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Sorry I haven’t been posting art it’s all been furry commissions 😭
#can’t blame a guy for getting that bread#and getting high#anyway selfship stuff#also feel free to dm for my discord I need to interact with more faith fans#myart#fanart#my art#faith the unholy trinity#faith game#john ward#slash ocs#❤️🐰❤️
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fans: "Have you ever considered giving Emily and JJ a break?"
CM-writers:
#criminal minds evolution#criminal minds#emily prentiss#jemily#paget brewster#aj cook#jj jareau#gay#They need therapy#So much#next season better be just them sitting down#And getting high#And maybe JJ getting divorced#Stop torturing Emily#This is now an official petition
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Dude alcohol really tastes so shit how are y'all drinking it
#i cant believe anyone would drink it because they genuinely like it#there are so many good drinks why drink something that tastes like vinegar and rotten potatoes#only reasons i can find are#looking cool#and getting high#but i cant imagine getting high being that fun either#i like to be aware of my surroundings and actions thank you#did i tell you how horrible it tastes#it burnnsss#and not even in a fun way like in spices#its just unpleasant
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(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
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hey! there's zero esims left for the connecting gaza campaign as of today. i remember you promoting them earlier. could you give them a much needed boost?
oh dang! unfamiliar with that particular campaign, as I always donate via crips for e-sims because it's super easy to do, but regardless let's go people!
#signal boost#esims for gaza#crips for esims#monday is 'whatever i got that i can give' day anyway so good timing#free palestine#only thing to watch out is how much of a tip you're giving on this site bc it defaults to. super high? which. I get but c'mon#I'm here to give the money to THEM not the host site ok
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modern au laios
#the shirt is one she's had since high school 10 yrs prior and won't admit that it doesn't fit anymore#dungeon meshi#transfem laios#laios touden#agender laios#my art#kept going back n forth whether to post this now or save it til I have more but I don't think I'll get to it lol
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A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.
Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet
#transformers#maccadam#transformers one#megatron#soundwave#starscream#shockwave#d-16#tf one#I didn’t draw it out but megs is super conflicted abt taking his cog out#for obvious reasons#maybe he respects/trusts/looks up to the high guard since they’re#the high guard#after megs leaves they’re like wait. why were they having such small bots mining#one fall and that tiny frame can get dented and oh god he’s just a kid what the hell#reason to kill sentinel number 37#anyways they’re sillies fun time to me#unrelated but FUCK tumblr decreasing quality of large pictures I was wondering why my older posts were so blurry
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Oh Dipper, you would LOVE Chappell Roan
#doctorsiren#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#chappell roan#pink pony club#gravity falls fanart#digital art#my art#procreate#I was hit with this vision this morning#I NEED JASON TO DO A COVER 😭 PLEASE OUGH IT FEELS LIKE SUCH A SONG THAT DIPPER WOULD SING#same with Hot To Go#no way dipper’s hitting those high notes in Good Luck. Babe properly LMAOO#I had to scribble this up to get it out of my brain bc now I need to go line my illustration homework oops
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um.
#jjk#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#satoru gojo#my art#muscles are so hard and for what 😭💔#dont look too closely at this#i cant make it any better sorry 😔#it was just a back study but i need everything to be about him so#only i get the pantless ver 🩷#i think its cute how adult-gojos phone camera looks like his high school glasses 🥺
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i think silver should be a huge loser about being sick
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#amy rose#roonies doodles#he probably gets sick real easy too. his immune system is NOT acclimated to 200 years in the past#high pain tolerance but super pathetic about the tiniest sniffle is a character trait i find funny every time. so im giving it to him#yes this is because im still sick and im taking it out on silver#shout out to the person who asked me to do that to infinite but i think its way funnier to do to silver sorry not sorry#tw illness#tw injury#tw blood
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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls
#you will never catch me on the hate train for a girl like leave her ALONE.#alina starkov#clary fairchild#katniss everdeen#katara#piper mclean#annabeth chase#elena gilbert#alicent hightower#danaerys targaryen#sansa stark#lucy gray baird#ddlc#amy march#beverly marsh#buffy summers#claudia iwtv#pretty little liars#eah#ever after high#atla#hope mikaelson#blue sargent#there are so many more but u get it
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ok I'm gonna be completely honest I forgot to consider that the conveyor belt Could be turned off so that bee could sleep so this whole time I've been thinking that he was sleeping on the conveyor belt gas station hot dog style like this:
#he gets too close to the flame and gets rotisserbee'd#i just thought that sentinel or whoever was in charge of waste management prioritized efficiency so i felt theyd Never shut em off#transformers#transformers one#tf one#bumblebee#b 127#wow i wish i had a high protein snack on this 13 hour road trip#the humble gas station hot dog:
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GET LOVED, IDIOT
GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE
sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.
oh and also this
FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉
WE DID IT
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 13 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 13 spoilers#oh my god it had everything i wanted AND MORE#...except the hook for 8 which ironically was the only one i was 100% sure was guaranteed to happen#well whatever i am too busy floating in this pool of delicious diasomnia tears#SO MANY TEARS#malleus' voice acting was absolutely 🤌 delectable 🤌#him and silver both are usually so reserved you don't even notice until suddenly FULL-ON UGLY SOBBING#IKANAI DE KURE LILIAAAAAAAAAAA#god. i have so much i need to draw. malleus in his little royal outfit...#ENDLESS MELEANOR F O R E V E R#(ah...meleanor and the knight of dawn are holding hands... :) you've reconciled... :) how lovely...)#(oh...and bauru is here too...)#can't believe poor sebek got 'and also you're here'-ed even at a time like this#that rhythmic was SO cute i'm gonna die. he's your son so it should be ✨PINK✨#ugh this update has spoiled me absolutely rotten. i'm so happy#though i kept waiting for that silver vanrouge and finally decided it wasn't going to happen#then got the 'there is one thing...but it's not a gift that malleus-sama can give...'#and THAT'S WHEN THEY DID THE HOTFIX UPDATE AND I GOT BOOTED#and then i KEPT GETTING ACCESS ERRORS DUE TO HIGH VOLUME 😭#twst NO i didn't need that tension to be heightened thank you#on the other hand when malleus started his proclamation with 'in the name of the draconias...' i did have a second#where i was briefly convinced they were going to do the funniest possible thing and make silver draconia canon after all#anyway i'm out of tags so we'll have to discuss malleus' absolutely bonkers-cuckoo choice of party venue later#now i gotta get back to constantly rewatching the moment he realizes he's accidentally killed lilia. his weeping is my sustenance.
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Steve is unknowingly popular in teacher spaces online despite not having social media because his students keep posting videos of him on Tiktok.
Every now and again, a video will break containment and reach a wider audience - like the time one of his students used ‘girl math’ to justify their wrong answer and Steve responded with an exhausted ‘math is non-binary’ - but it’s always a flash-in-the-pan kinda thing. The lasting power isn’t there.
Or well, it wasn’t before famed rockstar Eddie Munson started randomly quoting some of the dorky shit ‘Teacher Steve’ says in those videos.
Someone puts together a compilation of Eddie quoting videos that have less than one hundred views. Now Eddie has to admit that he’s kinda obsessed with the guy and suddenly Steve is famous everywhere online (still doesn’t know about it though).
Things may have died down but then one of his students post a video of them asking Steve if he knows Eddie, and Steve is just like, “Munson? Eddie Munson from high school?”
They’re married btw.
#it’s funny if they’re married and that’s how Steve refers to Eddie#it’s also funny if they’re not and Eddie is still obsessed with his high school crush#and Steve doesn’t know Eddie got famous#he genuinely thinks for a second that all of his students know about a random guy he went to high school with#bc this version of Steve would be so chronically offline that he didn’t get an internet connection in his house until streaming platforms#became a thing#and even then he still prefers to use the computer at the library#Eddie sees a video of Steve explaining that to his sixth period and falls in love even more#meanwhile the CC boys are filming TikToks of Eddie watching this YouTube comps of King Steve from HS#also still pushing my math teacher Steve agenda#steve harrington#eddie munson
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“give Andrew Minyard a pet/plant to take care of” what do you think Kevin Day was.
#all the ways that having a pet would have helped andrew already happened when he took over helping kevin babes. we already did that#also kevin is so much more high maintenance than any pet i can think of. no dog wants to play exy all night#only the elusive Kevin breed requires daily nightly exy games#also it does happen anyway him and neil get not one but TWO cats. their canonical cat dads how could we forget this#anyway though i firmly believe andrew should have a ball python but thats neither here nor there so#andrew minyard#kevin day#all for the game#aftg
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