#and needed flour for that

[briskchips]

Mini doodle dump

[ouijeebies]

Sharing Paradise ✨

She definitely has favorites…

[pronouns-d-ace]

I was wondering if you could draw the beast cookies?? Like enjoying themselves or anything really🙏🏽

BEAST COOKIES MY LOVELIES I´ve been wanting to draw them for so long!! (o´∀`o)

[el-pada]

current pvp team is incredibly funny lorewise

[gensnix]

Considering how every time a Beast cookie gets released they get more and more obsessed with the Ancient they are associated with I'm tempted to think by the time we get to Silent Salt they'll be like

[cookedresolve]

Cottage cheese buns (seed edition)

Ingredients for ca. 10 buns:

350g cottage cheese (4%)

4 eggs

150g fine rolled oats

100g wheat flour

0,5 dl flax seeds

1 dl poppy seeds

0,5 dl pumpkin seeds

0,5 dl sunflower seeds

0,5 dl sesame seeds

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp salt

0,5 tsp rosemary

3-5 tablespoons of water

Preparation:

Preheat the oven to 180 degrees.

Mix all ingredients in a bowl. Add more water if your dough feels too dry. Let the dough sit for 10-20 minutes.

Use two wetted spoons to arrange the dough in little clumps on baking paper.

Bake for 10-20 minutes until golden.

Let the buns cool off completely before serving.

Store the buns in an airtight container in the fridge. They can be frozen as well.

If you're using an air fryer, it's 160 degrees for 15-20 minutes

[serpentface]

It's peak springtime and everything's in bloom and nothing bad is ever going to happen again. Lets day-drink senseless in the bushes.

[neon-zipperooni]

in light of the new costume implying some things.. boy howdy, here comes a hot take, the crk fandom needs to understand the prospect of shadow milk being redeemed is not the end of the world

cookie run rarely even does redemption stories, the only big example of villainous characters being redeemed is in ovenbreak with lotus dragon cookie's growth and lychee dragon cookie building up to a redemption, which while i think on lotus's end it was kinda rushed they've been handling lychee very well, so its not like redemption stories in cookie run are "overdone" (also im sick of the "nooo im tired of redemptions" argument when 1. not everyone is, i personally love a good redemption story and 2. there are plenty of villains out there who are plain evil with no redemption, it's not a dying genre)

also it would be way more interesting than the more obvious resolution to the beast storyline of just sealing them away again, i think finding a way to appeal to the shreds of.. humanity? cookiemanity? still within them is a much more interesting narrative and lends itself to more stories to potentially tell with these five very interesting characters. and there are implications that the cookies they used to be are still in there somewhere, especially with burning spice, given how he full on bluescreens for a moment when reminiscing on the first kingdom he [....] (my money's on watched over, but we dont know what he was gonna say) when talking w/ nutmeg tiger in the kingdom

i've seen a lot of people say they'll lose interest in shadow milk if he gets redeemed which baffles me because for me at least, while a decent chunk of the appeal of the beasts is how interesting and entertaining they are as villains, one of my favorite parts of them is the heroes they once were, what they could've been like during those days, and the tragedies that led to them falling so deep into villainy: witnessing the worst in cookiekind and becoming disillusioned and deciding nothing should exist, witnessing their denizens live grow and die over and over and to the point they get sick of it and end up embracing destruction to take control of the cycle, and.. whatever we end up learning about the other three and what corrupted them.

for me, i see it like this lmao

and like, don't get me wrong, i know all the beasts really aren't good people but a redemption story doesn't necessarily mean a slap on the wrist, a redemption story can be about atonement just as much as it is about changing for the better, it can be messy, a sobering moment realizing everything you've done and everything you need to do to make up for it, there is sooo much story potential in delving into their pasts and delving into a redemption story of the beasts atoning for their deeds and growing as people it's crazy.. and besides, they were heroes once before, who's to say the potential to be that again isn't still within them?

i personally really wanna see a beast redemption and i'll never fathom why so many people are so against it when it's so much better of a way to conclude their story as the current main threat than just sealing them away again, i just hope that if this really is the route the devs go they'll handle it well because it can just as easily be done wrong, i have faith though

also i've seen a lot of people say the shadow milk costume looks ugly and they're WRONG it looks amazing i love blue and gold as a color combo

[thewizardwithmagicways]

my wifi has been so garbage lately but at least I can draw pretty cookies (ignore the blue creature feature idk what he’s doing here)

[mystiffox]

swap au crumbs. perchance.

perchance

[burningcheese-merchant]

Y'know how Cacao has a son, you remember dark Choco right? Y'know how Vanilla got custard the II right? And then there's holly with royalberry and Golden Cheese with fettuccine and White Lily with.... Gigngerbrav-

What the beasts think?

Could be yandere, could be their already a thing, some other stuff idgf i must hear your words on this

Been wanting to try to answer this one since I saw it haha. Let's go both routes I've got for these bozos, Reformed Beasts and Yandere Beasts

Reformed Shadow Milk: I want to imagine that, once upon a time, Shadow was an actual people person and was genuinely fond of children. After he reforms, he regains that old fondness, and it extends to Custard III (perhaps more than all other kids, just because he's close to Vanilla). Such a cute, silly boy, with his silly crown and his silly dreams (not that he wants the kid to feel bad for wanting to be a king, it's just... Kid doesn't seem to understand what a king actually is, you know? It's funny, and a bit sad... But Vani is there and now so is Shadow, so it'll probably be fine). He keeps calling Custard his son/nephew/grandson/apprentice/heir (he keeps thinking of new titles all the time, all tongue-in-cheek) and cooing over him... in a not-so-different manner than how he likes to fuss over Vani lol

Yandere Shadow Milk: Ohhhhh this tiny little creature. This bright-eyed, bushy-tailed, ignorant little WEAKLING. None can take Pure Vanilla's place in ANY capacity, including leadership; though he might be a soft-hearted fool, Vanilla is nevertheless a capable king, and Shadow knows this - and he deeply, violently resents the thought of anyone usurping him, even if that throne no longer truly exists anymore. The thought of a small child wanting to be a king? To be like his Silly-Vanilly? Foolishness - and Shadow only tolerates foolishness if it occurs on HIS timetable and HIS terms. But it's fine... This child shall pay for his hubris eventually. Vani means so much to the boy, and vice versa... Perhaps Shadow can use this to his advantage. Perhaps he can breathe a whisper or two into his ear. Leave a footstep or two behind in his dreams. Tie a string to him somewhere, see if he notices - and after he doesn't, which Shadow knows he won't, he'll tie another. And another, and another. Until Shadow can greet the world with his brand new puppet. Poor little orphan boy, nowhere to go and no one to care about him... Stupid, arrogant, foolish little boy, who thinks he can rule the world and that he can ever be a fraction of who Vani is and was. He shall atone for his sins. For his pride, for that empty head, for that hideous little costume (he would try to stitch together such a haphazard monstrosity in the face of Shadow's own superior craftsmanship? He would try to don his Silly-Vanilly's face this way?!)... For being dear to Pure Vanilla at all, because the only person who deserved to exist in Vanilla's world is Shadow Milk himself.

Reformed Eternal Sugar: Now that she has found a place in the world and by Hollyberry's side, Sugar has likewise found good company in those surrounding Hollyberry herself - including and especially her dear son. Such a sweet man; so much like his mother, inside and out, albeit without the same energy... but that was alright. Royalberry's passion simply manifests in a different manner, one more similar to Sugar's own. Calmer, quieter, but no less sweet and sincere. Sugar almost acts as a motherly figure to him herself, sometimes... He doesn't mind, though. They get along quite well. She only hopes that whatever wisdom she can offer in service of the kingdom is actually worthwhile.

Yandere Eternal Sugar: Hm... Perhaps she would like him more if he was HER son. If he'd come from her rightful union with her dear Hollyberry. But he didn't, so she doesn't. Shame, really; he's quite adorable. So much like his mother... but not like her at all, at the same time. He lacked her drive, her spirit. Perhaps that was for the best; Sugar cared nothing for drive or spirit anymore, save for that fire that burned within her dear Hollyberry that awakened what was long-dormant within her... that strange, ethereal feeling that she dared to call happiness. And that lack of drive would make Sugar's plans all the easier... He's a weak, silly man who worries much and often. She has experience with people like that. She'll put him down for a nice nap, let him dream happy dreams where he can pretend he's a worthy king and son. Then she can right the wrong of his and the entire kingdom's existence and have Hollyberry to herself. Hollyberry could even join her in a special dream she'd gladly make up just for the two of them, where they have their own child, a better one than this fool she already wasted time loving and raising...

Reformed Mystic Flour: In all honesty, Flour actually harbors a bit of admiration for Dark Choco, for the path he once walked wasn't so different from hers... and he, like she eventually did, found the strength and wisdom to turn back. She's had a good few conversations with him about it all; about the nature of redemption and atonement, and how one answers to evil when it calls for your soul. Dark Choco can't help but understand and relate to Flour, always lamenting his own fall to darkness and betrayal of those he meant to protect and serve. Lots of commiserating between them, I'd say. Outright wallowing, at certain points lol. But it's this understanding between them that actually helps Flour along her journey to redemption, arguably more so than what others offer her. She cares for and respects Dark Choco, and vice versa. She can see so much of Dark Cacao in him... whatever mistakes Cacao made, he nevertheless raised a fine young man, even after making mistakes of his own. It only proves to her that Cacao really is the rightful owner of the Soul Jam after all...

Yandere Mystic Flour: ...What a strange feeling this man gives her. So much like Cacao. Too much so, in some places... yet, unlike his father (and, more importantly, exactly like her), he strayed from the path and ultimately stumbled and fell into the same abyss as she and so many others. Flour's denial of her attachment to Dark Cacao likewise extends to those around him, his son more than all the others - in fact, one might be tempted to say that her denial of having any thoughts or feelings regarding Dark Choco is stronger than what she has regarding Dark Cacao. The reason behind this goes as such: with how similar to Cacao he is, and with his fall from grace... it almost makes Flour hope believe ponder whether or not Cacao could fall from grace, as well. If Cacao could follow in his son's footsteps, as his son once tried so hard to follow in his. Dark Choco worsens her sickness, feeds her delusions, albeit indirectly. If he can fall - if he can become a beast - then Cacao can, too. And if he did, then perhaps she... they... No. No, no, not this. Not this nonsense... Dark Choco angers her worse than anyone else in Dark Cacao's life, because he inadvertently offers her this fantasy of Cacao turning out just like her, thus increasing her chances of having him. But... she doesn't want him. She doesn't want anyone or anything. She's not supposed to. Damn it, even things and people tangentially related to Cacao make her worse...

Reformed Burning Spice: Not unlike Shadow Milk, Burning Spice also once liked kids. He liked being seen and admired as a larger-than-life figure, figuratively and literally. He liked that he was "cool", he liked that he could be a big, strong protector to them. It's... difficult for him to lean back into this sentiment again. When you're a mass-murdering tyrant for so long, you tend to lose your people skills (it's something he always envied Shadow Milk for; even as a Beast, he knew how to hold sway over others with AND without violence. That envy was small and buried deep, but it existed nevertheless). And... many of his victims were children. Spice once killed wantonly, indiscriminately. He's beheaded children, cleaved them in two. Left them in pieces, scattered across the earth. The weakest, most vulnerable members of society... when he remembers how dishonorable and pathetic it is to target children, it deals quite the psychological blow. So he's quite awkward and uncomfortable around them while he's working through his redemption; they inspire a particular guilt and remorse in him that adults don't. Golden Cheese keeps pushing him, though, and brought Fettuccine around him most often as a sort of "practice". Fettuccine is calm, sweet and trusting; an "easier" child than most. Plus... she's a mummy. She, too, perished during the Dark Flour War. She's already endured pain, she's already faced death. There's nothing Spice can do that hasn't already been done to the poor girl. And Golden tries to remind him that she doesn't know him; they're complete strangers from different times and places. This is as fresh of a start as you can have with a person. So Spice is made to be an unwilling babysitter for a while... until he does eventually come around and warm up to the girl. And after he overcomes his reservations with Fettuccine, he goes on to overcome those he has with children in general. A series of baby steps that led him down the path of appreciating other people again, and he's grateful this little mummy girl helped him along

Yandere Burning Spice: Pfft. A mummy, huh? Amusing. Are his little bird's grief and desperation so great that it's infected the corpses of her oh so precious subjects? And one actually felt compelled to crawl out of her casket because of them, how charming. Burning Spice HATES Fettuccine. He hates ALL of the Golden Cheese Kingdom's citizens. He hates every single person, every single living organism that Golden Cheese ever paid an ounce of attention to besides himself. All the time and effort, all the blood and sweat and tears his little bird wasted on her oh so precious treasures - all of which should've been spent on HIM. Devoted to HIM. Nothing matters, no one matters, destruction is the only way. He will wipe EVERYTHING she ever held dear off the face of the earth, including Fettuccine. ESPECIALLY Fettuccine. This tiny, weak little worm that wiggled out of the dirt, trying desperately to crawl towards his little bird, craving her presence, her radiance. No. Golden Cheese's radiance is for Burning Spice alone. He can, he will, he MUST maim and dismember this pathetic child as soon as possible; the quicker he separates Golden Cheese from who and what she loves, the better. The quicker he can have her to himself. They can fight, they can dance, they can touch and taste each other, all without her treasures getting in their way. The world is theirs to do with as they please, and together, they shall wreak glorious havoc. And... well... if she gets upset... he can fix it. She likes children, he knows that. He can give her some. Such is his devotion to his other half that he'll briefly betray his nature and create something with her, for her. As many as she wants. As many times as she wants. Their children are the only children he'll ever give a damn about. And so help him, they'll be the only children that SHE gives a damn about, because he's going to slaughter all the other ones, STARTING WITH FETTUCCINE!

Reformed Silent Salt: Same deal as Spice tbh, only x1000. Salt struggles to be around anyone, let alone children, such is his soul-crushing guilt and shame. White Lily is the only one he's able to spend time with for a very long time; she has to coax him into coming into others' line of sight, and it doesn't work half the time. She ends up bringing people to him instead of bringing him to people - and, believing his demeanor might help soften him, she brings Gingerbrave and co. What an... unusually upbeat and forgiving boy, that Gingerbrave is. Lily acts as Salt's translator (I headcanon Salt as being mute and using sign + body language to communicate with people) as well as... a security blanket of sorts, because if she wasn't there, then Salt wouldn't be, either. But she's insistent, and so is Gingerbrave, and so are his friends. It's... strange, to have people be happy to see him again (I'll explain in a separate post, but I have some headcanons regarding Salt's old life and upbringing that basically amount to "I try to make myself useful so people think I have worth"). But it's nice. Nice enough that... he eventually lets more people near him. And eventually, he lets Lily and these kids lead him back to civilization, where he doesn't need to be alone with himself and his guilt anymore...

Yandere Silent Salt: Sigh... White Lily... His White Lily... All Silent Salt really wants is to make her happy. To see her pretty smile. For her to stop being so... sad. So somber. But that happiness needs to come from him. It NEEDS to. He tries so hard to pretend... He tries to be patient, he tries to let her focus on others for only a moment. But it never lasts. She's HIS White Lily. She moves too far away from him, she speaks too many words to someone else, she spends too much time in another's company- and he snaps. And that doesn't change with children, including Gingerbrave. ESPECIALLY Gingerbrave. That boy doesn't... suit her. Her countenance, her demeanor. He's too loud. Too annoying. Too simple. Silent Salt wants him to go away. He wants EVERYONE to go away, really, but Gingerbrave can go ahead first. Leave him and his White Lily to their peace. He tries so hard to pretend to be unbothered, Salt really does. But every passing moment, every ticking of the clock, every sound of that insipid boy's shrill voice and laughter reaching his ears (and all but drilling into his White Lily's, as he knows it must be)... He stands by in the shadows, waiting, waiting to take her back, his grip on his sword only tightening further and further...

[cookiiefreak]

just thinking about potentially being one of the first cookies ever created, but the witch who made you was young and too reckless with fire so the others didn’t let her near an oven without supervision… thus you were created as a “no-bake” cookie.

being older than even the Virtues/Beasts, watching peace and harmony getting slowly corrupted by the darkness. looking on as the cookies you mentored, whom you helped take care of and loved, get changed into evil, selfish beings. speaking of the Beasts, they loved and adored you, even before their corruption, but afterwards? it turns into an filthy, sick obsession. they NEED you. doesn’t matter if they share with each other as long as they all get a turn <3

[fae-cookie-run-madness]

Fluff Ancient x beast au (needs a name, help) MysticxCacao rambles

Just the general ideas/thoughts I have for this more fluffy (heh) beast x ancient au. Please let me know your thoughts and possible names for it.

Mystic Flour x Dark Cacao

I like to think Dark Cacao ended up going to the ivory palace during one of his many adventures, and ended up stumbling across Mystic Flour, trying her best to lean into apathy after being locked in that tree for so long. Mystic Flour doesn’t even try to fight when Dark Cacao first shows up with her soul jam, just sort talks about how useless life is.

Dark Cacao sits down next to her and they just end up talking, and eventually Dark Cacao asks her what she wants to do with her life, a choice she was never given. Mystic Flour says she wants to leave, to not be this perfect prophet that she was supposed to be, but to leave the palace might be walking into a deathtrap. So Dark Cacao offers to lead her off the mountain and protect her till she finds her place in Earthbread (Dark Cacao is also looking for his place in the world so he can relate).

Of course, Mystic Flour agrees to this arrangement and goes with Dark Cacao, eventually the two end up falling in love as they make a place on Earthbread for themselves. They both hold the soul jam of Volition, as it healed as Mystic Flour healed as well. (basically, both have their respective gem but the voice and power is in both). This makes it a lot harder for cookies to sow deceit between them, Affogate cookie doesn’t have any luck. The only one who could possibly have a chance is Shadow milk and he values his life too much to try.

Relationship:

Mystic Flour and Dark Cacao are in a romantic relationship; however most people don’t realize this and it’s the funniest thing to the pair. Like they know the two are married but is it for tax purposes? The two aren’t really physically affectionate, at least not where other cookies can see them, all their actions could easily be read as longtime friends or just general caring for one another. So, there's sort of a debate in their kingdom of if they're in a romantic relationship, if they're just good friends, or maybe they're just business partners who just can run a kingdom very well. One running joke between the two is Mystic always complaining that of all the places Dark Cacao set up a kingdom, it had to be somewhere freezing. (she does not like the cold and is often draped in furs to keep her warm).

Even the fact that Dark Choco is their son doesn’t clear anything up. As again, no physical affection in front of cookies, and how they refer to the other parent (typically a ‘go tell your mother/father) doesn’t help. Dark Choco knows the truth, knowing his mom’s true name (she goes by Pure Flour) and the relationship status of his parents he also plays into this running joke, making hints of wondering when they’ll divorce and all that. He is the heir to the kingdom and there is a debate of which parent is his favorite. It also results in Dark Choco is always able to tell what his parents are thinking even with their poker faces.

Dark Choco came to be:

When the king and queen decided to have a child, they agreed to mostly use Dark Cacao dough, mainly because Mystic feared that if they used too much of her dough, he might inherit powers and would make him a target. However, they used an even mix of their life powder, sense as far as anyone knows, once a cookie is made, it doesn’t matter where their life powder came from, it would shift into their own. 

So Dark Cacao was made mostly with his father’s dough through a small amount of Mystic Flour's dough mixed in, one that was deemed harmless, just enough for him to get some traits from his mother. And his life powder was even mixed.

This results in Dark Choco being a near copy of his father with some traits from his mother. His dough, while darker like most Cacao Kingdom cookies, is a shade or two lighter than his fathers, likely from his mother’s dough mixed in. He also has a bigger section of white hair, while his father has only a streak, he has a full half of his bangs white. Also his red eyes are from Mystic Flour as well (Mystic is an albino, her corruption made her eyes black but after her healing they’ve lightened again). As soon as he was baked, it was very clear both parents love and would do anything to protect their child.

The only time Dark Cacao and Mystic had a disagreement (where other cookies could see) is what future path Dark Choco would take. Dark Cacao saw his interest in weapons and wanted to foster that into becoming a warrior (Note this was because Dark Choco was interesting in the Grapejam sword with the soul jam, Mystic thought this means their son might inherit Volition), Mystic flour wanted him to focus on being a healer, and keep him in the walls of the kingdom, as a warrior will eventually need to leave. Plus his not great eyesight (albino eyes and bright snow) would be more helpful inside. Eventually he studied both, but still wanted to be a warrior, traveling to save and heal people.

However they both agreed that Dark Choco will be limited to the Dark Cacao kingdom for his own safety. Dark Choco doesn’t agree to this, especially since there is so much they could do and or help improve their kingdom outside their borders. Both his parents disagree and forbid it, so Dark Choco opts to run away, finding a fable magical sword to prove himself to his parents.

When Dark Choco brings home this magical sword, Mystic Flour is able to tell something is wrong with it right away. She’s able to stop Dark Cacao rant and pretends to be proud of Dark Choco bringing back the sword before asking to see it. The spirit inside the sword realizes it’s caught and possessed Dark Choco making him attack his father. As Mystic is forced to heal her husband before he dies, Dark Choco gets his body back and runs because the voice in his head tells him to. Mystic Flour yells for her son to be stopped and that curse sword ripped away from him but he’s able to escape. So, there is no exile, in fact the Watchers are told to bring back Dark Choco alive and hopefully burn the sword that’s been possessing him.

Dark Choco and Cookies of Darkness.

Dark Choco was on the run for a while, the sword possessing him to move and get out of the kingdom. However, one day a random villager notices that he was the missing prince from the Cacao Kingdom and tries to take him to the rulers in charge. In a panic, magic surge through the prince and the villager was reduced to flour and nothing more. Dark Choco is horrified, thinking it’s a new thing from the sword, and begins to ramble to himself.

Pomegranate, who saw everything, comes out of the shadows and offers help; she knows of someone who could possibly remove this power from the prince. However, her help doesn’t come free. And Dark Choco ends up working for the cookies of darkness with the promise that Dark Enchantress will free him from this curse.

Yet after reducing this curse blade to flour, Dark Choco realizes that Dark Enchantress isn’t focusing on finding a way to get rid of the flour curse. So Dark Choco tries to run away, key world being tried. Dark Enchantress has realized just how valuable someone with that power is and has kept Dark Choco against his will fighting for the cookies of darkness, using a mixture of spell, hallucinations and potions to keep him on their side. Of course, that’s until the gingerbrave gang free him.

Andddd that's all I got so far

[thesilverfangirl]

I sincerely hope Eternal Sugar is a woman so Hollyberry gets a shit ton of toxic yuri the same way Pure Vanilla is getting so much toxic yaoi rn we must find balance

Also so I can share this image I just thought about everywhere:

[simping-on-the-daily]

polybeasts but in the sense that they've always been all they've ever had, all they had in the tree was each other and grew incredibly codependent but yet they're still lonely because they don't trust each other enough to be vulnerable. nobody knows if they're still a couple anymore but nobody wants to try and say something because they're worried they'll lose everything if they bring it up. they're so important to each other and yet they constantly forget the others exist because they still feel so lonely

[darkfluffydragon]

Here are some sketches I drew of Phantasmagoria Corrupted Burning Spice (Change) and Mystic Flour (Volition) :D

Just a fun lil thing while I debate to myself over whether to focus on the world-building or the story. Also Change as a cowboy..just for fun :')