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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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clark shouting "people were going to DIE" in the face of the "think of the consequences of your actions" argument is so fucking important to me bc it really IS that simple you can't look at a genocide and just twiddler your thumbs bc you're a afraid of the consequences ESPECIALLY when you can do something about it and THATS WHAT CLARK DID. WITHOUT HESITATION. WITHOUT CONSIDERING HOW IT COULD HURT HIM. bc hes a good person and in his brain its really just people were going to die so i had to step in bc what else would it be. superman i love you i love you i love you
#also his frustration at lois saying he was representing america when he was representing himself means so much to me bc he really is#everyone's superhero he wasn't sent to earth to guard america/metropolis hes supposed to look over everybody and he is constantly doing that#only to be questioned and distrusted bc hes supposed to be 'america's hero like oh my god he was representing him HIMSELF and yk good doing#good aren't you people hearing him#superman#clark kent#superman 2025#dc#david corenswet#corensupes
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love the library. there's no risk. you can take out a book and go "wow this sucks" and just give it back. and when you do that you're still making the library's Number Go Up so you'll be able to roll the dice on even more books. all for the low low price of free/you already paid for it with your tax money so you might as well use it
#i've read or at least started four library books recently#one was good#one was useful for a minute but i only took it out *because* it was a low-risk low-reward situation#other two weren't for me#and that's fine!#it's not like i wasted money on them!
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Wife lovers till they die
#Viktor’s pout when Jayce said no to ascending with him was all I needed to see.#or my fave bridge scene#the man folded immediately#vi loves cait sm like#do I even need to bring examples#act 2 s2 is literally the only proof I need#cait could be on this post too but#this duo is so silly to me#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#arcane#arcane fanart#vi arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#caitvi#what the hell sure#meljay#love wins#book street#bookstreet
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I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all
a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)
so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.
#me? hating discord? on main?? of course I am I always am#anyway nothing like someone discovering a fandom post years later through tags and becoming a new friend#one you would never have met had you only shared your thoughts in some discord that's dead now
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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(they ARE doing it on purpose)
(deltarune)
#ganondoodles#art#deltarune#deltarune spoilers#tenna#kris#wait i should tag this as#spamtenna#see i know he likely doesnt know that those glasses are literally spamton#but also what if he did know#and what if items you equip actually show up#(sticking to sketches for now bc my painting skills still need time to return it seems)#(pls tell me people get this ... right .. this only works if you know the dealmaker glasses are spamton.........
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interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like

#text#‘ur situation is different’ Do u know Their situation enough to say that lol#also like. be srs if u didnt know me ud think the same way abt me. Do u think this abt me subconsciously?? guessing yes#The only person who HASNT made me feel like this and has actually articulated what they meant in a way that didnt feel like a dig#at me was 💫 last night hence why its on my mind
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tried out apothecary diaries the other day, got inspired to do a study, redrew jinmao as Gustav Klimt's "The Kiss", died

ive been sick for a while so excuse the messiness
#I've only seen up to ep24 and i quite like it#i appreciate how human all the characters feel despite leaning on anime tropes#its a great example of expanding and building on ideas in character building!#i heard something about frogs having to do with them so i added frogs but lack. Context#nobody spoil me pretty please#anyway. smooch#jinmao#the apothecary diaries#maomao#jinshi#apothecary diaries
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better this way, you say
#i like my old man yaoi messy and terrible for both parties#i personally love the idea of spamton having genuine feelings for tenna after a while#but he's too focused on his end goal that he either simply refuses to acknowledge them#or buries them so so so so so deep down they're in hell#but whenever those feelings do pop up#whether he wants to realize they're gay asf or what#he just pushes them aside again#and never allows anything to go deeper or to mean anything deeper#(a relationship? with your business partner? REALLY tenna? you crack me up!!)#only ever indulges it halfheartedly#thinking of the relationship only as it is and the romantic stuff as bullshit to pass the time with#a “what the hell sure” mentality to cover up the horrors i suppose#to the dismay of tenna (and himself but dont tell him that)#the prophecy just makes it worse#because what else is he supposed to do when his repressed gay thoughts are directed at the man whos bound to die#can you really blame him for not wanting to acknowledge them?#i sure can#also look closer at the text in the last panel for a surprise#deltarune#spamtenna#deltarune tenna#tenna#tenna deltarune#ant tenna#mr ant tenna#spamton#spamton g spamton#fanart#my art
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my transfem coworker yesterday said "i can't wait to get on hrt so i can be a lesbian" and i was like hand on her shoulder. girl..... you're already a lesbian. i see you with my dyke eyes. you are already a beautiful lesbian dont let anybody take that from you.
#it is my civic duty to tell pre hrt dolls that theyre just as much of a lesbian as i am#i also get so worried about her bc it seems like she mostly knows transmasc people and the uh#transmasc people that she knows are kind of fucking insane#somebody said the term sapphic is only for afabs and i looked her dead in the eyes and said No the fuck its not. thats transmisogyny.#trying desperately to make sure she knows more transfems bc the way her transmasc friends treat her is so weird. take my hand girl lets go#thoughts#shes so sweet im really glad were friends at work.......#and she invited me to a house show next week. so we are going to fucking mosh
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incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now
#everybody say “thank you Tenna Deltarune”#wireplay#tenna#spamtenna#deltarune#techum#objectum#robophilia#this is all from ao3 and its only a fraction of what I saw#not even getting into what's on twitter/Tumblr/etc.#and no I did not read all these fics. I read like 3 but the tags were sending me#also tag yourself im “rule 32 typa weird kinks”#the wording is just so funny I cant get it out of my head#d-bow wow wow
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so I was rewatching the beginning of KPDH and during the first underworld scene I noticed something:
there's a lot of the jeoseung saja (grim reapers with the gat hats) in the background here and there. at one point there's a super wide shot of the crowd and––
there's at least half a dozen sajas in this shot alone. which means jinu actually did go through the underworld purposely looking for only the pretty looking ones to recruit into his harebrained boyband scheme before he went to gwi ma 😭
#kpop demon hunters#kpdh#jinu#jinu kpdh#saja boys#I only noticed like 2-3 at first but then I combed through the entire underworld scene and there's a LOT in the crowd#the idea of jinu conducting Gwi-Ma's Next Top Idol to find the perfect demons to train into kpop stars is sending me
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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕
#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive#for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting#I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit#anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you#i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3#uquiz#my uquizzes#my quizzes#uquiz quiz#uquizzes#uquiz link#quiz link#quizzes#quiz#is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience#^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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