#and it's embarrassing

[niennaerso]

this is what asking for another dapgames video feels like

[phantomlemon348]

I am intelligent sometimes, I promise

[pkaykim]

Valentines gift for my girlfriend

Please don’t repost on other platforms!

[magnusbae]

In case you were wondering why Spotify Wrapped sucks balls this year, and more importantly doesn't have any genre data:

Can you hear the sound of bells? That's because they're clowns. 🤡 🛎

[jue-jack]

Kirby is a star!!!

[mylittleredgirl]

mercy seems like a long shot here, so my prayer for inauguration day 2025: may they be incompetent. may they just be really bad at implementation. may their egos choke their effectiveness. may they drown themselves week by week with infighting and selfish posturing. may they be easily distracted. may the very governors and senators and agencies and religious leaders that the new administration expects to be friendly force endless stalemates to preserve their own power. may every delay turn into a three ring blame circus so chaotic that no one remembers what they were doing. may the good and necessary parts of government be too boring to draw attention and keep running quietly in the background. may the next four years be full of sound and fury and signify nothing.

[isabela-merceds]

president zelenskyy is a stronger man than me because if two ignorant and deluded men like trump and vance started demanding i say please and thank you and calling me disrespectful like im a naughty child instead of a very traumatised and frustrated man trying to save his country from putin id have put them both in the ground with a single fucking punch

[idontmindifuforgetme]

people who only use conventional social media are so funny bc they’ll casually be like “can I see your tumblr??” are you Insane. this is no instagram or twitter. this is my vault of secrets

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

actually I wonder if what Susie was calling Kris out here was not for carrying a knife around all the time, but for not pulling it out when she threatened to bite their face off

like, that's not her teasing grin look, that's her sweating and glancing to the side look

because now the two possibilities for why Kris didn't are 1. they didn't even remotely believe she'd do it or 2. they wouldn't have minded if she had, and now Susie knows that they chose not to and they're embarrassed by it.

[ping1n]

continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that

[officialspec]

just saw spamton in the middle of the road. didn't brake. didn't swerve. felt nothing when i heard him hit the tires

[aznpew]

spamtenna virus has infected my soul

[androgynealienfemme]

It didn’t hit me until recently that people genuinely think Kamala Harris was a police officer because of all the people who call her a cop online.

Like I think maybe it’s important people should know she was a prosecutor. She was once a district attorney and later an attorney general for the state of California. And we can discuss how related that is to police work and how tied she is to the carceral system etc etc (but for fairness would have to include her record of pushing for lowering incarceration rates through programs helping former prisoners + her office refusing to jail folks for low level weed offense). But she was never a police officer. Like people should get that clear. Kamala Harris was never a police officer. She was a district attorney. She was never a police officer.

[machine-saint]

look at this wacky thing the google AI results just showed me!

[half-a-life-left]

glad we all agree on those sprites btw