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this is your periodic reminder to think about elfilis' coffin cut. have you thought about elfilis' coffin cut today? because you should. it is objectively the funniest thing about their design
#kirby#it is SO fucking funny to me. it just laser-targeted the precise midpoint between realistic human hands with goofy proportions#and pure absurdism#absolutely ASTONISHING choice. WHAT does this imply about elfilis
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best transformers movie. maybe not in the movie cathegory but in the TRANSFORMERS MOVIE cathegory ok
#u cant convince me othervise idc#its an insane experience that leaves you altered what else are tf movies for#pure art#rewatched it recently for an nth time love it still its absurd#tf#tf memes#transformers memes#maccadam#transformers#transformers g1#g1#tf g1
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I need a collection of Shaxx JUST laughing. For enrichment.
#The kind of boisterous-choppy-wheezing laughing that fades into intakes of breath because you're on-#-the verge of tears from how absurd something was#pure joy#his laugh reminds me of my own so whenever I hear him laugh it makes me happy#destiny 2#Shaxx#talk talk talk
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due to unanimous demand (which never happened before like holy hell thank you guys :D), here it is!!!


#artists on tumblr#my art#my artstyle#art#fanart#digital art#sketch#doodle#pv crk#pv cookie#pure vanilla#awakened pure vanilla#awakened pv crk#oc#oc art#oc x canon#sona#sona art#self insert#selfship#orvanilla#crk fanart#awakened pure vanilla cookie#pure vanilla fanart#pure vanilla cookie#self ship#angel tears and blood are made of gold so often considered precious beautiful-#-and absurd tons of luck riches and glory etc.
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Update
Hello everyone, if you've seen the last update you'll know I'm doing a little better. I'm not sure if the problem is going to disappear completely, but it's at least bearable.
Anyway, although it took several days, I was able to sketch a thing. So that's something. Probably going to post it later today.
Texting is mostly fine now. Drawing is a bit more difficult because the movements are way more complex... it's a bit of a mess, but hopefully it'll get better.
#also the texting thing backfired#since I can't draw much I took to writing dialogue#and somehow it got to 30 pages of pure dialogue - it's 11k and that's absurd how did I get to that number#to my calculations that would amount to smth like 120pp worth of comic#which is insane for someone who can barely draw now#so if I'm lucky I will be able to finish the thing in maybe a decade#btw it's nrmt + a LOT of trucy + a sprinkle of polly....................i really really want to make it..............#but also I still need to finish the other one - the one i started before this whole mess happened
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“how long have you been in fandom, meemaw?”
“ahhh child, such days have i seen. calamity and joy. ships run aground, cannons turned on canon. i even heard tell of an omegaverse series once. ha ha ha.”
“but…isn’t the sequel to that airing soon?”
“……wat”

#that’s my trailer#i don’t even go here#but i’m glad it exists#for the pure absurdity alone#also i’m an avid supporter of supanut staying steadily employed to show up his politician father who thought he couldn’t do it#you go babygirl#now go film your harem series#pit babe the series#pit babe 2#thai bl#thai ql#nut supanut
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My friends have been getting me into crk (cookie run kingdom) again, and I wanted agar agar cookie
I was one off from getting her

So I decided to use 3,000 gems to see if I could get that last one
WHEN I TELL YOU I CRIED
THIS IS THE FULL ORDER OF EVERYTHING I GOT





THREE OF THEM, NOT SOUL JAMS OR WHATEVER, THREE FULL AGAR AGAR COOKIES PLUS A PURE VANILLA COOKIE
I ACTUALLY CRIED BECAUSE HOW
I actually screenshoted the last piece multiple times because I couldn't believe my eyes




#my gacha game luck is insane#agar agar cookie#pure vanilla cookie#crk#cookie run kingdom#how do i even tag this#this is absurd
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Shadow Milk Cookie <3
#recentlu got into crk and mannnnn i love it#i have spend an absurd amount of my adult money on the game already... oops...#but i love shadowmilk and pure vanilla so muchhhhh#crk#cookie run kingdom#cookie run fanart#crk fanart#crk fandom#art#digital art#fanart#shadow milk#shadow milk cookie#shadow milk crk#shadow milk fanart
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me: idk what to draw also me: (have ~78 listed ideas in my idea pool channel
#i was looking through the idea channel and updating the idea-pool channel#and when im done editing i just sit back and stared at it#i mean#its just#like#an absurd amount of post ideas#that i don't know whether to laugh or be somewhat worried#laugh for absurdity of course#but worry for. like. im never gonna actually draw most of them#i simply don't have time to draw all of them in the quality that i think i can accept#(well they're mostly just shitpost comics you see me draw every day but i mean i can't just make literal shit and post on the internet?????#and it makes me kinda sad#(also i can't just straight up post them because even i myself don't find them interesting in pure text form)#i guess most of them will go to the old-idea-pool channel which i just don't look at anymore#sigh#i want a year long holiday#not even a gap year im not gonna doing anything close to productive. just a holiday that lasted a year long#i should sleep now#ramble
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i'm proud to say that the scoundrel has officially reached her final form.
tremble at her power.
#it's so funny to me that the description doesnt change despite reaching a comically absurd level of advanced skill at this point#like. yeah i guess you can say a theory. i can 100% every glasswork check that's ever lived#but yeah. a theory.#yin-thoughts#fallen london#i believe this is the maximum i'll be able to reach atm? i dont have the estival shoes or the mr sacks transport (for now)#and while i am Very Tempted. i don't think im gonna change their destiny just for the extra +1. that's gonna remain a pure rp thing#anyway. glassworkpilled silverermaxxer 🦇#yin art
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dallas stars as (mostly) tweets (4/?)
#i have so many for delly and for 1053#like do i have to cave and make a purely them post bc its. absurd#flop fail legends. all of them#wyatt is the mouse btw#and that tweet goes for both tys#wyatt johnston#ty dellandrea#tyler seguin#jason robertson#miro heiskanen#jake oettinger#mason marchment#roope hintz#2129#dallas stars#cels hockey tweets
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the amount of ads on picrew are actually insane
#woof#(dont tell me to download ad block i know ad block exists)#(i just tried using picrew on a computer without ad block and it was absurd)#it's just. you have to have to watch a commercial before you can do anything#and THEN the entire time you're using it there are 4 ads surrounding the picrew#at least two of which are videos and incredibly distracting#i tried using it today and i could not finish it was pure sensory overload#who thought this was a good idea#it's genuinely unusable
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There is a saying where I am from: "The idiot's dream has been fulfilled". Which is very convenient because this is exactly what just happened:
#been looking for an excuse to get that stupid brick of resin for almost four years now#finally got one recently#(personal stuff nothing to do with the game)#(it's currently 700pts of pure absurdity in 40k)#adeptus custodes#warhammer 40000
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tumblr's perennial ML anime icon takes-generators are still managing to find ways to blame elected dems. this is a kind of persistence i mainly associate with tardigrades
#calling it 'the Democrat party' correlates so heavily with a type of bad take#it's just not what it's called. leaves me wondering where people are picking that up#have seen bad faith posts deploying the fact that the rubio confirmation vote being 99-0 to say the Ds are pro-disappearing dissenters.#people hardly carried that much water from wells in 1700. it is pure crackheadery#as always i don't claim to know what such people are trying to accomplish aside from blaming democrats#but these users are not reputable sources#jeffries and schumer are there to whip da party's votes if you want leadership go talk to chris murphy#because ny congresscritters bring the nys democratic party with them to washington. and it is an absurd party only representative of itself
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page from my upcoming comic “HEAD>HEELZ”
#mellsart#oc story: head>heelz#girl love#queer comics#its about a girl who really likes mommies and another girl who likes decapitation#pure silliness between two lesbians….#its incredibly absurd and i can’t wait to be done with it ROFL
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Army of Darkness (1992)
"Are all men from the future loudmouthed braggarts?"
"Nope. Just me, baby. Just me."
#army of darkness#evil deadology#horror imagery#horror film#1992#american cinema#sam raimi#ivan raimi#bruce campbell#embeth davidtz#marcus gilbert#ian abercrombie#richard grove#timothy patrick quill#bridget fonda#patricia tallman#michael earl reid#ted raimi#bill moseley#joseph loduca#danny elfman#i get why this is as beloved as it is but regretfully i think it's my least favourite of the og trilogy; i still had a whale of a time but#where fhe first film was a stripped down pared back bone chiller of an exercise in pure horror and the second built on that to stir in some#deeply funny absurdist black comedy‚ this one kind of foregoes the horror all together to concentrate on being a zany comedy film about a#fish out of water. ok so it's still quite gloopy in places‚ but the sense of dread‚ the palpable horror is gone. Campbell is still superb#of course and Ash is still very baby girl. but he and Raimi are mostly going for straight laughs instead of uncomfortable giggles#the laughing scene in ED2 is the perfect Moment of these films: an absolute nailing of the blend of disturbing uncanny with absurd ott goof#i missed that blend a little. still a great time like i say and still a worthy third film in an unlikely triumph of an indie trilogy
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