#and ofc... he smokes..×-×
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#spy vs spy#spy vs spy fanart#spy vs spy oc#not me despites all#I just like the nicknaming#lazy stuff#norcorshit#he often gets mistaken with Black despites that he's much 'lighter'#and ofc... he smokes..×-×#or I could name him maybe Shadow Spy and his 'other' name could be Smoke just like as Dagger for White/Joke for Black#what's your opinion?
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a wip that i more or less abandoned ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
the thought was sonic is a social smoker at most, and he has a habit of catching shadow during his breaks. who knew he'd end up preferring the chitchat over his own brooding silence sometimes
#though ofc he would never admit such a thing out loud#was shadow surprised when he gestured for him to share? maybe a little#but it was shortlived#ultimately he does not care that sonic is intent on ruining his far more mortal lungs#he's moreso annoyed that he has two less cigarettes than he would normally have#hashtag first world problems#smoke if you want to you know the repercussions#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedghog fanart#shadow the hedghog fanart#sonic#sonic fanart#sth#sth fanart#sonadow#feli's art#i could not get sonics quills right for the life of me dont look too hard
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The idea of Tomas being the youngest yet the tallest out of the brothers is just funny to me lol

#And ofc Kuai is the shortest even though he’s the same height as Bi Han lmaoo#Also i found out Tomas has bigger biceps than bi han and kuai#fun fact lol#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat#mk1#mortal kombat 1 fanart#mk1 sub zero#mk1 bi han#bi han#mk1 smoke#mk1 tomas vrbada#tomas vrbada#mk1 scorpion#mk1 kuai liang#kuai liang#jay art#my art
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Giving Shikamaru and Hinata the most outlandish dynamic possible

#NOT A SHIP ‼️ PLS DONT TAG OR INTERACT W THIS AS SHIP CONTENT#asukure are least overworked parents ever they’ve got an entire classroom waiting on standby it’s crazy how spoiled for choice Mirai is#ofc I found a way to sneak Tem in there..TWICE once on Shika’s underwear and as a chibi head#also please notice Shikamaru is holding a lollipop this is because he refuses to smoke in front of Mirai#this is bc he believes second hand smoking is real 😒 unlike asuma#venus’ art#digital art#fanart#naruto#naruto modern au#temari#shikamaru nara#hinata hyuuga#Naruto 2000s au
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The name may not make sense but the face??

#he really was like no weapons just a smoke gun and this face card#it's kinda ridiculous he's too pretty#had to post a samsung ass collage bc ofc tumblr wouldn't cooperate but like. wtf man#matt death note#mail jeevas#ma#dn#mine
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guardian angel iwaizumi who has his hands full with you—a walking safety hazard—but unlocks a possessive streak when prompted to put together an entire guardian angel team to look after you
#he probably also grows an ulcer in the process too. poor thing#the other guardian angels on the team are ofc the other seijoh boys#mattsun who applied for the god of the dead position but didn't get it so he's a guardian angel now#makki who prefered to stay jobless but alas what can you do. at least there's still lazing around on company time#oikawa who has beef with the rest of heaven for petty minor reasons but also gets a little too flirty for his own good sometimes#biblically accurate iwa with wings and an unsettling amount of eyes slav squatting and smoking behind the supermarket. yeah.............#fuck do i need to write this#do guardian angels count as monster romance...........#-`♡´- tulip mail#-`♡´- .txt
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my brain is doing terrible horrible mental gymnastics trying to justify the science of impregnating stanford pines. horrible thought process in tags
#specifically im trying to tie in freaky triangle stuff with heinz dilemma#like#maybe bill does triangular hanky panky with ford in the fearamid during weirdmageddon right?#he commits deposit of eggs which prompty go dormant due to not being fertlized by sperm#fast forward like three years to heinz dilemma sister universe (which i have affectionately dubbed ‘an unplanned dilemma’#something something bill tops eventually and the entire redemption thing becomes sidelined by PREGNANCY#but then it’s triangle bill sperm plus gorgon/revitalized corpse bill egg which is just euclydian medusa bill baby#and call me a romantic but i do want the child to have ford DNA#maybe the fetal environment deposits pines dna into the deranged baby?#yk how like smoking and drinking can fuck up a fetus on a physiological level?#i think the same thing applies but instead of drinking it’s Being Stanford Pines#so baby basically gets fetal sixer syndrome? instead of fetal alcohol syndrome?#all things explained in the doctors visit ofc#but then the conception chapter would have two whole scenes of ford getting fucked nasty oh noooo a tragedyyyyyy#if my bio professor ever saw me write this shit i think she’d crane kick me into a box of preserved sheep uteri#what have i become#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#mpreg poll
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i genuinely do not understand why people are so afraid of writing for hayden now that he's older. you are so right, they are afraid and allergic and i don't get it !!!! there's absolutely nothing wrong with preferring him when he was younger but... he looks the same, but... older. it's like this one post i saw, someone said that old rick astley looks like young rick astley but old and it's the same thing for hayden 😭 i'm begging people to come to terms with the fact that people age and that is okay.
PEOPLE AGE AND THATS OKAY!! Thank you bun cuz I feel like this with soooo many celebs.
Beyond everything else, people fear of aging is sad and dystopian. Not everyone has the privilege to make it to 40 50 60 whatever!! You should be happy your fav celeb is living long enough to be old and grey, it’s how it’s supposed to be!
Also Hayden is objectively so much hotter now that he’s older, y’all can keep baby faced Hayden cuz I want peepaw AND his wrinkles. Thank yew
#anisangeldust#hayden christensen#moots!!#angel x bnuuy#there’s sooo much I could say abt this#but it boils down to ppl being parasocial and strange#he’s 44! he smokes and has a kid! ofc he’s not gonna be young forever? tf#˚₊‧꒰ა Angels answers! ໒꒱ ‧₊˚
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YWAHHHHHH OMG I’M SO LATE ITS SPEED OF SOUND SONIC
SPEED OF THE SOUNDS THANK YOY LORD




I’m so excited to add these to my pinterest collection it’s embarrassing

I LOVE THIS PANEL BUT THE FUCK ASS SNEAKERS ARE CRACKING ME UP I love it but it looks so out of place




I love him
#speed o sound sonic#speed of sound sonic#opm sonic#opm#one punch man#Redraw#I loved flashy in this chapter ofc and he looked scrumptious but sorry i’m very based#MY LOVEEEEEE#MY EVERYTHING#MY OXYGEN#Please please god give me the time to write abt him I beg you#i should not be wasting my time sobbing about life I SHOULD BE WRITING ABOUT HIM💔💔💔#ADMIRING HIM💔💔💔#ABSORBING HIMMMMM#ok this is so dramatic#I’ll go bake cookies and muffins now yay#Gyatttt#smokes shisha
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alright keepblr how do we feel about stray cat tam
#platonic cuddler tam oughhhh#tries to verbally comfort and ends up with ‘your face sucks’ ‘oh that’s too bad’#BUT#then he just drapes himself on u and takes a nap#he’s just this quiet presence idk i can see him helping sophie when she gets anxious or overstimulated#just like hugging her and staying nearby#he’s grounding#also just nice to chill with because of his lowkey vibes#and ofc marella’s sleepover and smoking buddy meowww they are besties#kotlc#tam song#tam kotlc#and then in order of drawing:#biana vacker#keefe sencen#sophie foster#marella redek#these are all meant to be platonic but take it how u want
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In case anyone wanted to know what shampoo/conditioner/deodorant/etc. Dennis uses, I'm fairly sure I've identified most of what's in here.
Shampoo: Alberto VO5 (Unknown scent. Possibly Tea Therapy - Vanilla Mint Tea or Ocean Refresh)
Note: Pretty sure there's an Ass Kickers United sticker on the top of the cap. My money's on tea therapy, vanilla mint goes better with the conditioner.


Conditioner: Herbal Essences - White Strawberry & Sweet Mint

Deodorant: Speed Stick GEAR (Unknown scent. Only back label is visible. Possible scents: Fresh Force, Cool Motion, Clean Peak)
Toothpaste: Crest Classic
Shaving Cream: Nivea
Seems to have a sponge and a rolled up towel in the center compartment. Two toothbrushes and a small makeup palette with brushes in the outside pockets. Not sure about the sunscreen/lotion. Could be an old bottle of Coppertone or Goldbond (it's extremely difficult to find older designs from around when the episode was shot to cross reference).
#iasip#it's always sunny in philadelphia#dennis reynolds#this is purely for fanfic purposes lmfao#can i brag and say i called the fruity mint shampoo#strawberry mint is SO dennis it's insane#guy who smokes menthol cigarettes and drinks creme de menthe. ofc he also has mint shampoo.#also i can definitely see him enjoying the tingliness on his scalp#charlie's got a sandalwood scented body wash + shampoo combo btw. and keeps it on the kitchen table. i am nnnnnnot making a full post tho#ada speaks#this took me four hours.
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tearing up i love ballsnif... do you think they had a fight club of two? side note: how come every time i post about them when im outside, nature gets in a goofy silly mood with me? bird shit on me, dead fish floated over, and now a spider is doing its absolute best to weave a web in my crotch.
#spider mention#bill wins way more than snafu#gene ofc gets to join in because its about survival but#mostly he leans against a rock and smokes#thought: bill being asked where tf he learned to smoke a pipe#cant get that kamin007 art of snafu cheerfully smoking genes pipe out of my head
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Im sorry but spence is such a smoker. It also furthers my autistic!spencer agenda. Something to do with your hands, a reason to leave an overwhelming situation, and a way to self-soothe that is totally socially acceptable, makes him feel less like a kid, and isn't illegal. It's perfect. It suits him.
#criminal minds#spencer reid#also it's a little bit sexy#sorry guys i grew up with a dad who smoked like hell and drank constantly#and he wasnt even related to me#ofc i sexualize these things to no end
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CW: suggestive (but silly. and stupid.)
What is with people suggesting Toilet as a dominant love maker in whatever ship he's in? (Mostly Toipad but I've actually seen it with others too.) I've seen like three artists imply this now. I'm not complaining, it's actually incredibly hilarious to me that everyone decided the toilet fucks. Who let him fuck? Is it because he yells all the time? Good for him. That is so stupidly funny.
#cw suggestive#insert that image of toilet smoking a cigarette in bed. is he allowed to do that? swag on em?#this post is insane. but i swear there are several drawings out there#where the joke is just “toilet just made someone's night”#and ofc they're always drawn as objects too which sells the comedy of it even more for me#tw suggestive#livemedown talks#ii
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thinking a lot about my diner boy!remus and prep boy!sirius, where the latter has a huge crush on remus and goes every other day at precise 5pm in the diner remus works in to 'disturb' him.
remus is so f irritated by his presence ahha
and the diner is called Happy Frappy, owned by Aberforth who calls remus 'John' because it's easier to remember so on the name tag it's written 'john' and sirius doesn't actually know the real name is 'remus' AHAHH and the entire aesthetic is eating happily so the motto is "Eat with a Smile!" and the waiter staff must always serve with a smile; and the menu is called "Smile 1" , "Smile 2" and so on, so Sirius runs inside and says "Which smile do I get today, John?" winking and smirking and irritating Remus even more who can't stand he must smile for the entire interaction.
#i thought of drawing a few comics of small scenes#im not sure anyone would be interested in it AHAHH#i dont see it as a fanfic but maybe one day ahah#remus smokes ofc and sirius is annoyed when james and peter discover where he goes bc they understand immediately the reason#sirius black#remus lupin#marauders#wolfstar#fanfiction writer#spillthefic
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it's so funny to me that himuro did a lot of questionable things in america and straight up went to a catholic school the moment he moved to japan
#brother literally looks like someone who strays further from god's light every day#he's probably that person blasting ave maria techno remix while smoking blunt#he's the most unhinged yosen member but ofc his pretty face covers it all
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