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[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Did everyone hear the huge news from Rome today? Yes that's right: Harry Styles popped up outside Vatican City! He was doing, you know, normal stuff: watching a shaft waiting for it to blow (...smoke obviously, what did you think you perv??), while wearing a hat reading "techno is my boyfriend." RIP Pope Francis, you would have loved saying unprintable slurs about that pairing! But will HS4 really be telling us we should be at the club, or is this just another fake relationship? Only time will tell...