i don't Want to look at some of these. okay

s tier: mantises, dragonflies, earthworms, stickbugs, leafbugs, beetles (including ladybugs!!!), wooly worms, rolly pollies. these r all my favorites any slander about them is not tolerated also go jump. idc if female mantises eat males after mating. why do u hate women. i would keep any of these as a pet if i could

a tier: butterflies, moths, bees, grasshoppers, crickets. not horrible and i love them but i just do not find them as interesting as s tier 🥀 but i will still chase them around at my big age and catch them when possible. kissing them in spirit etc etc. also would keep these as pets if possible

b tier: ants. boring. entirely neutral about this even though i loved them as a kid (rip jackson 💔 dhdkdhdj) and still cry when i accidentally step on an ant hill. NOT pet worthy i've already tried

c tier: locusts 😀 TOO BIG i am afraid. why r u looking at me like that. and cicadas fall into this category too again too big. one fell on me a few weeks ago and almost gave me a concussion. why do you, as a bug, weigh 5 lbs. leave me alone. water bugs. they're harmless but like i don't like Seeing them. Too close to a roach for my taste.

d tier: jumping spiders 🧍 i know they're sweet but i am ❤️ afraid. leave me alone please. also tarantulas. like that's. a spider alright 😀. why is he the size of a dinner plate. why do they need to be that big. flies and gnats. you're harmless ig but ANNOYINGGG oh my fucking god they always get in your face and rub their stupid little hands together. weevils. i do not Like Them.

f tier: CENTIPEDES AND MILLIPEDES. AND SILVER FISH. I'M AFRAID. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LEGS. WHY ARE YOU SO FAST. ALSO ROACHES NOTHING SHOULD BE ABLE TO LIVE WITHOUT A HEAD?? roaches r the closest things we have to proof of aliens why are we so chill about this. also wasps and hornets. get AWAY demon. do your thing for the environment ELSEWHERE oh my god. also sorry but Any Other Spider. i will look at your webs when you are not home and admire your work please please stay away im shaking. MAGGOTS. GET AWAY IM SHAKING AND CRYING. mosquitos. 🖕 die

[kalunfinch]

Me: claims to love bugs

Me: actually sees a bug NOOOOOO

Good bugs:

•dragonflies—they’re pretty

•butterflies

•worms

•slugs—they’re so awesome. I’ll never forget you Slenny the Denny’s slug.

•snails—prude slugs they’re okay

•crickets—tiny jumpy bois but they also sin by leaving their carcasses all over the place

•grasshoppers—jumpy bois

•moths—fragile fuzzy babes. They get stuck inside at my work sometimes and I catch them with my hands to free them. Plus they fold their wings

•lightning bugs / fireflies—I miss them

•bees—they mind their own goddamn business

•millipedes—won’t touch em with my bare hands but nice

•assassin bug—danger boi very nice

•pill bugs—ROLLY POLLIES

•praying mantises—very nice.

•luna moth—BIG BOI. The absolute unit of a moth. The holy grail.

•those swimmy beetles

•caterpillars

•inch worms

•wolf spiders—pretty chill. Used to catch em.

Bad bugs:

•ladybugs—very specific trauma. Quit dying everywhere

•those big ol fuckers that fly directly into walls cuz they’re dumb

•house centipedes—get out of my ROOOOM. STOP EATING EACH OTHER’S CORPSES

•horse flies—those can fuck off and stop flying in my ears

•wasps—for the most part, they mind their own business I have learned. Usually, you’ll only notice them when you pissed them off because they’re out there stinging you. However, the way their legs dangle when they fly freaks me the fuck out. Janky leg ass fucker

•any bug that I can’t identify

•ants—big ants get a pass but those tiny fuckers that get in your house and neighborhood pool can die

•whatever moth that’s responsible for bagworms

•ticks—I once forgot to wear fucking pants on a nature walk and I had four of these fuckers to get rid of

•maggots—they just freak me out

•obviously, bedbugs

•those weird green spiders that hang out on corn shucks

Okay bugs:

•sweat bees—annoying kinda harmless

•daddy long legs—annoying but I don’t always bother to kill them there’s two in my room atm

•stink bugs—cool until they’re in your house and you can’t kill em

•cicadas—don’t have much of an opinion on em tbh

•beetles are a mixed bag tbh