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Do you have a master list? Or whatever people called most of then time 😅

No, but I definitely should’ve made one, huh? 😭

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Is there a chance that you'll continue this blog?

I've been reading your posts for the past 2 years(I think) and you're my favorite CM prompt writer, thank you for these posts

Thanks :). As for continuing, maybe one day? I don’t suggest getting your hopes up. Also, I think I’ve only been around since last October, anon? 😅

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I didn't have much in my life for a time. your posts were the thing i looked forward to every day for quite a while. your silly fanfic posts really mattered a lot to me in a very dark time. Thank you.

I didn’t know I impacted you that much, but I do hope you’re feeling better now, Anon. I plan to keep this blog up and not delete it so these posts will hopefully always be on Tumblr for anyone who wants to re-read them!

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Guys I’m sorry to say this, but unfortunately, I think I’m gonna stop posting. I just am running out of ideas and life is also getting busier. Plus I’m kinda focusing on writing some other stuff.

Thank you all for the support and stuff! I loved writing! Byeeeeeee!

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Adoption

One day, Marvel suddenly came in with a baby. He’d had it strapped to his chest, muted with a spell as he let it chew on his fingers while he listened to the meeting. Eventually, when it was over, somebody asked where in the world he got it from and they received a very convoluted explanation in response.

Marvel: “…So, yeah! I found him in a dumpster and I’m kind of taking care of him now!”

A small silence filled the meeting room. There were so many questionable things in that statement. Why was Marvel close enough to a dumpster to hear a baby crying? WHO left the baby there? Also, most of the JL are pretty sure Marvel isn’t human either so… how does he plan to raise a human baby??

Surprisingly, none of those questions were the one asked.

Flash: “Cap, aren’t you a little young to have kids?”

Marvel: “Uh… maybe? But it’ll be fine. I’ll just have to cut back on expenses in certain areas but other than that, it should be good.” *holds the baby at arms length so he can look at it*

Supes: “You have an actual job?”

Marvel: “Yes?”

*silence*

Batman: “Captain, you talk as if money is tight. What will happen if you can’t afford to take care of the baby?”

Marvel: “Wha— Of course I can!”

Batman: “Yes, but what if you can’t?”

Marvel: *hesitating* “I dunno. Would you take him?”

Batman: “If it had to come down to it, yes.”

Marvel: *super casual* “…mmm okay then. When I get all the documents in order, I’ll make you his Godfather or something.”

While Bruce didn’t mind becoming the godfather to Marvel’s ward, he was just wondering how he was going to explain this to Alfred, to his kids, and to literally everyone.

Marvel: “Oh, but you can’t make him into a Robin until he’s 12, okay? 12 is the minimum and nothing earlier.”

Batman: “I’m more surprised you’d actually let me if he came into my custody.”

Marvel: *shrugs* “Heroism runs in my family. Even if we aren’t biologically related, I wouldn’t be surprised if he asked to become Robin.”

Eventually, when it was just Marvel and Bruce alone. Bruce asked why Marvel was so keen on adopting the kid.

Marvel: “It’s just, he was thrown out, like me. He’s even younger than me when I was thrown out too! I don’t want him to grow up the way I did.”

Batman: “Homeless?”

Marvel: “That and bouncing through foster homes for a bit.”

Batman: “…I see. They had foster homes in Ancient Greece?”

Marvel: “Something like that.”

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I REALLY love the parentified sibling idea.

Imagine the heroes who used to think Cap is a bad dad "learns" through Batman that he's just their sibling, forced to raise them all and suddenly, their views on how he treats his Shazamily is seen in a different light.

The JL decides to try and offer advice as a result.

Marvel: *yelling at Junior*

Supes: *slowly floats over and puts a hand on his shoulder* “…Cap?”

Marvel: “What?!”

Supes: “I think you should maybe calm down? It isn’t that good to yell in a kid’s face.”

Marvel: “Why wouldn’t I?!”

Supes: “Because there are other ways to scold kids? Besides, he doesn’t really look like he’s listening anyways.”

or

Marvel: “I’m going to beat you.”

Mary: *kicking him repeatedly in the shin*

Flash: “Now, now, Cap, let’s try for something more positive.”

Marvel: “I’m going to whoop you…?”

Flash: “That’s… a little better.”

Marvel: *still kicking him in the shin*

Flash: “How about we try a please stop, that’s not okay Mary.”

Marvel: “Please stop. That’s not okay, Mary.” *deadpan*

Mary: *continuing to kick his shins*

or

Junior: *insults someone*

Batman: *slowly looks to Billy*

Marvel: *just standing there, realizes he’s looking at him* “Oh. Uh… Junior, you shouldn’t say that. That’s rude.”

Junior: “Wha— what are you talking about? I know you agree with me.”

Marvel: “Well, I do but, it’s better to let those thoughts go unheard. Don’t voice ‘em.”

Junior: “Yeah but—”

Marvel: “No buts, young man.”

*silence*

Marvel: *looks to Bruce*

Batman: *nods head*

Marvel: *sighs in relief*

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Sometimes I Forget You’re a Father

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that Captain Marvel is a dad. I mean, he acts so fun and cheerful. It’s like the soul sucking nature of adulthood and parenthood haven’t reached him! But then, then he does something that’ll remind him that he does in fact have two kids and maybe a wife. Maybe. Most of the league think she passed away.

Marvel: *whistling while making school lunches for Mary*

Flash: “Hey, Cap!” *zooms in to make himself like twelve pb&js* “Whatcha doin’?”

Marvel: “Making Mary her school lunches.”

Flash: “Oh. Cool. Wait, why here?”

Marvel: “What do you mean?”

Flash: “I mean, don’t you have a kitchen you normally do this in?”

Marvel: “I guess?”

Flash: “…you guess?”

Marvel: “Uh…” *looking for something to pull out of his ass* “Place got infested with moon frogs?”

Flash: “What?”

Marvel: “Don’t worry about it.”

Flash: “Can moon frogs infest my kitchen??”

Marvel: “Maybe.”

Flash: “What??”

The real reason Billy was doing this was because the Watchtower was stocked with ingredients. The Bromfields were out of town and Mary was the only one out of their trio that actually still went to school so Billy figured he might as well. Also, Flash sent the next 20 minutes interrogating Billy about how harmful the moon frogs could be.

or

Marvel: “Mr Superman Sir! Question, can I take some time off?”

Supes: “I thought I already told you, you didn’t have to call me that— never mind. Wait, you’re actually gonna take time off?”

Marvel: “Yeah…? Can I?”

Supes: “Of course! It’s just that you’ve never do. What days do you plan to be gone?”

Marvel: “Today. I’m going to a baseball game with Junior. Speaking of which, it’s starting pretty soon.” *checks nonexistent watch*

Supes: “Wait, now? You’re leaving now?”

Marvel: “Yeah. I’ll be back later.” *waves, starts jogging off*

Supes: “But don’t you have monitor duty in thirty—”

Marvel: *already zeta’d away*

Supes: *sighs*

This is the same guy who doesn’t know how to do his own taxes by the way. This is also the same guy who thinks the IRS isn’t real.

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I Was Gone For One Day

The Champion of Magic was going on vacation. He’d gathered every single magician, good and evil, he could find and held a meeting to discuss it. After all, seeing as the Champion of Magic held a lot of things together, this was a pretty big thing.

Marvel: “Alright guys.” *standing in front of a portal with Mary and Freddy* “We’re leaving now. One day. Say you can hold the fort down for one day.”

Magicians: “We can hold the fort down for one day.”

Marvel: “Good. Good.” *nods head* “Again.”

Magicians: *groans* “We can hold the fort down for one day.”

Marvel: “Wonderful. Now, I’m going to leave this sticky note here. It lists the only way to contact me if the world is about to end, okay?”

*silence*

Marvel: “Okay???”

Magicians: “Yes, Champion!”

Marvel: “Good. Come on guys.” *goes into the portal*

Mary and Junior: *follow him, bidding goodbyes*

Random Magician: “Pshh… how hard can surviving a day be?”

Whoever that random magician was, jinxed everyone. Two hours later, Armageddon was in the middle of happening. Someone eventually got the guts to pick up the sticky note and contact the Champion.

Another Random Magician(ARM): “Champion…?”

Marvel: *sighs* “Yes?”

ARM: “Armag—”

Marvel: “Armageddon’s happening. Of course.”

ARM: “Our deepest apologies sir.”

Marvel: “It’s… fine. But, come on, you guys couldn’t even make it to half a day.”

ARM: “…our deepest apolo—”

Marvel: *hangs up*

Billy came back and took care of everything of course.

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Plushie Marvel

Billy turned himself into a plushie. Why? Just cause. No reason. Totally no reason at all. He just didn’t realize being a plushie would mean he couldn’t move at all.

Flash: *walks past a rec room*

Marvel: “Flash!”

Flash: “What?” *looks around and doesn’t see Marvel*

Marvel: “Flash, come here.”

Flash: “…where are you?”

Marvel: “By the couch.”

Flash: *walks over*

Marvel: “You see the plushie on the ground?”

Flash: “Uh… yeah?”

Marvel: “Turn it over.”

Flash: *turns it over and now sees that it’s a Marvel plushie*

Marvel: “Look at me, Barry! I’m a plushie!”

Flash: “That— That’s nice and all Cap, but�� why?”

Marvel: “Why not? I’m a plushie. Isn’t that cool?”

Flash: “Well, I mean I guess. Can you even move?”

Marvel: “…no. That’s actually why I called you over. Can you carry me to Mary or Junior?”

Flash: “Wha—” *sighs and picks him up* “Dude, why do you turn yourself into a plushie if you wouldn’t be able move?”

Marvel: “Because being a plushie is cool, Flash. Get with the times.”

Flash: *holds Plushie Marvel under his arm* “When has that ever been cool??”

Mary turned Billy back like an hour later because Flash actually forgot him in the kitchen for like thirty minutes. Hal then grabbed him and passed it to Guy who passed him to Kyle who then passed it Martian Manhunter who finally gave Plushie Marvel to Mary.

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billy keeps using groucho marx glasses to disguise his identity, Clark thinks marvel is making fun of him, they're enchanted.

Supes: *frowning and staring*

Marvel: *staring right back*

Supes: “Okay, I’ve had plenty of people call my secret identity stupid but I don’t think I’ve ever had anyone do it like this straight to my face…”

Marvel: “Excuse me?”

Supes: “You heard me! You know, Cap, I expected this from Flash or Green Lantern. Not you.” *honestly sounds embarrassed*

Marvel: “Wait, what did I even do to offend you?” *concerned*

Supes: “The glasses and nose thing!”

Marvel: “What does my disguise have to do with anything!”

Supes: “It has to do with everything!”

Marvel and Supes: *start arguing like little kids*

Flash: “Supes?”

Supes and Marvel: *still arguing*

Flash: “Supes!”

Supes: “What??”

Flash: “Who’s that old guy you’re talking with?” *points to Billy*

Supes: “Wha— this is Marvel! You can’t seriously tell me you’re fooled by this disguise, Flash!”

Flash: “Uh… yeah. I am.” *takes like five pictures with his phone*

Supes: “Delete those!” *flies over and sees them*

That made Clark stop right in his tracks. Why? Because in the photos there was actually an old ass man standing next to him. Clark ended up looking between Marvel and the photo rapidly.

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Witches

Barry found out something recently. The Marvels are a coven. Of witches. Marvel had said as much himself when Barry asked. From there, the conversation devolved into how witches can be any gender, but still! They’re “witches.”

Can Barry join in on this dumbassery?

Marvel: “You can’t join our coven, man.”

Flash: “Wha— why?! Look, just because I don’t have magic—”

Marvel: “Flash, it’s not because you don’t have magic.”

Flash: “…then why?”

Marvel: “Well, it’s just that there needs to be three of us. Not four.”

Mary: “If we added you, we might as well add another three so we can get up to seven. That way our number is still magical.”

Flash: “…huh?”

Junior: “Flash, three is a magical number, and so is seven. Now, unless you have three other people that wanna join us, skedaddle.”

Marvel: “Junior, don’t be rude.”

Mary: “Flash, if you can find three other people, we’d be happy to let you all join. Only for one ritual though.”

Flash: “Only one?”

Mary: “Well, maybe more but for now only one. Think of it as a trial period.”

Barry took that as a mission. He enlisted the help of Hal, Guy, and Zatanna, who was weirdly excited about this. Now, all seven of them were in an abandoned, dark warehouse in Gotham of all places. Cap told everyone to come in civilian uniforms. Barry thought that’d include Marvel himself, but…

Marvel: *wearing the iconic fake nose and glasses combo*

Mary and Junior: *wearing the same*

…Yeah. Of course, Cap would never show up in his actual civvies. (If he even has a civilian identity)

Zatanna: *super excited* “So, Captain, what are we going to doing exactly?”

Marvel: “We’re gonna be summoning Beelzebub!”

*silence*

Hal: “I’m sorry?”

Mary and Junior: *already drawing the circle together*

Marvel: “You see, he owes me 50 bucks and I’m going to get it back by whatever means necessary.” *saying all this with a smile*

Mary and Junior: “We’re done!”

Marvel: “Good!” *turns around to go sit down*

Hal, Guy, Flash: *all share looks but hesitantly sit down too*

Zatanna: *still standing there, horrified*

Guy: “Come on, Zatanna. What’re you waiting for?”

Zatanna: *very very slowly walks over and sits down*

That night… well, it was terrifying to say the least. Though, Guy probably had the worst, considering he was the one vomiting up flies and being possessed by a demon. Like seriously, a bunch of flies spawned from the summoning circle, and rushed at the ginger. He was coughing up flies for the rest of the day.

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That is, in fact, the only reason they did this. They ran away after when Bruce came in with some adoption papers.

billy and mary as twin robins?

Billy: *checking out his costume* “Uh… I don’t like this Mr Batman Sir.”

Billy is wearing a costume similar to Dick and Jason’s except with shorts instead of tighty-whiteys. Mary is wearing a costume similar to Stephanie’s.

Mary: “Yeah, by the way, is this costume used?”

Spoiler: “Yes, and you look adorable!” *taking like five hundred pictures*

Robin!Damian: “Father, why exactly do we need the extra, unneeded help?”

Batman: “Don’t worry about it, Robin.” *pushes him towards Billy and Mary* “Now say cheese.”

After Bruce took a singular photo, he set them and Damian loose.

Batman: “Robins, since there are now three of you, you may go as a group.”

Robin!Damian: “I don’t have to accompany you, father?”

Batman: “No. Now go on. Stop crime. Watch your sibli— I mean, watch your partners, Robin.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes!”

Robin!Damian: “He was talking to me…” *starts walking off*

Mary and Billy: *follow after him*

Billy: *whispering to Mary* “What was that stutter from Mr Batman Sir?”

Mary: *shrugs*

Later, all three of them stood on a rooftop. Mary and Billy didn’t really know their way around Gotham nor know much about its rogues so they just let Robin take the reins of their little trio.

Robin!Damian: “Alright you both, this is a standard mugging. You both take down one man while I take the other.”

Mary and Billy: “Okay!”

Later…

Robin!Damian: *already took his guy down*

Mary and Billy: *stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey.”

Mary and Billy: *still stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey!”

Mary and Billy: *continue stomping*

Robin!Damian: “HEY!”

Mary and Billy: *both stop*

Robin!Damian: “Tie him up and move on.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes Robin!” *salute*

They mostly handled petty crimes due to Damian thinking Billy and Mary were untrained. Which, they were, in the normal forms. Damian doesn’t know that either of them are Marvels. They ended the night with a scraped knee on Billy’s side (he fumbled some parkour) and a little scratch on one of Mary’s arms. (Some guy pulled a knife and nicked her, it wasn’t a deep one.) Back at the cave, they had some cookies from Alfred and parted ways.

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billy and mary as twin robins?

Billy: *checking out his costume* “Uh… I don’t like this Mr Batman Sir.”

Billy is wearing a costume similar to Dick and Jason’s except with shorts instead of tighty-whiteys. Mary is wearing a costume similar to Stephanie’s.

Mary: “Yeah, by the way, is this costume used?”

Spoiler: “Yes, and you look adorable!” *taking like five hundred pictures*

Robin!Damian: “Father, why exactly do we need the extra, unneeded help?”

Batman: “Don’t worry about it, Robin.” *pushes him towards Billy and Mary* “Now say cheese.”

After Bruce took a singular photo, he set them and Damian loose.

Batman: “Robins, since there are now three of you, you may go as a group.”

Robin!Damian: “I don’t have to accompany you, father?”

Batman: “No. Now go on. Stop crime. Watch your sibli— I mean, watch your partners, Robin.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes!”

Robin!Damian: “He was talking to me…” *starts walking off*

Mary and Billy: *follow after him*

Billy: *whispering to Mary* “What was that stutter from Mr Batman Sir?”

Mary: *shrugs*

Later, all three of them stood on a rooftop. Mary and Billy didn’t really know their way around Gotham nor know much about its rogues so they just let Robin take the reins of their little trio.

Robin!Damian: “Alright you both, this is a standard mugging. You both take down one man while I take the other.”

Mary and Billy: “Okay!”

Later…

Robin!Damian: *already took his guy down*

Mary and Billy: *stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey.”

Mary and Billy: *still stomping their guy out*

Robin!Damian: “Hey!”

Mary and Billy: *continue stomping*

Robin!Damian: “HEY!”

Mary and Billy: *both stop*

Robin!Damian: “Tie him up and move on.”

Mary and Billy: “Yes Robin!” *salute*

They mostly handled petty crimes due to Damian thinking Billy and Mary were untrained. Which, they were, in the normal forms. Damian doesn’t know that either of them are Marvels. They ended the night with a scraped knee on Billy’s side (he fumbled some parkour) and a little scratch on one of Mary’s arms. (Some guy pulled a knife and nicked her, it wasn’t a deep one.) Back at the cave, they had some cookies from Alfred and parted ways.

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I am very much enjoying the "bad dad cap" saga

But mayhaps i could request the Heroes assuming that Captain Marvel is just a very parentified older sibling

Batman: “So, what exactly happened to your parents?”

Marvel: “Oh, uh… they’re dead.”

Batman: “When’d they die?” *steps closer*

Marvel: *steps away* “When I was younger?”

Batman: *steps closer again* “How young?”

Marvel: “Like eight?” *steps away again*

They continue this charade of cat and mouse with Marvel stepping away and Batman stepping closer.

Batman: “I see, so you’ve been raising your children, or are they siblings, since then?”

Marvel: “Yes? And yes, they’re my siblings?”

Batman: “One of them made a reference to being homeless, you do know I can aid you all, correct?”

Marvel: “I do know that, yes. I’d rather not live with you though, if that’s what you’re suggesting, Mr Batman Sir.”

Batman: “I could always buy you a house though.”

Marvel: “And I know that, but no thank you.”

Batman: “You aren’t on the streets, right?”

Marvel: *starts speedwalking away*

Batman: *following after him* “Right??”

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i follow over a thousand people but youre the only one on my blog subscriptions feed.

Yay…? 🙌

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What Happened to Your Face??

Billy has a problem. Whenever he gets injured as Billy, the injures transfer over to Marvel. Thankfully, when he detransforms the wounds are gone in his Billy form, but still. It’s inconvenient.

Extremely inconvenient.

Marvel: *eating a lunchable*

Flash: “Hey, Cap, can I have the Oreos from your lun— oh my god, what happened to your face.”

Marvel: “I broke my nose.” *making his next little cracker sandwich*

Flash: “How?? I thought you were as indestructible as Supes.”

Marvel: “A homeless kid punched me in the face.”

*silence*

Flash: “Is this homeless kid God??”

Billy walked away after that. He did leave him an Oreo from the lunchable though.

or

GL: “Dude, what is wrong with your foot.”

Marvel: “I stubbed my toe.”

GL: “Why’s it swelling that badly then?? It’s literally trying to burst out of your boot.”

Marvel: “I don’t know.”

Billy actually does know. See, sometimes the cartoon logic of Fawcett can come back to bite him in the ass. This unfortunately came in the form of his toe comically swelling. Kill him.

or

Marvel and Robin!Damian: *watching National Geographic together*

Robin!Damian: “Captain?”

Marvel: “Yes?”

Robin!Damian: “Why do you have a knife sticking out of your abdomen?”

Marvel: “I got shanked by a crackhead.”

Robin!Damian: *clicks tongue* “Amateur.”

Marvel: “I know. But I was tired and hungry and I didn’t see him until it was too late.”

Robin!Damian: “That’s no excuse.” *hops off the couch* “Come, come, to the medbay. Now.”

Marvel: “Nah, it’s fine. Just pull it out, could you?”

Robin!Damian: “Will you not bleed out?”

Marvel: “I don’t have blood.”

Robin!Damian: “Oh.”

*silence*

Marvel: “I’ll let you keep the knife.”

Robin!Damian: *pulls it out* “I have no need for it, but I’m sure Red Hood will.”

It got confiscated by Bruce later.

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Streamers and YouTubers sometimes joke their viewers are in their basement, what would this mean for Divine Twitch Chat?

Zeus: Just electrocute that guy Marvel: Nope Zeus: Let me out of the basement, I'll do it myself >:( Marvel: Nope Mercury: May I come out of the basement? Marvel: Nope

(Out of the basement ≈ In control)

Also, what would the JL say / how would they react if Marvel just casually said “gods in my basement” instead of the “gods in my head” reveal?

Flash: “…why do you talk to yourself all the time, dude?”

Marvel: “Huh? Oh I have gods in my basement.”

Flash: *actually concerned at that* “What?”

Marvel: “Yeah. Actually, haven’t you met some of them before?”

Flash: “…No?”

Marvel: “I’m pretty sure you have. I think I let Mercury out yesterday so he could run around and have some fun.”

Flash: “Okay, so one, Mercury is in your basement? Two, a god was running around among humans? And three, I met him?”

Marvel: “Yes, yes, and also yes. Didn’t you guys literally race?”

Flash: “Wha— when?? The only person I raced yesterday was you!”

Marvel: “Yeah, so you raced Mercury.”

*silence*

Flash: “So Mercury was possessing you or something?”

Mercury: “I honestly think you should let me out again! This guys pretty fast and I want a rematch.”

Marvel: “No.” *is talking to Mercury*

Flash: “Wait so you weren’t possessed?”

Marvel: “No, I was, I’m talking to the chat right now.”

Flash: “What chat??”

Marvel: “The chat. Also the same people I keep in my basement.”

Flash: “What??”

Solomon: “Billy, can I be let out after this conversation? I wish to go to the nearest… Mickey Dee’s. That is what you called it, Achilles, yes?”

Achilles: “Yes! Billy, let the man get a triple cheeseburger!”

Marvel: “Sure. Depends if there’s any crime.”

Flash: “Are you talking to them again?”

Marvel: “Yes, Flash.”

Zeus: “Wait, why can Solomon go and get McDonald’s but I can’t be trusted to go and get Kentucky Fried Chicken?”

Atlas: “Probably because you tried to fry the cashier after he told you the price?”

Marvel: “That was actually a pretty fair reaction, but yes, Atlas is right.”

Flash: “What’re you guys talking about now?”

Marvel: “Solomon asked if he could go to McDonald’s and Zeus got mad because we don’t trust him at a KFC.”

Flash: “…what?”