#and it is definitely used to document every time sydcarmy does something unhinged

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something very amusing to think about is sydcarmys violent and emotionally stunted but weirdly intimate and sexual soulmate connection from the perspective of the waitstaff because servers are an integral section of every restaurant and i know these poor minimum wage employees are clocking out every night wishing they could light the place and then themselves on fire but are also holding out for the sole reason of finding out whether their executive chef and cdc are fucking, plotting each others deaths or a secret third thing that no one wants to say out loud