#and my boy clark kent is there

[yawnzshit]

finest shyt ☝️

[jesncin]

Today on Daily Planet Media; reporter Clark Kent continues his beloved "ranking my lookalikes" series with input from Lois Lane. Does he really look that much like Superman?

[unlawfulsp00n]

oh my god Dick grabbing the rabbit before Clark whisks them off to safety I need a minute this is so freaking cute._.

[monkesupreme]

men who go :p

[thelesbianthespianposts]

damn it’s crazy how in James Gunn’s Superman II, Lex Luthor will have learned from his first cloning fumble and decided to try again but adding in his own dna and then the whole movie will be about Clark and Lex sharing custody over Kon

[castial]

HOPE comes from a big nerd who smiles like this :3

[littlefankingdom]

The thing about Bruce and Jason is that so many people today (dc writers and fans) totally ignore or don't know that Bruce was one hair away from starting WWIII over Jason. When Superman came to him, Batman was already at the UN headquarters. If Clark had been a couple of minutes late, Batman would have killed the Joker, who had diplomatic immunity, ON THE STEPS OF THE UN HEADQUARTERS. And Superman was only able to make Bruce wait for the immunity to drop. The moment it was, Bruce did tried to kill the Joker.

In the end, it doesn't matter that the Joker survived, because Bruce did show how much he loves Jason. He loves him enough to nearly start a world war over losing him.

[sully-s]

Space And Earth Chat

Bruce: Will you watch when the sun swallows the earth? Clark: Bruce, that's in five billion years Bruce: ... Clark: No Bruce: I would Clark: Morbid Bruce. Bruce: I understand why you wouldn't- Clark: I wouldn't becuase I won't let it happen. Bruce: It's physics Clark, you can't stop it. Clark: I can. Bruce: How? You're going to feed it more hydrogen? Clark: Sure, why not. I am a farmer's son.

[dirbenaffleck]

" Welcome to The Planet. " MAN OF STEEL‧ DIR. ZACK SNYDER

[ednygmasbowlerhat]

Every time I see David Corenswet’s Clark Kent I get gender envy so painful I cry. I want to be strong yet empathetic. I want to be a head taller than the girl that I love and hold her right in the crook of my neck. I want to have man to man conversations with my father. I want to walk around my life with a goofy boyish grin. I want to be gentle without it being feminine. I want to be nurturing and loving to animals and children without it being seen as motherly. I want to pick up the girl I love and sit her on the counter while I make her dinner. I want to wear my heart on my sleeve and show the world the power of love.

[doobel]

"I'm as human as anyone. I love, I get scared. I wake up every morning and despite not knowing what to do, I put one foot in front of the other and I try to make the best choices I can. I screw up all the time, but that is being human and that's my greatest strength."

- SUPERMAN (2025)

[jesncin]

Morning run with your alien jog partner

[robintherobiner]

Superman meets Batman for the first time and, because of his superhearing, he can tell that the man’s heart is pounding. Gosh, the poor man must be terrified, after all he does have a rule about no metas. For a human superhero, knowing other people are much stronger must be so scary! So Superman tries his best to seem small and less overwhelming, but Batmans heart rate just keeps going up! Luckily, the man seems to be speaking normally, so maybe its not a big deal? How brave of him, ignoring his fears to help people.

After the Justice League is formed, Clark finds out about Bruce’s contingency plans, and unlike the others, he’s not surprised. He’s already such a paranoid man, but being on a team full of metas, well, Clarks shocked he’s not shaking in his boots. Bruce hides his fear so well! If it wasn’t for his super hearing, he’d never know that Bruce takes a sharp inhale every time he uses his super strength, or that the mans heart starts beating like a million times a minute whenever he enters the room.

Then one day, they’re all in the Watchtower, Bruce drops the pen he was using to write out the plan for their mission, and Clark happily picks it up. As soon as he bends down, Bruce’s heart starts beating rapidly. When he straightens back up, Clarks face is bright red and he can’t meet Bruce’s eye. Is his butt scary?!?!??!

[wonderjanga]

Why… Why Do You Look Like That?

Billy learned a shapeshifting spell. He immediately takes advantage of it. Like, the little black bird you see flapping through the sky, may or may not be Billy as a little birdie. The little black rat with the most piercing blue eyes you’ve ever seen that’s stealing your pizza? It might perhaps be Billy. Let him have his fun.

Marvel: *transformed into a little parakeet and eating a piece of bread Flash accidentally left out*

Supes: *sees him* “Oh, hey there little fella.”

Marvel: *chirps and flys over*

Supes: *lets Marvel land on his finger* “Dang, I haven’t seen a parakeet in a while.” *pats Marvel’s head with his finger* “How’d you get in? Did you sneak on a zeta?”

Marvel: *grown ahh man voice* “No-”

Supes: *screams*

By the way, this Ma Kent kept parakeets. My abuela kept them so she gets to because I said so and for the sake of this post.

He then saw Krypto the Superdog and was like, I wanna be that. He’s been chilling as a dog, fighting crime because why not? It infuriates the heck out of Adam. So, after about a solid four months of this…

Marvel: *turned into a dog*

Krypto: “You!” *flies over*

Marvel: “Me?” (Since Marvel can understand any language, that includes animals, right?)

Krypto: “Yeah, you’re the pet of a superhero, right?”

Marvel: “No?”

Krypto: “No? But you’re wearing the same thing as that Captain Marvel guy?”

Marvel: “Oh uh… Nah. I’m just his friend.”

Krypto: “Oh yeah! Well, I’m Superman’s friend, and you’re that other guy’s friend. And since you have powers, and I have powers, and I know a whole lot of other animals with powers, you should totally join us!”

Marvel: “Us…?”

Krypto: “The League of Super Pets!”

So, yeah, the League of Super Pets tried recruiting him. Yippee. He did feel bad he had to reject him though.

Marvel: “Sorry. I kinda already have a job at the moment.”

Krypto: “You do?! With what? With who?”

Marvel: “My friend. Again, I’m sorry.”

Krypto: *dog sigh* “It’s fine.” *slowly flies off looking back every now and then*

Then, every now and then, he’ll turn himself into a tiger just for Tawny.

Reporter: “Aww look at these two pretty kitties!”

Marvel: *looking like a tiger*

Tawky Tawny and Marvel: *both sitting at a table, drinking tea and talking classily*

[dailydccomics]

Justice League Unlimited #8 by Mark Waid and Dan Mora

[crowrelli]

classes are killing me so pls take this very self indulgent ship meme ft Diana stealing the show