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THE SOUR CREAM FOLK HELP I’M DYING

#as a sour cream folk myself#this basically perfectly sums up my mom#and is the opposite of me#i hate the cold but can wear a black fluffy hoodie in the sun without dying#my mom doesn’t start wearing sleeves until it’s 40 degrees (freedom temps) out#and needs more sunscreen than a vampire when we head to the beach
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a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3
#im very ill rn so im just drawing fun stuff that will make me feel better lol#what can i say im a sucker for 'opposites attract' ships#artists on tumblr#digital art#furry#lesbian#lesbian furry#butch lesbian#femme lesbian#catgirl#safe
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Let's even the odds!
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#comic#corossover comic#utdr#twin runes comic#twin runes#twin runes au#kris dreemurr#asgore#ralsei#toriel#undyne#papyrus#my art#to everyone asking how undyne and papyrus were doing...#now you see why I was so quiet about it#didn't want to ruin the surprise#“but how did they get here????”#shush child...#lemme cook#but yeah#7 hydra heads against 9 fighters should be an easy win now#right?#RIGHT????#you know when I'm typing tags like this the opposite is alwas the case#but sushhhh#this is just a secret between you (person who reads the tags) and me
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oh, whatever. here, have my fav gf fanart i’ve done
this was made back in october, but i still very much like it so imma put this here as well.
#gf#gravity falls#billford#stanford pines#bill cipher#MY ART WOO#sorry for the annoyingly placed watermark folks#can’t risk having my artwork stolen MORE#this damn piece over here took me 3 hours; which is a LARGE amount of time for me#i originally uploaded this to pinterest; but i guess the site’s art-stealing reputation wasn’t wrong cuz it got stolen.#TO TUMBLR. that’s like— the opposite of how it usually goes!#insane. wildin even#so i’ll upload this here to finally fulfill its destiny of being on tumblr
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Yeah, I don't know about you, Fidds, but I'd fold at this 🙏
Previous!!
Next!!
First!!
#no Stan don't use the puppy dog eyes Fidds won't be able to say no!!!#yeah I don't know where this is going but i made more lol#should i keep going i actually don't know#are you guys liking this PLEASE ANSWER ME 😭🙏#stan has hit the luck goldmine in his lifetime of the exact opposite#the last time he was this lucky he was born and even he's not too sure how lucky that actually was 🙏#Fiddleford does NOT want to rebuild that portal guys 🙏#i have a feeling that he might anyway though 🤞🙂↕️#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#gravity falls comic#yeah cause i am drawing comics now#that small drawing i did as a joke has really run away from me..#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddlestan#vampire fiddleford#werewolf stan pines#werewolf stan#gravity falls halloween au#i love you guys that followed me for this 🙏#why is stan spilling his guts about pushing his brother into an interdemensional portal to the first shmuck that walks by??#well..... idk he sees Fidds and hears that he knows Ford and he sees him as Ford's friend and he thinks oh man he deserves to know#mullet stan
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I love the implication that all of huntr/x's songs are about taking down demons like you tune into korea's top girl group yeah they're talking about hunting people for sport again, yeah it's trending on melon and just won inkigayo, they only kill people in their mvs. i wonder what the group with a hunters concept will do next! will it be a song about first love?
#kpop demon hunters#which rambles#the mental image of them going all in with it is just really funny to me it's the opposite of christian horse girl kpop#their tagline is huntrix don't miss bc they shoot people for sport
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Crazy to go on a trans man's post where he's talking about times he's been targeted in the men's room and say that "nobody cares who uses the men's room"
Hello?? I just mentioned five separate occasions and left out fifty others where I've been in unsafe situations in the men's room. Like this was an active issue for me while I was working shifts at a specific place. WHY are you trying to tell me that wasn't the case??? Hello????
#transandrophobia#trans guy says “hey this happened to me”#and someone responds “no nuh-uh that never happens!!! everyone can use any bathroom where i live/work!!!”#like im literally telling you the opposite?? why are you arguing MY lived experiences????
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stardust
#in stars and time#isat#isat siffrin#isat loop#pardon me I Just got here and this will prolly date itself in some way but I saw Loop and immediately fell in love so. Here Ya Go#Edit: I have now finished the game and it turns out that this did the exact opposite of date itself. Thank Goodness#doodle
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kingdon AU - Attorney Frank Langdon, and paralegal (attorney's assistant) & lawyer student Melissa King
#(yk it's bad for me when i download obscure episodes to make gifsets lmaooo)#so frank is brilliant but don't like to get emotionally involved with the cases#she is just the opposite and like to wear floral pattern shirts <3#kingdon#langdonmel#frank langdon#mel king#the pitt#thepittedit#kingdon AU
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Mayu and the J's (credit to Miss Raven for coining the term "J word")
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamil viper#jack howl#jade leech#the j words...#oc#twst oc#shiokawa mayu#jamimayu#vaguely#i just found her polar opposite reactions to the 2 Js who are both vice dorm leaders with mind UMs really funny#“how big is that ramshackle prefect san”#“small leave me alone”#lies down this is the best i can do while sick yet still desiring to doodle#HOPEFULLY im recovered by the weekend...
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oh yeah new ultrakill update that overhauls the visuals i dont think it'll add that much.
oh, they added a new death screen? what's it look li--
im about to be on the fucking news
#ultrakill#ultrakill update#ultrakill v1#ultrakill gabriel#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#this is making me sick#im gonna fucking throw up#oh my god#oh my fucking god#this is going to hit the ultrakill fandom like crack hit the streets in the US#jesus fucking christ#oh lord#oh god#oh fuck#im gonna throw myself off a bridge#im not well#im the opposite of well#this is going to haunt me
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Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin











This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]
#and here i am again#selling the “they hate each other cuz they're so similar" gax agenda#shit fathers unwavering discipline the next big thing I will push harder if you push u see the vision?#in a way gax really is the opposite to norstappen#in the sense that lando could trash talk and lose it (justified) and then calm down and come back all the while max is just lol#meanwhile George could pull one move that max himself would absolutely pull and now suddenly max has never hated someone more#in short max does shit and lando goes nooo#george goes bet watch me do worse also you're dangerous and i never did anything wrong#sexy af tbh#bitches hate to see another bitch match their energy#they compel me to no end#gax#russtappen#george russell#max verstappen#mv1#gr63#f1#formula 1
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catra and adora, as that one arcane s2 poster
#me when characters who grew up together end up on opposite sides of a war#she ra#she ra and the princesses of power#spop#arcane#catra#adora
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thought tumblr would like this one
#tf2#art#fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 demoman#averiart#girl who drew horses when she was 10#watch me say i should post here more and do the exact opposite#but#twitter has been stressing me out recently#5k followers now#not as fun as it sounds#i want to love demo in peace#(here)
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It might be a little while before I actually get the comic out, so here's a small title card for it or something to hold you over‼️
My post where I mentioned this!!!
#McGucket Sandwich 🙏🙏#YES STAN#BECOME THE OPPOSITE OF A HOME WRECKER‼️🗣️🗣️#Home savior🗣️🗣️#anyyyway#I'm off to keep drawing the comic#cole's art#art#gravity falls#grunkle stan#stanley pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddlestan#emma may dixon#polyamory#tate mcgucket#give Stan a family or by God help me 👿🗣️#being a step dad would save him guys please 😭#he looks scared cause he's not used to people being openly nice to him 😔🙏
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something about blonds (family photo)
#pjo#pjo fandom#luke castellan#jason grace#octavian pjo#octavian gallo#the blonds#pjo fanart#they're not related#and they'd hate each other in canon#however#to me they are brothers#their dynamic would be so interesting#radicalised eldest luke#radicalised in the opposite direction middle child octavian#stuck-in-the-middle youngest jason#who wishes he were a wolf rn
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