#and namemashing is in the middle

[onstagesport]

Not to "old man yell at clouds" bc like you do you, have your fun, whatever. BUT

I hate, hate, HATE the trend of just putting two words together and calling that a ship name. I don't know if it's anywhere outside of Hatchetfield/Starkid fandom but every time I see one I literally get so mad and then go:

I feel like there is a spectrum of ship naming, and it's:

Creativity (twowords) to Clarity (name/name)