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finniestoncrane · 5 hours ago

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o em gee if ur up for it can you guy Gardner x fem reader where he indulges in a role play fantasy!!!

Guy Gardner x Fem!Reader, word count: 2k anon of course i was up for this omg are you kidding me??? guy getting to try on his acting chops (although not really, he's just playing himself lmao) with an ending that has him flustered but still thinking he's in control???? YEAH 💚 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: roleplay, villain x hero dynamics, dialogue heavy, forceful (consensual), blowjobs, cum swallowing, ball sucking because i'm a fiend for it

Cornered. Nowhere to go. Face to face with the face of the Justice Gang. There was no other option but to fight. So you raised your arm quickly and threw out your best punch.

"You know… It's pretty shocking that you'd be - Hey! Ow! What the fuck?"

Well, not quite best. You were holding back considerably. You didn't actually want to hurt him. But it was clear from the interruption to his rant that you hadn't anticipated your own strength.

"What? Did that actually hurt?"

Guy held his palm over his bicep where you'd landed your punch, a playful one, not even your full strength. You wondered if it hurt more emotionally than physically, but the way he whined and pouted suggested it might be both.

"A little, yeah!"

"Wow. And you're what stands between us and the bad guys?"

"Are we still… Is this still a part of the roleplay?"

You realised you were being fairly rude, and decided to take the out.

"Uh, yeah. Yeah. The bad guys, as in me."

With a sigh, Guy tossed back his head, his perfectly trimmed bangs falling briefly out of place before flopping back into his signature style when he looked back at you.

"I don't think this is going to work if you're not going to be more… I dunno, submissive? I mean I get that we're doing the whole good guy and bad guy thing, but you need to be… shittier? At being a villain?"

"Skipping past the fact you think I'm good at being a villain, what do you want me to do? You agreed to this!"

He raised his hands, a defensive maneuvre, worried that if he annoyed you enough then the roleplay might end, which would also dash any hopes he had of wetting his dick that evening. Especially if he was the one to put you in a mood. So he quickly tried to explain himself. He was old enough to know that he had to use his words sometimes, that not everything could be solved with some form of physicality.

"Humour me, ok? I don't actually think you'd be dumb enough to get caught if you were a criminal mastermind. Which you obviously could be, since you're so smart and capable. But maybe..."

You smiled at the compliment he managed to squeeze in, his attempt at digging himself out of the hole he was circling. He was trying, so you threw him a line, an inkling of what he wanted from you settling in your mind.

"Maybe I let myself get caught?"

Guy felt his chest tighten, excitement threatening to burst through and ruin the cool exterior he was desperately trying to maintain at all times. You got it. This was why he was with you. You just got him.

"Yeah! Yeah... Maybe you wanted to get caught."

"So I could secure a one on one audience with none other than Guy Gardner. The sexiest hero the Green Lantern Corps has to offer."

Guy brought his hands together in front of him, flexing them together, his ring glowing ever so slightly as he wondered what kind of construct could keep you in place while he ravaged you. Once he had you subdued, as per the roleplay of course. As you continued talking to him, your words almost sickly sweet, heavy on your lips with the seductive tone you adopted, he focused on his breaths, deep but wuiet.

"Because y'know I've been aching to be alone with him. With you. So much so that it might even have driven me to this life of crime. Look at me, monologuing like a typical villain. I just can't help it though. I want to spill everything out, confess it all to you."

He took a few steps closer to you, and you copied them, stepping backwards until you were up against the wall, Guy's formidable stature encroaching on you. He didn't even need to try, he was genuinely imposing, and you could understand why he would make as good a hero as he truthfully was. If you had been a villain, you imagined you would fold under the pressure of his deep, intense gaze. As it was, though, you weren't about to be taken in for questioning or shipped off to Belle Reve. You were going to experience the other things that made Guy Gardner so amazing. And with that anticipation settling in your chest, you shivered when he spoked.

"Go on, then. Spill it."

With a faux frantic gasp, hands clasped in front of your chest as though you were pleading for some kind of sympathy, you kept up the charade.

"I just wanted you to notice me! To speak to me. To see me. And now, here we are. Face to face, at last. I suppose… I wonder if you have any questions for me, Green Lantern? Or are you planning on taking me in for a more formal interview?"

"Oh, we can go off record for sure, baby. But it's all going to end up the same way."

You pouted as he leaned in, a soft whine in your throat as you reached your hands out to cup his cheeks. Guy was fast, though, and he had your wrists pinned together and above your head against the wall in just one of his large, wide hands, thick fingers strong enough to hold you there. Though you wouldn't have put up much fight to get out of that particular position. You could tell he was enjoying himself now. You were playing into his ego, the only thing he enjoyed being stroked more than his cock and balls, and you kept it up.

"What's the point of leaving it up to the justice system to punish me. You are the justice system, as far as I'm concerned. Maybe you should take it upon yourself to puinsh me right now. I don't think anything could be more conducive to reformation that a lesson from Guy Gardner himself. Maybe you could show me the way?"

Guy let go of your wrists only long enough to place his palms on your shoulders. He thumped your body into the wall, holding you there with his strength, not entirely forcefully, not enough to hurt you, but with a lot more might than he had used moments ago. It seemed he was really getting into this now.

"You're trying to tempt me into breaking my vows, huh?"

Looking up at his through your half-lidded eyes and with a sultry pout you nodded. In response, he scoffed, laughing at you before focusing his narrowed, deep green eyes in your direction.

"I can't believe you thought that would work on me! The oldest trick in the book. I could go out and find someone to… Doesn't matter. The point is, I eat villains like you for breakfast."

You stifled a laugh at his cheesy line, hoping that he didn't speak to actual criminals like this. It was eye-opening to roleplay as an enemy with him, and it was difficult not to giggle at the way he seemed to operate. And you sensed he might have realised that you weren't as threatened by him as he hoped, because his cheeks flushed a light pink and his eyes darted from you to the floor. Only momentarily, but enough that you noticed. So you felt like you had to make it up to him.

Even though your eyes had been trained on his the entire time, you would have had to be blind not to notice the tent forming at the front of his white pants. The obvious bulge motivted you, suggesting you were doing a good job playing your part. You reached for it, palming at it over the material, feeling it throb lightly.

"I think this is working on you though, Guy. Why not give into your obvious desires. I could show you things that good girls never could."

He smiled, leaning into you, his cheek grazing past yours as he pressed his lips to your ear and whispered.

"You know what?"

"What?"

"I think I'm done with this interview. The right to remain silent is more of a demand, now. And I think you need to do something else with that mouth of yours."

His palms slipped to the top of your shoulders, pushing you down to your knees, tentatively at first to sense for any resistance, but when he realised you were going willingly, he put all of his muscle into it. Once you were comfortable enough, your head at the right height, you tugged at his belt, removing it unceremoniously. Forgetting the point of it all, losing the overly seductive personality you'd been adopting, you were motivated now only by your own salivation, the prospect of tasting him driving you.

With your fingers hooked into the top of his pants, you pulled them down quickly, brushing over his cock and groaning when it bounced free. Stiff, firm, not as impressive in length as it was in girth, and completely perfect. You placed your hand at the base, brushing against his manicured pubic hair, much redder than you ever remembered, particularly in contrast to the his blonder bowl cut. Then, as a satisfied smile crept onto your cheeks, you parted your lips and lowered your head down onto him.

The taste of his skin was so familiar to you now, but you still appreciated every tingle of it over your tastebuds. The way he smelled as your nose pressed down to his abdomen, taking every inch of him to your throat. The way he felt against your cheeks as you hollowed them to suck harder, the veins adorning his length throbbing on your tongue, the tip hitting your throat as his cock twitched in pleasure.

Saliva dripped from your lips as you pulled yourself off of his head with a sigh and a mischievous smile. Guy's legs were trembling, all of his focus spent on keeping himself upright and not embarrassing himself in front of you. But he was close, dangerously so. And as benevolent as you usually were, you remembered the role you had taken on. So rather than being kind, you opted to be cruel.

"Hey, hey, don't stop. I'm in charge, I'll tell you when to- oh fuck!"

You lay your tongue out flat, hanging over your lower lip and onto your chin. With his cock held up right, you stroked it firmly, his balls bouncing with the movement and smacking against your outstretched tongue. Your sticky saliva coated them, the vibrations of your moans and giggles sending shockwaves over the sensitive skin. Sneaking a kiss to them as they came into contact with you, you could feel his balls tightening, rising up of their own accord as he came closer to losing himself.

"Oh, oh, oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Get out of the way."

He batted your hand away from him, taking control of his cock, masturbating violently, his grip and pace far more frantic than yours was.

"Stick out that tongue for me."

Dutifully, you did as you were told. No point in pretending that you didn't want this as bad as he did. The roleplay was over for you. This was just you and Guy and your insatiable desire to please him.

"That's it, that's it… Good girl… You ready? You better be ready… Here it comes… Here it…. comes… Fuck!"

One long, forceful shot and Guy's cum landed on your tongue, your cheeks watering as you tasted it. Three more spurts spread his seed over your lips and your chin, the thick, white liquid dripping over your tongue and threatening to spill out. But Guy moved his finger and thumb to your chin, pushing it up and closing your mouth.

"Uh-uh. You're gonna swallow that. Gotta make sure you come away from this with a little bit of good inside you. Otherwise my job wouldn't be done, would it?"

You smiled, gratefully letting him caot your tongue and then disappear down your throat.

#finnie writes #x reader #guy gardner #guy gardner x reader #guy gardner fic #green lantern

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whereispearlescentmoon · 1 day ago

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Cleo Episode 4 Live Reaction

Disclaimer: I already watched Pearl’s episode so I’m not gonna be shocked by major events. Also my phone just tried to correct major to Smajor. Kill me.

Cleo got drunk and moved their house into a ravine.

I would love to see the process of how they decide what bit of terrain to plop everyone’s houses onto.

The Rejects house is so bad from every angle.

“We’re good guys, but we’re dc and you’re marvel,” A METAPHOR I GET

The symbol at spawn is changing?!? Hey what does that mean?!?

Cleo saying the weird symbol stuff is Martyn’s thing… categorical refusal to engage in lore and I love it.

I watch full ads for Cleo.

Why is it turning bedrock…. What’s that mean. *insert Jennifer Lawrence meme*

Martyn just wanted them to laugh at his greeting lol “Gluten tag!”

Where are Martyn’s shoes…

Oh so Cleo is not the boogey. Again. As always.

So everyone just knew Tango was the boogeyman

So the Lost Gen are technically allied with the Rejects but Cleo feels they aren’t being treated like allies. They’re also allied with the Gluten Guys. But the Gluten Guys hate the Cabin Crew.

The hot tub is like 90% Tango piss at this point apparently.

“Do you want to ride a pig?” Okay Secret Life

“Are you good?” “I’m just typing to the mods right now,” “You’re just, acting like the boogey right now,”

Okay so Bdubs is assuming Cleo is boogey because they’re being sus as hell.

So Cleo took that as Bdubs telling them that he’s the boogey. I don’t think that’s what I got from that I’ll be honest.

Of all the days Cleo could fight Joel this would be a great day.

Oh this is where the fight ring idea came from.

Joel is good at PvP but he dies fast from stupid things lol

Mumbo thinks Joel is sweet lol

“Who did you snuff Bdubs?”

Cleo, BigB and Joel could not be more incorrect. You’re so smart Bdubs.

Finding Etho is what Joel does. He’s obsessed.

Cleo is just happy to be able to make potions in the Life Series again.

Cleo seeing them all in the hot tub and just walking away is so funny.

So Scar thinks Cleo is the boogey too lol

Is it actually Joel??

Okay so Mumbo thinks Cleo is the boogey too this is so funny

Of all times for Cleo to actually get to hit Joel with a sword, this is the best time.

Cleo using their fake boogey status to get TnT from Scar is so funny

Gem also thinks Cleo is the boogeyman I guess

“I’m old at this point, I don’t have any reflexes it’s cool,” “Oh my poor lost generation,” “I know, we are- we are- I’m just out here gathering resources and scamming things off Scar!” “I also just scammed things off Scar!” “It’s a new skill I’ve got apparently” “He came to steal from me I think, but he dropped his sword as he entered and I-“ “Picked it up?” “He hasn’t noticed yet, but I have it.” “You know what, I’ve got no beef with your team. I think what you’re doing is funny.”

That’s actually super interesting given how much the rejects are trying to push for the server to be two sides, that Cleo doesn’t really have any beef with the Villains.

“I have no beef with your team. Did we kill you?” “Yes you did,” “Right,” “Not in the hole, but in the tower,” “King of the ladder,” “Yeah yeah,” “But that’s not really me now was it, I mean different circumstances,” “It’s okay, no no no, honestly I’d already clocked it as a trap but I thought, ‘Eh, what the heck,’ so,” “Yeah, exactly,” “I’m not mad about it. I’m not even mad, it’s fine.“ “And you’re smart enough not to go in the hole and you like know that we’re villains. So really, we can have a relationship here” “Yeah we can have like a one on one just like chill relationship. No enmity here. As long as you don’t kill Martyn or me, we’re good” “I have no desire to kill Martyn and I have no desire to kill you. You’re both very chill. I think we can be alliance.” “I think loose alliance. I think with the Lost Generation we don’t connect completely with everyone, with anyone. That’s just kind of our schtick.” “I’ll take it”

Gem warning Cleo about the baby square hole.

Scar just realized he lost his sword… and Cleo won’t say who because they’re allied lol. Scar knows it’s Gem anyways.

Ooo invis potion. We can have our invisibility joke again!

Tango you gave her this loaf.

Cleo’s inventory has been full all episode lol

Tango boogey fail lol

Scar is more concerned about the duping than that Tango tried to kill Cleo

The tnt didn’t even do enough damage for Cleo to take some cake

Just complement dog pile on Jimmy’s skin

Ally!

So Cleo is telling Ren and Martyn that Tango is boogey

Tango is kicked out of improv!

Everyone pities Jimmy and his bridge

“He went after me and I hold a grudge, Ren,”

Acknowledging that the Widow’s Alliance carries over forever is very fun for me, a widow’s alliance fan.

Everyone is just stealing from each other so they end up with their own stuff back lol

Why does everyone else’s dogs seem to be fine but Pearl’s keep disappearing into the abyss.

Cleo is going full gaslight.

BigB also saw a failed Tango kill. I now know of three different failed Tango kills.

Ah yes, the pay off for the rivalry. Which Joel is here for.

Now Pearl, Gem, and Grian all think Cleo is the boogey and want to help them get a kill.

“The key in unbridled excess” “Youre gonna do great!” The Villains are on board.

“Come here!” No no, absolutely fu- absolutely not,” A near fuck from Cleo there, I caught that.

Tango wants in on Cleo’s death arena. Cleo doesn’t mind. This is so fun. Cleo truly doesn’t care who’s allied with who they just want chaos.

“Tango! You 👏and 👏me 👏are not okay right now!” “It’s fine! My incompetence was on display! You’re safe!”

Wait I didn’t even notice Cleo built the arena over the watcher symbol… not only do they not care about the lore, she’s covering the lore with her own fighting pit. That’s so funny.

Cleo warning Martyn that it’s rigged. And Martyn warning Cleo that the pokeball is rigged. So Martyn got the pokeball kill…

Not Cleo playing dumb lol

“Why would Martyn blow up our base! It’s our base! He’s not told me he’s boogey, and I’m assuming that Martyn would tell me if he was boogey”

I’m actually still not sure if the pokeball kill was Martyn or Scar. Like I’m unclear. I need to watch one of their POVs I guess.

Aw Lost Gen and Villains were going to share until Gem told Pearl she wasn’t allowed to stand near it

Gem and Pearl are lowkey giving mother pulling toddler away from the tiger enclosure at the zoo. Get back here!

It was Etho who was the boogey! So Etho got six kills??? Noice.

“There’s no ball left,” Out of context clip that

Did Pearl not realize how many yellows there are now? Honestly episode 4 with 4 yellows… I don’t think is the worst a series has gone. Double Life was only six episodes.

Scott just died to an actual creeper lol

The way no one is sitting in their chairs and everyone has pilared up is so funny. Everyone can tell this is probably rigged to blow.

“This is a Tango trap right? Because that’s didn’t work,” HARSH PEARL

All of them just pitying Tango sulking

Tango’s failed kills are: Cleo, Grian, and Scott.

All I’m saying is the only thing people are complementing is the pattern that Pearl made.

The tower… doesn’t not look like Grian lol.

TANGO’S GONNA BE RED NEXT SESSION?!? RIGHT CAUSE HE FAILED THE BOOGEY KILLS

Honestly impressive how little of their main house got caught in the tnt

#zombiecleo #past life smp #life series spoilers

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rbbtruther · 6 months ago

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If you are a progressive, then the next thing you have to do is to *hold your nose and talk to your conservative espousing neighbors*.

I should be very clear that this is not at the risk of putting your own safety on the line. I love a good case of FAFO as much as anyone and it IS true that they fucked around and now they’re finding out.

But remember— indoctrination is powerful. And it can make otherwise good people lose their minds. So many of us have lost family members to this goddamn cult. And one of the biggest fuck-ups of the Democratic Party was the prioritization of moral correctness over empathy. Because even the people who voted for that administration are going to suffer. And in all our moral righteousness, we have to remember that a lot of these people were primed and propagandized into doing exactly what they did.

So now you hold your nose and you (FOR THE TIME BEING) overlook the culture wars that they’ve been brainwashed with, and instead you appeal to the one thing we all have in common: Class Consciousness. Because NONE of us are a part of the Ruling Class. Not a single one. And every. Single. One of us. Is gonna get hit hard and the Ruling Class that they voted for DOES NOT CARE and that will start to become more and more apparent as time goes on.

Shit, the orange is already at 45% approval rating which is laughable. It’s going to go even lower as they continue to push the “Shock and Awe” agenda. So now is the time to take advantage of that. Point out them cutting funding for veterans and VA benefits, targeting Medicaid and Medicare (if your token Republican is an Old like mine is), targeting Headstart. Whatever social program they rely on (BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE AT LEAST ONE), bring up how they’ve undermined it, defunded it, targeted it for removal. That’s our leverage to snap people out of the absolute coma they’ve been put in for at least a decade now blinded by their fear.

It’s not gonna be fun. In fact, I often want to scream endlessly into a void because of the things I have to hear in the pursuit of awakening class consciousness. But it’s worth it. My god is it worth it.

#us politics #us political rant #ash talks politics #class consciousness is the one thing they don’t want #but as per usual with all raging narcissists and sociopaths #they go too far #and so the smart thing to do is to use it as best we can #that’s how we win

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mymarifae · 22 days ago

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please look at my cute bird. he is so cute and i am so happy. i missed him SO MUCH. this event was so fun

#notice how the second we go back to penacony and aventurine's back on screen the character writing and exposition is better #i may be biased but. it was so nice to get off amphoreus for a bit. i've been enjoying the story there too don't get me wrong #it's just like... it tries too hard. that's the best i can word it atm. it just tries too hard #it wants you to feel a very specific way so the narrative is like... very pushy. very heavy on the imagination #it spells things out in excruciating detail to try to lead you to all these predetermined conclusions and opinions #instead of just telling the story and letting you do the rest. storytelling is a team effort between author and audience #amphoreus has forgotten that #BUT ANYWAY! BACK TO AVENTURINE #I LOVE HIM SO UFKCING MUCH I MISSED HIM AND IT WAS SO WONDERFUL SEEING HIM AGAIN #HE WAS SO DELIGHTFUL DURING THE WHOLE STORYYYYYYY #auuugh the way he was made uncomfortable by the command seals... asking archer to stop calling him master.#and also just refusing to use any command spells on the guy at all even when he threatened to turn against him #'i don't like brands that bend people to another's will' idr the exact wording but that was the gist. AUHG #ALSO HE WAS SO CLEVERRRRRR #pretending to betray everyone and ally himself with grady... just to give himself the ability to see past the illusion #to pinpoint the 'director's location off-set. to strike him down and free everyone from the trap #MY LOVELY CUTE BIRD IS SO SMART <3 #god i had fun. good event. still don't know a damn thing about fate but saber was sweet actually i liked her

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mokeonn · 1 year ago

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Before I go to sleep I leave you all with this piece of advice: sometimes you don't actually have to answer big political questions, sometimes you can just say "I am not smart enough to know that, I just know the small things I do to help." Like you can often times completely avoid making a fool of yourself if you just say you don't know.

#simon says #to explain here and not in a reblog:#sometimes when you try to explain big picture solutions you're gonna sound dumb #you might not have done enough research #you might not have a rebuttal to a counter argument #you might not be articulate enough to explain why you think this #sometimes you gotta take a step back and give the simple solution. the one man solution #you do what you can to fight against the problem #you talk to people to help spread awareness and how to fight the bad problem #and you vote and invite others to vote for bigger steps towards solving the problem #like you can talk about theory and how you believe we need to do a huge drastic thing to solve and issue #but people will disagree and argue til you're blue in the face #they'll poke and prod until you mess up or lose your temper and use it against you #and you'll feel dumb and they'll learn nothing #sometimes the best thing to do is step away from the big picture and just say 'idk what the solution is I just know the things I can do“#sometimes you gotta admit you're not a scientist/expert and you can't answer that #i used this while talking with my Dad tonight #he brought up our climate crisis and space travel as a possible solution #and I said I think that's just addressing the symptom and not the cause and we need to care for our Earth now #and he asked me what solutions I think would fix it #and knowing my incredibly smart Dad who is articulate and ready to throw rebuttles at a moments notice to play devils advocate #and my past experience in struggling in this topic with him before #i just told him I didn't know. all i knew is the little things I can and do do to help #and that hopefully by spreading the word and habits and encouraging others to vote for those bigger solutions I could help make a change #but all I really could do is the little things I have control over #and the topic became much less stressful about the little things we have control over #like planting native plants and recycling and adopting habits that are healthier to our planet #which was 100% more preferable to if I tried to give a big solution. because I would reveal i didn't have all the knowledge needed to argue #and my articulation would make me sound like a stupid kid who only thinks they know what's best #so yeah I basically suggest that if you dont wanna feel like shit after debating someone just step away from the big picture for a moment

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adore-gregor · 1 month ago

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the way i think about learning and education changed sm compared to when I was younger

#like i cared so little about school when i was younger (altough maybe now i might do a little too much)#but not just that... i thought i'm just not that person who can do well at school #i can't memorise stuff well enough and i'm probably stupid anyway but who cares about that stuff and school #and i won't need it for life anyway other skills are important in the real world anyway that's all useless #i guess i also had that idea that one day i will just come up with some grand idea or business type thing to make money #i mean that's also that kind of stuff u see all over the internet and i def saw too much of that #and sure that's possible but how often and even then is it even so great having that type of job where ur never off #and like other jobs which are achieved though education have a lot of beauty too and there are many great routes which require education #at first i didn't even want to go to uni because i was so sick of school and i believed i wouldn't belong there anyway bc of those reasons #and because i thought i was too stupid in that way to make it #i also had this weird view of looking at some smart people as know it alls or being pretentious and i didn't wanna be all that??#still don't know why i thought that?? it honestly sounds sooo stupid and i also thought i wouldn't fit in with uni students anyway...#like i'm so different... couldn't have been more wrong #i never felt more belonging than at uni like this is where i'm supposed to be - the great people i met there and friends i made #and my awesome professors #i actually admire some of them so much 🥺#like i wanna be like them - whatever path i will end up in jobwise #might become a teacher too or even a professor (dare i dream lol) or sth with media could also be a great option 🤭#but what i mean why i admire them sm they're so intelligent but also many of them such great people #like empathetic helpful and idk i just love smart people #they're so well spoken and i highly value people who really know their stuff well by now and they certainly do #but not only that also having such great general knowledge u can have such interesting conversation with such people #and many professors actually have opened my eyes to many issues of our our world and made me rethink and change some of my views #or just things i wasn't even aware of bc we all live in our little bubble at time at least i certainly did #only obsessing over my little life and sometimes turning the head away from cruelities elsewhere #and i feel being an intelligent person is actually so cool now and i wanna know important stuff on many topics but especially...#about what i then can use for my future job or whatever i do in life and nothing i learn feels pointless now or almost nth #but even then useless stuff in school it wasn't all for nothing if u had approached it the right way #just learning by itself can teach you important skills and knowledge like how to learn - how to memorise stuff the best way...#or finding out what ur capable of and growing ur self esteem it's all valuable in some way

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cantdanceflynn · 14 days ago

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Also I've got so much shit going on but rest assured when I can get back to my headphones. There will be screeching over the new episodes

#hyperfocusing on rimworld and my lil guys to distract myself from the internet #Our leader is Chika(male) who wears only female uniforms (not a trait or anything he just does(slay)) but is too damn smart for his own goo #Also he's pissed that the other colonists are stressed and drugs help but he doesn't get to be nude randomly and also he took more damage #From a rat than a gunshot wound and also despite being a vet he will not tame a damn thing he does not like animals #We got Felix who is both a child and 20 I don't know how kids work in this game but he's feral and our best soldier. He hates body #Modifications but is also super ugly. And is basically like ''im this ugly cause god has a plan for me'' which is low-key rly funny. He can #Do social interactions or intelligence requiring things AT ALL lmao. Keeps flirting with the only girl who hates him for being a kid #Her name is Dan and she's so normal but also was in cybersleep or wtvr for. Thousands of years??? She's nimble kind and industrius #She's the only one who can focus or ever wants to research or cook or grow plants she used to write books before she got drafted for #basically slave labor. She has a husband who might be alive but they were close as all shit and she's so sad she can't find him #I don't even have any dlcs and I'm like. Freaking obsessed with these guys people weren't kidding #I need these dumbasses to live. They are all very mad at wanting to live lmao

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sillyengineerperson · 9 months ago

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it's the fact that i like a guy who lives 100m down the road from me but i only see him for about 5 seconds every week and find it really hard to just go up and talk to him even though i've known him for just over 7 years now and we have multiple mutual friends and have done multiple insane trips together and last week slept like 5cm away from each other and whenever we make eye contact it never makes me feel like i want to crawl into the ground and never see a human ever again like usual but he looks at me in a way that makes me want to smile for an eternity and yet i still can't start a fucking conversation with him without someone else there

ahhhhhh

#at least he smiles at me when we see eachother #but conversations just wont conversation #and his sister is really nice #and we do two of the same a-levels #i did have to pretend to slit his throat a few days ago #for a bit #he's acting in this horror comedy i'm making #i had to defend him to my dad the other day though #my dad now knows who he is because he gave us and another friend a lift into town #other than me mentioning him occasionally #and I think he asked my brother about him for some reason #i mean they do go to the same school #and my brother said he was a bit usless #which i can understand from the context that my brother knows him (not just school)#but my dad was all like yeah he's useless i bet you don't like him at all #and i was like #huh?#he's actually very nice #and smart #and social anxiety is a a thing #so he's probably not going to seem the most confident person to someone like my brother #who is very outgoing #and the kind of person who everyone finds annoying at some point #so my brother has probably not got the best read on this guy #but yeah #i like him quite a bit if you can't tell

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peemil · 1 year ago

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#something i've heard a lot in my many years of navigating the mental healthcare system is stuff along the lines of #'yeah these tend to be problems you really only see in smart people. you overthink things' and it's just like #no i really don't think having a brain that can spit out a million different possibilities and alternate explanations a minute (almost all #of them Deeply Pessimistic at best) is an inherent sign of intelligence actually. i think you're just saying that to buy my favor.#which like. yeah. carrot and stick. i guess.#but at the same time like. if you actually thought any of us were smart why would you assume such a tactic would work on us #why would you assume we wouldn't immediately see through it?#and if you're using niceties to buy our compliance (which we thus can assume you're not taking as a given)#why are you assuming that those of us who Do see through it are nice enough to spare others' feelings and not immediately call you out?#or do you think we're so desperate for affection we won't care and will just take your scraps anyway? probably the last one huh.#Ugh.#what an ugly thing.

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creature-once-removed · 5 months ago

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#this website's response to Nolan and his choices are so funny to me #I feel like there's such a huge divide between me and most people here on account of I am in this business #people on here are really really keen to tear him and his movies to shreds and they latch onto whatever they can find #and I feel like most people aren't getting two fundamental Nolan things:#1. you can't know what kind of movie he makes until it's out. it's Nolan. He does things with incredibly specific core ideas in mind #I get the frustration with his odyssey casting but I also feel like people already have a movie in their heads and are judging based on that #my guy we won't know what the point is until we've seen it. and yes; casts work differently depending on what the movie is about at its core #it's Nolan and he does things with a very clear vision in mind #which brings me to #2. this guy is on top of his game like crazy. he's incredibly good if what his actors say about him is true #what they say about his sets is something people in the industry see as virtually impossible #but he manages it #apparently #bonus 3.: his casting is like that because he knows these people. which ties into 2.#he works with the same people for efficiency and because it makes things easier in many aspects #I feel like it's hard to understand what that means if you've never directed before #none of this to say that I don't understand the criticism; I do #but people on here like to act as if he's an overhyped guy who doesn't know what he's doing #and I think that's both a shortsighted and uneducated assumption #and robs us of discussion opportunities on the works of a guy who is incredibly focused detail oriented and passionate about his medium #which I think is a fucking shame #in my opinion #as someone who is extremely passionate about the same medium #edit I also won't fucking hear slander of Matt Damon #just because he's of similar age and one of the big actors doesn't make him Leonardo Dicaprio 2.0 #Matt Damon is an actor with one of the best abilities for line delivery I've ever seen #and he's so fucking smart and passionate about movie business #he really really cares about the quality of movies and the development of Hollywood #have you seen interviews with this guy? Be for real rn #not to say he's perfect but he's an A Game Industry voice with interesting things to say. And it's good that people like that exist.

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tealchameleon · 1 year ago

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It seems the issue rn is that people think that unless the candidate is 110% perfect in every way than it is morally wrong to vote for them/endorse them. Not at all considering the nuance and factors that are going into this election (the electoral college, our stupid two party system, the threat of project 2025, etc). Believe me Biden is not my favorite and I’d give anything to see a third party/socialist president but the way our two party shit works, it is just NOT possible during this election cycle. We need to stop clinging to that fucking fantasy and work with what we have while we can before it’s too late. Anything besides that is laziness disguised as activism and moral outrage.

And abstaining from voting altogether bc you wanna throw a fit about the options not being good enough for you; you are the WORST kind of person there is. You say you care so deeply about these issues that unless someone ticks off every little box of yours, you’re not going to involve yourself at all?? How on earth does that make ANY sense?? If you give a fuck about anything at all you would vote for the candidate that is most likely to win and also not start the Dark Ages 2 like trump will. And I don’t care what the fuck y’all say, any vote not for Biden (or not casted at all) is a vote FOR TRUMP. Republicans know this and believe me they fucking show up to the polls. The two party system does not give a fuck about your moral outrage, and while you stand back and fuss over Biden not being perfect, you are deliberately allowing trump to take the presidency. So not only are you not helping at all but you are also actively hurting the ppl you claim to stand for. It truly baffles me as to how so many of y’all think this is a legitimate act of political protest and not just… throwing a pointless and silent temper tantrum that will ultimately lead to many many people dying under Trump? HOW is that in any way better than voting for a man who may not be perfect but is still doing a lot for us???

BUT if we continue to push Biden left as we have been, we can show future candidates that America is ready for more leftist leaders. If you want to see leftist candidates in office then THAT is how you get them. Not by pitching a fit about it in the middle of the goddamn election or refusing to participate altogether. Just because you don’t like him as he is now doesn’t mean he can’t be pushed further left with more pressure from his constituents, another factor I think a lot of people are ignoring.

The solution is not going to perfect. Biden is not perfect. But millions of lives are at stake here and one man is obviously much better than the other, anyone saying they are on the same level is full of shit. Not perfect is better than nothing at all and descending into project 2025. But if you are the type of person that will not accept a solution unless it is entirely perfect for you, then you cannot pretend you actually give a shit about anyone these policies will affect bc we all know you really don’t, you’re more concerned about standing on your soapbox and telling everyone how enlightened you are by not voting for Biden. Meanwhile the support you could’ve given to Biden to protect the people you claim to care for, goes directly to trump.

I’m so tired.

So weird thing I'm noticing is that almost all of the people arguing with me on my "please vote" post have profiles saying they're trans.

But, like, I know a lot of trans people in real life. I'm nonbinary. A lot of my closest friends are also in the trans community. All of them are planning on voting for Biden.

Maybe it's just because we're all older -- and we all remember 2016.

Maybe.

But, like, if any of you are who you say you are, I beg of you -- please understand that things are going to get so much worse under Trump. Right now we're fighting at the state level in a lot of places, and activism needs to be focused there. But if we lose the White House, it's going to start coming from the Federal government too, and it's going to be so much harder.

It's just exhausting sometimes.

#guys this is literally high school govt class like #do y’all not remember learning that we have a two party system #and that third parties NEVER win and in fact serve only the opponents #and I think to when I say these things ppl take it like I’m saying that this is how it SHOULD be #I do NOT think this is how it should be but unfortunately this is how it IS #and to pretend we don’t live in a two party system is willfully ignorant at best #and dangerous at worst #the point of activism yall is not to get to the endgame immediately but to do what you can in the circumstances you’re given #working with what you have is infinitely better than doing fucking nothing #please use your fucking brains #also I WILL block you if you clown on my shit #I am SO done with y’all acting like you’re so smart and involved by not voting/voting third #like it literally doesn’t even make sense omggg #politics #vote blue

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illou-sainte · 6 months ago

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But, we friends thou? 3k+

pairings: virgin!caleb x virgin!reader

cw: unprotected sex, mentions of condoms, college au, corruption, nipple play, dry humping, messy make out, rough sex, choking, overstimulation, rubbing, loss of virginity, dom!caleb, hentai reader!caleb, cherry popping (iykyk), both are inexperienced, stomach bulge, creampie, pet names (princess, pipsqueak, pretty girl), edging, nasty sex, no penetration, squirting, mentions of blood, crying

Caleb is known for being the heartthrob of the campus. He's everything that people want--smart, handsome, athletic and was rumored to be "big" down there. A lot of girls in the campus have been gushing over your best friend. Many have been saying that he sleeps with different girls everytime--but was it true?

And of course, in your part you don't get the hype about Caleb. Yeah, he's your first kiss but so what? As his best friend, you both share secrets with each other. And one secret that you've kept about him is that....

He's a virgin himself.

As cocky as he is--of course, he'd feed into those rumors about him just to boost his ego. Little do they know, he's just a virgin otaku who reads hentai mangas on his free time. At first, it did bother you that he started reading those--but as time passed by, you got used and even shared some recommendations you've found. And started having interest of his likings.

"Have you seen the new publish?" He asked, eyes glued to his phone as he scrolls. You leaned your back against your chair and crossed your arms.

"Of course, the art improved a lot" You answered, crossing your legs while Caleb shows you a panel of the erotic manga he's talking about. "You bet! It looks so realistic!" He chimed, pointing at the part where the girl was getting fucked and you can only push his phone away.

"Seriously, be glad that some of our classmates went out" You scoffed, leaning against your desk as you grab your bag and started putting your textbooks inside. "Come on, I know you agree that scene was hot!" He raised his brow to tease.

"Shush" You silenced him and he only shrug in response while you continued putting your things inside your bag. You can't lie but that scene was really hot--the way that the guy was dicking down the girl so good. Makes you wonder how would it feel like if it was you.

Your thoughts were pushed away when he interrupted. "Oh, I almost forgot" He said, grabbing his bag and reached inside of it. "I just finished the manga that you recommended me a few days ago" Grabbing the book from his bag and placed it on your desk--and you were quick to snatch it. It was embarassing the fact that the cover of the manga was a girl getting railed.

Hugging the book against your chest as you glare at Caleb and punched his shoulder, earning a grunt from him. "No need to be harsh, pipsqueak" He chuckled, as he looks at you in amusement.

You whispered curses at him while you opened your bag wider to fit the book in but something suddenly fall out.

A condom.

"Wha-" He froze, his eyes widened--looking at the packet of condom over your desk. Your eyes shifted to him as you look at him confused.

You hum, and followed where his gaze was at--making your heart drop when you saw the packet of condom over your desk, you quickly grabbed it by your hand and shove it inside your bag. "Haha- my bad...." You chuckled awkwardly while you sweatdrop, closing your bag and rested your hands over your lap--eyes glued to somewhere while you pretend nothing happened.

"I'm pretty sure that was a condom...?" Caleb thought, sweadropping also as he cleared his throat. But at the same time he wants to push your buttons--to see where you'd last.

"...an interesting thing you're carrying around...." He smiled, making you uncomfortable as you felt heat rising through your body out of embarrassment.

"It's just something I bought out of curiosity....." You answered, fixing your skirt because it was revealing a glimpse of your plushed thighs. Caleb noticed how you shift--only makes him want to push further. I mean maybe something might happen after this?

"Oh...I thought you're going to use it"

"Huh- haha no way...."

Awkwardness seeps between the both of you--while you try to not steal glances at the male. Inhaling deep as you question him.

"Do you have one, Caleb?" You asked.

"Have what?"

"Well...a condom?" You whispered, loud enough for him to hear while you toy with the ends of your skirt. Caleb blinks and looks away, leaning against his desk while fidgeting his pen.

"I don't...not like I'd have a chance to use one anyway" He joked, shaking his head lightly. You nod at his words and pursed your lips, you can't help but wonder if all of those rumors about him is true--about "big" he was. Even though you knew he's a virgin there's still apart of you that doesn't believe that.

Class ended early as you and Caleb walked together. Talking about the new mangas that were published while enjoying each other's company.

"I swear that old man should stop giving us new assignments everyday" Caleb sneers, putting his hands behind his head while walking besides you.

"He should, I swear I noticed his bald spot earlier during lecture" You snorts, making him laugh at your words as you joined.

You were glad that everything went to normal--that Caleb forgot about that condom incident earlier. You can only swear that if he brings up the topic again you would just dig your own grave out of embarrassment.

The laughters piped down and you both continued walking together--your eyes focused on your surroundings while Caleb on the other hand is urging to bring up the topic again.

"Hey"

"Hm?" You answered, eyes glued to the path.

"So, that condom talk earlier.." He spoke, looking somewhere while you paused. Cursing at yourself because you knew Caleb damn well--if something peeks his interest he wouldn't let go of it.

Inhaling deep as you face him--he puts his hands inside his pockets and gave you a sincere smile-- not that smile, you knew that he's plotting something which makes your body shiver at the sight of it.

"If someone were to ask you to 'use it' would you?" He asked, tilting his head and waits for your reply. The question makes your body heat rise as you put a hand on your nape.

Letting out a soft awkward chuckle while you look at him "That's way to sudden" You muttered, making Caleb chuckle as he puts a hand over your head--ruffling your hair.

"Like y'know, the thing I read on that manga you let me borrow" He said and your shoulders tensed up. Glaring at him as you pushed away his hand away from your head because it was messing up your hair.

"Hmp, don't bring me into your erotic fantasies" You huff, brows furrowed while you clutch onto the strap of your bag.

But the thought of it sends excitement through your body onto your clothed pussy--I mean you'd always wondered what it feels like getting fucked and would you waste this chance? But the only problem is that, Caleb.

You can't imagine seeing your childhood best friend dick you down--but the thought of it. Too consumed by your thoughts, Caleb pushed the topic further.

"So, what do you say?" He asked, making you snap back at your thoughts. You gulped as you look at him. Lowering your head while you fidget with your fingers-- hesitating if you're going to do it or not.

"We only live once, so risk it!" The voices in your head said in unison.

"I'll let him use it.."

It didn't take long for you two to arrive at Caleb's dorm. Feeling nervous, you try to calm yourself-- while Caleb on the other hand was all chill. You can't help but feel frustrated, can't even believe that you're going to loose your virginity to this man in front of you.

But what you didn't know, is that Caleb was more anxious than you. You both sat besides each other over the edge of his comfy bed as you clear your throat catching his attention.

"So what now...?"

"Right-- Uhm" Putting a hand over his nape as his usual sheepish attitude drains out of his body.

"...let's get naked first." It's rather a command than a question--Caleb nods at your words as he chuckle.

Pouting at him as your hand playfully pushed his face away from your direction "...I don't want you to look.." You confessed, face flustered making him smile as he hums.

"I'm still going to see you naked later, y'know that right?" He teased, only for you to push him away more making him give up as you face his back.

Pursing your lips as you unbutton your top-- starting from the top to the button. Your eyes trailed to the figure in front of you--Caleb removed his shirt in one go, revealing his well-built back. And what got your attention was his muscular biceps. You can't help but stare at it but you were interrupted when you heard him talk.

"Like the view?" He chuckled, making you roll your eyes as you told him to shut up. As you finished unbutton your top, you slowly removed it from your body--leaving you with your lacy bra hugging your plushed tits.

"Hey"

"Hm?" You hum. "Can I look?" Caleb asked, moving his head to the side a bit as he tried to get a glimpse of you behind. You quickly used your arms to hide your tits while glaring at him.

"You sound like a pervert"

"Come on, princess" He pleaded, your gaze focused on his back and you sighed--finally giving up as you removed your arms away from your chest. The man in front of you then quickly shifted his body to your direction--now facing you as his eyes trailed on your plushed tits. His face flushed and licked his lips-- letting out a soft chuckle while smiling.

"Wow....I couldn't tell at all that you're hiding something like these behind your clothes" He remarks, making you gulp while you sweatdrop. "Is that so..." You muttered, lowering your head while your eyes focused on him.

Don't look at him with those eyes--those innocent doe eyes of yours. Makes him want to bend you over and just fuck you on the spot.

Biting your lower lip, you both stare at each other. "Can..I touch them?" He asked, his hands clenching--eager to touch your plushed tits. You nod at his words, he had to look at you again to make sure--his hands tremble as he reached out to your tits in display.

Palm of his hands came in contact with your plushed tits as he gently massaged it--he couldn't believe it, he's finally touching a literal tits right now. His gesture made your body squirmed as you try to bit your lower lip to muffle your moans. Breathing softly as your hand reached behind your back to undo the hook of your bra. Unhooking it in one go as your bra fall from your shoulders and spills out your bare tits to the male.

His hands continued to massage your tits, thumb toying your perked nipple as you let out a moan--making him startle as he retrieved his hand.

"Ah- sorry" He apologized, you shook your head and reached out for his hand--bringing it back to your tits. "N-no...you can touch them however you like" You muttered, making Caleb gulp as he starts to feel heat gushing through his body. You're definitely putting fuel to the fire.

Caleb is anxious as he continued massaging your tits with both of his hands-- thumb rubbing circles and pinching your perked nipples earning sweet whimpers and moans from you. The sight makes his cock harden inside his pants--he can't help but feel aroused seeing you so sensitive to his touch--so needy.

Your soft moans occupied Caleb's mind-- your moans can't even compare to those erotic hentais he watched, yours is too hot-- like music to his ears. You blabber words at him but he's not listening at all--too focused on fundling your tits.

You can't help but feel satisfaction that you're able to fill his thoughts-- smirking as you look at him with your hazy eyes. "Are they your satisfaction, miste--?" Your words were cut off when Caleb suddenly lounged at you and pinned you down over his bed. Both of his palm holds your wrists at both side as his soft lips latched onto your tits earning a yelp from you while you squirmed.

"W-wait-..Caleb--!" But he doesn't budge, continuing to suck your sensitive tits as his hot tongue swirls around your perked nipple making your toes curl. His other hand lets go of your left wrist as he reached out to your thigh and places it on the side of his hip. Positioning his hardened cock against your clothed pussy.

Feeling the arousal gushing through your aching pussy as you feel him grind his hardened bulge against your wet clothed pussy. Finally removing his hand from your other wrist as it moves to your left tit and massaged it while he sucked on the other one. Your hands run through his black locks and tried to push him away from your tits--but he wouldn't, still latching on it like a hungry mad man.

"Ngh-! Too much...C-Caleb....Caleb-!" You moaned, as your hands cup his cheeks pushing his face away--he finally gives up, earning a loud 'pop' when he pulls away from your perked tits. Cupping his cheeks as you can see drool from the side of his mouth making you grunt as you noticed how he filled your tits with his saliva.

"Please..." He pleads softly, rubbing his cheek against your palm like a cat begging its owner for food. His muscular arms sneaks behind your back as he wraps it around your waist--burying his face against your tits. Where did the usual cocky Caleb go?

Letting a soft whimper as you feel him grind against your wet clothed pussy-- shamelessly. Caleb lift his head up as he looks at you with pleading eyes.

"Wanna put it in so bad....but..."

"I don't want to rush you" He exhaled, while your heart flutters in awe. Caleb always prioritize your needs other than his--he wants you comfortable, he's not the type to rush you to do things. You flutter your lashes as you lean closer-- connecting your soft lips to his, Caleb melts against your warmth as he relaxes, continuing to grind slowly against you.

His hand reached to the waistband of your skirt along with your lacy panties as he slowly pulls it down-- discarding it on the floor. Pulling back from the kiss as you both pant--your tongue sticking out as a string of saliva connects to both of your tongues. You're such a hot mess for Caleb-- it makes his cock twitch even more.

"So sensitive just for me...."

His fingers brushed away some strands of your hair from forehead-- you blink, noticing a wet patch on his gray sweats, your eyes then trailed on the visible bulge in front of you. Making your wet pussy twitch.

Caleb is not experienced--but he learned a lot from those hentai mangas he read. And of course a key to start off railing a girl aka his best friend is to penetrate their aching pussy first. He said to his mind.

While you on the other hand was eager-- already wanting to be dicked down by Caleb. Want him to stretch your virgin aching pussy so bad.

"Caleb"

"Yes, princess?"

"Please fuck me"

His brows raise in surprise as he looks at you "But, I need to penetrate you first-- it might hurt if we're going straight at it" He said, tone laced with worry. He feels like he's rushing you--he doesn't want to.

Feeling embarrassed as you looked away "It's okay...I can handle it" You whispered, cheeks flushed red. Caleb is having mixed feelings-- he never seen you so vulnerable, so submissive towards him. He can't help but want to abuse the control he has over you.

He clicks his tongue as he chuckled-- grabbing your hand and intertwined it with his, kissing the top of it as his eyes locked on yours.

"You're going to take it like a good girl." It wasn't a question-- your mind goes hazy, all you can think of is being intoxicated with the heat of both of your bodies. You flutter your eyes at him and nod-- following his order like a puppy.

He lets go of your hand and slowly pulls down his sweats-- leaving him with his boxers, you can't help but look at his visible bulge. Oh he's hard--very hard. You gulped at the sight of it, noticing a wet patch on the part where his tip is-- already oozing pre-cum.

"Don't stare at me like that" He snorts, grabbing both of your thighs-- hands gripping the plushed flesh as he placed it on the side of his hips.

Pulling down his boxer as his hardened cock bounced up hitting his pelvis-- your eyes widened when you see his cock in display.

You felt embarrassed--those rumors were indeed true. Caleb's cock is thick and long-- you can see visible veins lining while his angry red tip is already oozing pre cum.

"W-wait-!" You breathed out when you watch him position his aching cock against your hardened clit.

You both locked eyes-- his eyes were filled with love and lust while he continued on rubbing circles against your hardened clit using his tip-- using the pre cum as a lubricant to make it slippery to rub on.

"Let me take care of you..." He muttered, rubbing his tip against your wet pussy lips-- smearing his cum all over it. Earning moans from you as your toes curl, feeling his gritty cock run against your folds to your hardened clit. It sends arousal to your throbbing wet pussy.

Caleb lets out soft grunts and moans as he holds his hardened cock with his palm, pumping it up and down while pressing it against your clit-- making your body twitch with every stroke.

He fastened his pace of rutting his aching cock against your hardened clit. "F-fuck-- I haven't even got inside of you..and I'm already a mess with just rubbing it against your pussy..." He growled, continuing to rut against you making your eyes roll as you felt the bed shaking.

Breathing heavily while you endure the friction against your hardened clit to your puffy slit--a drooling mess as he mixed his pre cum and your juices together and smearing it all over your poor pussy.

Feeling the arousal rising-- you can feel your climax taking over, too overstimulated as you're eager to cum. But just right after you felt the walls of your pussy throb, ready to release--Caleb stopped rutting his angry tip against your hardened clit. Making you whine in return while you look at him with your glassy eyes.

"W-wha- why--,?" You complained, looking at him while he brushed some strands of his hair sticking out of his sweaty forehead. Panting heavily as his gaze towards you darkened. He lets out a husky chuckle while kneading the plush of your thigh with his hand.

"It'd be a waste if I'd cum outside, right? " He whispered, leaning close to you as your perked tits were pressed against his chest. Feeling his hot breathe against your skin-- making you hitch, your ears perked when you hear him reach out to your bag placed over the nightstand beside.

Even feeling intoxicated, you moved your head where his hand was reaching at--you quickly grabbed it as you pull it away from your bag. Making Caleb confused as he breathes.

"What?" He stopped reaching out to the condom inside your bag--you pulled his hand away while you guide it towards your lips. Placing kisses against his fingers with your soft lips as you look at him with your hazy eyes-- just filled with words unsaid. And for Caleb it just translates into "raw, next question"

The sight makes him aroused as he shook his head lightly. "Too impatient? Bad girls like you needs to be punished" He said-- voice low and husky as he slowly pulls away his hand from your grasp and moves it down-- tracing your chin to your neck.

You bit your lower lip-- you try to hide the fact that you're getting more hornier seeing Caleb being so dominant towards you. But your fucked up face didn't helped. You yelped when you felt his veiny hand grab your neck as his grip tightens--not in a way that you couldn't breathe.

"I'll make sure to fuck you so good-- shit, even better than the ones I've read." He chuckled, making your mouth agape as he pressed your legs against your perked tits. His other hand holds his gritty cock while he positioned it against your drooling slit.

Your heart beats faster-- too anxious and aroused at the same time, while you wonder if his cock would even fit inside your tight little pussy. Too occupied with your thoughts, you suddenly felt him push hit tip inside your tight hole-- causing your eyes to widen as you let out a grunt.

"ngh-! I-i...I don't think it will fit--! Ah!" You moaned, feeling him force his tip to stretch out your tight hole. His hand tightened more around your neck as he chuckled. "H-hah-- it's just the tip and you can't handle it?"

"F-fuck, I wonder what would it be like if I slam my whole cock inside?"

Tears streamed down your cheeks while you drool. Seeing him having a hard time pushing his gritty cock inside your pussy--earning loud moans from you while you endure the way his tip is stretching your little hole.

"'ts hurt...s-so much.." You babble, as you bit your lower lip. Caleb pants, as he slowly pushed his gritty cock even more-- your tight hole finally swallowing his whole tip. Even with just the tip inside of you, makes Caleb want to cum and make a mess out of you.

"f-fuck--!"

It's so warm-- he feels like he's in bliss of ecstasy. The way the walls of your warm tight pussy is hugging his tip so good while it throbs-- is such a euphoric feeling. Shit, he can't even describe what he's feeling right now, finally having to empty his balls in a literally pussy and not with those hentai mangas he reads.

You cried out while Caleb struggles to push his whole gritty cock inside your warm tight pussy. Both of your bodies trembles, his hand finally letting go of your neck as it joins to hold both of your thighs together and pressed it against your tits. You finally exhaled and catch your breath--hands gripping the covers of the bed tightly.

"nghhhh-! Hah- 'ts hurt so much, I can't-!"

"Fuck!" You screamed, feeling his whole cock slide inside of you so quick-- tears streamed even more as you cry out, grunting while you felt the pain of his gritty cock stretching your tight pussy so good. You drool as you try to process of what happened, feeling a hot liquid oozing out of your entrance.

"S-shit, tight hole finally swallowed me whole" He chuckled, eyes looking down at your pussy sucking him. Blood dripping out of your entrance--just like what he saw on every hentai mangas he read, a cherry pop. His hand reached for your clit as he rubbed circles against it-- making your legs tremble.

"'m gonna start movin', 'kay?" He muttered, making you nod as you swallow your cries. He leans close to you-- kissing your forehead and brushed some strands of your hair away. Forehead against each other as his lips slammed to yours. Pulling you into a heated kiss--pushing his hot tongue inside your mouth, while he explored every part.

You moaned between the kiss as you feel him pump his gritty cock in and out of your tight pussy. He was only pushing a small distance inside your pussy--trying to stretch you slowly before he dicks you down for real. You swallow his cock so good, he can't help but grunt each time the walls of your warm pussy throbs--on how it hugs his fat cock so well.

Angry red tip kissing the lips of your womb as he continued on with his pace--you felt a knot forming inside while gushing an upcoming climax through your throbbing pussy.

Hot tongues dances and swirls with each other-- leaving you both in drooling mess while you suck on his tongue. This was different from the first kiss you two shared-- this isn't a small peck anymore this is one nasty heated make out.

Hot bodies against each other-- you can feel your juices oozing out of your pussy as it soaks the covers of the bed, leaving a nasty mess under.

His thumb continued on rubbing your hardened clit-- using your juices as a lubricant for it to be slippery to rub on. Your body twitches when you felt him pinch your clit, earning a soft whimper from you.

He pulls away from the kiss, smearing your drool to the side of your mouth while you pursed your lips. You feel him fastening his pace of fucking your tight pussy--making you cry, your hands reached out and wrapped around his back and dig your nails against the flesh of it-- earning a grunt from him.

"fuck-- ha- how d-does it feel? Seeing your best friend taking your virginity" He snickered, the fucking is so sloppy-- you can hear the sound of your pussy slapping against his pelvis.

"'ts so fuckin- hot- ngh-- dicking you down"

The gushing of your blood and juices mixed together as he fucks it back in-- you can feel your climax on its edge, ready to release. You babble nonsense while you cry against the crook of his neck. Sticky body against each other while he plants kisses over your face.

"cum--! Cumming-!" You screamed out, tightening your legs wrapped around his hips as Caleb continued to drill his cock inside of you relentlessly-- stretching your walls so good as his cock fills every part of it.

You bit down his neck and cried, releasing your high as it squirts against his cock and pelvis. Your pussy is definitely designed just to be a cocksleeve for his fat gritty cock.

"hah-...cum for me, pretty girl"

Poor you, your mind is occupied of Caleb's fat cock. It amuses him that you're a blabbering mess-- just letting out words like "too much, hurts, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, cumming-, cum, Caleb" and he loves you for that. Because, it means he dicking you down so good-- it made you feel like you're in cloud 9.

Caleb grunts as he felt your hot juices against his cock-- squirting endlessly as it drips down like a waterfall. He can feel your hot breath against the crook of his neck while you sob, but he doesn't stopped there.

"d-dont be passing out-- h-hah..on me" He muttered, pulling out his whole cock out as he slams it back in-- he continues his rhythm as his fast pace remains unchanged. Fucking you like a dog in heat like there's no tomorrow.

"no more-! Ngh-! Caleb--!"

He continued drilling his fat cock inside while your mind goes hazy as you feel like passing out. Caleb's breathing unsteadies, feeling his throbbing cock twitching inside of you as he pump it in and out-- he can feel his climax building up to his tip. His thumb pushed down his bulge against your stomach as he continues fucking you-- feeling his tip hit against the walls of your stomach.

The walls of your throbbing pussy tightened around his fat cock-- preparing for another release. He felt it too, causing him to let out a hoarse grunt as he continued to rut inside. "Fuck..fuck fuck-- I-I'm cumming, pretty girl"

"w-where-" Before he could finish his sentence you replied quick.

"I-inside!"

And with that, Caleb lets out a soft whimper-- shooting loads and loads of his thick hot cum inside your tight pussy, painting the walls white as he fucks it even more inside of your womb. Following, you release your high, squirting as it drips down out of your pussy--oozing along with his cum.

Caleb hugs you against him as his body trembles still shooting more loads inside your aching pussy while it tightens around his fat cock. You hugged him back, feeling you clench around him and your mind went blank--too cockdrunk to say anything as you let him be.

Let him give you a creamy creampie on your first sex.

He collapsed over your body, face against the crook of your neck as you felt his hot breathe against your skin. You squirmed as you felt his hot cum leaking out of your tight entrance--dripping down to your legs and to the covers of the bed.

Caleb looks over you as he caress your cheek, thumb brushing your eye as you closed your eyes--melting at his warmth while you softly sigh.

But oh...he's not done yet.

"Let's....hit it from the back. Want to see your ass clap, pretty girl.."

Don't worry, you'd get used to it. After all, that's what friends do.

This isn't proofread, sorry if there are mistakes T_T

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devswritingcornerorsmth · 1 month ago

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Dorian Relationship Headcanons

binge playing tf outta this game and found out some stuff bout our favorite door. as someone who also dated a manipulator no wonder our poor boy is hesitant to love until you find every door and show him you'll always be there

also havent finished the game fully BUT i love my boy too much and now very much hate keith. yes i saw the content warning but forgot about it which is how they get you wwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

these are just my personal headcanons, if you don't like them or agree, make your own :D

spoilers! and door puns

= Dorian was very hesitant to let someone into his heart after what happened in his last relationship. He's smart, but sadly, someone will always be smarter. He keeps his more affectionate emotions closed off, hidden deep within him, while putting on his professional front. Despite this, you still flirt, pursue, and visit him when you can. Dorian ends conversations quickly, only giving a quick 'hi' or 'hello' before leaving, even if it does hurt when he sees the upset expression on your face.

= He's surprised when you keep coming back. Dorian already told you who was in the bathroom, bedroom, office, etc. You even found his horizontal form after a few days of searching. You had a genuine smile on your face when greeting his many forms, asking him how he was, or just saying hi when in a hurry. It was a completely different feeling when he was with Keith.

= You didn't force him to open up, respected his boundaries, and surprisingly didn't get mad when he didn't let you into the attic. You also didn't tell everyone about Trap Dorian, which he greatly appreciated. (under the rug in the boiler room btw).

= Dorian became a little hesitant when you brought Keith to open him up, but figured the key had changed and no longer lied or used their past relationship to get him to open up about things or do things he was uncomfortable with. He knew that was a lie as soon as he saw Keith manipulating you, lying to your face with such confidence, and even trying to get you to earn SPECS points to Realize him first.

= You looked so happy when you found the last Dorian, running to your favorite one the next day (we all picked trap dorian when we fell in love let's be honest babes) and proclaiming you had found all of him. He was... happy. Genuinely. You had taken the time out of your days just to look for him, to spend time with him. After all of that, Dorian was finally ready to open up.

+ It was slow at first, little hugs here and there, warm smiles, and greetings. Dorian gave you a little peek inside his life, about his drawbridge days, how he learned nine languages, and his tattoos. Opening up slowly but surely.

+ He was now a little more playful, opening up with the word 'squeak' to make you smile and giggle. 'Cheeky,' he says while opening the bathroom door as you go to take a shower or use the restroom.

+ 'Sweet dreams,' Dorian murmurs when you enter your bedroom to sleep for the night. He wishes he could join you, cuddle up next to you, and hold you in his arms to protect you from the outside world... but Skylar could only do so much. And he didn't even want to think about what Betty would try.

+ Dorian doesn't get jealous, trusting you entirely not to date another human. He doesn't mind you dating the objects. But, he is very protective, looking at people who come to your door, up and down, judging them heavily. Both Bedroom Dorian's lock up when you fall asleep, along with Front and Back Dorian, knowing that the only way to you was through them now.

+ If you try to make him jealous, he gets upset more than anything. Dorian will ask you not to do that again, knowing exactly what you're trying to do. Apologizing and avoiding trying to make Dorian jealous is the best thing to do. If you do try again, he'll be done with you. He had boundaries for a reason.

+ Dorian knows he's handsome, and so do most of the objects in the house. He assures you that he only has eyes for you, rejecting everyone if they try anything. Reggie teases Dorian about it from time to time.

+ He doesn't like cars and gets nervous when you leave in yours or someone picks you up. Dorian knows the damage they can cause, cringing at the feelings his car door selves might have gone through.

+ He doesn't really like music either, finding it to be distracting and annoying when he's trying to work. Bathroom Dorian does not complain when he hears you singing in the shower though.

+ Dorian has been through a lot due to being a door, but that also means he's very smart. Listening and learning throughout the ages have only gotten easier for the door. He helps you when he can or if you just wanna learn something.

+ He will give you the most bombastic side eye if you make fun of his accent or the fact that he's British. Will give you a whole history lesson about how the British people did something. It's honestly fun watching Stefan and Tiny Dorian bicker about food while both know damn well most British food is terrible.

+ Will listen to you talk for hours about your favorite subject or hyperfixation at the moment. He may not understand a lot of things from it, but keeps them in mind. He'll ask Mar or Lyric to look up the subjects when he doesn't understand fully. Dorian would also ask Mac and Phoenicia to keep an eye on your socials and DM's just in case. He needs to protect you everywhere he can.

+ (quick note! at the time of writing, i have not realized dorian yet so apologies if this is incorrect and i will fix anything when i do realize him). Dorian is ecstatic when you Realize him, finally being able to properly hug and kiss you without those glasses. He doesn't leave like the others, staying with you until you're ready to Realize Skylar or everyone else. No, he's staying with you until the end, just like you did with him.

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once again, these are my personal headcanons and if you don't like them, make your own :)

apologies for any mistakes or errors the time I'm publishing this is 6am and I'm running on boba and a chicken sandwich.

i will most likely make a part two cuz i have so many thoughts and ideas on our boy

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